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[[Physics Lab, Outside]] / Alisin: Hey... how's y'r week been goin'? / Diana: Not bad, not bad... 'bout $650 so far, but in this economy, johns just aren't soliciting like they used to. You? / Alisin: Oh, just... y'know... going t'class, going t'church, meditatin', fastin', writin' really bad poetry... they tell me I'm getting pretty close t'eternal happiness. / Alisin: If she says she's happy f'r me, I'm gonna SCREAM... / Diana: That's great! I'm so happy for you! / Alisin: THAAAAAAAANKS! / Margaret: YMIR!!! MEET MY EYES, COWARD!! / Gun: Sieughiewiecz Surplus / Margaret: Ready? / Dave: Ready. / Margaret: One two / Gun, Laser: ZAAAAK / Ymir: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / Margaret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! / Ymir: You! / Margaret: No, you! / Ymir: Sigyn! Loki's wide, the Ragnarok-bringer... the walking end of the world! / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Physics Lab, Outside]] / Marsha: Tiiiiiiiim? / Tim: Yeah? / Marsha: I have a big, biiiig problem... / Marsha: Dr. Zedd wants me to fail and not become President... you don't wnat that to happen, do you? / Tim: Uh... whawazzaquestion? / Rumy: Don't even think about letting her copy your answers, Tim! There are principles at work here! / Marsha: Am I not as important as your principles, Tim? / Rumy: No, Tim! Stay good! / Tim: Vision... goin'... blurry... / Margaret: ...sorry, Pal. But just hold that KNEECAP there for a sec... and I'll be the end of your world... / Grenade: PING / Grenade: BOOF! / Ymir: I pledge you my allegiance. May your enemies bones grow brittle and dead with my touch as we remake the world of the hated younger gods. / Margaret: ...right. Sure. Okay. I'm... going to use this magic box to... / Shanna: (consult with the norns) / Margaret: Consult with the norns now. Amidala? This is Darth Maul III... new sitch here. Over. / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Classroom, Outside]] / Roger: Zz-uh! Ee-YIKES! / Roger: I don't understand! It made so much sense in the dream... the infinite chain reaction... the destruction of all the matter in the Universe... the snake that bites its own tail.... / Diana: Aaw, honey... I'm sure you'll destroy the Universe really soon. / Tim: I sabotaged it, just in case. / Rikk: *Whew*! / Ymir: The rainbow-bridge of the heavens will run pink with blood and ice. / Mike: This guy reminds me of my MOM. / Katherine: "Indeed, but now is not our time..." / Margaret: "...our time, frost is POWERFUL, but it must learn PATIENCE, else the... acer..." Huh? Oh, yeah, I mean, "Oh, AYE, the AESIR, the AESIR notice us too soon. / Margaret: "There are to be THREE ice ages before the world ends... each lasting a day, each seperated by a thousand years." / Ymir: SO LONG? / Dave: Yeah, BYE! So lo-- / Dave: Mmmph? / Margaret: "What means time to you and I? Release your hold on the Earth. We wll wait." / Katherine: I'm impressed, Margaret. You had the firepower of a GOD at your feet and you didn't abuse it all. I don't know if I could have done that. / Mike: Next time, dig us out BEFORE you take on the supposedly dead Norse deity... / Margaret: Firepower of a god... / Margaret: COME BACK! COME BAAAAAACK! / Mike: Now, Shanna, this is where you DON'T say, "At least nothing else can go wrong today." / Shanna: No, I don't. / Shanna: We've got a BIGGER problem. / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Classroom]] / Rikk: Alison... / Alisin: I'M BURIED ALIIIIVE! / Rikk: ALISON! / Alisin: BURIED ALIIIIVE! / Rikk: You HANDS... GOD! / Alisin: I DON'WANNA DIE BEFORE DIIIIIIE! I WANNA LIVE AN' HAVE WILD NIGHTS AN' I'M SORRY IF THAT'S EVIL BUT IT'S ME! I DON'WANNA DIE BEFORE I DIIIIIIE-- / Marsha: You'll thank me later. / Rikk: ...think SO, do you?... / Alisin: Geh'me FREE... / Rumy: Center of calm... / Roger: She's right... we're snowed in. Trapped like JELLYFISH. / Rikk: The...HELL...we are... / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Classroom]] / Rikk: Ru. Roger. Climb into the heating vents and scout. Rumy, you'll have to help Roger, but we may need his extra eye... / Unknown: