You're browsing the archives of College Roomies From Hell.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | David: Who, me? Nah, I'm done. At least for the next ten seconds. I'm sorry what was your name?
/ Jerry: I'm Jerry. Is the room still available?
/ David: Sure, come in. / David: Sorry about the mess...
/ Jerry: It's okay, man. You should see where i'm living now. UGH. I have to clean night and day.
/ David: Wait... you're rooming with "Teletubbie" right?
/ Jerry: Yeah, but I've had it. Say can I move in today?
/ David: Whoa! Just like that? / Jerry: Sure, do you mind? Also, I gotta pay the rent before I spend all the money on pizza and chinese... uh, are you CRYING?
/ David: No.
/ David: Yeah.
/ David: A little? http://crfh.net/d/20080929.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret, Dave, Zombie Mike and Roger have convened for a NOES meeting.]]
/ Margaret: Well, as you know, the situation has turned around for us. Mike is back, and I'm still in charge, at least while he recovers from his... God. Dave, what IS IT NOW???
/ [[Dave has been clearing his throat throughout Margaret's speech, rapidly annoying her.]]
/ Dave: Ahem.
/ Dave: *AHEM*
/ Dave: *COUGH CHOKE*
/ Dave: Ummm... if it's not a lot of trouble...
/ Margaret: [[annoyed]] Yeah, WHAT? / Dave: Do I *have* to be sitting next to Mike? I dislike him.
/ Roger: Dave ol' buddy, I don't think you realize there's just not enough of us to switch places.
/ Dave: Why is he even here in the first place? I don't think he's uh, functional enough to be useful yet.
/ Zombie Mike: [[sticking tongue out at Dave]] I love you anyway. Licky licky!
/ Dave: And... he's way too disturbing...
/ Roger: Just be thankful he hasn't showed you his new "remote" yet. http://crfh.net/d/20081001.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret, still annoyed, is addressing the other NOES members at the meeting.]]
/ Margaret: Okay, if no one has anything else to say, can we START?
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] I have a question.
/ Margaret: All right. ONE. Ask away.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Why isn't Joe here? Isn't he a part of NOES now?
/ Margaret: We'll invite him to the NEXT meeting. Then we will vote on that. Okay? / [[The scene shifts to Dave.]]
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] Dave, I want you to talk to Blue. We're gonna need her cooperation if we want to get April and Marsha from Dundun Island.
/ Dave: Are we SERIOUSLY gonna do this??? It's SUICIDE!
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] You're not going, Dave.
/ Dave: WHAT? Now you're leaving me out AGAIN???
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] Actually, we need you a lot for this one, but you are out of order...
/ Dave: I'll be fine! Just give me some more days! / [[The scene shifts to Zombie Mike and Roger. Zombie Mike is creepily hovering above Roger.]]
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] Fine. Do you want to come? Then it'll be under my terms. You're not training with me anymore. Roger's gonna do it.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] WHAT? WHY in the world?
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] He'll teach you some zen crap to get your anger under control. Right, Roger?
/ Roger: I have a question. WHY ME???
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] You don't get any more questions, Roger.
/ Roger: I wasn't asking you. I was asking the UNIVERSE. http://crfh.net/d/20081003.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | David: HAH! Like I don't know you. You're gonna use your "training" as an excuse to f*ck with me.
/ Roger: Well, DUUUUH! But rest assured, when I'm done with you, you will be a werecoyote, only without the hair or the coolness.
/ David: YAY. Ok, but we're not going to do this at my place, I don't want my new superspecial roomie to think i'm a freak.
/ Roger: Don't get your hopes too high on THAT. Ankle level, maybe... say, Dave? Have you noticed something... Odd... about Mike?
/ David: You mean aside from the fact that he's a festering corpse? / Roger: I'm serious. Doesnt he remind you of something?
/ David: Well, yeah, but I can't put my finger to it...
/ Roger: Well, I can. He reminds me of Nice Mike. Remember Nice Mike? Not quite there... harmless... sort of stupid. And it happened after he almost died, that time at sea...
/ David: Huh. You're right. What, you think he's dangerous?
