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| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Everybody is gathered around a table]]
/ Mike: So, here we're going to pool our collective experiences, and try to draw some conclusions we can use.
/ Mike: Lately, it seems that Satan is targeting us one by one.
/ Mike: He's also taking a much more agressive approach.
/ Mike: I think it's time we learn... http://crfh.net/d/20050510.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The whole group is sitting around a table]]
/ Roger: And I think I vaguely remember Mike talking to me and I was mad at him for some reason. And that's it. Blank from there.
/ Mike: Right. Well, at this point his voice changed and he said "Pleased to meet you, I hope you guess my name!"
/ Dave: Hum!... http://crfh.net/d/20050511.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The whole gang is still gathered around a table.]]
/ Mike: [[counting on his fingers]] Right. So we have three kinds of possession here... The animal and inanimate object kind, which we can safely ignore for now. Secondly, what we can call the pre-possession stage, which leads to a full possession.... http://crfh.net/d/20050512.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Roger and Dave are walking]]
/ Dave: Frankly, there were some things I was better off not knowing. Like the fact that Satan wants Margaret dead. Yeah, I'm going to have sweet dreams now.
/ Roger: Dude, you complain about everything. If I knew I was possession-proof, I'd be happy.
/ Dave: Well, I'm... http://crfh.net/d/20050513.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The girls are walking together]]
/ Marsha: What the HELL??? This has been hanging over your head for HOW LONG now, and you never told me?
/ Margaret: I didn't want anyone involved! These people got in just because they never mind their own business!
/ Margaret: Why are people so MIGHTY offended that... http://crfh.net/d/20050517.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Roger and Dave are staring at Mike, who's holding the Satanic staff]]
/ Roger: Um, wwwhat's going on, Mike? Are you posessed or something?
/ Dave: [[eyes starting to glow]] Voice hasn't changed. I think it might be a prepossession...
/ Roger: Messing with our minds, as always?
/ Dave: He wouldn't JOKE... http://crfh.net/d/20050518.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike confronts Roger in front of the bathroom door. Roger has interposed a chair between them]]
/ Roger: Hey, get away. You do not wax your bikini line, so I'm not interested in rasslin'.
/ Mike: But are you interested in dying? Think of it as just a really long vacation!
/ Roger: If the buffet is... http://crfh.net/d/20050523.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike is upright again. The Satanic staff snaps back into Mike's tentacle]]
/ Roger: Now, Mike, this is my warning stare...
/ Mike: Relax, Roger.
/ Roger: Nuh-huh. First it's relax, then the internal bleeding. Don't ask how I know that.
/ Mike: Ew. All right, I guess that wasn't so bad with you. Dave,... http://crfh.net/d/20050524.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The guys are in the kitchen. Mike carries the Satanic staff]]
/ Mike: Well, no, I still don't regret it. I believe Marsha is alive because of it. So screw Armageddon, mankind, and you guys. I'd do it again.
/ Roger: And you don't even play the fiddle that well. I honestly think you screwed us all.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20050525.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The guys are still talking in the kitchen]]
/ Mike: Well, why am I not surprised? After all, Blue's nothing but an easy lay for you.
/ Dave: That is downright INSULTING, and it's also a goddamn lie!
/ Mike: She means nothing to you if you'd leave her suffering in Hell.
/ Dave: I don't make deals with... http://crfh.net/d/20050527.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The guys are in the kitchen]]
/ Mike: Guys, what is done is done. This makes me no different from Roger here, for example.
/ Roger: Except that you're leading NOES.
/ Mike: Well, who IS gonna lead? Dave?
/ Dave: At least *I* am possession-proof!
/ Mike: Look, we need someone whose standard strategy is... http://crfh.net/d/20050530.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Marsha and Margaret are at a coffee shop drinking take-away coffees. Margaret has a HUGE cup]]
/ Margaret: So, did you forgive April? Just like that?
/ Marsha: Yeah, I guess I feel a little sorry for her. I mean, I'm not even sure it's Mike she wants. I think she's just lonely.
/ Margaret: Uh oh.... http://crfh.net/d/20050531.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret and Marsha walk in the park]]
/ Margaret: It's not fair. We fought in the same kitchen. I even got eaten by that tentacle monster. So why do you have wings and I got nothing???
/ Marsha: Look, it has some downsides. They're hard to wash and dry. Bikinis are a no-no. And they are REALLY... http://crfh.net/d/20050601.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Diana is sitting on Roger's lap]]
/ Diana: Honey, you're not trying to make them kill you again, are you???
/ Roger: No... hmmm, he says killing each other is pointless. That we have to learn to neutralize each other without permanent damage.
/ Diana: They better. Because if they hurt you, it will be... http://crfh.net/d/20050603.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Diana is on her way out of the room...]]
/ Roger: I don't think you need to change. You look fine to me.
/ Diana: Nah, I've been wearing this all day. Don't worry, it won't take long. In the meantime, Paul can keep you company.