Step ten paces back from the door, please. Ten paces. / Tim: "What are you stadin' around for? Do you not know a jailbreak when ye see one?" / Marsha: Huh? / Tim: Ehhh, StarTec in-joke. From the fifth movie... / Will: THERE WAS NOT FIFTH MOVIE. / Shanna: There's no physics lab either... / Shanna: All right, lisetn UP-- / Marsha: --and... oh. Hello. Kath. / Katherine: Why, hell-LO, Marsha! Thank you so much for the flowers in Mike's name! AND the bees inside them! / Mike: I'll just walk over HERE now. / Masha: You... didn't get stung ONCE, did you? / Katherine: Silly... Mike isn't NEARLY thoughtful enough to send flowers... but I appreciate your keeping me on my toes! / Shanna: 'scuse me... / Marsha: What's this guy doing in the closet? / Diana: I WONDERED where he went if were snowed in... / Dr. Zedd: Sob... just leave ALOHOHOHONE... sniff... / Mike: Okay. / Shanna: TALKING here... / Mike: WHAT? / Rikk: It's not about dying. It's about living FOREVER... but don't worry about what I want, okay? We'll get what YOU NEED. I promise. / Shanna: *FWEEET!* / Rikk: Shanna, please. That's kind of tasteless. / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Classroom]] / Shanna: ...been paying attention when things don't make sense in my mind because... well... just because. / Mike: Oh, WELL. THAT makes sense. / Shanna: My memories are just TOO patchy... and so were APRIL's, when I asked her... / Shanna: People in the Science Fiction Club, look at the people who aren't and ask yourselves, "Do I know these people as well as I think I do?" / Dave: So you're telling... we're in ANOTHER bogus reality? / Shanna: I know it's difficult to IMAGINE, but..ffff...life is more like FANTASY than YOU REALIZE...don't, don't be so MUNDANE... / Unknown 1: Blue mushrooms... / Unknown 2: Thackerabilitus... / Shanna: FWEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE I'm sorry... give me a minute... AH HA HA... / Tim: Yer sayin' there's a world out there where I DIDN'T go on th'misery journey with these guys? / Roger: Anything's possible. Maybe on the other world, there are penguins made of seaweed. / Tim: OR seaweed made'a penguins. / Roger: Simple reversals only get you one point... / Katherine: Guys, we don't have TIME for-- / Shanna: Oh, come ON, Tim, show Roger how nonsense contests are DONE. / Rikk: What's your strategy here? / Shanna: When I said we'd get buried, we did. When said the building would collapse... when Marsha said he was crushing their dreams, even when YOU said you guys were't trapped... / Shanna: I think we're helping to CREATE this world... and if Roger and Tim and OVERSTIMULATE it.... / Tim: Jane Eyre an' yer mom. / Roger: Forty-three barbells! / Tim: Giant pimple waterbed. / Roger: Walking on the canopy. / Tim: All your mace are belong to-- / Roger: HAH! Overplayed media reference! Lose a turn! / Shanna: Then we can shut it down.. and THEN we should wake up automatically. / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[A void, Void]] / Shanna: Now what? / Dave: I wonder... Do you remember when Blue came to visit? / Mike: Wow! You know... I do remember that, Dave. / Mike: You know why? Because you guilt trip me about it every friggin'... / Dave: Back when she made think I was going crazy... / Mike: Now you're blaming me for THAT? / Dave: Will you get off this, Mike? / Mike: Will YOU? / Tim: Get a room, you two. / Dave and Mike: SHUT UP! / Tim: Denial... / Dave: I tried to snap out of it somehow... I thought that if I just closed my eyes and thought... / Mike: Oh, like you do on your test, just before you fall asleep? / Shanna: I think. I... am. / Shanna: Maybe having believed you're insane is an advantage, out here. You developed a heightened sense of reality... / Shanna: I'm not in a weightless darkness... I'm in a dream... I am... / Shanna: I was REALLY sitting in on the Club meeting because I WANTEd to... / Shanna: I'm a series of flat light-patterns, sometiems colored, sometimes not... caricatures, fed thoguth and feelings by divine creator-minds to entertain bored computer users... / Shanna: I can see THAT dream-reality... and another where I'm a jungle princess... and more... / Shanna: