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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, July 9, 2007 | Dave: What is it now, Margaret? Unless you want to laugh at me some more.
/ Margaret: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offend you, Dave. But seriously, it was surreal...
/ Dave: Why? Because I'm soooo good, everybody thinks I'm STUPID?
/ Margaret: No one has said that. You just don't have it in you, that's all.
/ Dave.... http://crfh.net/d/20070709.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, July 11, 2007 | [[Flashback]]
/ Marsha: Well, that does it. She's going to be one sorry woman. I can guarantee you she'll leave Mike alone from now on.
/ Blue: WAIT. You're not going to do anything crazy, are you? Remember what's happened before! If you do something Mike's going to hate me forever for telling you all... http://crfh.net/d/20070711.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, July 13, 2007 | Blue: Ma, do you know where she is?
/ Hazel: Where is who?
/ Blue: April, Ma. Don't play innocent.
/ Hazel: I'm not playing innocent. Why are you asking, anyway?
/ Blue: You KNOW why. I want to know where she is. Did you get her yet? Is she here?
/ Hazel: No, she's not. / Blue: I don't BELIEVE this! Why... http://crfh.net/d/20070713.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, July 16, 2007 | [[Margaret hands Dave a pink cell phone]]
/ Margaret: So Dave, you wait here by the convertible. Have this. If we run into any sort of trouble we call you. You'll have to get past the dog, but that should be no problem for your lasers. Okay? Enjoy that fat book of yours meanwhile.
/ Dave: Is that your... http://crfh.net/d/20070716.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, July 18, 2007 | [[In the convertible, Dave studies a complex curved mathematical graph]] / [[In Dave's mind, the graph transforms itself into Blue]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Ugh... no, this isn't gonna work...
/ [[The cell phone rings]] / Dave: Margaret? What's going on? Do I go straight- / Dave: [[thinking]] She hung... http://crfh.net/d/20070718.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, July 20, 2007 | Dave: [[thinking]] Why would Blue be calling Marsha?
/ Dave: [[thinking]] She hung up on me. Didn't even say "Hi!" or whatever. She just doesn't want to talk to me.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Well, of COURSE she hates me! I killed her dad, and her brother died and I did nothing! I am such a stupid IDIOT! / Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20070720.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, July 23, 2007 | [[Dave is trying to phone Blue outside the fence bordering Joe's mansion]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20070723.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, July 25, 2007 | [[A wolflike creature rubs its bleeding nose]]
/ Dave (off panel): What the hairy HELL is ...?
/ Margaret (off panel): DAVE! Dave, don't you just STAND there! ZAP HIM!
/ Joe: *sniff* DAVE ??? !!! / [[Joe, inside the fence, slashes at Dave, outside the fence, ripping his shirt. Dave's eyes glow.]]
/ Joe:... http://crfh.net/d/20070725.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, July 27, 2007 | Margaret: Don't take your eyes off him, Dave. If he starts stirring, ZAPATO.
/ Dave: I can't believe Joe is a were. And I can't believe you kicked his ass.
/ Margaret: Pfa! I got lucky. Meaning, I was lucky he was beating the crap outta Roger, so he was molto distracted.
/ Roger: Oh! Well. GLAD to have... http://crfh.net/d/20070727.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, July 30, 2007 | Margaret: He's waking up. Okay, Dave, stay behind me. If he goes crazy, we'll fight him. Try to stay back and bring him down if you can.
/ Dave: GO crazy? He's ALWAYS crazy! Why don't we chain him down or something? Mike had chains.
/ Margaret: That's dumb, Dave. He'd just go human to get loose, then back... http://crfh.net/d/20070730.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 2, 2007 | [[Joe, in werewolf form, holds a kitten]]
/ Joe: Rrrr. Mmmh! Well, what's this? What was your name? "Snacky"?
/ Dave (off panel): Don't YOU...
/ Margaret (off panel): Dave. Already on THIN ice with me. All right?
/ Dave (off panel): Humph!
/ Margaret (off panel): Let the kitten go, Joe.
/ Joe:... http://crfh.net/d/20070802.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 3, 2007 | Dave: I did NOT blind you, Joe. And you KNOW it!
/ Joe: [[in werecoyote form and holding Spooky]] You deny it? It's not the first time you have done this sort of thing. I have been asking questions to the right people.
/ Dave: ...Wwell, I didn't say I wouldn't have, but I was blindfolded. And handcuffed.... http://crfh.net/d/20070803.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 6, 2007 | Margaret: Are you SURE you want to drive Joe home? I can do it. We can go with you, too.
/ Roger: Nah, it's okay. I want to have a word or two with him, and it's kind of personal.
/ Margaret: Okay. But be alert. I don't think you'll run into any problem, but he MIGHT be possessed at any time, you know.
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20070806.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 8, 2007 | Dave: Margaret, I should tell you I'm allergic to PAIN.
/ Margaret: Will you grow up? I'm not going to do anything to you.
/ Margaret: I just need you to take a look at this.
/ Dave: Look? Okay. As long as it's not Dover porn... / Dave: Jesus God! What the HELL??? Is that...?
/ Margaret: Yes,... http://crfh.net/d/20070808.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 10, 2007 | Dave: I wanted to tell you, Margaret, but you knew Mike ... I told him it was a huge mistake to keep it secret, but ...
/ Margaret: Yeah, I know. Stupid Mike. Anyway, are you SURE he didn't give Satan his 10 minutes?
/ Dave: Not that I know of. But you know, he could have been possessed and never... http://crfh.net/d/20070810.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 20, 2007 | Joe: It was really nice of you guys to let me borrow some clothes and drive me home. After kicking me in the face and kidnapping me.
