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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[In line at the airport]]
/ Diana: Well, I don't see what's wrong with it! He needed to relax, and I know this indian technique, you know???
/ Margaret: Right.
/ Roger: And it did work! At least for a while. I wonder how that nun got that giant metal ruler past security?
/ Mr. Hand: *sob*
/ Diana: I don't... http://crfh.net/d/20060222.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[In the airport]]
/ Mike: What? Man, this is getting ridiculous... How was I supposed to know the mice thing would happen? And why is it my fault that YOU were stupid enough to laser your pants into lingerie?
/ Dave: It's your fault, because nothing like this would have happened to me if I was home... http://crfh.net/d/20060223.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[At the airport]]
/ Dad: So yeah. I guess you're David? Mike's ... nnn ... boyfriend.
/ Dave: My name IS David, but I'm not his boyfriend, lover, significant other, better half, friend-with-benefits, love lizard, pooh bear or sweet baboon. In fact, I'm not even his friend, and furthermore, I'm straight... http://crfh.net/d/20060227.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[At the airport]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Going as far away from the girls as possible.
/ Mike: Big surprise there, pooh bear.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Go hump a cactus, Mike.
/ Mike: Only if it [[heart]] has your [[heart]] name on it!
/ Harry: Wait, you brought girls? Are they your age? Are they into filthy... http://crfh.net/d/20060228.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[At the airport]]
/ Margaret: That's the way, girl. Breathe in, breathe out. See? Everything's cool now. Nothing to fear.
/ Marsha: <<*pant pant snifff*>>
/ Diana: Right. Now we'll just pick our things, change our clothes, and get out of here. Won't that be nice? Yes. / April: I don't know YOU,... http://crfh.net/d/20060301.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | [[Waiting by the luggage carousel. Dave is covering himself with his carry-on, Paul is holding a camera]]
/ Dave: What are you doing, Paul?
/ Paul: Waiting for my luggage, of course.
/ Dave: With a camera in your hand?
/ Paul: Is there any law against it?
/ Dave: The law that says that if you take a pic of... http://crfh.net/d/20060302.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is holding Chester to his chest with one hand, and his bag over his crotch with his other hand.]]
/ Dave: April, they're looking for a terrorist cat! Please hide Chester inside your shirt?
/ April: Why don't YOU hide him?
/ Dave: It'd look weird!
/ April: You're in an airport in your underpants.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20060303.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Panel1: All speakers are unseen]]
/ Unknown Speaker 1 {{Most Likely Masha, Dianne, or Paul}}: Wow, NICE place!
/ Unknown Speaker 2 {{Most Likely Dave}}: What, is THIS where we're staying? How are we supposed to pay for all this, huh?
/ Unknown Speaker 3 {{Most Likely Mike}}: I told you. You don't have... http://crfh.net/d/20060320.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[In Mike's beach place]]
/ April: Whoa. Duuuuude! You're LOADED! I feel sexier already!
/ Mike: Ugh, stop it.
/ Mr Green: Heh. You should see his room at his Mom's house. It's like a freaking indoor golf course.
/ Marsha: Honey, why did you never told me you were this rich?
/ Mike: No, seriously. Stop it.... http://crfh.net/d/20060321.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Marsha: Well, let's get our clothes clean so we can hit the beach without worries!
/ Margaret: It's already dark. I'll settle for the pool...
/ Marsha: Naw, Mike tells me the sea is warm all night!
/ Margaret: Still, I have never seen a man-o-war with a flashlight... Uh, what happened to your hair? / Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20060322.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | April: Huh. I see you're ready to rock and roll again. With the... shirt. And all that.
/ Marsha: Well, as I always say. If I have to look like a hobo, at least I'll be one sexy hobo!
/ Margaret: Again with the hobos??? Man, you're obssessed! What are you, a hobosexual?
/ Marsha: No, because I'm not attracted... http://crfh.net/d/20060323.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Imaginary Floating Wiser April: Hey hey hey HEY! I don't like that look on your face, April! What's going on?
/ April: Nothing! It's just like Samuel L. Jackson said in that movie! "Seize the day, mother******s!"
/ Imaginary Floating Wiser April: He wasn't in that movie, and wait, what? What do you mean?
/ April:... http://crfh.net/d/20060324.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: Well, I don't see what's so bad about being filthy rich. You could get lots of sexy things! Like a tank! Or one of them tripods!
/ Mike: I don't expect any of you to understand, really.
/ Margaret: Psch! So that's why you were hiding it from us? What did you think, that we'd start feeling less... http://crfh.net/d/20060327.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike and Roger talking alone in a laundry as Mike toys with his newly repaired robotic hand.]]
/ Mike: Good job, Tech-face. I might hire you to design my website when I become ruler of the Universe.
/ Roger: I don't understand your delusional language. Speak in cash, please.
/ Mike: What cash? We had... http://crfh.net/d/20060328.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | [[Roger and Mike are still brainwarped from April's new-found hotness.]]
/ Mike: Not a lot. There has been... washing. And drying. You know? What...what about you?