I can see it... and I'm not AFRAID. Do you understand? I'm not afriad. That's real... / Shanna: My name is Shanna Cochran... / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[A void, Hotel Room]] / Margaret: I... am in... CONTROL... / April: Oooooooommmmm... / Rumy: I have no mind... I have... no... mind... / Rikk: Keep focusing! It's just a matter of will! / Roger: Does this have anything to do wtih the fact that eye in my hand has been seeing the inside of a hotel room since you woke me up? / Diana: !!! / Roger: Well, nobody asked. / Pinkerton: Nahhhhh! / Pinkerton: He sees my outer-where! / Diana: Roger, hold my hand. / Roger: Uh... Diana... I... wait a minute.... / Diana: Hold me... / Diana: It's cold... I, I think I'm... / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[A void, Hotel Room]] / Roger: OW! / Pinkerton: Ha! / Pinkerton: Maybe I'm not match for most of you physically... but in THIS world, the battles are fought with willpower... / Marsha: And you're also WAY weaker-willed than most of us, idiot! / Shanna: My NAME... / Shanna: is / Shanna: Shanna / Shanna: Cochran. / Shanna: ...I'm sorry. / Shanna: I really AM... / Pinkerton: Sure... play the game of "SORRY..." You don't get "sorry" once you're in the SAFETY zone... / Shanna: (sigh) / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Hotel Room, Hotel Room]] / Alisin: Whoooooaaaa... Trip-peee. / Alisin: I didn't do anythin' embarrassin', did I? / Tim: Uhhh... Ya were kinda loud... / Alisin: Oh, good. / Tim: Ya don't remember? / Alisin: Short-term memory's fried, man. Happens when y'mix certain drugs. / Alisin: Th'last thing I remember was standin' over G.I. Jane Jr. An'-- / Alisin: THERE SHE IS! / Rikk: That was TOTALLY unnecessary! / Margaret: For whom? / Alisin: Whoooooaaaa... Trip-peee. / Alisin: I didn't do anythin' embarrassin', did I? Th'last thing I remember... / Mike: NOBODY plays me, man. Not now, not EVER. You want to give me something to dream about? Then squeal like a PIG... / Rikk: Hey... / Shanna: Wait... / Will: STOP. / Mike: ...oh boy. Marsha... / Agent Jones: So you win. AGAIN. That just makes you more VALUABLE. / Agent Jones: ALL of you. Mutants and monster-hunters ALIKE. Your "freedom" is an ILLUSION. In due time, you'll be in MY place, speaking my words to the NEXT batch of "heroes." / Rikk: JONES? / Dave: What? / Katherine: That's not a RECORDING... and it's not JONES... / Dave: I'm right HERE. / Shanna: WE'RE STILL / Mind controller: Cranial surges imminent. / Pinkerton: All wrong. It's ALL wrong. / Mind controller: Morphine supply depleted. Nesting table collapse in 10 minutes. / Pinkerton: Even the WRONG is wrong. / Pinkerton: All wrong... / Pinkerton: ALL wrong... / Pinkerton: All right. / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Hotel Room]] / Pinkerton: ??? / Pinkerton: Dah! But but but you you you... can't! You're asleep and unconcious! / Mr. Hand: That's it, pal... talk to the nerd... / Mr. Hand: Cause the HAND don't want to hear it. / Mr. Hand: I have PLANS for the body, pal. I have plans for this whole effin' planet. I'm taking my sweet time about them... I'm learning and enjoying myself on the way... / Mr. Hand: And I gotta admit, that Diana chick is one killer distraction... yowza yowza! / Mr. Hand: But the day of Mr. Hand IS dawning. / Mr. Hand: ONE hand to rule them all. ONE hand to clutch them. / Mr. Hand: MINE WAS THE HAND THAT HELD THE SHOTGUN THAT WOUNDED SATAN! WHAT CHANCE DIDJA THINK YOU HAD?? / Pinkerton: Kguhhh / Mr. Hand: Just one blow and you're DOWN? What kind of lousy foe ARE you? Bah, and I think woke up for this.... / Roger: Z / Mr. Hand: Unlike YOU, parasite! / Mind controller: Collapse in 8 minutes... / Mind controller: 3... 2... 