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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, April 29, 2004 | Dr. Sydney: What do you THINK you're doing? You're too close to the surface! And too close to the island!
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Exactly. I want to go back, after all.
/ Dr. Sydney: They're gonna see us! / Dave: How do I stop it to get inside again?
/ Dr. Sydney: It's a code, but I'm not gonna tell you. We'll have to go around the island in circles until we run out of gas or they kill us.
/ Dave: No? I guess I'll have to push keys at random, until something happens.
/ Dr. Sydney: Fat chance. The odds are...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040429.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 3, 2004 | [[The minisub has vanished. Dr. Sydney and Dave sit in the open ocean]]
/ Dr. Sydney: AAAAUGH! ACK!
/ Dave: What now?
/ Dr. Sydney: I'm sinking! You have to help me! This is all your stupid FAULT!
/ Dave: Huh? NOW you're suddenly sinking?
/ Dr. Sydney: Can't stay afloat! Half of my body is METAL! Too heavy! / [[Dr. Sydney sinks. Dave rolls his eyes]]
/ Dave: Yeah, right! Fool me once... You probably want me to get closer to you so you can strangle me or something. Well, not gonna happen. I'm sure you can swim FINE. / [[Dave ruefully eyes the spot at which Dr. Sydney sank]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] And he sure can hold his breath for a really looong time... http://crfh.net/d/20040503.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: [[thinking]] Well, another one bites the sand.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Even if I HAD believed him, I'm in no shape to be rescuing metal guys at ALL. / Dave: [[thinking]] I will be lucky if I can manage to swim to the island without passing out...
/ Dave: [[thinking]] *SIGH* And I still have to get inside of that...THING.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I better get going. There's nothing I can do. / Dave: [[thinking]] Geez.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I know he was evil and stuff, but still...
/ Dave: [[thinking]] My body count was already too high for a single day... http://crfh.net/d/20040504.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave wades to the shore of Dundun Island, clutching his wounded arm.]]
/ Dave: Uuugh...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040505.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: My... time is not up, is it? I still have a lot of things to work out.
/ Angel: Do I look to you like a soul collector?
/ Dave: I'm no expert in feathery guys. I... I didn't mean that bastard thing. It's just that I'm in pain, and...
/ Angel: I am no judge, either. And perhaps most importantly, I don't get paid $40 an hour to listen to your problems. / [[The Angel flies off]]
/ Dave: So... so what ARE you?
/ Angel: I am a messenger. The Lord says something, and I spread the word.
/ Dave: Ah. Uh, so, what has He said lately?
/ Angel: Well, this morning He said the Day of the Lord is at hand.
/ Dave: WHAT?
/ Angel: The End is near. http://crfh.net/d/20040506.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: The END? O-of the WORLD???
/ Angel: [[off-panel]] Well, a new beginning.
/ Dave: Is this your idea of a cosmic joke?
/ Angel: [[off-panel]] I don't know. He HAS a sense of humor. Maybe. / Dave: Why NOW? What about HER?
/ Angel: I'm just a messenger. I don't get any explanations.
/ Dave: Well, ask Him. Ask Him for me. Please.
/ Angel: The delivery of messages doesn't work both ways.
/ Dave: Take me to Him, then. I'll ask Him myself.
/ Angel: Against the Rules. Sorry, I have to go now. / [[Dave lunges at the Angel]]
/ Dave: Nuh-huh! I DON'T THINK SO! C'mere little messenger dove, you're taking me to Him, or ELSE!
/ Angel: HEY! What are you, some kind of FANATIC? http://crfh.net/d/20040507.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[With a growl, Dave yanks the robe off the Angel, revealing it to be robotic]]
/ Angel: AAAAH! What are you doing???
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040508.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike appears in the room he'd previously seen "Damascus" in. He lowers himself from the ceiling, Mission-Impossible style]] / [[Mike gives the room a quick once-over]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Dammit, he's not here! I have already wasted enough time looking for him. It was too bad the plan with Brazil failed...
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Well, I better look for dirt while I'm here. Something better than a headlock for leverage. / [[Mike reads the inscription on a framed photograph]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] "To Vernon Damascus..."
/ Mike: [[thinking]] VERNON???
/ Mike: [[thinking]] What kind of a supervillain has a name like "Vernon" anyway?
/ Mike: [[thinking]] And how does he get all those busty celebrities? http://crfh.net/d/20040510.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike peers out through the glass wall. There's the pink-haired mermaid, egging him on]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Yeah, yeah, don't look at me like that. I'm gonna look for him now, but I have to do some stuff first.
