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[[Underwater]] / Dave: Margaret! PLEASE! Wake up! We have to go NOW! / Margaret: Nngh. You go. I'll stay here.... / Dave: WHAT? / Margaret: He's never gona leave me alone... / Dave: Listen, there's no time for this! The windshield's gonna collapse! / Margaret: No, I think I'm not gonna be part of this anymore... goodbye, Dave. / Dave: Why are you locking your- / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Underwater]] / Dave: PLEASE! Margaret, please... / Dave: Ugh. I can't do this! My lungs are blowing up! I need air... / Dave: IneediarIneedairINEED... / Dave: She's dying / Dave: down there / Dave: dying / Dave: she can't be / Dave: NO... / Dave: You know, I don't CARe what the hell you want! / Dave: YOU... YOU ARE COMING HOME WITH ME! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Lake Shore]] / Dave: Margaret? / Dave: You're alive! You're alive. ThankyoudearsweetGod, she's alive... / Margaret: I... I thought you were gone! / Margaret: A...alive? How...? / Dave: I got you out through the windshield. / Margaret: You did? / Dave: Shh. Don't talk. Catch your breath. / Margaret: You... / Margaret: ...IDIOT!!!! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Lake Shore]] / Margaret: Thanks a lot, Dave. It could be all over now. But you had to go and save me... / Dave: Did you expect me to let you die down there? I can't do that! / Margaret: You fool. You don't realize Satan probably manipulated you into it. / Dave: I don't know what what you're talking about, Margaret, but you're starting to scare me. You know perfectly well why I did it. / Margaret: Sure, I bet when Mike was beating you to death HE "knew" why, too. / Dave: ... / Margaret: We just drove off a cliff. Can't you see it? He's taken off the gloves now... / Dave: Where are you going? We have to stay here and wait for the police to arrive.... / Margaret: YOU stay here. I won't risk you anymore. / Dave: I'm going with you, then... / Margaret: No! Dave, I won't take the responsiblity for your death! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Lake Shore]] / Margaret: Stop following me around! / Dave: I have to make sure you don't hurt yourself. / Margaret: Worry about YOURSELF, Dave. Don't you see I'm trying to protect you? I'll be fine. / Dave: Sorry, I just don't believe you. I'm not leaving you alone in your state of mind. You're hysterical! / Margaret: Dave, I'm warning you. If you take another step towards me... / Dave: Margaret, I'm going with you and that's IT! / Margaret: Forgive me.... / 20010413 / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: AAAUGH! / Margaret: OOW! Man, now I've done it... / Roger's Mom: SNAAARRRRL... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: Looks like the boss is running out of imagination... first a bull, now you. What are you supposed to be anyway? / Margaret: Anyway, I have a message for you and your master: BITE ME. / Margaret: If I may ask a favor, try to go for the jugular vein... / Margaret: You AGAIN??? I don't believe this! / Dave: Sorry about that. There was a monster in your hair... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: My God, Dave, what do I have to do to make you stay away from me??? / Dave: Aaw. You don't have to worry about me at all... / Dave: Let me explain myself. / Dave: Tonight a bull attacked me and I fell off a cliff and almost drowned twie. Then my date landed a flying kick on me. And I'm still here. Don't you see? I'm UNBREAKABLE. / Margaret: You know, I'm starting to think you ARE. / Dave: Indestructible... heh... / Margaret: And either you really love me or you're really damn stubborn. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: Dave, wake up. Do you hear that? / Dave: You're still here??? I thought you'd be gone by now. / Margaret: I could never abandon you in a place like this. / Dave: You did before. / Margaret: It was a safe place. This is NOT. / Dave: Look! / Margaret: A firefly? That's odd. They usually hang around water, and not very deep in the woods... / Dave: Maybe if we follow it we'll get out. / Margaret: That sounds like a terribly naive thought, Dave. / Dave: Hey, you know the old saying, "When in doubt, go for the stupidest thing". / Margaret: Didn't that line of thinking get you mutated? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods, Cave]] / Margaret: Where did that firefly go? I can't see it anymore. / Dave: It went into that cave. Maybe we should camp there for the night. / Margaret: Cave??? Oh, don't tell me you want to go in there. It looks like a trap. / Dave: Margaret, please. I'm cold, I'm hurt, and I'm terribly tired. I'm about to collapse. / Margaret: Oh, all right! / Dave: See? this was not such a bad idea after all. / Margaret: Except for that bat that got tangled in my hair, yeah, I suppose it's okay. / Dave: What about the bat? They're just playful winged little mammals... / Margaret: Ba-pssch. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Cave]] / Satan: Psssssst. Wake up. / Satan: And if you even move, I'll have the pleasure of strangling you. / Dave: Oh man, I hate these talking-snake dreams... / Satan: This is NOt a dream, you fool. *lick* / Dave: Eew! Telepathic, too??? