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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[XD-00, perceiving a threat to Margaret, is beating up Roger off-panel.]]
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] AUGH! Margaret, get your damn monkey OFF ME!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090515.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Marsha is walking down a corridor. She hears Roger still wrestling with XD-00.]]
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] AAARGH! Stop it! I'm not in the mood to rassle! OW! Help! Hey Margaret, call your simian OFF! / [[Marsha enters the fray and distracts the gorilla, scratching the top of his head. A heart appears... http://crfh.net/d/20090519.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue and Vernon Damascus are in a secret passageway with a one-way see-through wall. Blue is shocked at the sight of Marsha plastered face-first against the wall. Vernon, holding his big gun in one hand and a remote control in the other, is talking to someone via his earpiece.]]
/ Vernon: Yes, I'm inside... http://crfh.net/d/20090526.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dr. Sydney and Margaret are holding each other. Margaret is crying.]]
/ Margaret: We, we need to get you looked at *SOB* I didn't want to shoot you, I couldn't *SNIFF*
/ Dr. Sydney: Don't worry, kid, the whole left side of my body is almost entirely metal! You just broke some skin, that's all.
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20090602.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue, supporting a woozy Dave, glares at Margaret.]]
/ Blue: What the Hell are you doing??? The gig's up, we'll have the troops on top any minute now! Move! And don't you dare touch him, you PSYCHO!
/ Margaret: [[abashed]] Oh NO! Dave! I'm sorry, I was just out of...
/ Dave: *groan*
/ Blue: Sorry, your... http://crfh.net/d/20090605.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret is placing an unconscious Roger on XD-00's back, while Dr. Sydney fiddles with the remote control.]]
/ Dr. Sydney: Well, this remote doesn't work. It's fried. You're going to have to leave this girl here, after all.
/ [[Marsha, still stuck to the wall, glares at Dr. Sydney.]]
/ Margaret: Her... http://crfh.net/d/20090608.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Everyone is covered with glue and stuck fast, except for Dave and Blue.]]
/ Dave: [[still woozy]] Sniiffllr... okay, where'th the undo button for thith day? Because theriouthly, GLOOKKAKE?
/ Vernon: [[off-panel]] Well done, soldier! This is indeed a troublesome lot!
/ Blue: [[dismayed]] What? NO WAY!... http://crfh.net/d/20090610.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Vernon Damascus fires his electric gun at Dave. Blue yanks Dave out of the way just in time.]]
/ Blue: [[gritting her teeth]] NNG!
/ [[The lightning bolts hit the Dundun glue gunner off-panel.]]
/ Dundun guard: [[off-panel, as he dies]] DEAAATHGKKH!
/ Vernon: Whoops! There goes the gloonie! / [[Blue... http://crfh.net/d/20090612.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue and Dave are stuck to the wall, with Vernon Damascus and his Dundun guards aiming their weapons at them from either side.]]
/ Blue: I just want to talk to you. I just want you to think really carefully about this situation.
/ Vernon: There's not a lot to think about. You came here looking for trouble,... http://crfh.net/d/20090615.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is stuck to the wall, with Blue in front of him. He is glaring at Vernon Damascus, and his eyes are now glowing blue, reigniting his nosebleed and the dancing black spots.]]
/ Vernon: [[off-panel]] How about no what?
/ Dave: You're going to let them all go. And they're going to call me from the... http://crfh.net/d/20090616.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is in bad shape. He's seeing lots of black spots, and is on the verge of blacking out. Blue is crying now.]]
/ Blue: Oh GOD, Dave? DAVE!!!
/ Dave: [[groaning]] Uunnghhn.......
/ Blue: Why did you have to do that, you IDIOT! You're going to kill yourself!
/ Dave: [[barely audible]] D... distracshun
/ Blue:... http://crfh.net/d/20090617.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike has a stranglehold on Vernon Damascus, who manages a weak grin.]]
/ Vernon: Welllllllll Mike! Nice to see you up and about! Your Mom will be very happy to see you...
/ Mike: [[annoyed]] She won't be so happy when I suddenly drop dead from sheer annoyance. What are you doing to my friends? To my... http://crfh.net/d/20090618.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike maintains his stranglehold on Vernon Damascus as the conversation continues.]]
/ Vernon: And... what is that supposed to mean?
/ Mike: It means we're staying. We're getting medical attention. And whatever else we need. Isn't that right, Daddy?
/ Vernon: Heh, heh, heh. I don't think you're in position... http://crfh.net/d/20090619.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: I'm glaaaaad we
/ Mike: could
/ Mike: have
/ Mike: *
/ [[Mike releases his grip on Vernon Damascus and drops to the floor as he suddenly passes out from exertion. Vernon is surprised at this turn of events.]] / Beirut: Are you okay, sir?
/ Vernon: [[massaging his throat]] UGGH! Yes, I'm fine... I'm... http://crfh.net/d/20090622.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue awakens in bed at the sound of Dave shouting in his sleep.]]
/ Dave: Help!
/ Dave: OH GOD help me! I'm BLIND! / Blue: CHT! Hey, wake up!
/ Dave: Hhh... uh?