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Well, how much attention do you think I'm gonna attract going around the house with a wet suit and reeking of fish? I need to get a shower! / [[Mike opens a closet]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] And some new clothes. This uniform is not very useful without the helmet.
/ Mike: [[thinking]] And if Damascus was getting all dolled up for the main event, I need something classier anyway. / [[Mike now wears a tux]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Heh. Not bad at all. I really hate formal dressing...
/ Mike: [[thinking]] But somehow it's just more fun when there's a party to CRUSH. http://crfh.net/d/20040511.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Meanwhile, back in the menagerie, Roger (as a werecoyote) chats to some centaurs]]
/ Centaur Colt: Sooo...what are you? I don't think that I have seen anything like you before.
/ Roger: Hum. I'm a werecoyote.
/ Centaur Filly: Werecoyote? What's that?
/ Roger: You know, a human that can turn into a coyote? Or something like that. / Centaur Colt: What? AHAHAHAHA! Heheheh! Good one!
/ Roger: What? What did I say?
/ Centaur Filly: You said you're a human. Heehee!
/ Roger: So what?
/ Centaur Filly: Humans are mythical creatures! http://crfh.net/d/20040512.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: Mythical creatures, huh? So, if they don't exist, how do you know about them?
/ Centaur Filly: Well, I, uh... I don't actually remember...
/ Centaur Filly: Besides, we see them a lot!
/ Roger: But you just said...
/ Centaur Colt: In our dreams! We dream about them! / Roger: [[thinking]] That is so beautifully illogical I won't even ruin it by trying to understand it.
/ Centaur Colt: [[off-panel]] Oh good! Cornucopia calling!
/ Centaur Filly: [[off-panel]] Wheeee!
/ Roger: [[thinking]] This...THIS is what it's like to live inside of a nonsense contest! http://crfh.net/d/20040513.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, May 15, 2004 | [[The Centaur Filly investigates the 'cornucopia'; a plate full of fruits]]
/ Centaur Filly: Fruit! Oooh! It must be a special day!
/ Centaur Filly: We almost never get fruit... / Centaur Colt: Serve yourself, pal. There's plenty for everybody!
/ Roger: [[pointing at his snout]] I don't know...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040515.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 17, 2004 | [[Mike explores an exclusive dinner party. In the background is a mustachioed cigar smoker]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Heh! I wasn't literally expecting a party... but it's actually a GOOD thing.
/ Mike: [[thinking]] It's such a shame I just can't wait until everybody is drunk... As if these parties ever ended differently. I should know. / Mike: [[thinking]] Unfortunately, the guys are probably getting impatient by now. If they are still hiding.
/ [[He picks up an unattended drink from a table]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] I could use a drink. But not for me. / [[Mike turns back toward the presumed Damascus]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] All I need to do is get this all over his nice tuxedo. While pretending to clean the mess, I check for guns.
/ Mike: [[thinking]] There must be bodyguards around, so I'll have to use him as a shield.
/ Mike: [[thinking]] So if he's standing next to a wall, I go for it. http://crfh.net/d/20040517.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike has his drink ready to spill. He tracks down Damascus, who is kneeling before a couch. Sitting on the couch is none other than Mike's mother]]
/ Damascus: Hazel, my dove... will you marry me?
/ Hazel: Aw, Vernon... I thought you'd never ask!
/ Hazel: Of COURSE I will. http://crfh.net/d/20040518.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 19, 2004 | {{Um... today's strip is a little bit... heavy. So if there's any kiddies in the room, better wait until they're out...}}
/ [[Mike, startled, drops his drink]] / [[Hell. Mike is chained to the pole-with-spikes. Satan is taunting him.]]
/ Mike: HaaaaHAHAHAHAHA!
/ Satan: Crazy kid. I can keep on hurting you. It IS fun, at least for me.
/ Mike: Can't help it... it's hilarious... it's *SOB* ohso ffunny... HAAHAHAH!
/ Satan: Time to level up, kid. More pain and less effort.
/ Mike: YESSS! Bring in the pain, Captain Horny!
/ Satan: For you? Naw, I think you deserve a break. Now, you get to WATCH. / Mike: W... what?
/ Satan: You get to choose. Marsha or Blue?
/ Mike: NO. They are alive. It can't...
/ Satan: Wrong again! There's no time in this realm... every damned soul is already here!
/ Mike: LIES! They are good... you c-can't put your damn hands on them...
/ Satan: Your friends died trying to save you... Marsha blamed April and offed her with a fire extinguisher... Blue couldn't take losing you and Dave... heeeheee.... / Mike: No. NO. *sob* It's... it's a trick.