/ April: Heh! Well, um, my laundry bag just fell apart and there are clothes all over the hall. I could use a hand.
/ Mike: Sure, why... http://crfh.net/d/20060329.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: [[leaving]] I like this shirt way too much to get it stained with blood. See you at the ER.
/ Mike: [[blushing and rapidly withdrawing his robotic hand]] Ack! I'msorryI'msorry! I didn't mean to do it!
/ April: MIKE, what the Hell??? Seriously???
/ Marsha: Uh, what happened?
/ Mike: I stepped... http://crfh.net/d/20060330.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Imaginary Floating Wiser April: This is SO NOT FUNNY, April! I hope you're happy!
/ April: [[still giggling]] Happy? Me? No, I'm totally offended that I'm so frigging hot Mike went for the goodies practically in front of Marsha!
/ Imaginary Floating Wiser April: Stop it! See what you did?
/ April: Aw,... http://crfh.net/d/20060331.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[April is talking to herself.]]
/ Wiser, floating April: This is so not funny, April! I hope you're happy!
/ April: Happy? Me? No, I'm totally offended that I'm so frigging hot Mike went for the goodies practically in front of Marsha!
/ Wiser, floating April: Stop it! See what you did?
/ April: Aw lighten... http://crfh.net/d/20060401.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike catches up with Roger in front of a fishtank]]
/ Mike: Yeah, right! I mean, if I *was* so suicidal as to try to cop a feel, do you think I'd reach with my robot hand???
/ Roger: Well, I dunno. Maybe the robot hand picked a subtle muscle spasm that was reaching deep in your subconcious desire for... http://crfh.net/d/20060403.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave with no pupils and Chester on his head holding laundry bag. Mike trying to talk to him.]]
/ Mike: All right, Dave, just hand over the cat and maybe you won't have to go home swimming...
/ Mike: Uh, what the Hell happened to your eyes?
/ Chester: < http://crfh.net/d/20060405.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Harry in the hotel hallway holding a beer can, which he is squeezing to the point where it crushes and spills over his hand.]]
/ Harry: Hey, I heard a girl screaming... is every... thing... okay...?
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20060406.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike and his dad in the hall. Mike is trying to hide his tentacle behind his back]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20060407.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[In the laundromat]]
/ Paul: Is THAT my shirt?
/ April: Uh... no.
/ Paul: It is! What have you done to it?
/ April: I have decided to become a superhero girl, and it was inevitable?
/ Paul: I'm serious. Gimme my shirt.
/ April: Look, I'll buy you a new one. Tomorrow. Okay?
/ Paul: Why would I want a new... http://crfh.net/d/20060410.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: I don't get it. If you really want Mike killed, why don't you just get him offed with your laser vision?
/ Dave: Because Blue's gonna be pissed at me if she finds out I killed her brother?
/ Margaret: Isn't she gonna be pissed as well if she finds out that you sexed me up to get it done?
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20060411.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | [[At the buffet]]
/ Marsha: Is there something you're not telling me? You look worried.
/ Mike: Oh, it's nothing.
/ Marsha: Is this about your Dad? Honey, I know you're mad at him, but don't you think you have done enough?
/ Mike: I have done nothing. I just grabbed... the chance when things happened,... http://crfh.net/d/20060412.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: Here's your stupid robot hand. Now can I eat, please?
/ Mike: Wow, that was fast! Are you sure it's done?
/ Roger: You bet I'm fast when I'm starving. Have it and choke on it.
/ Mike: Okay, let's take her for a ride. / [[Mike's robotic hand pushes his face into his food]]
/ Mike: Nnnneeds wurk.
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20060417.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[At the buffet]]
/ Dave: Uh oh. My stomach feels funny.
/ Diana: Not surprised. Isn't like your fifth round of food?
/ Dave: Um, yeah.
/ Margaret: Maybe he's just not used to real food. We college students eat a lot of crap.
/ Dave: Wait a minute...
/ Diana: Speak for yourself. I cook lots of things,... http://crfh.net/d/20060418.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | [[Margaret and April are in their room, preparing for bed. April is carrying toothbrush and toothpaste]]
/ Margaret: Heh, I saw you killing guys at the buffet. Way to go!
/ April: Unfortunately, most of them were drunk or brain-dead. I had to break a few spines.
/ Margaret: Yeah, that's what I meant!... http://crfh.net/d/20060419.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | April: Oh. Your hair is... back to normal.
/ Marsha: Yeah, I was starting to fear I had sea hair! Uh, is something wrong?
/ April: No, no. It's just that... don't freak out, okay?
/ Marsha: What?
/ April: I didn't use that bath robe because I think I saw it move.
/ Marsha: Gih?
/ April: Are you SURE you... http://crfh.net/d/20060420.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | [[April is in the bathroom, preparing to brush her teeth]]
/ Imaginary Floating Wiser April: All right. Exactly what the Hell was that all about???
/ April: As a part of my plan to stop being a lonely loser, I have decided to start being a little more competitive.
/ Imaginary Floating Wiser April: By what,... http://crfh.net/d/20060424.html |
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