/ Blue: You're just having a bad dream!
/ Dave: What? I'm not blind? Where am I? What's going on?
/ Blue: We're home. Everything's fine! Just go... http://crfh.net/d/20090626.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave sits down to a breakfast of pancakes and coffee, which Blue made for him. He still looks quizzical.]]
/ Dave: ...
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] You can start eating if you want, mine will be done in a minute!
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] Besides, I gotta check on the bacon...
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] Um, Dave? What's... http://crfh.net/d/20090627.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: Look. Don't freak out, okay? You're going to be fine. It's just a short-term memory lapse. You'll remember everything in a couple of days.
/ Dave: HUH? Okay, short-term memory is scarily NOT like misplacing your keys! What happened? What's going on?
/ Blue: This is because of that last time, in Dundun... http://crfh.net/d/20090629.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is lying on the couch, his head in Blue's lap.]]
/ Dave: I can't believe we're living together. For two months now? How did you manage to convince your mother?
/ Blue: I told you, Mom was so happy to see Mike out of the coma she agreed to everything she asked. Damascus convinced her, too.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20090630.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: [[angry]] How DARE they kick me out of NOES??? I'm still suffering the consequences of belonging to their stupid nonsense organization! Who cares? Screw them! It was the most stupid organization ever and they're all losers and I wouldn't want to belong to it even if they CRAWLED crying their eyes... http://crfh.net/d/20090702.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue are at the grocery store, in an aisle selling breakfast cereals: "Chocowboy!", "Serious. Cereal." and "Iwana Flakes".]]
/ Dave: Um. So... what kind of arrangement do we have? I mean, that's a lot of groceries, and...
/ Blue: Relax, Dave. I'm paying for this. You can buy stuff if you want... http://crfh.net/d/20090703.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is lying on the couch, with a sleek Chester on top of him.]]
/ Chester: [[happily]] PURRRRRR
/ Dave: Holy crap, look at YOU. I don't think you have ever looked this good.
/ Dave: I guess the cheap food served at irregular intervals wasn't really helping to bring out the pedigree cat, huh?
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20090706.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave answers the phone.]]
/ Dave: Hello?
/ Dave: Hey, is anyone there? Hello?
/ <<*click*>>
/ [[Whoever's on the other end hangs up.]] / Dave: [[thinking]] Huh. That's my number. I mean, my OLD number.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Who's living there now? I'm gonna call back...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090708.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave begins to get mad at Mike.]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Wh... did he just HANG UP on me???
/ Dave: [[thinking]] OKAY, now we're gonna see...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090709.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave has a memory flashback: he's arguing with Mike at a NOES meeting.]]
/ Mike: Can you be a bit more reasonable? It's not all just black and white! We have to consider...
/ Dave: [[angry]] Well, stupid me! What was I to expect from a guy who made a deal with the DEVIL?
/ Mike: [[annoyed]] It wasn't... http://crfh.net/d/20090710.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue enters the room wearing a blue bathrobe and blue towel after having had a bath.]]
/ Blue: I heard the phone ringing. Who was it?
/ Dave: Uh, no one. Wrong number.
/ Blue: If that is so, why do you look distressed?
/ Dave: Distressed? I'm not distressed. Who's distressed? Not me.
/ Blue: [[not fooled... http://crfh.net/d/20090713.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue are snuggling in bed. Dave finally snaps out of his sex-induced brainwarp.]]
/ Dave: Wwwwait a second. Were you trying to distract me? On PURPOSE?
/ Blue: "Trying"? Pfft! What do YOU think?
/ Dave: But that's not fair! Bathrobes should be outlawed!
/ Blue: [[smirking impishly]] I KNOW!
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20090714.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue are talking in bed.]]
/ Dave: And what does THAT mean?
/ Blue: It means you're HAPPY. Stop questioning yourself. You made a decision, and so far it's been good.
/ Dave: But how could I leave NOES? What about Satan???
/ Blue: Leave that to the others! That was never your fight, Dave. That... http://crfh.net/d/20090715.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave gets out of bed]]
/ [[Dials phone]] / April: Hello? Okay, this better be good.
/ Dave: APRIL???
/ April: Can't this wait till tomorrow? It's midnight and SOME of us have to work.
/ Dave: Oh. Okay. Um, can I speak to Margaret?
/ April: Margaret??? Ba-psssch... oh wait. You're on it again. Am I rig... http://crfh.net/d/20090720.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: On what? Look, I just want to talk to Margaret. Is she there? / April: Of course you are. Or you'd know she's at work. / Dave: BLAH. Okay, what time can I call her again? / April: I'm gonna hang up now, Dave. / Dave: No! Dammit, why does no one want to help me? Why does everybody hate me now?... http://crfh.net/d/20090728.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave, wearing a hoodie, is outside Joe's mansion, pushing the intercom button.]]
/ Joe: [[through the intercom]] What is it, Dave?
/ Dave: Uh, hi? Look, I just want to speak to Roger for a sec.
/ Joe: [[through the intercom]] It DEPENDS.
/ Dave: On what?
/ Joe: [[through the intercom]] I wouldn't want you... http://crfh.net/d/20090729.html |
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