/ Roger: No, no. But I wonder. Last time he made a deal with Satan to get out of Hell. What did he do NOW?
/ David: I don't like this conversation.
/ Roger: Hey, it has a bright side. Insomnia is good for serenity. http://crfh.net/d/20081006.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Roger lean against a tree. Dave thinks of a vacuum cleaner.]]
/ Roger: okay... Margaret is making me do this, but I'm willing to commit myself. I'm gonna need your total, full cooperation and trust. Are we clear? Good. / Dave: Okay.
/ Roger: I warn you, this is something you can't learn overnight. The knowledge is so very awesome it will destroy your mind if it's not strong enough.
/ Dave: Uh-huh.
/ Roger: You'll probably never be the same or look at things again in the same way.
/ Dave: Just get on with it, Roger.
/ Roger: You'll be a new Dave. One that is one with the Universe instead of a foaming, savage creature dominated by his own basic instincts... / Dave: GODDAMMIT ROGER, I already told you I'm... OOOOW!
/ [[Dave clutches his head in pain.]]
/ Roger: Lesson Number One: Learn to Have Patience. http://crfh.net/d/20081010.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger gets out his pet rock.]]
/ Roger: If you're gonna learn about patience, you have to learn from the best. Here is Fluffy, Grand Master of Waitness and Immobility.
/ Dave: Waitness isn't a word.
/ Roger: Yes, but no one cares what you think. / Roger: The experience talks. Rocks are never in a hurry. They live billions of years and they just keep waiting for something to happen. Now, be quiet and pay attention. The Master will teach you now. / [[They stare at the rock.]] / Dave: Uh, Rog...
/ Roger: Shhh. http://crfh.net/d/20081013.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Roger sit back-to-back in a park.]]
/ Roger: Now, the first step towards controlling your anger is identifying the source. What is the biggest source of annoyance in the whole world.
/ Dave: I know the answer to that.
/ Roger: The answer is not "Dave." But it's close.
/ Dave: Oh, you can bet it's REALLY close.
/ Roger: Focus, Dave. Close your eyes and think. / Dave: Uuuh... okay, this is a bit hard, can I get a clue?
/ Roger: Here's a hint. Do you get a lot of headaches when you're alone?
/ Dave: No... not really.
/ Roger: And when you do, what were you thinking about?
/ Dave: Generally speaking? People.
/ Roger: That's your answer. So, what is to be done about it? / Dave: KILL them all.
/ Roger: You've come a long way, bumblebee. http://crfh.net/d/20081015.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Exterior, park bench. Roger is teaching Dave anger management through the Zen of Nonsense. Pepe, Roger's pet rock, is in Dave's lap being massaged. Roger is playing with a paddleball. ]]
/ Dave: Well, people are EVERYWHERE. So what can you do, besides migrating to Pluto? (or killing them all.)
/ Roger: People are like a toxin. You can't avoid it but you can turn on the armor. For example, a big source of anger is their stupid faces. So you wear big, opaque glasses so they don't notice you're looking elsewhere.
/ Dave: Okay... What if you have good eyesight?
/ Roger: Sunglasses? Pirate patch? Plastic bag over face? This solves every other problem, too.
/ Dave: Uh, still not working...
/ Roger: That's right, because you have to tune out their stupid, whiny voices. So you have to make them shut up without disturbing civilization.
/ Dave: And how do you do that?
/ Roger: Basically, you say all kinds of things, so they feel their wasting their time talking to you and you're probably a dangerous loon.
/ Dave: Wait a minute...
/ Roger: You're slacking on the hump massage. The rock is displeased. http://crfh.net/d/20081017.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is standing on one leg.]]
/ Dave: ...and, and a can of, uh, nuts?
/ Roger: Who can go nuts?
/ Dave: Uh, the... AARGH! Roger, why do I have to do this on top of a goddamned CHAIN LINK FENCE???
/ Roger: 20 points less for asking. So you can tap into the flow of nonsense, even under stress. Now, who can go nuts?
/ Dave: The um, MURDEROUS squirrels!
/ Roger: That almost makes sense, but I'll let it slide. / [[Dave stares at the spoon in his hand.]]
