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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 20, 2007 | ????!!! / April!
/ No. http://crfh.net/d/20070420.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 23, 2007 | [[Mike blocks April's approach to Marsha. He holds out his hand, palm outward, in the universal "stop" sign]]
/ Mike: Just... calm down, okay??? This disaster is our fault, and what / [[Mike's eyes suddenly widen. A trace of blood appears at the corner of his mouth]]
/ Mike: we have? / [[Mike's eyes... http://crfh.net/d/20070423.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 25, 2007 | Marsha: Help! Somebody please help!
/ Mike: Huh. Ouch?
/ April: Don't … don't move, Mike. You're, you're gonna be okay!
/ Mike: NnnUhUh, I don't. Think so. Nope
/ April: I… it was an accident. I never wanted to, I mean, I just was um…!
/ Mike: Shhhut up. Just … run…
/ April: Run?
/ Mike: My Mom, she. Ugh. Go... http://crfh.net/d/20070425.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 27, 2007 | Priest: Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear or dread no evil: for Thou art with me… http://crfh.net/d/20070427.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 30, 2007 | [[Margaret and Roger walk through a cemetery]]
/ Margaret: Well, THAT sucked.
/ Roger: Well, yeah. I don't know why they call them FUNerals, they are really not fun at ALL.
/ Margaret: I'm sure your amusement should always be a priority.
/ Roger: I'm just sayin'. They should have mini-golf courses. All... http://crfh.net/d/20070430.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 2, 2007 | Margaret: Let's see if the others want to share a cab.
/ Roger: Good. No offense, but I don't really want to be around you too much, Margaret. Even if you managed to make Diana forgive me.
/ Margaret: That was Mike, not me. It was his idea, remember?
/ Roger: Yeah, I know... still, Diana gets a little... http://crfh.net/d/20070502.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 4, 2007 | [[The flashback continues. April is on the phone]]
/ Roger: [[through the phone]] What do you mean, how's Mike?
/ April: Is he gonna leave the hospital soon?
/ Roger: [[through the phone]] ...
/ April: Am I... did he press charges?
/ Roger: [[through the phone]] Uh... no.
/ April: Oh. God. Look, I need... http://crfh.net/d/20070504.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 7, 2007 | [[The funeral. Blue is crying into Dave's shoulder]]
/ Hazel: Blue, dear... I know you probably won't like it, but there's people waiting to give you their condolences.
/ Blue: *sniff* O... okay, Ma. / [[Blue trots off obediently...]]
/ Hazel: I have to say, Mr. Jones... I'm surprised. I might have misjudged... http://crfh.net/d/20070507.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 9, 2007 | Dave: Oh, AWESOME. I just... KNEW you'd say something like that. Well, sorry to shoot down your beautiful theory, but I wasn't even PRESENT when Mike died.
/ Hazel: Yeah, funny that. You were the only person who knew where the chopper was. Had it been called back, maybe Mike would have arrived in... http://crfh.net/d/20070509.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 11, 2007 | Dave: What? Why do you want me to leave? Don't tell me you BELIEVE what your mother just said!
/ Blue: I'm not exactly pissed at you, Dave. I would just REALLY like to know what you were doing while Mike was bleeding to death.
/ Blue: You were supposed to be looking for him to tell him about Dad. Where... http://crfh.net/d/20070511.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 14, 2007 | [[Flashback: Dave sits bolt upright in the tub]]
/ Dave: < http://crfh.net/d/20070514.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 16, 2007 | [[Roger is sitting on the couch, playing with the remote control. Dave stands behind the couch, his face buried in the top cushion]]
/ Roger: Cheer up, Dave. Mike's not really dead.
/ Dave: *groan*
/ Roger: After all, he'll live forever in our hearts. And in our... nightmares, no doubt.
/ Dave: Roger,... http://crfh.net/d/20070516.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 18, 2007 | Roger: Well, if you're really glad Mike's dead, I'm not surprised Blue is pissed at you.
/ Dave: Are you nuts? Do you really think I'd tell her something like this? She hates me for entirely different reasons.
/ Roger: Like what, being a huge hypocrite? Besides, I wouldn't bad-mouth the dead if I were... http://crfh.net/d/20070518.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 21, 2007 | [[Dave is holding his sock drawer in his arms and peering into it]]
/ Dave: Chester!!! What the GENTLY CARESS, seriously???
/ Roger: Dude, kittens! You really should wash your undies if you're spontaneously generating stuff now.
/ Dave: They didn't spawn, dork, they're Chester's! Bad cat! Bad cat! ... http://crfh.net/d/20070521.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 25, 2007 | Margaret: Uh...Marsha? I know you probably don't feel like it, but we're having a NOES meeting at the guys'. In case you want to join us. Or something? I think you should. It would be good for everybody. / Margaret:I mean...I think Mike probably wouldn't have liked it if you just gave up on everything.... http://crfh.net/d/20070525.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 28, 2007 | Margaret: Gentlemen, move your butts, we're having a NOES meeting!
/ Dave: WHAT, right NOW???
/ Margaret: Yeah, why not? It's Saturday night, don't tell me you have plans that are not nerdy!
/ Roger: Excuse me, but this meeting was not scheduled, and I have a girlfriend, and I COULD have plans...
