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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike checks his father over]] / Mike: Uuugh! Oh God, I killed my father, I KNEW it would happen sooner or later... / Roger: Man, this doesn't look good at ALL. I think we should call and ambulance. / Mike: SCREW the ambulance! It's gonna take forever! Let's get him to the hospital ourselves! / Roger:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 08.25.2004 [[Blue chats with Dave. She's just gotten home from school]] / Blue: Hey, you look better today! And you're even awake! / Dave: BL? / Blue: How are you feeling? / Dave:...ooohh. / Blue: And where's Mike? I told him to keep an eye on you or suffer my wrath! / Blue: I was so worried! I didn't want to...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Margaret, bathing in a pool, cracks one eye open]] / [[A hunter comes across a pile of clothes near the pool]] / [[Margaret slowly lowers herself under the pool's surface]] / [[The hunter holds aloft a bra, smirking]] / [[Margaret, holding herself under the surface of the pool, glares up at hi...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives {{Solitude of the Warrior}} / [[Woods]] / MARGARET: <> / MARGARET (THINKING): ???!!!
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Blue: Uh...I don't know. We promised, remember? And shtoinking can't be good for you. You know how the spirit is willing but the flesh wounds are weak. / Dave: Don't be silly. I just want you to come here with me for a while. / Blue: Yeah, just as I was saying... / Dave: In a nice, innocent way. Nothing's...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Blue: Well, we can't talk a lot with me on your bad hearing side. I think I better go. You should be sleeping anyway... / Dave: Actually, I think I'd sleep better with you here. But if you have stuff to do... / Blue: No, I'd love to. I'm a bit tired too. Didn't get any sleep last night... / [[Two hours...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave and Blue are in bed]] / Dave: [[thinking]] Good God, what the hell is wrong with me??? How could I forget telling her about her dad? / Dave: [[thinking]] I gotta tell her! No, wait! I have to think of a very good excuse before I tell her! / Dave: [[thinking]] Of course, I could pretend I never...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Dave: Uh...Blue, wake up. Um, I don't think it's a good idea to turn your cell phone off. / Blue: Znnn. Don't want it to sound while you're sleeping. / Dave: But what if it's an emergency? You should... check who called, and call back. Definitely. / Blue: Bah. No emergency. It was Mike. I'm sure...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Blue: [[off-panel]] What? Oh. OH my God. How...? / Blue: [[off-panel]] Ugh. Right. You wouldn't lie to me about this, would you? No. No, of course not. Yeah. Sure, I'll think of something. / Blue: [[off-panel]] Well, he didn't tell me before. What? Because he was asleep of course... okay. See...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Nurse: You can see the patient now. But remember, do not upset him. / Mike: Right. / Roger: Heh. Good luck with THAT. / Mike: Shut up, three-eyes. I know it's not in my nature, but I sure will be trying. / [[Mike sees his father]] / Mike: Uuh. Hi, Pa. Um, doctor said you'll be fine... / Mike: Eep. You're...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike is visiting his dad in hospital]] / Mike: Ooookay. Pa, I didn't expect you to... / Mike's Dad: Don't...call me Pa. No son of mine...would EVER...be gay. / Mike: GAY??? Where did you get that idea? Pa, I'm NOT gay. / Mike's Dad: Gay, or whatever. You screw guys...transvestites...cats...who knows what...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Mike: [[His sleeve rolled up to reveal his tentacle, but his back to his father, so the tentacle is still hidden]] *sigh* / Mike: [[HIdes his tentacle again and turns back to his dad]] Yes, I am gay. And it is...NICE...to know all that talk about Mom letting me live my life as I choose was nothing but...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Margaret, in only underwear, explores the woods]] / Margaret: [[Thinking]] Whatever got that guy, he never even saw it coming. / Margaret: [[Thinking]] No fight, so I guess it was the neck / Margaret: [[Thinking]] Extremely quick and silent. / Margaret: [[Thinking]] Funny, tho, it doesn't look like the...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Margaret, dressed only in underwear, explores the woods]] / Margaret: [[Thinking]] Surely it would be a sin to let such a beautiful gun siting here in the weather to rust. / <> / Margaret: [[Thinking]] Uh? / [[Margaret snatches the gun up, pointing it towards the noise]] / [[Two birds fly from the...