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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dr. Sydney holds a gun to Dave, who's bleeding from the nose.]] / Dave: Ooooh my God. I'm dead, am I? Am I? / Dr. Sydney: No, but I think you're PSYCHIC! / Dave: Weren't YOU dead? I saw you drowning! What the Hell. / Dr. Sydney: Oh yeah, I was. Then I got better! Then I got this gun. / Dave. Put that away......
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dr. Sydney jabs the gun at Dave's neck.]] / Dave: UGH!!! Wait a second man I changed my mind / Dr. Sydney: That's all right, kid, I DIDN'T. / Dave: But wait, don't be like that, that's just not nice! / Dr. Sydney: Look, just be grateful it's gonna be fast, I spent a whole month at the bottom of the ocean. / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-01-16 Soldier: Hey winged girl! FREEZE! / Soldier: Stop right there or we'll shoot you! / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / [[Marsha smiles]] / Soldier: Uh. OH.
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Marsha sweeps Sticky downwards as she looks back over her shoulder. Sticky is glowing in a magenta shade.]] / [[A sudden bright flash emanates from the glowing Sticky as Marsha aims the staff at the Dundun guards.]] / [[Marsha continues on her way as a large explosion wipes out the guards behind...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Margaret and Roger explore the lab in black ninja garb.]] / Margaret: The HELL was that?? I have heard a lot of explosions in my life, but man, that's WEIRD! / Roger: Never mind that, Margaret. It could be anything. I hear people coming, so let's go! / Margaret: But maybe we should look into it! What...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Roger and Margaret are still in black ops suits in an underground lab. Margaret glares at Roger.]] / Roger: Jealous, are you serious??? Why would I be jealous? Didn't I mention just a second ago that Dave is a LOSER? / Margaret: You're not jealous of Dave, you're jealous of Dave and ME. / Roger: Dave...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dr. Sydney still has the gun pointed at Dave's neck. Dave squints his eyes shut.]] / Dr. Sydney: How do you know about Margaret? Who the HELL are YOU? / Dave: I'm a friend of hers from high school! I... I saved her life the night your house exploded! And, and that Damascus guy told me... / Dr. Sydney:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Roger is holding back Margaret, who is strangely attracted to a big pulsating red button on the wall. The button is labelled "XD-00".]] / Margaret: WhooooaaAA! Will you look at the SIZE of that bastard... / Roger: NO! Margaret, don't get anywhere near it! That thing is INSIDIOUS! / Margaret: Does it do...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave and Dr. Sydney are in the helicopter. Dave has just told Dr. Sydney about Margaret.]] / Dr. Sydney: WHAT? She's HERE? What, you didn't tell her about this place??? / Dave: Uh... yes... I did? / Dr. Sydney: How the HELL could you even let her come here? She's going to get killed, you little idiot! / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Vernon Damascus is talking to Brazil on his cell phone.]] / Vernon: Brazil. Report. / Brazil: [[through the phone]] Yes sir. About that explosion. Apparently there's a mutant loose in section D. I sent some guys to deal with it. / Vernon: Not enough. Set some around section A to keep guard, and send in...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Blue is talking to Berlin inside a science lab room. Berlin has been drugged with truth serum by Blue.]] / Blue: So he just needs to eat better? That's easy. But my m... someone said he would die. That couldn't happen, right? / Berlin: Yesssh it cood. Iss like... a brkn uncle. Keep walkinonit, an iss...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Vernon Damascus, carrying a strange gun, confronts Blue. Blue pretends to be innocent.]] / Vernon: Well, what I'd like to know is, what the blitz is going on here? / Blue: Wha? I don't get it, how am I supposed to know? / Vernon: Have you been up to some mischief? / Blue: Of course not! What are you even...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Margaret and Roger are in the control room. Margaret is angry at Roger, who is now looking chastised.]] / Margaret: Have I told you how much I HATE you, Roger? / Roger: Aw, man. I'm starting to worry I have some sort of button problem... / Margaret: I hate you. A. LOT. Roger. / Roger: So smack me with...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Blue and Vernon Damascus are in a corridor. Vernon has a big gun, and is talking to Brazil via an earpiece.]] / Vernon: Damascus here... Brazil? I keep hearing explosions... Have you still not neutralized the mutant threat? / Vernon: Oh, I don't believe this. He's loose again? Well, focus on that, please....
College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-03-04 Radio: Yakima, you copy? Section D main entrance is nonoperational. / Yakima: Yes, I've heard. I'm on my way. / Radio: Hurry up and fix it in case the troops are called back to section A. / Yakima: Sheesh Houston, I'm on it. One of the horses probably sneezed on the access control card reader again....