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20070528.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 30, 2007 | Margaret: So yeah, to sum it up...our numbers have been reduced. We also need a new leader for the group. I can take over, but of course, if anyone opposes, I can remind you that our former leader is now as dead as a...really dead person. Any contestants?
/ Dave or Roger (off-screen): Pass.
/ Dave or Roger... http://crfh.net/d/20070530.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 1, 2007 | Dave: What, we're going to Joe's house, for serious? Why?
/ Roger: Wait, isn't Joe the guy with like a zillion guns and a tendency for possession?
/ Margaret: Yep, he's the one. And we're going to ask him a few questions about it.
/ Dave: That's INSANE! The guy's a PSYCHO!
/ Margaret: He's not. Or at lesat... http://crfh.net/d/20070601.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 4, 2007 | Dave or Roger (off-screen): See you tomorrow then.
/ Margaret: Yeah. We're going to get up really early, remember.
/ Dave or Roger (off-screen): Slave driver.
/ Dave or Roger (off-screen): Sexyshoulders.
/ Dave or Roger (off-screen): That too.
/ Margaret: Flattery won't get you mercy.
/ Dave or Roger (off-screen):... http://crfh.net/d/20070604.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 6, 2007 | [[Flashback. Mike puts something in Marsha's hand]]
/ Mike: G...give thissh...to...to Margaret.
/ Marsha: Uh? What...?
/ Mike: Don't, look inside. P-promise.
/ Marsha: *sniff* Okay. / [[Marsha walks off. Margaret looks at what she put on the table. It looks like something wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.]]
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20070606.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 11, 2007 | Holy H4XXOR! She changed the password!
/ Now what? / Mmmh... kitty has claws I see... hahaha! http://crfh.net/d/20070611.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 13, 2007 | Blue: Oh. It's YOU. What...are you doing sitting here in the darkness?
/ Jay (Off-panel): I like to bring everyone down to my level. What are YOU doing on Mom's computer?
/ Blue: Nnnothing?
/ Jay: If I had to guess, I'd think you're looking for info on what your little Petunia is hiding.
/ Blue: Psch...... http://crfh.net/d/20070613.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 15, 2007 | Blue: Ooh my God. Do I look that dumb? Seriously. Do I have a DUMB face?
/ Jay: What? Why?
/ Blue:I don't know, maybe because the same weekend you went blind, he appeared with TWO bullet wounds. And I learned to put two and two together in GRADE school.
/ Jay: But you weren't there, were you? And did he... http://crfh.net/d/20070615.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 18, 2007 | [[Blurry view of Blue leaning over someone. Black and white.]] / Blue: Feel better?
/ Dave: BLARGH. Nnno.
/ Blue: Deep breaths, remember. Do you want me to call a doctor anyway?
/ Dave: Nuhuh, I... I'll be ffine. I need... a minute... / [[Black and white, no longer blurry. Dave is on his back, staring... http://crfh.net/d/20070618.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 20, 2007 | Ugh. Yeah? Look ...
/ I'm not saying anything. Are you guys together, now? Just so I know.
/ No. God, No. We're just ... friends. It was ... uh, complicated? Can... can we talk about this ... later?
/ Hey you don't have to give me any explanations. We're just friends too. / RRRRISE AND SHINER, DORKS! http://crfh.net/d/20070620.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 22, 2007 | Dave: *groan* The sun isn't even up yet! UNFAIR!!
/ Roger: Why do *I* need to train, anyway? I can turn into a huge mass of sexy beast muscle in a split second.
/ Margaret: I've TOLD you, you guys rely too much on your superpowers. I told this to Mike over and over, but he was a lazy slug too.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20070622.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 25, 2007 | Roger: Wait... time *GASP* out!
/ Margaret: Haha! Wow, you guys are in a really bad shape.
/ Dave: *pant, pant* screaming... igg, lots of WORK...
/ Margaret: Wanna be in charge of the nunchucks? You gotta run twice as much.
/ Roger: Ennnuff. No...hff, running. Just... NO.
/ Margaret: Hooo-KAY. ... http://crfh.net/d/20070625.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 27, 2007 | Dave: I'm sorry I was late for class today, Mr. Dover. Here's my homework.
/ Mr. Dover: It's okay. Did Mike tell you we talked about your test?
/ Dave: Ah, yeah. Thanks, by the way...
/ Mr. Dover: Don't mention it. You guys do enough as it is.
/ Dave: I... guess we try? / Mr. Dover: One last thing... if... http://crfh.net/d/20070627.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, July 4, 2007 | [[Roger and Dave stand together in a hallway]]
/ Roger: Finally, a chance to talk! Listen, man, Margaret is gonna kill us if we don't do SOMETHING. We have to mutiny, pronto!
/ Dave: Yeah, I agree. But Roger, last time we had a conversation like this one, we ended up shanghaied because YOU couldn't keep... http://crfh.net/d/20070704.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, July 6, 2007 | Margaret: So this is a rough map of the house, based on the times I've been inside, plus what Dave could see on his way out. Mike managed to get in there too, but, alas...
/ Dave: There's a dog in the back yard. Keep THAT in mind.
/ Margaret: Well, we're going through the front door. Roger, if you see... http://crfh.net/d/20070706.html |
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