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| College Roomies from Hell!!! | Mike: All right. This is ridiculous. You don't want to go, man? So don't. But then, we will all have to stay. Because deep down, I'm doing it for NOES, you know?
/ Dave: Wow, Mike, that ALMOST sounded sincere. Just go away.
/ Mike: Hum. Okay, you win. We'll stay in this hellhole for Spring Break.... http://crfh.net/d/20060119.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Outside the apartment building. Dave is clinging desperately to a pole, and Marsha, April and Margaret are trying to pull him off.]]
/ Dave: UNGHH!! HELP! I'm being kidnapped! I don't wanna go and you can't make me!
/ Marsha: We'll see about that! I've had ingrown hairs that were tougher than you,... http://crfh.net/d/20060120.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - January 21, 2006 | [[In the dorm hallway]]
/ Mike: So, Dave, got anything to say? You better do cause I bet on my tentacle that I know whose fault this is. Know why? There is a limited number of cat owners in theis dorm Dave...
/ Dave (thinking to himself): Damn! I won't become his slave again. What to do? Just don't panic,... http://crfh.net/d/20060121.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - January 22, 2006 | [[Luke and Roger are standing in the hallway.]]
/ Luke: Wow. They're fast.
/ Roger: Don't mind them. It's normal.
/ Luke: A guy with a lasersight or somethin is running away from a guy who seems to have a bit close relations to octopuses and you call it normal?
/ Roger: Yup!
/ Luke: I won't ask what you wouyld... http://crfh.net/d/20060122.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[A cab]]
/ Dave: AGH! Wait, turn around! I forgot all about Chester!
/ Mike: He'll be fine, Dave. He used to be a stray cat, right?
/ Dave: ButBUT! My poor cat! He's my pet! He will be hungry! Cold!
/ Mike: And probably shtoinking Vanilla the whole time.
/ Dave: But I really HATE you guys and I REALLY... http://crfh.net/d/20060123.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Baggage Check-In]]
/ April: My God, Roger. That isn't one of those stupid-lookin ParisHiltonish pet carriers, is it???
/ Roger: A genuine Louie Button, dearie! Only the best for my little babies!
/ April: You bought a designer bag. For a PET ROCK.
/ Roger: What? No, this is Pepe inside! Fluffy hates... http://crfh.net/d/20060124.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The airport]]
/ Mike: Wait a minute, there, Margaret. I need to have a little chat with you.
/ Margaret: Whu? Sure, man, what's up?
/ Mike: I'm just making sure we won't have problems at the security check. You're not carrying any of your assorted weapons, right?
/ Margaret: Of course not! What do... http://crfh.net/d/20060125.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Airport security. A sign in the background reads "NO JOKING GODDAMIT"]]
/ Security Man: Take your left hand out of your pocket, sir. I am receiving a report of a blue-armed man. Everybody knows blue-armed men are either terrorists or really high-mainteinance flyers.
/ Mike: Are you SURE you want to... http://crfh.net/d/20060126.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[At the airport, heading toward the gate]]
/ Margaret: I don't get it! Why did you go right through even when you had a nail file in your bag, and *I* had to explain what I meant with my "Have a nice day", HUH?
/ Marsha: [[flowery]] You're just not BUBBLY enooooough!
/ Dave: Thank you so very much, Mike.... http://crfh.net/d/20060127.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - January 28, 2006 | [[Dave, Mike and Luke are outside the dorm, having crashed through the window.]]
/ Mike: Sorry chum but this spot is already taken.
/ Luke: Mom stop speaking Chinese. I can't understand you!
/ Luke: Oh man why am I crying in French? / Mike: MMMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
/ [[Luke snaps out of it.]]
/ Luke: < http://crfh.net/d/20060128.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - January 29, 2006 | [[Mike, Luke and Dave are outside the dorm. Dave is offscreen to the left.]]
/ Dave: Mike I know your feet stink, but this is ridiculous. The stench almost squeezes tears from my eyes! / [[April walks up and sees them.]]
/ Luke: ....
/ Dave: Are you even listening to me? / [[April walks off, disguste... http://crfh.net/d/20060129.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane. Mike rummages through his carry-on luggage and extracts an I-Pod]]
/ Dave: Don't want to be here. All I wanted was to stay home and study. And now I'm in a plane and I don't have a toothbrush and it's all your stupid fault!
/ Mike: No it wasn't. I did nothing. If you want to file... http://crfh.net/d/20060130.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane]]
/ Marsha: Want some chapstick?
/ Margaret: [[eating the peanuts]] Nah. Too busy with the salty goodness.
/ Marsha: Maybe you shouldn't eat so much airline peanuts. Lots of fat! And bikini times await.
/ Margaret: Bah. Fat is my bitch.
/ April: Don't you know? Peanuts are EXCELLENT... http://crfh.net/d/20060131.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane]]
/ Dave: [[peering out the window]] What the Hell??? Are we supposed to be THIS high? And why is that thingie folding like that? Huh??? Mike! Hey Mike, is this normal? I don't think this is normal at all!