/ Dave: Okay, why am I trying to bend a spoon with my mind, again?
/ Roger: There's no spoon, only Zuul.
/ Dave: Come on.
/ Roger: By focusing on a seemingly impossible task, you acquire a big tolerance to frustration.
/ Dave: I'm only acquiring a serious case of crossed-eye. / [[Dave hangs from a tree branch.]]
/ Dave: Uh... so why am I hanging upside down from a... okay, forget it. You fail as a teacher.
/ Roger: You fail at having fun! http://crfh.net/d/20081020.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger; Very well, last thing. You will receive two quests. The first is to climb up there.
/ Dave; .... You're not serious.
/ Roger; Dave, there are many things you have to learn for yourself. Go.
/ Dave; Roger, I'm gonna kill myself!
/ Roger; Naw, I promise to catch you on the first or maybe second bounce. / Dave; I'm gonna die! I don't wanna die a threesome virgin!
/ Dave; Mommy!
/ Dave; Ow! Son of a...!
/ Dave; Don't get angry. You don't want a splitting headache while hanging from your fingertips, do you? / Dave; AARGH! The painnnnn!
/ Dave; Jesus CHRIST!
/ Dave; I'm gonna kill you! / Dave; I...I made it! *huff huff*
/ Roger; I see! Good job!
/ Dave; Yeah, *wheeze* yeah! Now what?
/ Roger; Well, since you're up there, see if you can find the frisbee I lost the other day!
/ Dave; WHAT??? / < http://crfh.net/d/20081022.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave passes Jerry with a big smile, a song, and lots of bruises.]]
/ Dave: Mm HM, mmMMh, Mm! Mm hm Mm mm Mh!
/ Jerry: (thinking) ??? / Jerry: Ultramighty Jesus, what happened to YOU?
/ Dave: Wo happen? (looks at himself) ... OH.
/ Jerry: Did you get run over or something?
/ Dave: No, I um, I was just... uh...
/ Dave: (thinking) Having rough sex? Practicing manly sports? Wrestling bears to the death? Fighting crime? / Dave: Having rough manly sex with a criminal bear? No, wait... I think I actually got a concussion.
/ Jerry: I think I actually regret asking. http://crfh.net/d/20081024.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Dave in his bathroom, talking to Roger on the phone ]]
/ Roger: WHAT? Jesus, Dave, I just got home!
/ Dave: Whatever! Listen, something REALLY strange just happened to me. Instead of saying what I was thinking, I just spurted a bunch of NONSENSE!
/ Roger: Aha, and this is bad because...?
/ Dave: Because... using nonsense-fu is okay, but from time to time I'd like to be able to have a normal conversation?
/ Roger: Hah! And I'm the one who says nonsense? Okay, don't freak out. It's just a normal side effect. It'll go away in a couple of days.
/ Dave: What? You didn't say such a thing would happen!
/ Roger: Yes I did. You wer just not paying attention. This, by the way, doubles the effect of everything I taught you.
/ Dave: Between you and Blue's mom, you're going to mash my potatoes.. I mean... see? See what you did?
/ Roger: Are you angry?
/ Dave: YES!
/ Roger: Are you lighting up?
/ Dave: Uh... no.
/ Roger: Well, there you go. Do you want to go to Dundun or not?
/ Dave: Is that a trick question?
/ Roger: Well, if you don't, I'll just tell Margaret you can't go.
/ Dave: Goddamn you for giving me a choice! http://crfh.net/d/20081027.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Filler sketch of Blue Green. She is swinging (what appears to be) a long-chained mace. ]]
/ [[ Caption reads: Gogo Blue! ]] http://crfh.net/d/20081031.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[In a helicopter]]
/ Roger: Are we THERE yet?
/ Margaret: Jesus, Roger. No.
/ Blue: Actually, we're almost there. I think.
/ Roger: HAH! In your face, Brownielocks!
/ Margaret: Aw, shut up. Anyway, time to go over the plan once again.
/ Blue: Okay... you guys hide while we descend on the island. I'll go talk to Damascus while Margaret pretends to be a good pilot/bodyguard and waits in the chopper.