1... collapse complete. / Roger: Z / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Hotel Room]] / Alisin: I didn't do anythin' embarrassin', did I? / Katherine: So, the drugs overcame him? I expect it'd take days to recover from that mix... / Margaret: No... / Mike: Marsh! Are you okay? / Marsha: Uh... / Margaret: He's been beaten up pretty bad... but no really big brusies. It's like some little guy just went ballistic on him. / Pinkerton: Help... spiders... fingers... crawling... / Roger: NOT me! / Katherine: And some "little guy" seems awfully flushed, considering he woke up after I did. / Katherine: But if it was him, why wouldn't he take the credit? / Marsha: Micheal... Redford... Green... / Mike: OOW! At least you're not suffereing from amnesia! / Alisin: So he mixed MY drugs with amnesia pills, truth serum, shrooms o'doom an' MORPHINE fume? MAN! Whaddaya think HIS next few days're gonne be like? / Shanna: Beats ME. / Katherine: Best I can do with the materails at hand. Don't put pressure on it for awhile. / Margaret: 'sokay. I've had worse. / Mike: Let me get this--OW!-- straight... you're holding me responsilbe for--OWW GOD!-- having another girlfriend in an alternate reality? / Marsha: YES! / Mike: OW- can I help it if she handles a morningstar like a proAOOWWW! / Katherine: By the way... whatever dark secret you're hiding... / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Hotel Room, Park]] / Katherine: Don't hide it for long. Out kind of people will forgive a lot of things faster than they'll forgive you keeping secrets from them. Trust me. / Roger: I don't know what you're talking aobut. / Katherine: Sure. / Roger: No, I mean I don't know which dark secret. You mean my had? The curse? Or you mean the time I was in eight grade and there this elephant... / Katherine: *sigh* / Will: I love the campus right now... just before we cram for finals. Everybody's RELAXING, the SUN'S shining... it really looks just like the college brochures SAY it does. / April: It's pretty. / Will: I tell you about the acting job this summer? / April: New York? YEAH! Maybe I'll come and SEE you before it's over... / Will: Look, this... for the BEST. In THAT world, things were SIMPLE... but here, I've got a stack of issues higher than YMIR. There's another relationship I have to lay to rest.... / April: I know / April: ...it's not fair. / Will: No. It isn't. / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Park, Lecture Hall]] / April: Alone again... *sigh* / Imaginary Floating Wiser April: Alone?? What am I, a Macy's parade balloon??? / Rumy: MATTE! / Margaret: Now come at me with that CHAIN again... / Alisin: Y'know, it's not like pain an' humiliation don' turn me ON, but... I got a GUY now... / Margaret: Oh, sill! I didn't MEAN to hit you that hard! I was just off balance because of the ANKLE! / Margaret: It's ALL about the ANKLE! / Rikk: Actually, "Your weakness is not your technique." / Rikk: You're GOOD. I've SEEN really good, and you ARE REALLY GOOD. / Rikk: But we were still beating you. / Rikk: Want to know HOW? / Rikk: SYNERGY. You guys mostly fought SEPARATELY. I'm sure you LIKE the independence. But if you used a MULTI-user plan, Margaret, like with YMIr... think of how DANGEROUS you'd be. / Rikk: Lately, I've been studying the great military THINKERS... Sun TZU, Gustavus ADOLPHUS, S.M. STIRLING... / Margaret: Oh, I've read a lot of military strategy TOO... and I got three rules out of it. One, don't invade Russia during the WINTER. Two, a boot to the HEAD is worth a thousand plans. / Margaret: THREE, never underestimate the enemy. You see, we failed because of rule three. / Rikk: You still coud have pulled it through. All you needed was a little TEAMWORK. / Margaret: I'd need a team first. / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Rikk's Apartment]] / Dave: Is that it? / Rikk: Nope, not yet... / Dave: Guess my eyes are a little tired from the fight... / Rikk: No, I used to "call" the sunrise early, too... / Rikk: There it comes. / Rikk: I love these... even though they put Alisin right to sleep. / Rikk: Heck, some nights I love 'em BECAUSE of that. / Dave: Well, I envy you, anyway. / Rikk: Yeah, I guess I should just shut up... "My wife likes making love too much... poor me..." / Dave: No... it's not THAT. / Dave: When we were FIGHTING... I don't know, you seemed so, um, in your PLACE. I wish I could be like that, instead of feeling like a COWARD who always wishes he was ELSEWHERE... / Rikk: NO! / Rikk: I'm scared to DEATH! / Rikk: I... I mean, it's nice to HELP them, but... EVERY time I fail, somebody