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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 10.13.2004 | [[Margaret lies in a dark pit, clutching at her leg which she obviously fell on]]
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] What the HELL is this about? Some sort of hole? I am lucky I didn't break anything!
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] And how am I going to get out of here? It is too deep...
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] I don't... http://crfh.net/d/20041013.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 14, 2004 | [[A black canine figure, red eyes and white teeth flashing in the darkness, pounces.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20041014.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 15, 2004 | [[Margaret, her knife behind her back, backs carefully from the slavering creature...]]
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] Huh. It's trying to corner me. Might as well play its game.
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] I... I wonder if it can read my thoughts. If it can, I'm toast. / [[Margaret turns and flees, the creature... http://crfh.net/d/20041015.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 16, 2004 | [[Margaret is still in a pit, continuing to fight the creature. It aims a wicked disembowelling slash at her, but she dodges]]
/ Margaret: UGH! / [[The creature buries its many pointed teeth into the fleshy part of her thigh]]
/ Margaret: < http://crfh.net/d/20041016.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 17, 2004 | [[Margaret gathers her wits, and her pointed stick]] / [[Margaret, tears streaming down her face, hurls herself at the dazed creature]] / [[The creature realises its fate...]] / [[Margaret steps on the creature's head and sticks the spear into the ground to rise herself out of the pit]]
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20041017.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 10.18.2004 | [[The creature regains its wits in the darkness of the pit, puffing steam]]
/ Creature: < http://crfh.net/d/20041018.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 10.19.2004 | [[Meanwhile, back in the apartment...]]
/ Marsha: My GOD, this is AWFUL! Mike can't be gay! Because if he IS, you know...it means...
/ April: ... / Marsha: Either our love was a lie, or my horrible cooking just...made him SWITCH to the other white meat!
/ April: Goddammit, this means I REALLY don't have... http://crfh.net/d/20041019.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 10.20.2004 | Blue: Okay, we will talk about Jay if you want. But not here. Let me take you to one of the guest rooms.
/ Dave: Why not your room?
/ Blue: Because of the green pill, why else?
/ Dave: What's that green pill business?
/ Blue: What, Mike didn't tell you?
/ Dave: NO ONE ever explains me ANYTHING! / Blue: ALL... http://crfh.net/d/20041020.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 10.21.2004 | Blue: Dave, Calm down. Although she COULD make you die, there's no reason to think she would...
/ Dave: CALM DOWN??? Blue, your mother is CRAZY! She might decide to off me next time she breaks a nail or something!!!
/ Blue: See, you're mistaking her for Mike. She rarely acts on a whim, Dave. She's a planner...
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20041021.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 22, 2004 | Blue: Stay here. I'm gonna have a quick look at the dungeons.
/ Dave: At the what??? You're not serious.
/ Blue: Get some rest. I'll try not to get caught.
/ Dave: Wait, you're not going alone!
/ Blue: You're not supposed to be up and walking!
/ Dave: I am FINE! It's you who I'm worried about! / Blue:... http://crfh.net/d/20041022.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 25, 2004 | [[Mike and Roger wait by the roadside]]
/ Roger: What was that?
/ Mike: Some thunder, I think. Maybe we should get in the car, it seems like it's gonna rain any minute now...
/ Roger: It sounded like... / Mike: Like what? Well, someone could be hunting...
/ Mike: Uh, Roger!
/ [[Roger peers into the gloom]]
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20041025.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 26, 2004 | [[Roger runs through the rain, in the woods, without his glasses]] / [[Roger runs into a tree]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20041026.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 27, 2004 | [[A blond werecoyote clutching a shirt steps into a clearing...]] / [[...where there is a shocked Margaret kneeling beside something]] http://crfh.net/d/20041027.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 28, 2004 | [[Roger, a werecoyote, kneels beside his badly injured mother, a human]]
/ Roger's Mother: Rrrr. Roger?
/ Roger: I'm here, Mom, everything's gonna be fine! I'll get you to a doctor! I only n-n-need you to put your hand here! Put pressure on the wound!
/ Roger's Mother: What... Why...?
/ Roger: Don't... http://crfh.net/d/20041028.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 29, 2004 | [[A blond werecoyote lowers his mother's body to the rainsoaked ground.]] / [[He spies something lying nearby]] / [[He picks up the shotgun in blood-soaked paws and speculatively eyes...]] / [[Margaret, kneeling in the woods in the rain]]
/ Margaret: You know, Rog...
/ Margaret: I w-wouldn't hold it... http://crfh.net/d/20041029.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 1, 2004 | [[Blue and Dave explore the dungeons]]
/ Dave: When you said dungeons, I was expecting... dunno, something more...
/ Blue: Medieval?
/ Dave: I thought your mother had a taste for drama...
/ Blue: They don't look like cells so she can disguise them as storage rooms... / [[They peer through a slot in a cell... http://crfh.net/d/20041101.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 2, 2004 | Dave: Why is the security so tight around this place?
/ Blue: Because this is the infamous Maximum Fun Chamber.