/ Margaret: Oh, don't push it, Rainbow. / [[Inside the helicopter]]
/ Blue: You wait until there's no one watching. Then you and Roger do your thing.
/ Roger: Our AWESOME thing.
/ Blue: You get Marsha and if you can, April, come back unnoticed, sit tight until I'm here.
/ Dave: Am I missing something?
/ Roger: Nope, that's it.
/ Dave: Well, for starters, I still don't know what *I* am supposed to do.
/ Blue: Nnnnnothing. You stay with Mike... you're backup.
/ Dave: WHAT? WHY?
/ Roger: Because you're a big wuss FOREVER! http://crfh.net/d/20081103.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Interior of helicopter on its way to Dun-Dun Island. Blue is at the helm, and alone in Panel ]]
/ Blue: Don't get me started, Dave. If it was up to me you wouldn't even be here at ALL.
/ Dave: Why do I have to babysit a ZOMBIE? Why is he even here???
/ Blue: Because he knows how to fly the chopper.
/ Dave: You're not SERIOUS!
/ Margaret [ (?) speaking off panel) ]: You weren't paying any attention at ALL?
/ Dave: No, I was thinking about porn lingrie porny... uh... discard that, it was... just a nonsense fit.
/ [[ Margaret alone in panel ]]
/ Margaret: What Chartreuse here is failing to explain is that you'd rock at this particular mission, but we're going stealth. And Roger and I are the only ones with training in that.
/ Dave: Oh, right, now we're using the ninja excuse???
/ Margaret: It's not an excuse, Dave. You know you have a tendency to trip over your own feet.
/ [[ Dave and Roger in panel ]]
/ Dave: But I've been there two times! I know the way in and out!
/ Margaret: Yeah, well you don't know Section D like Roger does.
/ Roger: I know D-Section, but it's a lady I don't want to kiss ever again!
/ Dave: You all suck froggie gonades... pie... juice? Aw, forget it. http://crfh.net/d/20081105.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: Well, remember to keep a low profile. If you have any problem, let us know.
/ Dave: Are you SERIOUS? Just shut-up and go away already.
/ Margaret: Dave, c'mon, you know we have no choice.
/ Dave: Whatever.
/ Dave: Problems! They're going into that horrible place full of guards and torture and they tell ME to cry for help? Are they making fun of me or what?
/ Dave: I'm sitting here in a goddamn helecopter with a zombie! What kind of problem could I possibly have???
/ Mike: Cabin fever? http://crfh.net/d/20081107.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Dave and Zombie-Mike are alone in the helicopter. Mike grabs the top of Dave's head and starts "acting" like a hungry, brain-eating zombie. ]]
/ Dave: Mike, what the LIVING F--K are you doing??? Oh my GOD you're not joking. Stay away from my skull, let go of me, I'll just...!!!
/ [[ Dave's lasers begin to warm up in self-defense ]]
/ << B R A Z A P ! >> [[ lasers fire ]]
/ Dave: *
/ [[ Dave's eyes shut, his nose begins to bleed profusely, and he falls back unconscious. ]]
/ [[ Small wisp of smoke rises from Mike's head. ]]
/ Mike: Woo! That TICKLES! http://crfh.net/d/20081110.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | V.D.: Well, I'll be! What a delightful surprise!
/ Blue: Really? I wasn't even sure I was welcomed at all.
/ V.D.: And you decided to find out? Good for you. I've been asking your mother to bring you for a visit. Apparently she thinks you'd be bored.
/ Blue: Well, I'm not expecting a tour of the facilities... I just wanted to talk to you, Mr. Damascus.
/ V.D.: Call me Vernon. Let's go inside so we can chat. / / Blue: Mr. D- Vernon, I wanted to talk to you about Dave. My boyfriend?
/ V.D.: Ah, yes. A regrettable mistake. Sadly I'm not in direct charge of the mutants we secure. His identity was established after it was too late.
/ Blue: Oh, I know you wouldn't do something like that. But still, instead of apologizing, you can help me.
/ V.D.: Can I? What's on your mind?
