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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Aw, c'mon Mike! You know how important this is to me! It's just for a few hours! / Mike: Mh. Why should I let you use my car for your date? You hate my guts anyway! / Dave: Uh... I don't hate your guts! / Mike: Yeah you do. AFter all, I almost beat you to death once... / Dave: Look, I forgive you for everything you've done to me in the past. Happy? / Mike: What about next week? Are you gonna forgive me for what I'm going to do to you next week? / Dave: What? What is that? / Mike: I dunno, I always come up with something. / Dave: Well, I... I forgive you in advance! / Dave: You REEEEALLY are enjoying this, aren't you. / Mike: Now you're hurting my feelings! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Call of the Wild" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Okay, stop crying like a baby... I'll let you borrow my car on one condition. You have to let me punch you really hard! / Dave: You...! All right, go ahead. Just not with the tentacle. / Mike: Yes, with the tentacle! / Dave: *sigh* Who am I kidding? Let's get this over with... / Mike: Pffft! On second thought, I think I'm gonna save that punch for a moment when you're not expecting it! Heheheheheeh! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Call of the Wild" storyline}} |
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[[Blue's room, Boys' Apartment]] / Blue: Hello? Mike! What, making the obligatory weekly phone call? / Mike: You know it is... say, is the dragon around? / Blue: No, but... / Blue: You shouldn't call our beloved mother that. She's got the phone lines tapped, you know... / Mike: WHAT? Oh crap, I'm DEAD! / Blue: I'm kidding! Put down the suicide pill! / Mike: Grr. I'll get you, you blue-haired brat. / Blue: Shaddup! Hey, by the way... / Mike: What? No, I think he's in the shower. Oh, wait, he's here. / Dave: Oh, hi, Blue. Fine, thanks. You? / Dave: Jeans and shirt, why? / Dave: !!! / Blue: He's sooooo adorable... *sigh* / Roger: No way! You just had a shower, now let me nap in peace! / Dave: It's not my fault! It's like a conspiracy against me, I swear! / Roger: The female consipracy to keep you horny? Yeah right. I invented that, my friend. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Call of the Wild" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: Sure, he's here. Mmh, wait... / Roger: I'm sorry, Margaret, he's not home - WHOA! / Dave: I'm here! Sorry, I was just trying to avoid... / Dave: Oh. Hello, Blue. / Roger: Blue? Damn, I have lost my ability to recognize voices... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Call of the Wild" storyline}} |
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[[Blue's room, Boys' Apartment]] / Blue: Will you relax, Dave? There's no reason to get upset... / Dave: Have you got no shame at all? This is wrong, and you know it! / Blue: Aw, c'mon. It's not like it's the real stuff. We don't have to worry at all... / Dave: Bapsch. It's still morally wrong. / Blue: Morals? Pffft! / Blue: "What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command" - Havelock Ellis / Dave: Oh yeah? Well, um. "Your brother is gonna skin me alive if he finds out and I don't need any more trouble" - David Jones / Blue: Your last name is Jones??? How cute. And how terribly, terribly appropiate too. / Dave: Are you listening to me at ALL? / Blue: Not really. So, I heard you were taking a shower. Mind to describe it? / Dave: *sob* / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Call of the Wild" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: You know, Blue, you were right! This is actually FUN... keep going... / Dave: Ooooh! Yeah! But please, don't leave out any nasty details... / Dave: (Psst. It's for you) / Mike: Cool. Thanks. / Mike: ????... What the... BLUE? / Blue: AAIEEEE!!! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Call of the Wild" storyline}} |
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[[Outside]] / Dave: Only 27 hours to the Big Date! / Roger: Nervous? / Dave: Not really, considering... well, WOW! It's a date with MARGARET! / Dave: I've always wanted a chance with her, and this is it. So my entire life depends on what happens tomorrow, and if it goes bad I'm probably jumping from a building but no, I'm not nervous. / Dave: Do you have a couple of jumper cables handy? I think I need to restart my heart. / Roger: Sorry, no. And if I had them, I'd use them to unfreeze my brain. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Call of the Wild" storyline}} |