/ Satan: Choose already so we can start.
/ Mike: I can't. I can't. LOOK. You... you win. But DON'T you touch them. EVER.
/ Satan: Fair enough. Do we have a deal, then?
/ Mike: *sob* Y-yes.
/ Satan: Yes, WHAT?
/ Mike: Yes... Captain... Horny... / [[Back at the party: Mike's world splinters around him]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040519.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 20, 2004 | [[Mike topples over]] / [[Thadeus, behind the potted ferns, looks toward him]]
/ Thadeus: Oh dear. Is that...? / [[Thadeus leans over Mike protectively. Various tuxedoed figures blather militarily in the background]]
/ Guard A: Control? Send one of the doctors to L-4. We have a situation with one of the guests.
/ Thadeus: No, no. Allow me, please.
/ Guard B: Step aside, sir. We'll solve the problem.
/ Thadeus: I beg your pardon, but I am Madame Green's butler. This is one of our guys. I know what to do, so leave it to me, please. / Hazel: Thadeus? What's going on?
/ Thadeus: Nothing to worry about, Madame.
/ Hazel: Who are you carrying there?
/ Thadeus: It's Jay, Madame. I'm sure it's nothing.
/ Hazel: Is he sick? I don't remember him mentioning it.
/ Thadeus: I think he had a little too much to drink. Let me take care of it, please. Keep enjoying the party, Madame.
/ Hazel: All right. If it's anything serious, let me know. http://crfh.net/d/20040520.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 24, 2004 | [[Flashback: April, falling from the ledge, has been rescued by Mike]]
/ April: AAAAAH! What happened???
/ Mike: I was testing my bungee full-body harness, and I saw you were heading straight into Chester... That was a dangerous and stupid thing to do, April. What were you thinking? / [[April is in bed with an icebag on her head and feverish dreams inside it]]
/ April: Heeehee! To be honest... don't remember... don't know what I'm thinking these days... but oh so totally worth it... fff, nobody has ever held me this tight... ever...
/ [[Marsha sits by the bed, glaring at her]]
/ <<*twitch* *twitch*>> http://crfh.net/d/20040524.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 25, 2004 | [[Flashback: A beaten-up Mike confronts April]]
/ Mike: Oh wait, I don't want to know. I don't want to have ANYTHING to do with this. This never happened, and I'll forget what you said.
/ April: It's not gonna solve...
/ Mike: I don't CARE. It works for me. I never came here. I was mugged. This is what I'm gonna say, and I'll never admit to anything else. Just... stay away from me. / [[Back in the present. April is in bed, suffering from fever dreams. Marsha rounds on her]]
/ Marsha: Say.... WHAT? THAT was your doing, too???
/ April: Never did anything... just watched... felt some sort of dark joy and then sadness... but it was great for you, Mike... might even teach you some humility... Too used to walking around like you own the world's ass or something!... Heeh...
/ Marsha: GGGRFJJJKKH... You... you... / [[Marsha holds a pilllow, in the classic "I'm going to smother McMurphy" pose]]
/ Marsha: Oh, you bitch.
/ Marsha: I could.
/ Marsha: I SHOULD.
/ Marsha: It would only take five minutes. / [[The pillow disintegrates, leaving Marsha standing in a shower of feathers]] / [[Marsha is on the phone]]
/ Marsha: Hey, Diana? Would you come?
/ Marsha: I mean HERE.
/ Marsha: No, it's just that April's sick, and I could use the company.
/ Marsha: For the last time, this is not about sex. http://crfh.net/d/20040525.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 26, 2004 | [[Back on Dundun Island, there's a dinner party. Mike is recovering from his shock]]
/ Thadeus: [[off-panel]] Are you okay, sir? Your mother still doesn't know you are here, but if necessary...
/ Mike: N-no. I am... I am fine. Just... a little shaken up, t-that's all.
/ Thadeus: [[off-panel]] You don't LOOK well at ALL. Are you sure?
/ Mike: Positive. Give me a minute, here... / Thadeus: If you don't mind my asking, sir, how did you get here? You didn't arrive with us, and your mother did not invite you...
/ Mike: It's a long story, Thad. I'm here by... accident. But nothing... nothing is EVER casual, I'm realizing.
/ Thadeus: If you say so, sir. What are you going to do now?
/ Mike: Why, Thad. I think I'll go say hi to Mommy. And my new Dad.
/ Thadeus: "New Dad?" / Mike: Yeah, that guy with the mustache, he just proposedddedbebebbeb...
/ [[Thadeus is shaking Mike]]
/ Thadeus: Forgive me for saying so, but I think you're just delirious. I'll shake your brains a little and see if the output is more reasonable.
