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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | David: Who, me? Nah, I'm done. At least for the next ten seconds. I'm sorry what was your name?
/ Jerry: I'm Jerry. Is the room still available?
/ David: Sure, come in. / David: Sorry about the mess...
/ Jerry: It's okay, man. You should see where i'm living now. UGH. I have to clean night and day.
/ David:... http://crfh.net/d/20080929.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret, Dave, Zombie Mike and Roger have convened for a NOES meeting.]]
/ Margaret: Well, as you know, the situation has turned around for us. Mike is back, and I'm still in charge, at least while he recovers from his... God. Dave, what IS IT NOW???
/ [[Dave has been clearing his throat throughout... http://crfh.net/d/20081001.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret, still annoyed, is addressing the other NOES members at the meeting.]]
/ Margaret: Okay, if no one has anything else to say, can we START?
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] I have a question.
/ Margaret: All right. ONE. Ask away.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Why isn't Joe here? Isn't he a part of NOES now?
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20081003.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | David: HAH! Like I don't know you. You're gonna use your "training" as an excuse to f*ck with me.
/ Roger: Well, DUUUUH! But rest assured, when I'm done with you, you will be a werecoyote, only without the hair or the coolness.
/ David: YAY. Ok, but we're not going to do this at my place, I don't want... http://crfh.net/d/20081006.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Roger lean against a tree. Dave thinks of a vacuum cleaner.]]
/ Roger: okay... Margaret is making me do this, but I'm willing to commit myself. I'm gonna need your total, full cooperation and trust. Are we clear? Good. / Dave: Okay.
/ Roger: I warn you, this is something you can't learn overnight.... http://crfh.net/d/20081010.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger gets out his pet rock.]]
/ Roger: If you're gonna learn about patience, you have to learn from the best. Here is Fluffy, Grand Master of Waitness and Immobility.
/ Dave: Waitness isn't a word.
/ Roger: Yes, but no one cares what you think. / Roger: The experience talks. Rocks are never in a hurry.... http://crfh.net/d/20081013.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Roger sit back-to-back in a park.]]
/ Roger: Now, the first step towards controlling your anger is identifying the source. What is the biggest source of annoyance in the whole world.
/ Dave: I know the answer to that.
/ Roger: The answer is not "Dave." But it's close.
/ Dave: Oh, you can bet it's... http://crfh.net/d/20081015.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Exterior, park bench. Roger is teaching Dave anger management through the Zen of Nonsense. Pepe, Roger's pet rock, is in Dave's lap being massaged. Roger is playing with a paddleball. ]]
/ Dave: Well, people are EVERYWHERE. So what can you do, besides migrating to Pluto? (or killing them all.)
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20081017.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is standing on one leg.]]
/ Dave: ...and, and a can of, uh, nuts?
/ Roger: Who can go nuts?
/ Dave: Uh, the... AARGH! Roger, why do I have to do this on top of a goddamned CHAIN LINK FENCE???
/ Roger: 20 points less for asking. So you can tap into the flow of nonsense, even under stress. Now, who... http://crfh.net/d/20081020.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger; Very well, last thing. You will receive two quests. The first is to climb up there.
/ Dave; .... You're not serious.
/ Roger; Dave, there are many things you have to learn for yourself. Go.
/ Dave; Roger, I'm gonna kill myself!
/ Roger; Naw, I promise to catch you on the first or maybe second bounce. / Dave;... http://crfh.net/d/20081022.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave passes Jerry with a big smile, a song, and lots of bruises.]]
/ Dave: Mm HM, mmMMh, Mm! Mm hm Mm mm Mh!
/ Jerry: (thinking) ??? / Jerry: Ultramighty Jesus, what happened to YOU?
/ Dave: Wo happen? (looks at himself) ... OH.
/ Jerry: Did you get run over or something?
/ Dave: No, I um, I was just...... http://crfh.net/d/20081024.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Dave in his bathroom, talking to Roger on the phone ]]
/ Roger: WHAT? Jesus, Dave, I just got home!
/ Dave: Whatever! Listen, something REALLY strange just happened to me. Instead of saying what I was thinking, I just spurted a bunch of NONSENSE!
/ Roger: Aha, and this is bad because...?
/ Dave: Because...... http://crfh.net/d/20081027.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Filler sketch of Blue Green. She is swinging (what appears to be) a long-chained mace. ]]
/ [[ Caption reads: Gogo Blue! ]] http://crfh.net/d/20081031.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[In a helicopter]]
/ Roger: Are we THERE yet?
/ Margaret: Jesus, Roger. No.
/ Blue: Actually, we're almost there. I think.
/ Roger: HAH! In your face, Brownielocks!
/ Margaret: Aw, shut up. Anyway, time to go over the plan once again.
