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College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 20, 2007 ????!!! / April! / No.
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 23, 2007 [[Mike blocks April's approach to Marsha. He holds out his hand, palm outward, in the universal "stop" sign]] / Mike: Just... calm down, okay??? This disaster is our fault, and what / [[Mike's eyes suddenly widen. A trace of blood appears at the corner of his mouth]] / Mike: we have? / [[Mike's eyes...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 25, 2007 Marsha: Help! Somebody please help! / Mike: Huh. Ouch? / April: Don't … don't move, Mike. You're, you're gonna be okay! / Mike: NnnUhUh, I don't. Think so. Nope / April: I… it was an accident. I never wanted to, I mean, I just was um…! / Mike: Shhhut up. Just … run… / April: Run? / Mike: My Mom, she. Ugh. Go...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 27, 2007 Priest: Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear or dread no evil: for Thou art with me…
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 30, 2007 [[Margaret and Roger walk through a cemetery]] / Margaret: Well, THAT sucked. / Roger: Well, yeah. I don't know why they call them FUNerals, they are really not fun at ALL. / Margaret: I'm sure your amusement should always be a priority. / Roger: I'm just sayin'. They should have mini-golf courses. All...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 2, 2007 Margaret: Let's see if the others want to share a cab. / Roger: Good. No offense, but I don't really want to be around you too much, Margaret. Even if you managed to make Diana forgive me. / Margaret: That was Mike, not me. It was his idea, remember? / Roger: Yeah, I know... still, Diana gets a little...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 4, 2007 [[The flashback continues. April is on the phone]] / Roger: [[through the phone]] What do you mean, how's Mike? / April: Is he gonna leave the hospital soon? / Roger: [[through the phone]] ... / April: Am I... did he press charges? / Roger: [[through the phone]] Uh... no. / April: Oh. God. Look, I need...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 7, 2007 [[The funeral. Blue is crying into Dave's shoulder]] / Hazel: Blue, dear... I know you probably won't like it, but there's people waiting to give you their condolences. / Blue: *sniff* O... okay, Ma. / [[Blue trots off obediently...]] / Hazel: I have to say, Mr. Jones... I'm surprised. I might have misjudged...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 9, 2007 Dave: Oh, AWESOME. I just... KNEW you'd say something like that. Well, sorry to shoot down your beautiful theory, but I wasn't even PRESENT when Mike died. / Hazel: Yeah, funny that. You were the only person who knew where the chopper was. Had it been called back, maybe Mike would have arrived in...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 11, 2007 Dave: What? Why do you want me to leave? Don't tell me you BELIEVE what your mother just said! / Blue: I'm not exactly pissed at you, Dave. I would just REALLY like to know what you were doing while Mike was bleeding to death. / Blue: You were supposed to be looking for him to tell him about Dad. Where...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 14, 2007 [[Flashback: Dave sits bolt upright in the tub]] / Dave: <> / Dave: OhcrapcrapCRAP! / Dave: She's gonna KILL ME! / [[Back to the present. Blue confronts Dave in the cemetery, still waiting for his answer]] / Dave: Uh... I gotta run... the others are sharing cabbies... I have no money, and, and we'll...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 16, 2007 [[Roger is sitting on the couch, playing with the remote control. Dave stands behind the couch, his face buried in the top cushion]] / Roger: Cheer up, Dave. Mike's not really dead. / Dave: *groan* / Roger: After all, he'll live forever in our hearts. And in our... nightmares, no doubt. / Dave: Roger,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 18, 2007 Roger: Well, if you're really glad Mike's dead, I'm not surprised Blue is pissed at you. / Dave: Are you nuts? Do you really think I'd tell her something like this? She hates me for entirely different reasons. / Roger: Like what, being a huge hypocrite? Besides, I wouldn't bad-mouth the dead if I were...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 21, 2007 [[Dave is holding his sock drawer in his arms and peering into it]] / Dave: Chester!!! What the GENTLY CARESS, seriously??? / Roger: Dude, kittens! You really should wash your undies if you're spontaneously generating stuff now. / Dave: They didn't spawn, dork, they're Chester's! Bad cat! Bad cat! ...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 25, 2007 Margaret: Uh...Marsha? I know you probably don't feel like it, but we're having a NOES meeting at the guys'. In case you want to join us. Or something? I think you should. It would be good for everybody. / Margaret:I mean...I think Mike probably wouldn't have liked it if you just gave up on everything....