/ Roger: If you don't mind, I'd rather wait hanging outside the window. / [[Paul... http://crfh.net/d/20050606.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave and April are in class. The blackboard reads "ALL YOUR FNORD ARE BELONG TO US"]]
/ Dave: Say April, if you're not going to study tonight, can I borrow some of your notebooks? I have to catch up on *everything*, oh so desperately.
/ April: Why are you asking me instead of Marsha? And I thought... http://crfh.net/d/20050607.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave and April are talking in the park]]
/ Dave: Before you start talking... if it has something to do with conspiring against Mike, I don't want in. I don't even want to KNOW about it.
/ April: Since WHEN are you such a big Mike fan?
/ Dave: Since he's including me in his plan to make Dover give us... http://crfh.net/d/20050608.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave and April are talking, outdoors]]
/ April: I have tried everything. I have tried to ignore him. He certainly DOES ignore me...
/ Dave: April, he's a jerk. Why are you supprised?
/ April: I'm not. I have tried hating him, too. It was easy. And... it didn't work. So what did you do?
/ Dave: I... http://crfh.net/d/20050609.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Blue is hanging on to Dave's back, her cleavage around his neck. April gets up to leave]]
/ April: Mmh, I guess we'll have to continue this conversation later, Dave. See you.
/ Dave: Yeah, see you, cleavage!
/ April: Watch out for STDs.
/ Blue: [[to April]] And you watch out for your A-S-S, because even... http://crfh.net/d/20050610.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | Dave: Uh, I'm of course glad to see you, but I thought it was dangerous for us to be together... with the trackers...
/ Blue: Didn't Mike help you with it?
/ Dave: Nope.
/ Blue: Ah! Weird. Anyway, your signal disappeared a few days ago. And of course, I got rid of mine... / Dave: Really? Well, that's... http://crfh.net/d/20050613.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 15, 2005 | Dave: Uh... I dunno. I mean, it's surely tempting, but I think we better not.
/ Blue: Heheh. Because it's... nooooot right. Right?
/ Dave: I'm serious.
/ Blue: Wow. You actually are! Are you feeling well?
/ Dave: Yeah. But I think... I think we just need to calm down.
/ Blue: That's fine with me. Mind if... http://crfh.net/d/20050615.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 16, 2005 | Dave: Jesus, if I knew you were going to act like that, I would just have shtoinked you...
/ Blue: Forget the shtoinking. If you don't enjoy my presence anymore...
/ Dave: But I *do* enjoy your presence.
/ Blue: Then what is it? What's the big problem?
/ Dave: *sigh* Okay, look. I'm very tight on money... http://crfh.net/d/20050616.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 18, 2005 | Roger: I have a small suggestion for you. You should smear yourself with honey and look for a bee farm.
/ Dave: What kind of STUPID advice is that???
/ Roger: Maybe then you'd worry about a problem that's already happening, instead of something that is you know, just in your head?
/ Dave: Roger, it's not... http://crfh.net/d/20050618.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 20, 2005 | [[Inside the apartments]]
/ Mike: You don't have to be worried, honey. I'd never let anything happen to you...
/ Marsha: I'm not worried about myself. I'm worried about YOU. You're putting yourself in danger by leading NOES. I wish you could let someone else do it instead.
/ Mike: Well, if someone's... http://crfh.net/d/20050620.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 21, 2005 | Mike: Next step? You mean moving in together again?
/ Marsha: Nah, we would pay more rent. And we could use the money, eventually. For something better.
/ Mike: Like what?
/ Marsha: Something of our own. Big enough for us.
/ Mike: But you just said... / Marsha: I meant long-term. We have to start thinking...... http://crfh.net/d/20050621.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 22, 2005 | [[April walks through the park. Mike blurs past her]]
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] BYE APRIL! SO HAAAAPPEEEEEE!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20050622.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 23, 2005 | Roger: Look, don't ask. You really don't want to know this one.
/ April: Oh? Well, I didn't really care about knowing but now I REALLY want to know.
/ Dave: Crap. Okay. Um, apparently... Mike and Marsha got engaged. Or something.
/ April: Engaged.
/ Dave: Yeah. I'm sorry.
/ April: As in... marrying.
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20050623.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 27, 2005 | [[In the girls' apartment. Margaret is working on a drawing]]
/ Margaret: Hey, I heard. Congratulations!
/ Marsha: Heheh! Well, Mike really knows how to call attention to stuff, doesn't he?
/ Margaret: I'd say so. Although maybe next time he can choose a way that is not collective-defenestration inducing.
/ Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20050627.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is slumped face-down on the table]]
/ Dave: Nnnggh.
/ Roger: Man, you have to stop doing this to yourself.
/ Dave: Roger, if I did the right thing, why do I feel like a complete MORON???
/ Roger: Maybe it wasn't the right thing at all?
/ Dave: Yes it was. I told her the truth. Girls always complain... http://crfh.net/d/20050628.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 29, 2005 | [[Dave is in the guy's bedroom, dialing Mike's cell phone.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20050629.html |
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