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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 20+ / Based on an idea by Agent Vargas
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[A smoking "Mike Jr." is near a mansion window]] / [[He hears a shuffle in the drapes]] / [[He uses "Sticky" to BRZAP! the drapes, dislodging a hiding April]] / April: YOW!
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 2009 [[April suddenly wakes up]] / April: YEAAAARGH! / [[April is confused by her dream and starts thinking]] / April: [[thinking]] Huh. / April: [[thinking]] What the HELL... Why do I keep dreaming this over and over...? / [[Zombie Mike, covered in stitches, is by April's side in her bed. She looks calmer. He kisses her shoulder]] / Zombie Mike: Nightmare again, sweetie? / April: Yeah, sorry if I woke you up honey. / Zombie Mike: Nah, you know I don't sleep. Ever. / {{Part of the "20 Plus" storyline}}
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 2009 [[April suddenly wakes up]] / April: YEAAARRGHH!!! / [[An alarm clock thrown from off-panel hits April in the head]] / Margaret: SHUT UP!!! / [[Margaret is in bed, holding a shoe in her hand]] / April: Oow! Why YOU are allowed to have nightmares about the apocalypse but I can't??? / Margaret: SHUT UP! Stop talking! No noise making! SHH! / {{Part of the "20 Plus" storyline}}
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 2009 [[April is sitting eating cereal, Margaret is standing next to her, a cup of coffee in her hand]] / April: So... yeah, how are things going at Dundun Island? / [[Margaret rolls her eyes]] / Margaret: Pfft! Well things are goin great for ME, but Dave's STILL pissed at me for some reason. / April: Yeah? But are they going to fix him or not? / Margaret: He's under treatment. He's getting better, but you never know... / April: What about Roger? / Margaret: I haven't seen him a lot. But fine, I guess. / April: Aaand... what about Zombie Mike? / Margaret: Well he... / Margaret: OOOOh No. / Margaret: No you're NOT! / {{Part of the "20 Plus" storyline}}
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives mike: yaaaaaawn / <> / <> / marsha: I *was* going to ask if you're ready to go back to classes, but then I decided it was a completely stupid question. / mike: Feel seriously DEADER tahn my zombie s'lf.
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Marcia: Wow, so Dave is upset about the birthday thing??? Great. / Mike: Heheh, well, what can I do about it? It's not exactly my fault, you know? / Marcia: Of course not. But I mean, what the Hell. You guys lived together almost a whole year, and yet you didn't know you shared birthdays??? / Mike: We were interested in the day we would die, not the day we were BORN. / Marcia: Maybe it's because I'm a girl and I don't consider caveman-like grunts and groans to be REAL communication. But it would have been nice to star the year without conflicts of any... / [[An angry Mr. Dover appears behind Mike and snags him by his backpack]] / Mr. Dover: You. My office. RIGHT NOW. / Mike: [[thinks]] I'll settle for FINISHING the year, thank you very much.
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Mr. Dover: How DARE you lie to me about Roger dying. Dave told me everything. And then you show up the day of the final, with a freaking DEATH CERTIFICATE??? / Mike: But... but Mr. Dover / Mr. Dover: NoTHING. Mike I'm going to get you expelled. That's it from me. Period. / Mike: That's not fair! I DID die! or at least they believed I did! It's not my FAULT! / Mr. Dover: I'm not LISTENING to any more of your - / Mike: Look it up! My DAD died of a heart attack on the VERY SAME DAY. His name was Harry Green! Big shot celebrity lawyer! It was in the NEWS! / Mr. Dover: What the... I can't BELIEVE... it's... / Mike: Also my girlfriend lost an eye / Mr. Dover: Mike. / Mike: It's my birthday / [[Dr. Dover gives Mike the 'Yerrr out!' sign, saying...]] / Mr. Dover: MIKE! Just GET THE HELL OUTTA MY OFFICE! / [[Mike is represented by the speed lines of his ZOOOOOOM out of the office]] / Mike: Yes sir!
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike approaches Marsha, outside Mr. Dover's office. He is bopping along with a mischievous expression]] / Mike: Neeeeheeehee! / Marsha: Holy crap, what was THAT all about??? / [[Mr Dover shouts from off-panel...]] / Mr. Dover: I am STILL going to make your life a living HELL, boy! WAIT and SEE! / [[FX: Dover closes his office door with a SLAM!!!]] / [[Mike winces and looks far less amused]] / Mike: That... is the tune I'll be dancing to, starting now. / Marsha: Nice. / Mike: I agree. on my birthday, even. / Mike: Emergency sympathy sex? Yes?
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Marsha enters the ladies' room]] / [[At the sink, Marsha applies powder to her cheek, as a hand reaches towards her, from off-panel. The other person is not reflected in the mirror, for whatever reason]] / [[Marsha is pulled into a stall]] / Unidentified puller: C'mere, you! / Marsha: WHA - HEY!!!
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Diana has pulled Marsha into a ladies' room stall and is holding Marsha's arm]] / Marsha: Um, a little crowded here...? / Diana: Never mind that! Marsha, you HAVE to help me get Roger back! / Marsha: Wha...? Didn't you DUMP him? / Diana: Of course not! He left me for that Cookie ho! / Marsha: seriously??? Huh. well, yeah, I WOULD, but I dunno if he's going t listen to me... / Diana: Don't say anything to him! That's not what I need. I need your mad snooping skillz. Dig? / Marsha: Aaah, okay. But you know, Roger lives with that Joe guy now, and that house is full of were coyotes, and... / Diana: Marsha, please. I'm willing to do ANYTHING! / Marsha: What like what / [[The scene shifts to another stall in the restroom, where April listens (with a shocked expression) to the discussion which continues, off-panel]] / Diana: Like um. Today's Mike's birthday, right? Is it? / Marsha: Yeah... / Diana: Well, I can TEACH you. See? / Marsha: ... / Diana: You and me, we can give him the BESTEST birthday ever FOREVER. / Marsha: Wow, for REALS???