/ Blue: No one has studied Dave's mutation and I'd like to know everything I can. I'm concerned. You know?
/ V.D.: Heh! Well, well. A pragmatist! You're quite a remarkable young woman, aren't you?
/ V.D.: I can see now who's going to run this place someday! http://crfh.net/d/20081112.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Margaret and Roger in corridor outside section D ]]
/ Roger: Well, Margaret, here comes the easy part.
/ Margaret: EASY??? As if this hasn't been a total borefest so far.
/ Roger: That's because we rule. But I warn you, we're about to enter Section D where abhorrant freaks of nature are created by bored minds playing God.
/ Margaret: Okay, you guys live next door. And you think I'm afraid of FREAKS??? Give-me-a-break. / [[ Interior of Section D. A white unicorn, with a magenta mane and tail, is grazing in the pastoral paradise. ]] / Margaret: [[ While looking in on the scene. ]] M - mister Shinysparkyglitter?
/ Roger: The Horror. http://crfh.net/d/20081115.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: OOOOh No, stop right there. Let's go on with the mission before we get caught.
/ Margaret: I love you, Mr. S, I will never leave you alone again...
/ Roger: Sheesh, it's just a pink and white horse with a horn. What's so special about it?
/ Margaret: But... but must huggle Mr. Shinysparkyglitter!
/ Roger: Aw, Margaret, stop being such a PRINCESS. Let's go!
/ Margaret: Pfah! No, no, Roger. It's just that I used to have a plushie that looked just like that. He was like my Pepe... get it?
/ Margaret: So let's compromise... you let me spend 5 minutes hugging the unicorn, and I won't kick your balls home. Does that sound reasonable?
/ Roger: Uh... you know what, I just thought that it'd be useful to have some of that drug-laced fruit in case we run into some guards... Try not to get bored while I'm away...
/ Margaret: << sound of luvs - 15 hearts >> http://crfh.net/d/20081117.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: Stupid Margaret. We ain't tourists here! Every minute counts! If something horrible happens, it's not my fault. http://crfh.net/d/20081121.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dr. Sydney and Berlin stand before a room containing Satan's staff]] / Berlin: Are you getting some levels on that thing? Man, talk about fireworks! / Dr. Sydney: Pretty, huh? Only we still know nothing about what makes it work. / Berlin: We'll figure it out! We can confirm sentience, after all, right? I mean it can't be telepathy, this girl's brain is out to lunch. / Dr. Sydney: Could you stop doing the gun thing? Test is over, and it's unnerving. / Berlin: Aren't you coming down to see the surgery? Everybody else is going... / Dr. Sydney: Yeah, yeah, I'll catch up. I just have to file this data first. / Berlin: Gee, Syd. Even since you drowned you've turned into such a party-pooper. / Dr. Sydney: Do you know there's still sand in my feces? Talk about a party pooping. / [[Zombie Mike stands next to Dr. Sydney, about to pat him in the shoulder.]] / Dr. Sydney [[thinking]]: You utterly disgusting sick freak. http://crfh.net/d/20081201.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Zombie Mike is standing in front of the neutral grey lab background, pushing the button on the remote control that frees Marsha.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20081203.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Marsha rips Mike's left arm off at the shoulder ]]
/ << R I I I P t>>
/ [[ Marsha then smacks Mike across the room with his own arm ]]
/ << S W A C K ! >>
/ Marsha: Nah. ( While tossing Mike's arm over her left shoulder ) http://crfh.net/d/20081205.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Scene is top-side of Dun-Dun Island. Blue's Step- Father, Vernon, is introducing her to one of the island's scientists. ]]
/ Vernon: Oh, Berlin. I was just looking for you.
/ Berlin: Uhhh... yes sir. I was not in Section D because I was going to see the surgery. Remember we have permission...?
/ Vernon: Yes, I remember. Berlin, this is Hazel's daughter, Blue. Blue, this is Berlin.
/ Blue: Enchantée, and all that.
/ Vernon: Berlin was in charge of research and he will answer our questions.
/ Berlin: But what about the surgery?
