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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Paul: Mmmh. Mhhm. MMH.
/ [[Roger, who is "competing" with a dumbstruck Dave, sweatdrops]] / [[Roger runs off, and yells from off panel...]]
/ Roger: AAARGH! Whatevs, I don't care! I LOSE!
/ Paul: And HOW! http://crfh.net/d/20100208.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: Listen, woman! Twice in a row, that's sort of BAD, isn't it? Just let me take you to-
/ April: GETTHEHELLAWAY FROMMELEAVEME ALONE! / Marsha: Mike, what the...? What happened to your tentacle???
/ Mike: Um. Nothing? Okay, April bit me. No biggie...
/ Marsha: WHAT? Are you serious? I'm gonna...
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20100210.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger, still zooming away from Paul and Dave, tries to stop as he rushes towards Diana]] http://crfh.net/d/20100213.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger barrels into Diana, and they experience a mouth-to-mouth impact!]]
/ Roger: MMMPHH!!!
/ Diana: ???!!! / [[The two are on the ground, and Diana, overcome with heartiness, holds on tight]]
/ Diana: Oh Roger! I knew you'd be back! I love you too!
/ Roger: Uh, wait a sec, Di, wait
/ Diana: You are mine... http://crfh.net/d/20100215.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: Wait, where are you going?
/ Marsha: I got stuff to do. And No, you can't come with me. It's secret.
/ Mike: Aw, not fair.
/ Marsha: Cht! Behave. / [[Marsha leaves and Margaret enters]]
/ Margaret: Man, what IS up with Dave???
/ Mike: What, now?
/ Margaret: He's just around the corner in some sort of... http://crfh.net/d/20100217.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike prepares by confirming he is in fine voice and by LIMBER LIMBER LIMBERing his tentacle]]
/ Mike: Mhmhmn *AHEM* / [[Preparations move on to some knuckle/joint POP CRACK POP, with perhaps an aspect of mental focus going on in that thoughtful expression]] / [[It's GO TIME!]]
/ Mike: YYYOUUUUU!!! / [[Awesome... http://crfh.net/d/20100219.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Diana still has Roger in piggybacklock]]
/ Roger: Saaaaay Di, here's and IDEA... What if we get into the girl's bathroom and... you know. Go WILD?
/ Diana: Ooohohohoy. ROWR! / [[Next, we see werecoyote Roger slipping out of the bathroom carrying his clothes]] / [[Next, we see a disheveled Diana exiting,... http://crfh.net/d/20100222.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[A speedy blur ZOOMs past Roger]]
/ Dave: OUTTA MY WAY! / [[Mike, who was in pursuit, is out of endurance and stops when he reaches Roger]]
/ Mike: Huff puff, what the Hell, what has that guy been EATING, swear to God -
/ Roger: Margaret went cardio-crazy on us while you were dead. What's with the bandage?
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20100224.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: No... no, wait, that can't be. It can't be, right? She'd tell us. She would know.
/ Roger: Know??? Mike, you're aware there are pregnancy tests. No essay questions there.
/ Mike: She would know by now! It'd show!
/ Roger: Whu? Okay, it doesn't always show. Athletic females sometimes can hide it... http://crfh.net/d/20100226.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave has run way more than he needed to to ditch Mike (yay, training and food!)]]
/ Dave: [[thinks]] I can't keep on running! I can't... huh? He's GONE!
/ Dave: [[thinks]] Lost him! Thank God! / Dave: [[thinks]] Oh man, I'm dead! What am I gonna do now??? Mike's gonna kill me, the DRAGON's gonna resurrect... http://crfh.net/d/20100303.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is lying on the branch of a tree, while Margaret stands on the ground below]]
/ Margaret: Uh Dave. What are you doing up there?
/ Dave: What... what does it look like?
/ Margaret: It looks like you're so badly frightened that you had a... Chester reaction.
/ Dave: Uh...no. I'm... exercising. You know,... http://crfh.net/d/20100305.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Steve: Wait, wait. Look who's there!
/ Waldo: Huh. You're right, let's go before they see us.
/ Steve: Okay, let's be cautious about this. You're right, we should just follow them.
/ Waldo: You so crazy, baby. we can't take on the werecoyote and Mike. I mean in PUBLIC.
/ Steve We'll just wait for the dog... http://crfh.net/d/20100308.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: It's not that I don't trust you, Margaret. it's just that I know you're gonna be pissed and kill my ass, that's all.
/ Margaret: Dave, I'm supposed to be your friend. Next time YOU want to help me, guess what I'm gonna say.
/ Dave: You always do anyway.
/ Margaret: Tell me what's troubling you or... http://crfh.net/d/20100312.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: ... / Margaret: GodDAMMIT DAVE! I'm not gonna hit you, even if I SHOULD! Why did you have to be so STUPID???
/ Dave: Uh... I'm normally stupid, but it was nothing I did! I mean, we were being all responsible and using protection and whatnot...
/ Margaret: AAAARGH! Man, I'm so angry at you! Now... http://crfh.net/d/20100315.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: No, wait, this is ridiculous. This is just too ridiculous to be true. And you, coyote, you know even less than *I* do about this!
/ Roger: Seriously Mike, you can totally check it out online.
/ Mike: No! dammit, why did I ever entertain this notion??? She is NOT pregnant. Period!
/ Roger: Well, maybe... http://crfh.net/d/20100317.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: Look, Roger, we have a situation with this pregnancy thing...
/ Roger: Wait, it's CONFIRMED??? I didn't know!
/ Margaret: Well, Dave says so. Anyway, we have to keep Mike from killing Dave, so...
/ Roger: Huh? Why would Mike want to kill Dave? At this particular moment, I mean.
/ Margaret: Because... http://crfh.net/d/20100319.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: HEY DAVE WAIT
/ Dave: ???!!! / Roger: Wait for me, man. I'm supposed to watch your Mike so back doesn't kill you, I mean, whatever.
/ Dave: Whaaa? Oh. Okay, thank you.
/ Roger: Margaret asked me, your lasers are offline, and MAN how do you ever get in so much trouble???
/ Dave: I dunno guy, I swear... http://crfh.net/d/20100322.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Paul: Well, Roger is sort of disturbed by the presence of the Almighty Red Twins... Hey! What's wrong with you? You look like you're about to jump off a bridge.
/ Dave: Good idea! Where's the nearest one?
/ Paul: Um, okay, are you serious? Because that'd be such a waste of sexy. Need a friendly ear?
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20100324.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | April: Okay, what the Hell just happened? I'm talking one second, the next BWOOM! Down!
/ April: I don;t even feel dizzy afterwards, just sort of disoriented. What IS THIS??? / [[We see Blue approaching]]
/ April: I don't even remember what I was talking about before that, was I angry at something? What?
/ April:... http://crfh.net/d/20100326.html |
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: Are you up to some sh*t again, blondie? You better not. / April: Oh sure, I'm up to stuff! You know, Mike is bleeding to death somewhere. / Blue:Right, be sarcastic. I do Not trust you, and I never will. / April:You don't trust me! Stop the presses!
/ April:Better put a HIT on me right away,... http://crfh.net/d/20100407.html |
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