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| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is sitting, face-down on a desk. Mike and Marsha are present]]
/ Mike: Way to go, Dave. Just when Dover was about to surrender to my superior intellect and crushing arguments...
/ Dave: *sob* What's the point? I'm flunking and losing my scholorship.
/ Mike: Aw, we're not flunking. I'll find a... http://crfh.net/d/20050203.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret falls face-down in the woods]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20050204.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret is lying on her back in the woods, talking to a snake]]
/ Satan Snake: You know, Margaret, you could have saved yourself a lot of time. There are plenty of tall buildings, poison, weapons...
/ Margaret: Never by my own hand, snake. I'll let God judge my life, but I'm not giving you my soul... http://crfh.net/d/20050207.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret is lying, dying, in the woods, talking to a snake. Margaret has her hand wrapped around the snake's neck.]]
/ Satan Snake: Sure, I can save your life. But there's no such thing as a free lunch...
/ Margaret: I'm not asking you, I'm *daring* you to do it.
/ Satan Snake: Nice trick. Sorry, no... http://crfh.net/d/20050208.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret is lying in the woods, dying, talking to a snake. Her hand is around the snake's neck]]
/ Satan Snake: You know, it is not so bad. You'll see them again. Your mother and father.
/ Margaret: Mom. Daddy.
/ Satan Snake: And Jerry, and Trish... Rachel and Andy...
/ Margaret: I miss them. So MUCH.
/ Satan... http://crfh.net/d/20050209.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is carrying a pillow. Mike is carrying a cardboard box]]
/ Dave: Going to bed and staying there forever.
/ Mike: WHAT? But we just got home!
/ Dave: Should have done it much earlier. Like, yesterday.
/ Mike: Bububut! BUT, Dave! Didn't your father tell you about the birds and the bees?
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20050211.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike is carrying a box at the door of April & Marsha's apartment. He's wearing a brown cowboy hat and pink fuzzy handcuffs. April is at the door. Mike pushes the hat back over his eyes so he can see]]
/ Mike: Ugh. Um, it's you. Eh, Marsha...?
/ April: Inside.
/ Mike: Uh, yeah. Are you gonna let... http://crfh.net/d/20050212.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Marsha are in bed together]]
/ Marsha: Heh. You know, Mike, if it wasn't you, I would never believe so many things could happen to someone...
/ Mike: Pfft. Yeah, ain't it grand being me. Well, right now it IS, but...
/ Marsha: One would think you'd stop drinking forever.
/ Mike: Naw, I just... http://crfh.net/d/20050214.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Marsha are in bed together]]
/ Mike: Marshmallow, you know I'd eat molten lead for you...
/ Marsha: And you have!
/ Mike: And I have. And I am glad you worked out your differences with April, but please, don't ask me to be her friend.
/ Marsha: I know I can't do that, Mike. But she's your neighbor,... http://crfh.net/d/20050215.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | Dave: [[off-panel]] I am SO pathetic... yeah, talking to myself is one thing, but this...
/ Mike: < http://crfh.net/d/20050216.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is clutching a pillow in front of himself, blushing]]
/ Dave: HEY! Do you mind??? I'm in the middle of something, HERE!
/ Mike: Or the other way around...
/ Dave: Bit of privacy, please? I'll uh... be done fairly quickly! Shoo!
/ Mike: Heh! Need some help, perhaps?
/ Dave: What THE...? Uh, NO! / [[Mike... http://crfh.net/d/20050217.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | Dave: Look, I'm sorry! I saw your cell phone, and I figured I could make a little call!
/ Mike: Sure, a little call! So pay for the friggin' long distance YOURSELF!
/ Dave: You known damn well I can't afford it! Could you stop rubbing it in my face???
/ Mike: Why should *I* pay for it? Gimme just ONE... http://crfh.net/d/20050218.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Flashback: April being kissed by Mike ]] / [[April wakes]]
/ April: [[thinking]] UGH. Stupid Mike.
/ April: [[thinking]] Stupid dreams...
/ April: [[thinking]] ??? / [[Paul is in bed with April]]
/ April: [[thinking]] SssTUPID!!!
/ Paul: Aw honey, don't worry! NO ONE looks good in the morning... http://crfh.net/d/20050222.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[April and Paul are getting dressed]]
/ April: Uh, Paul... about what happened last night... I hope you don't get the wrong idea.
/ Paul: Cold, April. So cold. I'm never gonna forgive you for breaking my little heart.
/ April: Look, I was angry and confused... / Paul: Heh! April, I'm just teasing.... http://crfh.net/d/20050223.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | April: Okay. LOOK. If I *knew* we were um, conducting business... I would have been a lot MORE demanding.
/ Paul: Well, it was a working night! What did YOU think we were doing?
/ April: I have... no idea.
/ Paul: NO? Well, I do.