/ Blue: Okay... you guys hide while we descend on the island. I'll go talk... http://crfh.net/d/20081103.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Interior of helicopter on its way to Dun-Dun Island. Blue is at the helm, and alone in Panel ]]
/ Blue: Don't get me started, Dave. If it was up to me you wouldn't even be here at ALL.
/ Dave: Why do I have to babysit a ZOMBIE? Why is he even here???
/ Blue: Because he knows how to fly the chopper.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20081105.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: Well, remember to keep a low profile. If you have any problem, let us know.
/ Dave: Are you SERIOUS? Just shut-up and go away already.
/ Margaret: Dave, c'mon, you know we have no choice.
/ Dave: Whatever.
/ Dave: Problems! They're going into that horrible place full of guards and torture and... http://crfh.net/d/20081107.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Dave and Zombie-Mike are alone in the helicopter. Mike grabs the top of Dave's head and starts "acting" like a hungry, brain-eating zombie. ]]
/ Dave: Mike, what the LIVING F--K are you doing??? Oh my GOD you're not joking. Stay away from my skull, let go of me, I'll just...!!!
/ [[ Dave's lasers... http://crfh.net/d/20081110.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | V.D.: Well, I'll be! What a delightful surprise!
/ Blue: Really? I wasn't even sure I was welcomed at all.
/ V.D.: And you decided to find out? Good for you. I've been asking your mother to bring you for a visit. Apparently she thinks you'd be bored.
/ Blue: Well, I'm not expecting a tour of the facilities...... http://crfh.net/d/20081112.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Margaret and Roger in corridor outside section D ]]
/ Roger: Well, Margaret, here comes the easy part.
/ Margaret: EASY??? As if this hasn't been a total borefest so far.
/ Roger: That's because we rule. But I warn you, we're about to enter Section D where abhorrant freaks of nature are created by... http://crfh.net/d/20081115.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: OOOOh No, stop right there. Let's go on with the mission before we get caught.
/ Margaret: I love you, Mr. S, I will never leave you alone again...
/ Roger: Sheesh, it's just a pink and white horse with a horn. What's so special about it?
/ Margaret: But... but must huggle Mr. Shinysparkyglitter!
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20081117.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: Stupid Margaret. We ain't tourists here! Every minute counts! If something horrible happens, it's not my fault. http://crfh.net/d/20081121.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dr. Sydney and Berlin stand before a room containing Satan's staff]] / Berlin: Are you getting some levels on that thing? Man, talk about fireworks! / Dr. Sydney: Pretty, huh? Only we still know nothing about what makes it work. / Berlin: We'll figure it out! We can confirm sentience, after all,... http://crfh.net/d/20081201.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Zombie Mike is standing in front of the neutral grey lab background, pushing the button on the remote control that frees Marsha.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20081203.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Marsha rips Mike's left arm off at the shoulder ]]
/ << R I I I P t>>
/ [[ Marsha then smacks Mike across the room with his own arm ]]
/ << S W A C K ! >>
/ Marsha: Nah. ( While tossing Mike's arm over her left shoulder ) http://crfh.net/d/20081205.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Scene is top-side of Dun-Dun Island. Blue's Step- Father, Vernon, is introducing her to one of the island's scientists. ]]
/ Vernon: Oh, Berlin. I was just looking for you.
/ Berlin: Uhhh... yes sir. I was not in Section D because I was going to see the surgery. Remember we have permission...?
/ Vernon:... http://crfh.net/d/20081208.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[ Dave is alone in the helicopter. His nose is bleeding and he has a severe headache due to giving Mike an eye-laser blast. ]]
/ Dave: (thinking) *GROOOAAAN* Man, some pretty colors... ow... he's gone, isn't he... dammit, even as a zombie he keeps tricking me... Why do I have to be so goddamned STUPID...... http://crfh.net/d/20081210.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: Oh, please, will ya quit yer bitchin??? If that guard hadn't found me we wouldn't even know where Marsha is.
/ Ninja 2: So much for STEALTH, Margaret.
/ Margaret: Well, who's gonna believe a naked guy who's stoned senseless?
/ Ninja 2: At least now we know we cant get April. Now hush, we're going... http://crfh.net/d/20081212.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret and Roger are dressed in ninja outfits and are standing in front of a neutral grey background.]]
/ Margaret: Oh haha, okay. It's not a robot arm, because it's just a robot HAND, right? RIGHT?
/ Roger: Point. Still that over there is a freaking ELBOW, Margaret. There's bones in here... a... http://crfh.net/d/20081215.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Inside a "lab", in front of a blackboard and various sciencey images.]]
/ Blue: Wow, where is everybody? Oh, don't tell me... the surgery, right? Is this the equivalent of a good party? You guys need to get out more.
/ Berlin: Oh, it's just a critical and new interesting procedure. For us sciencey... http://crfh.net/d/20081217.html |
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