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 28, 2007 Margaret: Gentlemen, move your butts, we're having a NOES meeting! / Dave: WHAT, right NOW??? / Margaret: Yeah, why not? It's Saturday night, don't tell me you have plans that are not nerdy! / Roger: Excuse me, but this meeting was not scheduled, and I have a girlfriend, and I COULD have plans... / Margaret:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 30, 2007 Margaret: So yeah, to sum it up...our numbers have been reduced. We also need a new leader for the group. I can take over, but of course, if anyone opposes, I can remind you that our former leader is now as dead as a...really dead person. Any contestants? / Dave or Roger (off-screen): Pass. / Dave or Roger...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 1, 2007 Dave: What, we're going to Joe's house, for serious? Why? / Roger: Wait, isn't Joe the guy with like a zillion guns and a tendency for possession? / Margaret: Yep, he's the one. And we're going to ask him a few questions about it. / Dave: That's INSANE! The guy's a PSYCHO! / Margaret: He's not. Or at lesat...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 4, 2007 Dave or Roger (off-screen): See you tomorrow then. / Margaret: Yeah. We're going to get up really early, remember. / Dave or Roger (off-screen): Slave driver. / Dave or Roger (off-screen): Sexyshoulders. / Dave or Roger (off-screen): That too. / Margaret: Flattery won't get you mercy. / Dave or Roger (off-screen):...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 6, 2007 [[Flashback. Mike puts something in Marsha's hand]] / Mike: G...give thissh...to...to Margaret. / Marsha: Uh? What...? / Mike: Don't, look inside. P-promise. / Marsha: *sniff* Okay. / [[Marsha walks off. Margaret looks at what she put on the table. It looks like something wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.]] / Margaret:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 11, 2007 Holy H4XXOR! She changed the password! / Now what? / Mmmh... kitty has claws I see... hahaha!
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 13, 2007 Blue: Oh. It's YOU. What...are you doing sitting here in the darkness? / Jay (Off-panel): I like to bring everyone down to my level. What are YOU doing on Mom's computer? / Blue: Nnnothing? / Jay: If I had to guess, I'd think you're looking for info on what your little Petunia is hiding. / Blue: Psch......
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 15, 2007 Blue: Ooh my God. Do I look that dumb? Seriously. Do I have a DUMB face? / Jay: What? Why? / Blue:I don't know, maybe because the same weekend you went blind, he appeared with TWO bullet wounds. And I learned to put two and two together in GRADE school. / Jay: But you weren't there, were you? And did he...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 18, 2007 [[Blurry view of Blue leaning over someone. Black and white.]] / Blue: Feel better? / Dave: BLARGH. Nnno. / Blue: Deep breaths, remember. Do you want me to call a doctor anyway? / Dave: Nuhuh, I... I'll be ffine. I need... a minute... / [[Black and white, no longer blurry. Dave is on his back, staring...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 20, 2007 Ugh. Yeah? Look ... / I'm not saying anything. Are you guys together, now? Just so I know. / No. God, No. We're just ... friends. It was ... uh, complicated? Can... can we talk about this ... later? / Hey you don't have to give me any explanations. We're just friends too. / RRRRISE AND SHINER, DORKS!
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 22, 2007 Dave: *groan* The sun isn't even up yet! UNFAIR!! / Roger: Why do *I* need to train, anyway? I can turn into a huge mass of sexy beast muscle in a split second. / Margaret: I've TOLD you, you guys rely too much on your superpowers. I told this to Mike over and over, but he was a lazy slug too. / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 25, 2007 Roger: Wait... time *GASP* out! / Margaret: Haha! Wow, you guys are in a really bad shape. / Dave: *pant, pant* screaming... igg, lots of WORK... / Margaret: Wanna be in charge of the nunchucks? You gotta run twice as much. / Roger: Ennnuff. No...hff, running. Just... NO. / Margaret: Hooo-KAY. ...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 27, 2007 Dave: I'm sorry I was late for class today, Mr. Dover. Here's my homework. / Mr. Dover: It's okay. Did Mike tell you we talked about your test? / Dave: Ah, yeah. Thanks, by the way... / Mr. Dover: Don't mention it. You guys do enough as it is. / Dave: I... guess we try? / Mr. Dover: One last thing... if...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, July 4, 2007 [[Roger and Dave stand together in a hallway]] / Roger: Finally, a chance to talk! Listen, man, Margaret is gonna kill us if we don't do SOMETHING. We have to mutiny, pronto! / Dave: Yeah, I agree. But Roger, last time we had a conversation like this one, we ended up shanghaied because YOU couldn't keep...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, July 6, 2007 Margaret: So this is a rough map of the house, based on the times I've been inside, plus what Dave could see on his way out. Mike managed to get in there too, but, alas... / Dave: There's a dog in the back yard. Keep THAT in mind. / Margaret: Well, we're going through the front door. Roger, if you see...
 

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