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[[Apartment Hall]] / Dave: This is it, Chester... wish me luck! / Dave: Hey, I said "luck" not "salmonella"! / Dave: Oh no! I can't do this! Incoming Panick Attack! !@{*#@%&#@!{!)*%){#@*$#( / Dave: Much better / Dave: Hi, Ready! Are you Margaret to go? / Margaret: Ee-yep. Gonna be a looong night. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: ... / Margaret: Dave... we drove two hours for THIS? / Dave: Eep! Oh, damn. I knew you'd hate the idea... we.... we can go back... we... *gulp* / Margaret: Eeh... / Margaret: I don't know. But I suppose that while we're here we can ride that round thing over there! / Dave: That? That's the "Funky Horror". It's the gauranteed to make you throw up or your money back! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: Fun-ky Horror! Fun-ky Horror! / Dave: Ooh boy. Maybe screaming for mercy that high up in the air is not a good idea. Mh, how about the bumper cars? / Margaret: C'mon, let's go! / Dave: How could you convince me of this??? / Margaret: You're scared? Aaaw... / Dave: How can I be scared when I am TERRIFIED? Yikes! It's m-moving... / Dave: Oh dear God, don't me dieeeeeee! / Margaret: AHAHAHAHAH! Faster!!! / Dave: WOHOOO! Yeah! Let's do it again! / Margaret: NNNGG! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: Crap! Is that Mary-Ann? / Dave: Mary-who? / Margaret: Mary-Ann! the TEACHER'S PET! I hate her! Oh, I'll TEACH her... / Dave: Wait... what are you gonna... / Margaret: Bump her car to Hell where she belongs! / Dave: Let's get out of here! We were lucky that hot dog cart broke her fall... / Margaret: Lucky??? Dammit, I wanted a hot dog, too... CURSE YOU, MARY-ANN! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Dave: Wow, nice job at the shooting gallery... that was one pissed off carney! / Margaret: Ha! Yeah, I thought the vein on his forehead was gonna blow! / Dave: I'm glad you're having fun. I wanted to take you to a nicer place, but my budget was too small, and... / Margaret: What place could be better than this? Adrenaline overdoses, shooting, greasy food, opportunities to be evil... / Dave: Well, standing below "The Zipper" to laugh at the people screaming in terror was evil, but not so much as stealing the spare change that fell out of their pockets. / Margaret: Hey, don't know it! After all, it paid for the cotton candy! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: AndMargaret: My God... what is THAT? / Dave: Erm... my heart? / Margaret: No, THAT BEHIND YOU! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Bull: MOO! / Dave: What the...? / Margaret: Look out! / Dave: Whoa!!! / Margaret: Ngg! / Margaret: BLAST IT, DAVE! / Dave: Can't! If I stop to do that it'll get me! / Margaret: Hang on, I'll help you! / Dave: No! It might attack you! Just stay AWAY! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair, Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Eep! / Mike: Since you're the all-purpose guru around here, would you happen to know just WHAT THE HELL is with this cat??? / Roger: Either the floor's cold or he thinks you'd look good with a Marge Simpson hairdo. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Dave: *huff* *puff* You stupid bull... / Bull: MOOOOO / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Dave: Whoa! / Dave: Oooof! / Bull: MOOOOO / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: ARGH! I run all the way here to get my gun and I don't even have the damn keys! / Margaret: Aw, what the hell... behold the power of the ROCK! / Margaret: I'm sorry, but either Mike has a cow or Dave gets the bull. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: Now to find the bull I just have to follow the screaming people... / Margaret: Wha? They're taking the bull away! And it's smoking... that means Dave blasted it! / Margaret: But where is he? / Margaret: That means I broke the car window for nothing... and I bet Dave's gonna freak out about THAT. / Joe: Why, if it isn't the quickest gun of the campus! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: Where IS he? We've looked around for an hour and it's like he vanished! / Joe: Relax. I'm sure we'll find him very soon... this park is not that big, after all. / Margaret: Maybe he's looking for me and we're never gonna find him that way. Maybe we should just stay in one place. / Joe: What if he thinks the same? / Margaret: Mh, you have a point. Let's look around one more time. / Dave: Ooow, OW! I... I can't believe I'm not dead. / Dave: Geez. That's it, next time I'll just take her to the Movie. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: Well, he's not here either. / Joe: Wait, wait! / Margaret: C'mon Joe, we gotta keep looking... / Joe: But... but that's "Meant to Be"! It's my favorite song in the whole world! / Margaret: What? Joe, I'm NOT in the mood to dance! / Joe: Aw, c'mooon... just this single one! Do it for me. Please? / Margaret: Joe... / Joe: PLEASE. / Dave: Well, Mike's car has not a broken window and Margaret's gun is gone. I should look for another bull to finish me. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: We shouldn't be doing this. / Joe: Shhh. Enjoy the moment, Margaret. / Margaret: I feel very strange... / Margaret: It's like all this is not... REAL. Like a dream. Or something else. / Joe: Well, it's a dream. At least to me. / Dave: This... is a friggin' nightmare... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Dave: I hope you're happy now, Dave. People like you aren't supposed to dream. You idiot. / Dave: HEY YOU! THE GUY UP THERE! / Dave: I don't know what kind of sick game this is, but I suppose I can play, too! / Dave: You see, now I'm gonna get back there and ask her if she's coming home with me. And then she's gonna laugh at me. And then she's gonna laugh at me, and then he's gonna laugh at me, and then YOU are gonna laugh at me. / Dave: Maybe THEN, when I'm totally destroyed, you can finally leave me alone. / Margaret: Whoa... what the hell just happened? / Joe: I kissed you. / Margaret: And why did I kiss you back? / Joe: Um you love me? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: Wha... what's happening? / Joe: Nothing's happening. We're just dancing... / Margaret: THIS. This is wrong. This is SO WRONG. / Joe: Aaw. Why do you keep resisting me? Trust me. I'll make everything go right for you. You won't have to worry about anything else. Ever. / Margaret: What... are you doing me? Let... my mind GO... / Joe: Everything's gonna be okay... / Margaret: Please. God. Help me. / Joe: Don't make me angry, Margaret. / Margaret: Please. / Joe: DON'T make me angry. / Margaret: That voice... oh God... / Joe: Do I have to rip your soul off to make you shut up?! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Margaret: Hh....stay away from me! / Dave: Wait! / Joe: Hold it. / Joe: Look at yourself. You pitiful vermin! Keep fluttering around her and I'll teach you... there are worse things than just death... / Joe: UGH! / Dave: Hah. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Fair]] / Dave: MARGARET! Wait! / Margaret: There you are! I've been looking for... wait a minute, what happened to you? / Dave: Mh, the bull and I were playing a little soccer. I was the ball... / Margaret: It's a bad looking cut. At least I can't see your brains... does it hurt a lot? / Dave: Sss! Ow! Not really, but I wouldn't mind an aspirin... / Margaret: You need a doctor. Let's go. / Margaret: We need to get out of here... can you walk? / Dave: No. Hold me. / Margaret: Dave... / Dave: Now, if you REALLY want to make me feel better... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Datestiny" storyline}} |
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[[Mike's Car]] / Margaret: I'm sorry about the broken window, Dave. I'll pay for it. / Dave: No, Margaret, I'll pay for it. After all, you were just trying to help me. / And I'm sorry about that wound on your head, too. / Dave: Don't be silly. That's not your fault. / Margaret: That's what YOU think. / Dave: Um... are you feeling okay? / Margaret: No. / Dave: Margaret... we're going too fast! / Margaret: Not fast enough. / Dave: WHAT? / Margaret: We're being CHASED. / Dave: Chased??? / Margaret: Again, sorry for dragging you into my problems. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Mike's Car]] / Dave: Maybe we should stop. / Margaret: And let him get me? Never! / Dave: He might not be after you. I punched him awhile ago... / Margaret: You WHAT? Dave, you don't know who this guy is, do you? / Dave: I don't know who he is and what he's got against me, but he said some nasty things and I was angry... / Margaret: I'll tell you who he is... that guy is the Devil, Dave! / Dave: The De- Margaret! Eyes on the road! / Margaret: Oh, so now he's standing in the middle of the road to stop me. Nice try, but I'm running over him! / Dave: What? Have you gone totally crazy?? / Margaret: Bah, it's Satan! I'm sure he'll respawn in Hell! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Mike's Car]] / Margaret: DIE!!! / Dave: OhmyGod- / Dave: Margaret! The curve! / Margaret: AAAAAARGH!!!! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Underwater]] / Dave: Mmhn. (???) / Dave: M-margaret? / Dave: We're.... under the water! We gotta get out of here quick! / Dave: Margaret? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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