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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[In line at the airport]] / Diana: Well, I don't see what's wrong with it! He needed to relax, and I know this indian technique, you know??? / Margaret: Right. / Roger: And it did work! At least for a while. I wonder how that nun got that giant metal ruler past security? / Mr. Hand: *sob* / Diana: I don't...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[In the airport]] / Mike: What? Man, this is getting ridiculous... How was I supposed to know the mice thing would happen? And why is it my fault that YOU were stupid enough to laser your pants into lingerie? / Dave: It's your fault, because nothing like this would have happened to me if I was home...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[At the airport]] / Dad: So yeah. I guess you're David? Mike's ... nnn ... boyfriend. / Dave: My name IS David, but I'm not his boyfriend, lover, significant other, better half, friend-with-benefits, love lizard, pooh bear or sweet baboon. In fact, I'm not even his friend, and furthermore, I'm straight...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[At the airport]] / Dave: [[off-panel]] Going as far away from the girls as possible. / Mike: Big surprise there, pooh bear. / Dave: [[off-panel]] Go hump a cactus, Mike. / Mike: Only if it [[heart]] has your [[heart]] name on it! / Harry: Wait, you brought girls? Are they your age? Are they into filthy...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[At the airport]] / Margaret: That's the way, girl. Breathe in, breathe out. See? Everything's cool now. Nothing to fear. / Marsha: <<*pant pant snifff*>> / Diana: Right. Now we'll just pick our things, change our clothes, and get out of here. Won't that be nice? Yes. / April: I don't know YOU,...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip [[Waiting by the luggage carousel. Dave is covering himself with his carry-on, Paul is holding a camera]] / Dave: What are you doing, Paul? / Paul: Waiting for my luggage, of course. / Dave: With a camera in your hand? / Paul: Is there any law against it? / Dave: The law that says that if you take a pic of...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave is holding Chester to his chest with one hand, and his bag over his crotch with his other hand.]] / Dave: April, they're looking for a terrorist cat! Please hide Chester inside your shirt? / April: Why don't YOU hide him? / Dave: It'd look weird! / April: You're in an airport in your underpants. / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Panel1: All speakers are unseen]] / Unknown Speaker 1 {{Most Likely Masha, Dianne, or Paul}}: Wow, NICE place! / Unknown Speaker 2 {{Most Likely Dave}}: What, is THIS where we're staying? How are we supposed to pay for all this, huh? / Unknown Speaker 3 {{Most Likely Mike}}: I told you. You don't have...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[In Mike's beach place]] / April: Whoa. Duuuuude! You're LOADED! I feel sexier already! / Mike: Ugh, stop it. / Mr Green: Heh. You should see his room at his Mom's house. It's like a freaking indoor golf course. / Marsha: Honey, why did you never told me you were this rich? / Mike: No, seriously. Stop it....
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Marsha: Well, let's get our clothes clean so we can hit the beach without worries! / Margaret: It's already dark. I'll settle for the pool... / Marsha: Naw, Mike tells me the sea is warm all night! / Margaret: Still, I have never seen a man-o-war with a flashlight... Uh, what happened to your hair? / Marsha:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives April: Huh. I see you're ready to rock and roll again. With the... shirt. And all that. / Marsha: Well, as I always say. If I have to look like a hobo, at least I'll be one sexy hobo! / Margaret: Again with the hobos??? Man, you're obssessed! What are you, a hobosexual? / Marsha: No, because I'm not attracted...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Imaginary Floating Wiser April: Hey hey hey HEY! I don't like that look on your face, April! What's going on? / April: Nothing! It's just like Samuel L. Jackson said in that movie! "Seize the day, mother******s!" / Imaginary Floating Wiser April: He wasn't in that movie, and wait, what? What do you mean? / April:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Margaret: Well, I don't see what's so bad about being filthy rich. You could get lots of sexy things! Like a tank! Or one of them tripods! / Mike: I don't expect any of you to understand, really. / Margaret: Psch! So that's why you were hiding it from us? What did you think, that we'd start feeling less...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike and Roger talking alone in a laundry as Mike toys with his newly repaired robotic hand.]] / Mike: Good job, Tech-face. I might hire you to design my website when I become ruler of the Universe. / Roger: I don't understand your delusional language. Speak in cash, please. / Mike: What cash? We had...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip [[Roger and Mike are still brainwarped from April's new-found hotness.]] / Mike: Not a lot. There has been... washing. And drying. You know? What...what about you? / April: Heh! Well, um, my laundry bag just fell apart and there are clothes all over the hall. I could use a hand. / Mike: Sure, why...