 
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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike's naked body is encased in a chamber of blue liquid. There are sensors attached to his head and chest. Marsha opens the chamber door.]] / [[Marsha bends over and creates a lot of pink fire with Sticky around the cylinder.]]
College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-03-18 Dave: Man... you know what, I don't think I feel that mar... marvelous. / Dr. Sydney: Like it's my fault we keep running into guards. Keep walking, she must be around here. / Dave: What do you need me for? I'm telling you, I don't know where s-she is. Section D, is all she told me. I can't Do thisss...
College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-03-25 Mike: HhhhEEY! Hey you! / Mike: So it took me a million years, but I finally got rid of 'em all! Anything else? Coffee? Sugar? / Mike: Can I go through your STUPID gate now? / Gatekeeper: No. / Mike: WHAT.
College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-03-27 Mike: Welp. You should have said something. Before I left a yard or two of intestines back there. / Gatekeeper: I'm not saying I won't let you through. Not yet. At least I have to try to talk you out of it. / Mike: ... WWWhhhhy? / Gatekeeper: There's another gate, not far from here. You need to...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike is having a conversation with the Gatekeeper, who is the angel Gabriel.]] / Mike: WHAT? HahahahaOW! Ha! / Gabriel: [[off-panel]] What's so funny? / Mike: Yeah, well, it's almost like you're saying... that good ol' Lucy just PRETENDED he could trigger Armageddon early... just so I could go to Earth...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Gabriel: I don't know. But He gave it to me the other day. Looked very sad, too... / Michael: Are you crazy??? You can't do it! You SUCK! / Gabriel: Now, now. I was only second best. / Michael: Seriously Gabriel, you can't win the Big one! Everything will be lost! / Gabriel: Well, what is to be done, then? / Gabriel:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Gabriel: I don't know. But He gave it to me the other day. Looked very sad, too... / Michael: Are you crazy??? You can't do it! You SUCK! / Gabriel: Now, now. I was only second best. / Michael: Seriously Gabriel, you can't win the Big one! Everything will be lost! / Gabriel: Well, what is to be done, then? / Gabriel:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike is talking to Gabriel the Gatekeeper.]] / Mike: You're right. I shouldn't go back. It's useless and I'm scared to death, so why go through all that? / Gabriel: [[off-panel]] Finally, he sees the light! / Mike: Take good care of my sword. No chopping veggies with it, okay? / Gabriel: [[off-panel]]...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Brazil is giving orders to a troop of guards, all rushing in the direction he's pointing.]] / Brazil: XD-00 containment breach... *hhhk* Intruders must still be inside, door is locked as new security measure... *bzzt* surely dead, but take no chances! / Brazil: Go to the door and be ready! Glues on the...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Dundun guard: [[off-panel]] Do not make any sudden movements, put your hands behind your head, and drop on your knees or we'll shoot! I repeat, do not... / Margaret: What are they REALLY saying, Roger? / [[Werecoyote Roger uses his keen hearing to eavesdrop on the guards.]] / Roger: They want to try and...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[A Dundun goon carrying an orange suitcase with a happy stoner face on it encounters some fleeing guards in the green space of section D.]] / Antananarivo: Hey, where are you guys going???? Brazil said you needed drugs, and here they are! / Dundun guard: Change of plans, Antananarivo! Now we RUN for our...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Margaret: Hahah! Well I think we're done here, right? Are we f#$%ing AWESOME or what? / Roger: Huh. I guess we are. But can the high-fiving, fist-pumping and hip-thrusting wait till we're out of here? / Margaret: Aaaw! By the way, why are you human again? Here, this'll cheer you up! / Roger: Uh.... well,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave is near the point of collapse with black spots dancing above his head, and holding his arm over his nose in an attempt to staunch his nosebleed. He spies someone behind Dr. Sydney, who has his gun trained on Dave.]] / Dave: !!! / Dr. Sydney: ? / [[Dave quickly gets in front of Dr. Sydney, while...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Margaret: What / Dave: Oh my God, Margaret. I'm so sorry. / Margaret: How / Dave: I... I tried to warn you but I just wasn't fast enough... / Margaret: WHY??? / Dave: We were looking for you. But he wouldn't trust me. / Margaret: Oh. Okay. Yeah, all right. / Dave: It's not your fault. I mean, you didn't...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave grabs Margaret's arm and the gun in an effort to stop her from committing suicide.]] / Dave: Margaret. C'mon. Don't do it. Please? Put it down. / Margaret: [[in despair, crying]] *SOB* / Dave: I can't lose you, not like this. Let it go. For me? / [[Margaret suddenly punches Dave violently, dropping...
 

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