/ Roger: Hey, you attacked us first.
/ Joe: Well, she shows up at my doorstep with a guy that smells like a werecoyote, and I'm supposed to think you're friendly?
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20070820.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 22, 2007 | [[Dave is lying on his bed, looking at a picture of Blue. Britanny the kitten is on top of Dave's head]]
/ Britanny: purrrrrrrrrrr
/ Dave: Sympathy is well appreciated, but I don't think it's deserved this time. I really DID screw up.
/ Dave: And for what? I'm not even closer to getting back with Blue.... http://crfh.net/d/20070822.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 24, 2007 | Dave: Have you been riding the floating chicken again, Roger? What the Hell???
/ Roger: That's still a prototype! But yeah, for serious! Notice anything different about me?
/ Dave: Nope, still your nerdy self, as always!
/ Roger: Your observational skills rival those of TAFFY! Do I look like someone who's... http://crfh.net/d/20070824.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 27, 2007 | Dave: What gives? Don't tell me you believe that crap!
/ Roger: Why, do you admit you blinded that guy at Dundun Island, or not?
/ Dave: Well, YOU ate people, Hannibal! What's that got to do with anything?
/ Roger: That "BLINDED by GOD" is a bit implausible? Plus, no witnesses...
/ Dave: Oh, yeah? Well,... http://crfh.net/d/20070827.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 29, 2007 | Dave: That's a lie. I have LOTS of initiative.
/ Roger: Initiative, my ass! Half the things you used to do, Mike had to stand behind you with a cattle prod! The other half is plain inertia!
/ Dave: But what about that thing... with the... um. I have... no time to do a lot of stuff?
/ Roger: Baloney. Here,... http://crfh.net/d/20070829.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 31, 2007 | [[Margaret is undressing herself.]]
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] *SIGH* What a S-Murphy day.
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] And the guys... sheesh, I guess I could have handled that better. Still, they COULD try to cooperate a little bit.
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] I don't think I gave Mike enough credit for running... http://crfh.net/d/20070831.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, September 5, 2007 | Dave: Listen, dude, could you give it a rest? Can't you just let me suffer in peace?
/ Roger: I won't give it a rest, because it's a fish that needs POKING! Are you gonna vacuum, or NOT???
/ Dave: Sheesh, man! What are you, a 50's HOUSEWIFE?
/ Roger: ARGH! Dave, we've discussed this! If we're going to get... http://crfh.net/d/20070905.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 7, 2007 | [[Dave is still in a blue funk.]]
/ Roger: Dave!! You're orbiting the planets again??? Screw this. I'm moving in with Diana. YOU pay the whole rent.
/ Dave: WHAT??? NO! Wait, I'll vacuum? I'll vacuum!
/ Roger: [[holding up the hand with the eye in it]] Talk to the eye, sister.
/ Dave: But, but I'm, I'm paying... http://crfh.net/d/20070907.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 10, 2007 | [[Dave is cleaning under the bed]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Spiroratstar Roger. He thinks that just because he can move elsewhere... it's totally unfair, this is horrible, he's horrible, I'm gonna...
/ [[Dave uses tongs to pull out a moldy sock]]
/ Dave: EEEW! / Dave: [[thinking]] Why do I have to clean up... http://crfh.net/d/20070910.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, September 12, 2007 | [[Roger is in the kitchen reading the classifieds section of the newspaper.]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Uh, Roger?
/ Roger: Yes, my little cup cake?
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] That's disturbing.
/ Roger: You prefer to be called "my pot brownie"?
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] NO. Listen, Rog, I have a question about something... http://crfh.net/d/20070912.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 14, 2007 | Roger: Is... it all? Is it complete?
/ Dave: Well, I'm no anthropologist, but I think so.
/ Roger: And it was all under Mike's bed.
/ Dave: YOUR bed. Yeah.
/ Roger: Okay. Okay, you found anything else I should know? / Dave: Actually... I didn't get it out, but apparently there's also a human liver. In a... http://crfh.net/d/20070914.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 17, 2007 | [[Roger grabs the phone out of Dave's hand.]]
/ Roger: WAIT! Are you ordering a pizza? It BETTER not include any COPS in it!
/ Dave: No... but if you're paying, sure. AFTER I call the cops and...
/ Roger: We don't want 'em cops with their cop faces and cop questions!
/ Dave: What's to fear? We had nothing... http://crfh.net/d/20070917.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | So, did you get rid of it, or what?
/ Not really. I have to think of a good place to hide it. In the mean time, I put it in the kitchen cupboards.
/ I'll keep it in mind next time I want to make some bouillabase.
/ Uh. HUH. Well, since you're here with your stink beasts, I suppose you finished cleaning?
/ Roger,... http://crfh.net/d/20070919.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 21, 2007 | [[Dave, Margaret and Roger are training]]
/ Dave: Huhhhh... stop? Plz
/ Margaret: But we've got two more series, and then...
/ Dave: Can't. Dying.
/ Margaret: Oh, come ON.
/ Dave: Ok nottt dying... dolka pots... swwwirllllun
/ Margaret: Sheesh. Okay, let's take a break.
/ Roger: Actually, can we just call it... http://crfh.net/d/20070921.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 24, 2007 | Margaret: Also, next time could you just plan ahead? Thank you!
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Pfft. I bet if I was Dave, you'd even DRIVE me there.
/ [[Roger walks away from Margaret and Dave.]]
/ Margaret: Huh? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?
/ Margaret: Hey! HEY! Get back here and explain, dammit! / Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20070924.html |
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