/ Vernon: Well, you better do it quickly, because I really need to be present for that.
/ Blue: Tell you what, why don't you go on about your business. I'm sure Mr. Berlin here can help me just fine.
/ Vernon: Excellent, my dear. If you need anything you just ask. Berlin, take care of our guest. And try to not bore her to tears.
/ [[ Vernon begins to walk off panel. ]]
/ Berlin: Yyyes sir. I'll do my best.
/ Blue: Don't worry, Vernon. I don't think I'm going to be bored. At ALL. http://crfh.net/d/20081208.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Dave is alone in the helicopter. His nose is bleeding and he has a severe headache due to giving Mike an eye-laser blast. ]]
/ Dave: (thinking) *GROOOAAAN* Man, some pretty colors... ow... he's gone, isn't he... dammit, even as a zombie he keeps tricking me... Why do I have to be so goddamned STUPID... UUGH.
/ Dave: (thinking) F---ing, Mike... hnnn, I swear to God... when I see him, ooow! I'll just tie his smithereens into a knot and blow them up from orbit with a brussel spr-
/ [[ Dave gets interrupted from off panel by a voice and a handgun pointing to his head ]]
/ Voice: Well, look who's come back for MORE! http://crfh.net/d/20081210.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: Oh, please, will ya quit yer bitchin??? If that guard hadn't found me we wouldn't even know where Marsha is.
/ Ninja 2: So much for STEALTH, Margaret.
/ Margaret: Well, who's gonna believe a naked guy who's stoned senseless?
/ Ninja 2: At least now we know we cant get April. Now hush, we're going in. / Margaret: Well Roger, no one's here... so either the guy lied or those drugs weren't effective and he tattled. Either way, I think we should get out of here really fast.
/ Ninja 2: Yeah, I agree... um, Margaret, could you take a look at this? / Margaret: Uh... is THAT what I think it is???
/ Ninja2: It depends. What do you THINK it is?
/ Margaret: If I had to guess really hard, I'd say it's Mikes robot arm.
/ Ninja 2: Right and wrong. It is Mikes arm.
/ Margaret: So...
/ Ninja 2: Its not a robot arm. http://crfh.net/d/20081212.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret and Roger are dressed in ninja outfits and are standing in front of a neutral grey background.]]
/ Margaret: Oh haha, okay. It's not a robot arm, because it's just a robot HAND, right? RIGHT?
/ Roger: Point. Still that over there is a freaking ELBOW, Margaret. There's bones in here... a real arm, under a latex glove.
/ Margaret: What the hell are you saying, Roger? Is this Mike's arm or not?
/ Roger: I know, it makes no sense. I'm as puzzled as you. / Margaret: AAARGH! Roger, this is giving me a massive headache... look, can we try and figure it out later?
/ Roger: I'm game. But you carry this thing, Mike might want it back.
/ Margeret: No way. You found it, you carry it.
/ Roger: EEEW. Do you have a black ninja plastic bag you're not--? / < http://crfh.net/d/20081215.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Inside a "lab", in front of a blackboard and various sciencey images.]]
/ Blue: Wow, where is everybody? Oh, don't tell me... the surgery, right? Is this the equivalent of a good party? You guys need to get out more.
/ Berlin: Oh, it's just a critical and new interesting procedure. For us sciencey types, anyway.
/ Blue: Aw. Sorry you had to miss it on my behalf.
/ Berlin: No problem, I'll wait for the video. / [[Blue begins acting physically coquettish.]]
/ Blue: Mmmh. Charts. You know, I've always found the sciency type... fascinating. I mean, you're the guys with the answers, right? If that's not POWER, I don't know what it is. / Berlin: I don't have all the answers. For example... Did you just PINCH my butt, little lady? Heh-heh! / Blue: Aaah, Berlin... can I call you Doc? Let's be completely honest with each other. No.
/ [Blue has her arms around Berlin's neck, a syringe in an ampoule in her hands behind his back.] http://crfh.net/d/20081217.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | CRFH!!! Ten years on the wrong side of the tentacle
/ 1999-2009 © Maritza Campos http://crfh.net/d/20090101.html |
Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 >>