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[As Mike waits for Marsha, outside of the ladies' restroom, he sees April bolt out of the restroom, wide-eyed and with a hand covering her mouth.]] / April: BGGG! / [[Mike tentacles April's lower arm to stop her]] / Mike: Wait a minute, blondie. I bet it's not even my business, except maybe it IS. / April: AAAHRGH! Mike! What, what ae you talking about??? / Mike: Where's Marsha? She's taking too long in there... What's happening? / April: I DID NoTHING! / Mike: Uh-huh. okay, we're going in there. You and me, C'mon. / April: NOOOO!
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave stands, transfixed in shock over the news her had previously received (that Blue missed her period)]] / [[Roger appears, and interprets Dave's rigor as a nonsense pose]] / Roger: Oh, I see. I see how it is. Well, do you think you're ready for me, little man? Do ya? That is it. We're going DOWN. Let the best man win, while the other lies surrounded by the stench of honorless, undignified DEFEAT. / [[Roger stands next to Dave, maintaining an approximation of Dave's frozen pose]]
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike has April's lower right arm in a tentacle hold, outside of a ladies' restroom where he has been waiting or Marsha]] / April: Seriously Mike, this is not cool. I have done nothing. Let go of me. / Mike: If that's true, then what's to lose? / April: It's a GIRL'S restroom. You're not supposed to go in them. So quit it. / Mike: Oh right, because I'm totally going to look inside the stalls and take pictures. / April: Stop being a jerk. I made a mistake and I PAID for it. Let me go. / Mike: Sorry, no. I don't trust you. Let's go. / April: ARRGH! Look, you little idiot. you want to know where's Marsha? She's in there, having SEX with Diana. Satisfied? / Mike: Ooohohoho. okay, you win Most Creative Excuse Ever. / April: Let me go, or I'll... GRRR... / [[April struggles and Mike puts his other hand up to block, and looks unconcerned]] / Mike: No punching, okay? Next time bring your knife. / April: WHAT / Mike: You better start behaving if you ever want to owow OWWWW! / [[With a CHOMP!, April bites Mike's tentacle firmly, while pulling away]]
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[April has just bitten mike's tentacle arm. Mike has his other hand pressed against the wound, and some blue liquid has run down the back of that hand. April has her right hand up to her mouth, blocking it from our view.]] / Mike: APRIL??? OW, woman! What's wrong with you? You BIT ME! / April: OMG, Mike, I'm sorry, I... / Mike: You bit me hard enough to draw BLOOD! C'MON! / April: I I I did't want to, why do you have to be such a JERK, I'm really really - / [[Mike puts on a pathetic-sad face]] / Mike: Not cool, April. / Mike: On my BIRTHDAY, even. / [[April's face blanks out and she begins to collapse]] / April: * / [[Mike looks down at the off-panel April]] / Mike: [[thinks]] Wow. / Mike: [[thinks]] This is a sad day for you, Mike. / Mike: [[thinks]] I believe you just got guilt-trip SCHOOLED.
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike is standing beside a off-panel April, who blanked out and collapsed in the previous strip (after biting his tentacle hard enough to draw blood). His hand is covering the bitten spot, and there is a trickle of blue running down the back of the hand.]] / Mike: [[thinks]] Whaaaat. Seriously. What the crap? / Mike: [[thinks]] Now what do I do? Do I help her up? But if I do, I'm gonna get her all bloodied up and she's gonna be pissed at me. / Mike: [[thinks]] Besides, if Marsha comes out and sees it she might get mad for some reason. / Mike: [[thinks]] What if I just leave? But no, then Marsha will be mad because I didn't wait up for her. / Mike: [[thinks]] On the OTHER tentacle, if I do nothing and Marsha comes out, maybe she'd be pissed because I DIDN'T help April. You never know these days. I don't know what's really up between those two and of course the HELL I'm asking about it. / Mike: [[thinks]] ARGH. Women! / Mike: [[thinks]] Maybe I should just dive into the gents? / Mike: [[thinks]] Wash this blood off me. / Mike: [[thinks]] Yeah, gonna do it. / Mike: [[thinks]] But if people see me walking away from an unconscious girl, they'll think I did something to her. / Mike: [[thinks]] But maybe I could say I was looking for water to splash on her - / April: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME UP YOU RETARD
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike has helped April up, but his hand is covered with the blood from his bitten tentacle]] / Mike: Are you okay? Do you want me to call someone? / April: Naaah. Yeah, I'm fine. No, really. / Mike: You sure? Geez, you girls and your crazy diets. / April: I have no idea what just happened. / Mike: That's what I'm saying. / April: That was so weird. / [[In this panel, Mike has removed his hand, and we see there is now blood on her shirt... and the skin on her arm just below the shirtsleeve]] / April: Awwww, dammit Mike! You bloodied up my favorite SHIRT! / Mike: Pssh! I called it! / April: AARGH, this stain will never go away! I'm gonna have to throw it away! thanks a lot, JERK! / Mike: Right, like it's MY fault I'm bleeding! Yep, totally guilty of having blood inside of me! / April: I'm gonna HIT you soooo H-... / [[April collapses again with a PLOP]] / Mike: Oh for CHRIST'S SAKE, APRIL!!!
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