/ Dave: Here? This is just another empty room, like the others...
/ Blue: [[pointing]] No. Actually, THERE. / [[A faintly greenish glow surrounds a glass sarcophagus-like device]]
/ Dave: THIS???... http://crfh.net/d/20041102.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 3, 2004 | [[Blue and Dave are in the room containing the Maximum Fun Chamber. The lights are back on. Dave is holding Blue as a shield.]]
/ Blue: Heh. You get pretty nervous in the darkness, don't you, Dave?
/ Dave: Pfft! You don't get it. Even in an empty room, disaster awaits for me. I walk around and civilization... http://crfh.net/d/20041103.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike arrives in the Green house, dripping wet]]
/ Mike: Thad, pay for the cab, will ya?
/ Thadeus: Sir, what happened to you?
/ Mike: Dad got a heart attack, I was in a car wreck, Roger ran away howling like a lunatic...
/ Thadeus: And you cried yourself a river over your boring life?
/ Mike: Witty, Thad.... http://crfh.net/d/20041104.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: What? Thad, you're in this. If I don't delete Dave's location data, Mom's gonna know EVERYTHING. You just HAVE to cooperate.
/ Thad: I am sorry, sir. But everything I have done so far could be explained or at least forgiven.
/ Mike: But THAD...!
/ Thad: If I give you Madam's password and we get caught,... http://crfh.net/d/20041105.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: Battery's dead. It won't even turn ON. We only can wait for someone to find us.
/ Dave: Who, Mommy dearest???
/ Blue: Or Mike. Anyway, even the Maximum Fun Chamber is better than death. Eventually...
/ Dave: She's gonna put me in the Maximum Fun Chamber. No way. OOOh no.
/ Dave: I wish! / Dave: When... http://crfh.net/d/20041108.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 9, 2004 | [[Dave and Blue are trapped in the room containing the Maximum Fun Chamber, and had no reason for being there in the first place. Blue wipes away tears while Dave tries to comfort her.]]
/ Dave: C'mon. Maybe we can think of a really good excuse to be down here...
/ Blue: It's not that, Dave. It's just...... http://crfh.net/d/20041109.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: It's freezing in here.
/ Blue: Yes, probably the rain... and we're underground...
/ Dave: And there is no furniture at all. What if we hug?
/ Blue: What about your ribs? / [[Dave and Blue hug]]
/ Dave: Aw, my ribs are fine. Unless I can get some sympathy sex...
/ Blue: Heh! You're a pervert. But seriously,... http://crfh.net/d/20041110.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | {{Flashback}}
/ Roger: There's still one thing I don't understand... how could I shoot Satan? Isn't he supposed to be immortal and immaterial?
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] What I want to know is... where did you learn to load a shotgun so fast?
/ Roger: I didn't load it. I never touched a shotgun in my life... http://crfh.net/d/20041111.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 12, 2004 | [[Margaret is lying, naked except for some rags, on the ground of a cave]]
/ Margaret: R...? Roger.
/ Margaret: What... what happened to my clothes?
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] I dunno.
/ Margaret: What do you mean, you don't know?
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] I... don't remember what I did with them.
/ Margaret: Uh? / Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20041112.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 22, 2004 | [[Mike is seated at the tracking computer. Thaddeus stands nearby]]
/ Thaddeus: Do I HAVE to be here with you, sir? I can't help but feeling like I'm holding a TNT barrel while juggling tiny rusty knives covered in bees.
/ Mike: Yes you do. You're a pretty eficient Mom-detector.
/ Thaddeus: Curse my... http://crfh.net/d/20041122.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 23, 2004 | [[Mike is seated at the tracking computer]]
/ Mike: Well, I guess I'll make a quick substitution of my own data as well. Just the same on Dave, only slightly different. That way, if...
/ Thaddeus: I don't want to know what you're doing, sir. In fact, I am going away. I have not seen you at all today.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20041123.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 24, 2004 | [[Blue and Dave lie on top of the Maximum Fun Chamber]]
/ Dave: Huff. I'm gonna faint.
/ Blue: Hopefully not because we probably used all the oxygen in here.
/ Dave: It was... well spent. Hold me closer.
/ Blue: Not a good idea, dear, if we move we'll roll off the Maximum (HEH!) Fun Chamber. / Dave: Blue,... http://crfh.net/d/20041124.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 25, 2004 | Blue: What? If you're only meeting with Mike, why can't I go along?
/ Thaddeus: You're both being tracked. It's for your own safety.
/ Blue: HUM. Okay, okay. I'll go elsewhere. But if something happens to him, I'll hold you responsible. / Thaddeus: [[leaving]] Now I get to babysit college kids? ... http://crfh.net/d/20041125.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 26, 2004 | [[Mike and Dave walk through the halls of Green Manor]]
/ Mike: Okay, man. It seems that Blue just can't think when it's about you. She seems blind to the fact that you're just horny and you don't care.
/ Dave: Sheesh. Why are you so sure I'm not taking it seriously?
/ Mike: Because you simply have no... http://crfh.net/d/20041126.html |
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