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Cave]] / Dave: What are you? / Satan: Pleased to meet you, I hope you guess my name... / Dave: S-satan? / Satan: Just one of my many names, just one of my many forms. / Dave: Oh dear... so it wast YOU on the road. I thought it was just my imagination. / Dave: So what the hell do you want now? / Satan: Since subtlety just doesn't work on you, I decided to give you my last warning. I told you to stay away from Margaret if you want to live. / Dave: That was you, too??? / Satan: Focus on the important thing, kid. Your death. / Dave: In that case, I think that if you could really kill me I would already be dead. / Satan: You think I can't? Who do you think you are, Superman? You're just fragile flesh and bone, like her parents and any close friend she's ever had. / Satan: And they're all dead. / Dave: DEAD? / Satan: Yes, dead. Mortals die, haven't you noticed? 'Specially if they're stubborn. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Cave]] / Dave: You're LYING. Like I've said, I'm still here. / Satan: I'm keeping you alive only because your death could make her snap and I don't want that. But really, why risk your life for a girl who doesn't even love you? / Dave: I don't know if she loves me, but NOW I'm sure she needs me... / Satan: How moving! / Satan: But would you give up your sould for her? / Satan: Now let's say I put you in a situation where you have to kill someone to save her life. Then you die and go to Hell. And once you're there your ass is mine... / Dave: God would NEVER allow that to happen! / Satan: Sssss. That's what you think. The Other Guy doesn't care if you live or die. You're supposed to settle for eternal life. / Satan: I thought you didn't like Hell. You didn't look so happy there... / Dave: Uh? What? / Satan: Those three minutes your soul spent in my hand. Don't you remember? / Dave: No. I don't remember anything at all. / Satan: Maybe you don't WANT to remember? / Dave: NO... / Satan: REMEMBER... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Hell, Cave]] / Satan: Here's the bad news. You're dead and in Hell, where you will suffer for all eternity to come. / Dave: *gasp* W-what's the good news? / Satan: Well, who said anything about good news? / Dave: Where are you? Stop making me see that! / Satan: Sss. But that's just the first ten seconds.. / Dave: No! Get off me! / Margaret: Dave? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Cave]] / Dave: GNN! / Margaret: Dave! Wake up! You're dreaming! / Dave: Uh??? Dream? That was NOT a dream. / Margaret: It's okay, Dave. It's OVER. / Dave: My God, I remember EVERYTHING now... / Margaret: Let's just go back to sleep. / Dave: NOOOO! Don't leave me! / Dave: Stay with me, please! / Margaret: *sigh* Okay, ten minutes won't hurt, I guess. / Dave: Thanks... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Cave, Woods]] / Dave: Margaret? / Dave: Margaret? Where are you? / Margaret: Ah, good! You woke up! Gut and microwave those two while I get another two! / Dave: GGGNNHJJJ. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: Wow, you are REALLY thirsty, aren't you? / Margaret: Are you okay, Dave? / Dave: Uuuuuuu-HUH. P-peachy. / Dave: LookattheeyeslookattheeyesLook... / Margaret: Then why are you loo- / Dave: AAAAAAAAAH! / I'm not staring at your breasts! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: Sometimes you are SUCH a kid, Dave. / Dave: The problem is, I'm not. / Margaret: It's not like you've never seen a girl in a bikini before... / Dave: That's not a bikini and you're not just any girl to me, Margaret. You KNOw that. / Margaret: All right, all right. Keep yourself busy. Gut and clean our breakfast, please. / Dave: Are you kidding? I failed biology in high school because I couldn't dissect an earthworm. I'd rather fish. / Margaret: Okay, first you have to make sure that... eh... / Dave: The eye is faster than the shirt! / Margaret: Show off. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: What's decent person like you doing knocking on my door at this hour in the morning? / April: It's NOON, Mike! / Mike: It's Sunday, April! / April: Margaret never came back from her date with Dave. I need to talk to him. / April: There's no one here! Where's Dave? Where is Roger? / Mike: I hardly know where my face is and you ask me about my roomies? / April: If YOU don't know then who am I supposed to ask? / Mike: What wast he question, again? / April: It was: have you ever been throttled into sense? / Mike: Maybe. But if it happened on a Sunday before 2 p.m. I don't remember. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / April: [yelling at Mike in an attempt to wake him up] / Mike: Z / Marsha: You're never gonna wake up that way, April. / April: Blahj! You really expect me to do that??? / Marsha: Nope. Unless you want a second-hand piranha in your bubble bath! / Mike: I doubt YOUR kisses are sweeter than caffeine, anyway. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: And there he is. See? He just went out to walk Fluffy or something... / Roger: Yeah. If it doesn't get its morning exercise it gets flabby. / Mike: Nothing to worry about... / Mike: April, I'm sure Dave and Margaret are just having fun somewhere. As long as he keeps my backseat clean of fun, it's okay with me. / April: Mike, this is DAVE we're talking about... / Marsha: Mike! Look at this! / Roger: Mmh... isn't that your care they're pulling out of a lake, Mike? / April: OhmyGod... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Dave: Listen...I need to tell you something, but you're um, just too distracting. Mind if I turn around? / Margaret: Pfft. You're exaggerating. But no, I don't mind. / Dave: Have you ever had a -? / Margaret: Wait... how did you cut yourself like this? / Dave: Oh? I think it was the windshield. / Margaret: Geez, Dave. You still have pieces of glass in the wound. Why didn't you say anything? / Dave: I just forgot. I doesn't hurt... / Margaret: Well, I'm taking them out. You were saying? / Dave: I was asking, have you ever had a dream so real you can't tell if it really happened? / Margaret: Lots of times. Why? / Dave: Well, last night I had this dream about a talking snake, and... / Margaret: T-talking snake? You had a dream about a talking snake??? / Dave: YOW! The dream is over! No need to pinch me that HARD!!! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Dave: I was kinda hoping all that was a bunch of lies... / Margaret: The devil won't lie to you if that truth servers his purposes. / Dave: But WHY? Why you? If at least I knew... / Margaret: No! You don't need to know. I don't want you to get involved in this. / Dave: But I am already involved, Margaret. / Dave: I don't think it's just a matter of staying OUt of it. / Dave: If what Satan told me is true, then all the bad stuff that's been happening to me lately was his thing. At least I'd want to know WHY. / Margaret: You don't need to know because as soon as we're out of these woods you're staying away from me! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Dave: So that's it? You just DECIDED it? / Dave: And I suppose it doesn't matter what I think or how I feel about it. Right? Right? / Dave: Oh. I see I don't even deserve an answer, either. / Dave: So you're giving up on me! Is that your solution? And I suppose you think we're gonna live happily ever after? / Dave: I bet you won't even feel sad about it. I wish I could be like you. / Dave: But if you don't care about me or my friendship, why do you keep saving my life? Why do you keep protecting me? / Dave: For crying out loud, why did you offer your soul to Satan to save me??? / Dave: Do you LOVE me or WHAT? / Dave: You're a big disappointment, Margaret! / Dave: I thought at least you'd have the guts to tell me things straight to my face! / Dave: YOU ARE A COWARD! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: ACK! There's no way to cross here! We'll have to walk down the river and... / Dave: You walk down the river. I'll just use that branch to get to the other side. / Margaret: I don't think it's such a good idea... if we fall the current will drag us. / Margaret: You're STILL gonna do it??? Are you crazy? It's DANGEROUS! / Dave: What are you worried about? According to your theory, as long as I stay away from you I'll be fine! / Dave: So you go on your way... / Dave: and I'll TEST that theory! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: You fool! You're gonna kill yourself! / Dave: Go away. Who asked you about your opinion? / Margaret: Bah! Screw you, then! / Dave: Mmph. / Margaret: ACK! That branch is DEAD WOOD! It's not gonna hold your weight! / Margaret: Just stay calm and try not to make any sudden... / Margaret: Never mind. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: HANG ON! I'll give you a hand! / Margaret: Grab the branch, Dave! / Dave: No! / Margaret: WHAT??? / Dave: You heard me! NO! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Dave: You asked me to give up on you, now I'm asking you the same! / Margaret: Stop fooling around and grab the damn branch! / Dave: Go away! I'll manage somehow! / Margaret: Dave, I'm serious! There's a waterfall behind you! / Dave: I'm serious, too! / Margaret: You're gonna break your neck! You... / Dave: Uuuuh.... / Margaret: DAVE! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: Dave, c'mon! / Dave: No... / Margaret: Dave, PLEASE! How long do you think you can hold on? Why are you doing this? / Dave: If you won't let me help you, I won't let you help me, either! / Margaret: ... / Margaret: ARGGHDAMNYOU! All right! I'll let you help me! / Dave: Do you promise? / Margaret: Yeah I promise! Now please grab the stupid branch! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: I swear, Dave... you're the most stubborn, immature person I've ever met! / Dave: Besides you? / Margaret: I'm serious! If you're gonna hang around me, you won't have to look for death! That was a stupid, implusive thing you did! / Dave: I know, but you were being unreasonable... / Margaret: And you childish! / Dave: And you selfish! / Margaret: Spoiled wimp! / Dave: Terrorist! / Margaret: BlockHEAD! / Dave: Uuh... SEXYSHOULDERS! / Margaret: Pfft! What kind of lousy insult is that??? Hehehehe! / Margaret: You know, I didn't notice it before but this is a really pretty place. / Dave: I would like it more if it wer't for my tendency to die in it. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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