might die from it. The WEIGHT... / Rikk: And if it's hard to rish your FRIENDS... well, it's even harder to risk the love of your LIFE. I guess it's not easy for you and YOUR girlfriend either... / Dave: She's... SHE'S not my girlfriend. She... what, what makes you think... / Rikk: "Don't you touch him?" I'm kinda THICK about this stuff... but who could miss a sign like THAT? / Dave: Mmh. No. She... / Dave: She doesn't love me. But should would die for me. Isn't it weird? / Rikk: No, it's not weird. It's just impossible. / Mike: HEY! / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Rikk's Apartment]] / Mike: Bus is on its way in half an hour. You want to come along, or stay and merge with your alternate universe self? / Rikk: Glad you're here, Mike. I've been hoping to talk to with you... / Rikk: Believe it or not, I know how it feels. The teasing, the pity, the whispers behind your back. They called me a "geek" and call you a "freak," but there's not much difference. / Rikk: It meant a lot to ME to find out I wasn't alone. You're not either. / Mike: So you know, huh? I bet a lynch mob didn't chase you with torches and forks... / Dave: Mike... / Mike: Can we go now? / Dave: Ten more minutes, Mike. / Mike: Fine, whatever... / Rikk: Is he always like that? / Dave: Oh, no. Of course not. / Rikk: Good. For a moment I was going to ask how you could live with... / Dave: No, I mean, he was actually being nice. For Mike. / Rikk: Ahem. "How can you live with that guy?" / Dave: Sometimes I wish I HAD a normal, boring life with boring PEOPLE. But Margaret... / Dave: There's something hanging OVER her, so TERRIBLE...that I can't imagine how she could ever smile AGAIN... but... she... DOES... / Dave: And that, that WOMAN... she needs me... and I might, I just MIGHT, be able to SAVE her. / Dave: There's pain. And fear. But that CHANCE... it means EVERYTHING. / Dave: It means the world. / Dave: All right. Now I'M bragging.... / Rikk: ...no, no... / Rikk: You got my e-mail address? ICQ, phone number? / Dave: ...yeah... / Rikk: Okay. Don't be a stranger... / Dave: ...I won't... / Alisin: What? / Alisin: Why are y'lookin' at me like that? / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Inside the SCA meeting hall, inside Pinkerton's mind, Hospital]] / Rikk: What's this? / Administrator guy: It's a bill for damages to school property, AS if you didn't know! / Administrator guy: We got a call from a young gentleman the night before last, saying that you were planning on wrecking "your" meeting room. / Administrator guy: We thought it was a CRANK call, but sure enough.... / Tim: MIKE. The guy set us up to pay for THEIR attack... even before the MADE it! / Will: THAT SNAKE! / Shanna: *sigh* If ONLY that MIND of his could be turned toward GOOD instead of EVIL. / Katherine: *sigh* / Pinkerton: And NOW they think they're going HOME! / Agent Jones: EXCELLENT work, Mr. Pinkerton. We'll be waking and re-educating them in due COURSE. When we make them agents... would you care to LEAD them? / Pinkerton: SIR! / Shanna: Sweet dreams. / {{Part of the "Mad Science (CRFH/FANS)" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Geez, Mike... do you really have to be SO hostile to people? Would it kill you to be friendly? / Mike: Look, man. Marsha won't talk to me because someone branwashed me into having another girlfriend. / Mike: I'm NOT in the mood to be friendly to your evil clone with the motivational speech. / Dave: But they had nothing against us, even after WE attacked them! It's not their fault! / Mike: Well, the dorky little guy who got me in THIS problem was THEIR enemy... / Roger: Saaay, bolt #1 and wheel #2 of the perpetual discussion machine... / Roger: ...does this place look a lot EMPTIER to you guys too? / Mike: ...and people who don't take care of their own enemies shouldn't be allowed to...! Uuuh.... WHOA... / Dave: You know what's sad? This place is suck a mess that when someone breaks in and makes a mess it actually looks NEATER... / Roger: A simple, boring robbery? And here I thought you guys hired an existentialist decorator... / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Hey, where's Chester? If