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Roger: [[leaving]] I like this shirt way too much to get it stained with blood. See you at the ER. / Mike: [[blushing and rapidly withdrawing his robotic hand]] Ack! I'msorryI'msorry! I didn't mean to do it! / April: MIKE, what the Hell??? Seriously??? / Marsha: Uh, what happened? / Mike: I stepped...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Imaginary Floating Wiser April: This is SO NOT FUNNY, April! I hope you're happy! / April: [[still giggling]] Happy? Me? No, I'm totally offended that I'm so frigging hot Mike went for the goodies practically in front of Marsha! / Imaginary Floating Wiser April: Stop it! See what you did? / April: Aw,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[April is talking to herself.]] / Wiser, floating April: This is so not funny, April! I hope you're happy! / April: Happy? Me? No, I'm totally offended that I'm so frigging hot Mike went for the goodies practically in front of Marsha! / Wiser, floating April: Stop it! See what you did? / April: Aw lighten...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike catches up with Roger in front of a fishtank]] / Mike: Yeah, right! I mean, if I *was* so suicidal as to try to cop a feel, do you think I'd reach with my robot hand??? / Roger: Well, I dunno. Maybe the robot hand picked a subtle muscle spasm that was reaching deep in your subconcious desire for...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave with no pupils and Chester on his head holding laundry bag. Mike trying to talk to him.]] / Mike: All right, Dave, just hand over the cat and maybe you won't have to go home swimming... / Mike: Uh, what the Hell happened to your eyes? / Chester: <> / Mike: Wait a minute! This is not...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Harry in the hotel hallway holding a beer can, which he is squeezing to the point where it crushes and spills over his hand.]] / Harry: Hey, I heard a girl screaming... is every... thing... okay...? / <> / [[Mike holds a whimpering Dave. Nearby, Paul zips up his pants]] / Mike: Eewhoops! Hi...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike and his dad in the hall. Mike is trying to hide his tentacle behind his back]] / <> / Mike: No, wait, Dave! Don't leave me here, I'll feel so lonely! / Harry: Uh, Mike, I know I said I was okay with this sort of things, but... / Mike: What, am I offending your virgin brains? / Harry:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[In the laundromat]] / Paul: Is THAT my shirt? / April: Uh... no. / Paul: It is! What have you done to it? / April: I have decided to become a superhero girl, and it was inevitable? / Paul: I'm serious. Gimme my shirt. / April: Look, I'll buy you a new one. Tomorrow. Okay? / Paul: Why would I want a new...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Margaret: I don't get it. If you really want Mike killed, why don't you just get him offed with your laser vision? / Dave: Because Blue's gonna be pissed at me if she finds out I killed her brother? / Margaret: Isn't she gonna be pissed as well if she finds out that you sexed me up to get it done? / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip [[At the buffet]] / Marsha: Is there something you're not telling me? You look worried. / Mike: Oh, it's nothing. / Marsha: Is this about your Dad? Honey, I know you're mad at him, but don't you think you have done enough? / Mike: I have done nothing. I just grabbed... the chance when things happened,...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Roger: Here's your stupid robot hand. Now can I eat, please? / Mike: Wow, that was fast! Are you sure it's done? / Roger: You bet I'm fast when I'm starving. Have it and choke on it. / Mike: Okay, let's take her for a ride. / [[Mike's robotic hand pushes his face into his food]] / Mike: Nnnneeds wurk. / Roger:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[At the buffet]] / Dave: Uh oh. My stomach feels funny. / Diana: Not surprised. Isn't like your fifth round of food? / Dave: Um, yeah. / Margaret: Maybe he's just not used to real food. We college students eat a lot of crap. / Dave: Wait a minute... / Diana: Speak for yourself. I cook lots of things,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip [[Margaret and April are in their room, preparing for bed. April is carrying toothbrush and toothpaste]] / Margaret: Heh, I saw you killing guys at the buffet. Way to go! / April: Unfortunately, most of them were drunk or brain-dead. I had to break a few spines. / Margaret: Yeah, that's what I meant!...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip April: Oh. Your hair is... back to normal. / Marsha: Yeah, I was starting to fear I had sea hair! Uh, is something wrong? / April: No, no. It's just that... don't freak out, okay? / Marsha: What? / April: I didn't use that bath robe because I think I saw it move. / Marsha: Gih? / April: Are you SURE you...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip [[April is in the bathroom, preparing to brush her teeth]] / Imaginary Floating Wiser April: All right. Exactly what the Hell was that all about??? / April: As a part of my plan to stop being a lonely loser, I have decided to start being a little more competitive. / Imaginary Floating Wiser April: By what,...
 

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