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040526.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 27, 2004 | [[Private bathroom. Thadeus stares aimlessly out the porthole into the ocean]]
/ Thadeus: So that b... gentleman finally made his move. And here I thought Madame was only playing with him. As she does with everybody else.
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] You know Mom, Thad. You can never guess what she's thinking. I don't even know the guy.
/ Thadeus: I bet he's evil. He has too much hair.
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] Oh, you bet he's evil. That, at least, I can tell you. / [[Mike is washing his face]]
/ Thadeus: [[off-panel]] I thought you said you didn't know him, sir.
/ Mike: Never been introduced to him. Only to his cattle prods, sophisticated devices, evil scientists and armed guards.
/ Thadeus: [[off-panel]] I am afraid I am not following you, sir.
/ Mike: My roommates and I got here by accident and were imprisoned. I was drugged and experimented on. My friends were shot and tortured.
/ Thadeus: [[off-panel]] That is very unfortunate, sir. And you do realize that if Madame finds out about that, she will probably call off the wedding.
/ Mike: I do realize it, Thad. That's why I'm not gonna say anything to her. http://crfh.net/d/20040527.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 28, 2004 | [[Thadeus continues to stare out the porthole]]
/ Thadeus: Forgive me, sir. Did you spend any amount of time in the Maximum Fun Chamber lately? You don't seem yourself.
/ Mike: I'm not brainwashed, Thad. Geez. I just want my Mom to be happy. Have you ever thought she could be lonely? Dad's on his fourth marriage now...
/ Thadeus: But that is hardly the man...
/ Mike: Who am I to choose for her? / Mike: If I'm gonna start manipulating her love life, I can't complain later when she tries to do the same. She's a tough woman, Thad... she doesn't need me.
/ Thadeus: Where are you going, sir?
/ Mike: I need to get Dave and Roger out of here, tho. At least now I have a card I can play. / [[Mike wanders back to the party. He doesn't spot the lurking, smirking Jay]] http://crfh.net/d/20040528.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 31, 2004 | Jay: Well, I'll be. Michael Redford Green. I thought he wasn't supposed to be here.
/ Thadeus: Er... hello, Jay.
/ Jay: And you told Madame I was drunk? It's a good thing I have a sense of humor. We will say that I was a little seasick from the trip, won't we?
/ Thadeus: It would be nice.
/ Jay: Unless you want her to find out you lied to her. You know how lies have a price with her. I'm sure you could take that risk, but why would you want to? / Thadeus: Is this conversation leading anywhere?
/ Jay: Actually, yeah. I want to borrow your password to check some data on the system.
/ Thadeus: I am not sure this is not going to get me in far more serious trouble.
/ Jay: Don't worry, I won't touch anything. I just want to LOOK.
/ Thadeus: All right, but stay away from my H4231pr0n. http://crfh.net/d/20040531.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, June 1, 2004 | [[Damascus is on his cell phone]]
/ Damascus: Houston?
/ Operator: [[on the line]] Uh, Bangkok here, Houston is supervising the shipments, sir.
/ Damascus: Right. Where is Brazil? He was supposed to be here.
/ Operator: [[on the line]] Mmh. To be... honest, sir, we thought he was with you. / [[We see the Operator, Bangkok, crouched in front of his terminal]]
/ Damascus: [[on the line]] Well, I haven't seen him since this morning.
/ Operator: Uuugh. Um, last we heard, Brazil and Hawaii were on their way to see you...
/ Damascus: [[on the line]] Hawaii??? Who the HELL is Hawaii?
/ Operator: Well, you said he was in charge of the crisis in Section B? / [[Back with Damascus]]
/ Damascus: Crisis? What crisis?
/ Operator: [[on the line]] Yes, with the prisoners that escaped, and the dead people...
/ Damascus: Bangkok?
/ Operator: [[on the line]] Y... yes?
/ Damascus: Are you familiar with the term "vivisection?"
/ Operator: [[on the line]] Ugh. Yeah.
/ Damascus: Good. Now, tell me about the crisis.
/ Operator: [[on the line]] Crisis? What crisis? http://crfh.net/d/20040601.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 2, 2004 | Damascus: Exactly. There's no such thing as a crisis. Only problems. And YOU deal with problems. I'm showing Hazel the Garden, so, what are YOU going to do?
/ Operator: [[on the line]] I, um, I'm sealing Sections A, B and C.
/ Damascus: Aaaaaand?
/ Operator: [[on the line]] Locating Brazil... and solving the cr... the problems.