/ April: All right. Suppose for a minute that I don't pay you. What you... http://crfh.net/d/20050224.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is out walking]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Blue is right. If I wander around the streets a bit, my soul link *should* get me naturally closer to Chester.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I hope he's okay, and not eating human flesh, or something... / [[April runs into frame, clutching her buttocks and shouting... http://crfh.net/d/20050225.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is chasing after April and Diana who are presumably fighting off-screen. He's running past a wrought-iron fence, in front of an expensive-looking house]]
/ Dave: Hey, wait! What happened? Why are you girls whipping each other?
/ April: Go AWAY, Dave! Yoooow!
/ Diana: HAH! Did you like that,... http://crfh.net/d/20050228.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave calls through the bars at an expensive-looking house]]
/ Dave: Chester, what are you doing in there? Come on, let's go home!
/ Dave: All right, so you can't! Stop scratching the window, I'll get you out!
/ Dave: Stupid rich people! What do they want big yards for if they won't even let their pets... http://crfh.net/d/20050301.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike is walking, whistling]] / [[April rushes up to Mike and grabs him by the shirt]]
/ April: QUICK! GIMME 50 bucks!
/ Mike: Wha? Uh, why should I give *you*...?
/ April: Never mind! Just hand over the money, c'mon! / [[April turns and gives the money to Diana]]
/ April: Here's your damn money! ... http://crfh.net/d/20050303.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[April stands by, embarrassed, waiting for Mike's laughing fit to pass]]
/ Mike: AHAHAHAHAHAH! Priceless! HAHA! Oh, man! HAAAHAHAHAHA! / Mike: Bahahahah... huh. Uh...
/ [[April is smiling]]
/ Mike: Why are you looking at me like that? / April: Mmh. Well, even if you're laughing at me... I think... http://crfh.net/d/20050304.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | {{Disclaimer: I'm not pulling any punches today, guys, and the strip could get some of you a *really* weird look at work or home. Click under your own risk and a gore/nudity warning there.}} / [[Margaret is running through what appears to be jungle, cutting vines with a knife. The background is red]]
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20050307.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[A cave. Roger (in werecoyote form) confronts Margaret]]
/ Roger: Well, what was THAT about? Or is it just a new and creative attempt to be a bitch?
/ Margaret: [[tears streaming down her cheeks]] He was... no, he couldn't. I... stayed away from him. Or does it even follow me here?
/ Roger: Bah. You... http://crfh.net/d/20050308.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[A cat, probably Chester, is scratching at the door. Joe calls from out of frame]]
/ Joe: Hey, quiet up there! Your dish is full, go eat that!
/ Cat: MEEEEOW! MEOOOW! < http://crfh.net/d/20050310.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is handcuffed and duct-taped to a chair]]
/ Dave: Why don't you let Chester in? You know he just wants to be with me...
/ Joe: Who?
/ Dave: Chester. My cat. Is playing dumb part of the torture or what?
/ Joe: Sorry, kid, that's MY cat. I've had him since he was a kitten.
/ Dave: Uh???
/ Joe: If... http://crfh.net/d/20050311.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: Is he Satan? I didn't imagine the whole thing, did I? Was he possessed or something? Is he possessed right now?
/ He must know about my laser vision. He avoids my sight. And the handcuffs...
/ Stupid idiot! Now I'm gonna have to destroy the chair. But I can't do it quickly, not without hurting myself...
/ He... http://crfh.net/d/20050314.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is still handcuffed and duct-taped to a chair]]
/ Dave (thought): Is he Satan? I didn't imagine the whole thing, did I? Was he posessed or something? Is he posessed, right now?
/ Dave (thought): He must know about my laser vision. He avoids my sight. And the handcuffs...
/ Dave (thought): Stupid... http://crfh.net/d/20050315.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret and Roger (as werecoyote) are in the woods, possibly in a cave, together]]
/ Margaret: Roger?
/ Roger: Huh?
/ Margaret: I'm sorry I killed your mother. I really, really am.
/ Roger: I don't think saying that to someone was ever useful.
/ Margaret: I didn't know she was a were coyote. She never... http://crfh.net/d/20050316.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is tied up to a chair. Joe is present, sitting behind him]]
/ Dave: Well, if you think I...
/ Joe: PSSH! Don't turn around. Margaret told me about your lasers. And pulling tape off your eyelids would be NASTY.
/ Dave: Why, because you're so NICE?
/ Joe: I am a lot nicer than I would have to be.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20050317.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is tied up to a chair. Joe is behind him]]
/ Joe: You're lying. You're just saying that because you want her for yourself, don't you?
/ Dave: Really, Joe. If you're not going to believe anything I say, why bother asking at all???
/ Joe: Yeah, you're right about that. After all, you're the guy... http://crfh.net/d/20050318.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is tied up and blindfolded in a chair. Chester is in his arms]]
/ Dave: *sigh* Chester, what are you doing here? I was trying to keep you away...
/ Joe (with text in a demonic script): I have been saying it for centuries and no one EVER listens.
/ Joe: Imperfect creatures. you can't even get your... http://crfh.net/d/20050323.html |
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