they too him away... / Mike: T-t-there's... no... there's no... / Roger: Fluffy! Pepe! / Dave: Heheeeee! All things are quiet on the Jones' front! / Roger: Dave, I think we could be more sensible... / Roger: Not everyone can afford inexpensive, cheap, zero-value-on-the-black-market pets like us... / Mike: Say, Roger... could I borrow your glasses for a minute? I can't find the TV or the remote... there must be some wrong with my eyes... / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Everything's GONE, man. EVERYTHING. Marsha, and the TV, and Marsha, and my stero... / Dave: And Marsha... / Mike: And all my CDs... bu what do I want them for without my stereo and Marsha? / Dave: I don't think you're getting you stuff back, but Marsha is just some steps away... why don't you try to get HER back? / Mike: TRY? Do you have any idea of how many doors have been slammed in my face in the past 24 hours? / Dave: Moping around is NOT gonna help. / Mike: Sure, YOU Can say that... after all, most of the stuff that was stolen was mine, and you didn't just lose your girl. / Dave: You're right. I'm really lucky. I've never had a thing so no one can steal from me, and I don't have a girlfriend either. I'm as poor as as rat and as lonely as a cactus. Yay! / Mike: And NOW you've taken away my self-pity too! Thanks a LOT. / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: Well, not only have you lost Marsha and your beloved electronic pets... you also lost my respect! / Roger: You know what a real man does when life throws him a curveball? / Mike: *sigh* / Roger: He goes and KICKS the umpire! / Roger: And you know what a real man does when life gives him lemons? / Mike: Makes lemoade? / Roger: No! He gets into a chicken suit and then he KICKS the umpire! / Mike: My cthulhu... that's so TRUE! I'm outta here! / Dave: Way to go, Roger. You know what he's gonna do when he doesn't find any umpires? He's gonna come back and kick US! / Roger: Not if WE stock up on canned food and change the locks while he's away! / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Pawn shop, outside]] / Mike: Mmhh... Shady enough. / Mike: Hello kind sir! I'd like to see some rings, please... / Pawn shop owner: The fancy kind or the gum machine kind? / Mike: Oh, only the best for my sweet little lady! / Pawn shop owner: All right, I'll get them out... but I gotta warn you, I have a bat under the counter... / Mike: Wow. This ring... the peculiar design of the gem... / Pawn shop owner: That one is an antique. Real emerald, too... / Mike: Yeah, I KNOW it's an antique and it has a real emerald... / Mike: Because my gramma had one that looked EXACTLY like this one... it was custom-made for her 16th birthday, especially designed by my grandfather! / Pawn shop owner: Really? Er, um, talk about your coincidences... / Mike: It is no coincidence! This rung was STOLEN FROM HER! / Mike: Have you got no SHAME at ALL, man??? You sell stuf that was snatched on the streets from defenseless old ladies! I'm calling the cops on you! / Pawn shop owner: Hey hey... wait a minute... / Mike: Wait, my whiskers! I'm getting this ring back to my gramma no matter WHAT! / Pawn shop owner: Okay, okay, if it's so important to you... / Mike: Heeeeehehehehehehe! / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Apartment Hall]] / Mike: Hey April... is Marsha home? / April: Mmh... no, sorry, Mike. / Mike: For real, or is she just avoiding me? / April: Nope. For real. She's not here. / Mike: Aw. Drat. / April: But why don't YOU come in anyway? / Mike: Whammph??? / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Girls' Apartment]] / Mike: Whoa whoa wait! What, what are we doing??? / April: Being wild and crazy! Can you feel the electricity? / Mike: No, but I can hear all the alarms and screaming little brain workers! / Mike: Wait, just wait! This is so unlike you, April! Are you high on something? What happened to your sanity? / April: I'm bored of it. I'm tired of being alone... / April: Since you're my friend and you're bummed too, why not try something together? / Mike: Oh man. Don't do the fingers walking thing, please... / April: Hey, I can wear a wig