/ Damascus: Perfect. See? It's not that hard. / [[Back in the Operator's Lair]]
/ Operator: Sir? Uh... a word of warning... Hall B-3 is out of order. It...
/ Damascus: [[on the line]] I don't want to hear about it. We'll use B-2 anyway. Anything else?
/ Operator: That's... that's all. / [[Damascus rings off and collects Hazel]]
/ Hazel: Trouble, dear?
/ Damascus: Heheh! Yes, enormous, horrible trouble.
/ Hazel: Go away for some hours, find everything upside down?
/ Damascus: I see you know all about it. http://crfh.net/d/20040602.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 4, 2004 | [[Flashback: Dave confronts Satan, who is in disguise as a serpent]]
/ Dave: In that case, I think that if you could really kill me I would already be dead.
/ Satan: You think I can't? Who do you think you are, Superman? You're just fragile flesh and bone, like her parents and any close friend she's ever had. / [[Flashback continues: now Margaret confronts the Satan-serpent as she comforts Dave]]
/ Margaret: What the hell do you want, snake? Isn't all the things you've done to us enough?
/ Satan: Someone should give me a medal... If I wasn't around, who would you blame everytime you dumb humans get in trouble?
/ Satan: I just wanted to help you. No one else will. No one is listening up there, Margaret... stop being foolish. / [[Returning to the present, Dave is lying on the beach]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Good GOD, I didn't even remember THAT.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] So you WERE trying to tell me something.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] That's why I've been having all these dreams.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Finally.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I... UNDERSTAND. http://crfh.net/d/20040604.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave lies on the beach on Dundun Island.]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] So, now what?
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Will she believe me?
/ Dave: [[thinking]] It doesn't actually matter, I guess.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] What I need to do is to go home and talk to her. Then we'll see. / [[Dave sits up.]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] For now, it would be more convenient just concentrating on staying alive.
/ Voice: [[off-panel]] Hey, you! What the hell do you think you're doing there???
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Although I never liked the Bee Gees... http://crfh.net/d/20040605.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 7, 2004 | [[Dave peers over the wharf]]
/ Crewman 1: [[off-panel]] What does it look like? I'm trying to carry this box!
/ Crewman 2: [[off-panel]] But you hafta be careful, you idiot, or we won't need wings to fly to Heaven!
/ Dave: [[thinking]] WHAT? Why, it's Captain Paper Hat and crew! What is he doing here??? / Captain: [[off-panel]] Shut up, you two! It's the last box and we're done here! An' we better leave fast!
/ Crewman 1: [[off-panel]] Think they'll shoot us? But it wasn't our fault! If it wasn't for that storm...
/ Crewman 2: [[off-panel]] Yeah, they were angry. At least we got here late but not too late. Okay, let's go.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Mmmhhh... http://crfh.net/d/20040607.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, June 8, 2004 | [[Dave peers over the wharf, his eyes glowing]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Oh, there's the door! Aw, there's a guard, too. They're getting the box in...
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I have to think fast! What if I blow up the explosives? No, that would be gory... and it would attract attention...
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Thinkthinkthink... I need a distraction... / Guard: [[off-panel]] Hey, Sailor Mummy! Can I close the gate now?
/ Captain: Yeah, that was the last GAAAAAAH!
/ [[The Captain is indeed wearing a paper hat, which chooses this moment to burst into flames]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040608.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 9, 2004 | [[Meanwhile, Mike is at a dinner party. He stands near the glass wall, through which he can chat with the pink-haired mermaid]]
/ Mike: NO, I'm NOT the Annihilator, how many times do I have to say it? That was just an accident...
/ Mike: Besides, I can't kill him. He's my new Dad. Pretty Star Wars, huh? Uh, never mind. / Mike: No, I saw the sharks. They're in a different tank. Why?
/ Mike: And why in the world would you want to do that? They are not very nice, you know.
/ Mike: I'll see what I can do, but I still have to look for my friends.
/ Mike: Large and yellow and hairy, probably. Why?
/ Mike: Section D, huh? Thank you. http://crfh.net/d/20040609.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, June 10, 2004 | [[Flashback: Marsha and Mike argue with April]]
/ Marsha: That's HORRIBLE. How can you joke about that at a time like this, April?
/ Mike: Yeah April, you're the most insensitive, cruel person I've known! / [[Back in the present, April is in the midst of fever dreams]]
/ April: NGGG, you... SUCK! Always take her side... I HATE you both... jump off a cliff and die...
/ Diana: Why do you need me here, anyway?
/ Marsha: I've already told you. So I don't strangle her.
/ Diana: Again, why? http://crfh.net/d/20040610.html |
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