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Ugh! Okay Dave, Mike has you on /ignore, so please... http://crfh.net/d/20060201.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane]]
/ Marsha: ALL RIGHT. Since we're spending the holiday together, I might as well come clean. Margaret, I'm sorry I tried to force you and Dave to talk. I screwed up.
/ Margaret: It wasn't your fault, Marsha. It was all doomed from the beginning anyway.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Right,... http://crfh.net/d/20060202.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Alien facehugger leaping at Predator.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20060203.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - February 4, 2006 | [[Luke, Mike and Dave are sitting outside the dorm.]]
/ Luke: Name?
/ Mike: Mike. And there are a lot more pleasant ways for starting new relationships you know...
/ Luke: Hers.
/ Mike: ...April. / Luke (thinking to himself): APRIL
/ Mike: I was gonna smack him good but now I don't think it's necessary anymore.... http://crfh.net/d/20060204.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - February 5, 2006 | [[Dave, Mike and Luke are sitting outside the dorm.]]
/ Dave: (Spy?)
/ Mike: (Correct.)
/ Dave: (But... but... he saw my lasersight! No good! And your tentacle! What are we gonna do?)
/ Mike: I think I got a solution how to prevent him gathering data on us for all eternity. Act friendly.)
/ Luke (thinking... http://crfh.net/d/20060205.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane. Dave looks out the window]]
/ Dave: There's a MAN on the wing!
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] You mean, like, PAINTED on it?
/ Dave: Yeah, it says MAN984! What the Hell does that mean? Is that the killing count for the airline, or what? / Mike: Okay. Dave, why don't you just try to calm... http://crfh.net/d/20060206.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[In the baggage compartment of the plane, Chester has just escaped from a sack]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20060207.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane]]
/ Marsha: So, April, why didn't you tell us Paul and you were dating? Ummm?
/ April: [[off-panel]] I do NOT wish to discuss it.
/ Marsha: Aw, c'mon.
/ April: [[off-panel]] No.
/ Marsha: C'moooooon!
/ April: [[off-panel]] Drop. The. Topic. / [[Marsha turns to the row behind them. Paul's... http://crfh.net/d/20060208.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane]]
/ Marsha: Oh my god April, why in the WORLD...?
/ Margaret: Marsha? I think the license to operate your motormouth just EXPIRED.
/ Marsha: Ugh. Right. I'm sorry. SorrysorrySORRY. Never should have asked... uh, I'll just shut up n-- / [[There is a mouse on the top of April's head]]
/ April:... http://crfh.net/d/20060209.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - February 11, 2006 | [[Dave, Mike and Luke are sitting outside the dorm. A little old lady, passing by, drops some change for them. It lands in Mike's sneaker.]]
/ Little old lady: I always got some spare money for those less fortunate but still smiling. / [[Dave covers his eyes. Mike covers his ears. Luke covers his mouth.]]
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20060211.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 13, 2006 | [[Aboard the plane]]
/ Marsha: [[full panic mode]] MOUSE!!! / Dave: What? MOUSE???
/ Marsha: [[flinging herself at Mike, hugging him around the neck]] MOUUUUUUSE!
/ Mike: AAAGHK! / April: What the HELL? Why does everybody wait until I'm in the middle of my carefully prepared dramatic speech to go BATS[[obscured]]... http://crfh.net/d/20060213.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane. A mouse has just vanished down April's cleavage]]
/ April: [[grabbing at her blouse]] AAGH! OhmyGodohmyGod, get it out! Get it out! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
/ Margaret: Calm down, April! Everybody's screaming, so be quiet and just stand still and I'll help you! / < http://crfh.net/d/20060214.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: AARGGRRRBGGLRRRGH! Ugh! They're in my pants! It feels funny! AUGH!
/ <> {{Random Background Cursing and Exitement}}
/ <<#>>
/ Margaret: Well, why don't you just stab them in the face with your lasers or something?
/ <<@>>
/ Dave: I can't shoot them without hurting myself!
/ <>
/ Margaret: Well,... http://crfh.net/d/20060215.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Utter chaos in the background, as the whole plane panics]]
/ <>
/ <<#@!>>
/ <<%??>>
/ Mike: Honeywait! UGH! Gods! Margrtt, lil help here???
/ Margaret: Marsha, stop screaming! And stop choking Mike!
/ Marsha: Not choking climbing HIGH HIGH HIGH
/ Margaret: What's the point of it all? I mean, mouses... http://crfh.net/d/20060216.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane, a naked Roger is leaving the bathroom, holding a mouse. All we see of Diana is her hair, standing wildly on end]]
/ Diana: EEW! Mouse!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20060217.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the plane. Mike is holding Marsha]]
/ Marsha: Are... are they gone?
/ Mike: I don't know. But I think we landed.
/ Marsha: Landed.
/ Mike: Yes. Don't worry, I'll carry you out of here, and I'll give you my shirt so you have something to put on. And when we get to the... / < http://crfh.net/d/20060220.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Aboard the landed plane. April is still sitting in her seat, topless, trying to cover herself]]
/ Mike: Hey, are you waiting around to be arrested or something? Let's split!
/ April: I'm not going anywhere like this!
/ Mike: Look, all we have to do is go pick up your luggage, then you'll have something... http://crfh.net/d/20060221.html |
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