an pretend I'm Marsha, if you want... / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Girls' Apartment]] / Mike: Ooh boy. I better get out of here before Marsha comes back and murders me... / April: Why would she? She just dumped you, remember? / Mike: Well, at least that would murder any small possibility I still had with her... / April: Look, I don't think she's back to you Mike... she said she'd stop cooking first. It's THAT bad. / Mike: She said what? Oh, God, I'm SO screwed... / April: Let's not talk about sad things... I'll get over Will and you'll get over Marsha... and everybody's happy! / Mike: But... / Margaret: TRAITOR!!! / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Girls' Apartment]] / Margaret: I can't believe this, April! The second Marsha dumps Mike you jump on him like a Florida shark? / Mike: Yeah, you tell her, because she is NOT listening to me... / April: What's so wrong about it? So marsha doesn't want him anymore! / Margaret: I'm not talking about Marsha, I'm talking about ME! You never even ASKED if I wanted a chance with Mike! / April: Why should I? YOu have have Dave after all! What are you, a MAN HOARDER too? / Mike: ... !!! / Margaret: Hey, keep Dave out of this! We have NOTHING! / April: Well, I have DIBS on Mike! I saw hime first! / Mike: Yeah, yeah, keep discussing... while I silently pack and cross the border... / Margaret: Watch me closely and see if I... wait a minute... / Margaret: Hey, where do you think you're going? You still haven't decided who you're gonna get! / April: Sure, make him choose now... after all, you're wearing Marsha clothes! What a dirty trick! / Mike: Whoa... so the weird Green babe mangetism my dad's always talking about is FINALLY kicking in... / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: *pant pant* GAH! Leave me alone, you CRAZY, SEXY WOMEN!!! / Mike: Wait a minute... maybe this ring... / Mike: Could it be? / Mike: Why not? It's the house of madness, after all... / Mike: Hey, want to participate in a funky experiment, or should I suddenly remember you owe me one punch? / Dave: Does it involve me making baseball calls and you kicking me? / Mike: Nope. / Dave: Does my opinion actually matter? / Mike: Nope! / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Hey! What are you doing? You don't think I'm not gonna fight back, do you? / Mike: Man, Margaret is out there, dressed in leather! I thought you'd be interested! / Dave: Who in what? Wait, you wouldn't joke about something like this, right? / Mike: Of course I would... but not today! Here, keep this in your pocket, go out there and enjoy! / Dave: Um. What was it that I'm supposed to do? / Mike: Keep box in pocket, say "Hi."? / Dave: Oh, yeah. Back... back in a minute... / Mike: Try not to get lost in the Hall, ok? / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Apartment Hall, Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Hi? Um, Mike told me, and I was sent, and the little box... Uh, I don't remember anymore... / Margaret: Hey, is Mike ever coming out or what? / April: Yeah, we don't have all day... / Mike: Well, what happened? Were they all over you? / Dave: No, they just told me that if you don't leather the sexy boots skin-tight, they're gonna leather you really sexy... / Mike: Ah. That's useful. I should have sent Roger instead... you can go lie down now, soldier. / Dave: Yeah, lying down good... / Mike: Let me guess. In leather? / Dave: And with the sexy boots... / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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[[Apartment Hall]] / Mike: So you're saying that I should just pick one of you? That makes absolutely no sense... it's just not right! / Margaret: Pfft! Why in the name Cthulhu not? / April: Yeah, after all, Marsha can't stalk US... we live in the same apartment! / Mike: Noooo... I mean, why just ONE? We can live happily ever after... as the happiest trio on the filthy Earth! You can share me, there's enough me for everybody... / Margaret: Hell no! / April: What? / Unknown: NOW YOU DIE!!! / {{Part of the "Marshaless" storyline}} |
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