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike walks out from his dad's hospital room, clenching his fist. Roger stares at him.]] / [[Mike collapses onto a seat, groaning, and clutching himself. Roger watches.]] / Mike: *GROAN* / Roger: So anyway, I was wondering if you have some change for the candy machine? I used to have some money at...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike and Blue meet in the hospital]] / Blue: How is he? Did you see him? / Mike: Meh, he will live. The bastard. / Blue: Uh? What happened? / Mike: He disowned me. Just like that! / Blue: Disowned you??? Why in the world? / Mike: He thinks I'm gay. / Blue: YOU? Gay? Where did he get that idea? / Mike:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike is silencing Roger by shoving the Roger's sandwich into his mouth, while arguing with Blue.]] / Mike: You wouldn't BELIEVE the things he said. I'm... UGH. To Hell with him. / Blue: GAH! Mike, you're SMARTER than this! Since when do you listen to Dad, anyway? / Mike: This is between Dad and me,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Blue is visiting her dad Harry in the hospital.]] / Harry: And I know YOU are already in the acceptance stage, so why are you acting as if you didn't know? / Blue: WHAT? Uh... OH. CRAP. Mh, I don't... think we should be talking about this right now... / Harry: You should have spoken earlier. Maybe...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Roger drives a car, with Mike in the passenger seat. Mike is steering. A cell phone rings]] / <> / Roger: Mike, your phone is playing "Teenage Lobotomy"... / Mike: Don't answer! It's my Dad's cell phone! I don't want to talk to him! / Roger: Phew. Thank God. / Mike: Why? / Roger: This...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 20, 2004 Marsha: So, what now? Where could they be? / April: If I had to place a bet I'd say they were arrested for indecent exposure or something equally embarrassing. / Marsha: Yeah, I agree. Still, we should check the hospitals, or report them missing. Might do that for Margaret as well, while we're there. / [[The...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 21, 2004 Marsha: That's just stupid. Mike's not gay... heh, *I* should know. / April: Well, what if it was... you know, a FRONT? Maybe the Blue thing was just an excuse to break up with you... / Marsha: Let's not get paranoid. Mike left his cell phone here, but maybe I can reach him on his old one... / April:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 28, 2004 [[Roger drives, Mike steers]] / Roger [[examining Mike's cell phone]]: They hung up. / Mike: Dammit! Okay, dial again. / Roger: No. WAY. Pay attention to the fricking road, Mike, I'm developing an ULCER here. / Mike: C'mon. I AM paying attention to the road. Jesus, why are you acting as if you were...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, September 29, 2004 [[The car sits off the road, smoke billowing from the hood. Mike and Roger sit on the verge beside it.]] / Mike: Why are you mad at me? I wasn't even talking on the phone! / Mike: And I think it was a weasel. Okay, so I forgot the name. Sue me for not being a zoopholologist. / Mike: Well, help should...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, September 30, 2004 [[A heavily-bandaged Dave sits alone in Mike's bed]] / Dave: [[thinking]] Huh. Man, I'm kind of hungry right now... / Dave: [[thinking]] Where is everybody? I hope this doesn't mean something bad about Mike's dad. / Dave: [[thinking]] Also, I better start... Uh? Wait, that sounds like... / Dave: [[thinking]]...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 1, 2004 [[Dave hides beneath the covers of Mike's bed]] / Dave: [[thinking]] Just what the HELL are they doing??? Did they come here to sleep, or what? I can hear someone snoring... / Dave: [[thinking]] God, why won't they go away? I can't stay here forever... / Dave: [[thinking]] Also, ugh, I need to pee......
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 4, 2004 [[Dave backs away from Mike's bed (containing Jay). He collides with the wall.]] / <> / Jay: {{off-panel}} Blue? Is that you? / Blue: What are you doing out here??? You're supposed to stay in bed! / [[Dave clamps his hand over his mouth in a "keep quiet" gesture]] / Dave: MMPHH!!! / Jay: I thought...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 5, 2004 [[Jay, his eyes bandaged, confronts Blue. Dave hovers uncertainly, afraid to move in case he makes a sound to alert Jay to his presence.]] / Jay: Are you alone? / Blue: ... Yes. Why? / Jay: Just checking. So, uh... have you thought about it? / Blue: Uh? / Jay: About... what we talked the other day. / Blue:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 6, 2004 Blue: Well, what did you think you were doing? You're not supposed to be walking around, and now you want to get in a fight? With a BLIND guy??? / Dave: Oh, now you're worried about him too? / Blue: Why not? Did I miss a memo? Are you my boyfriend now? / Dave: How can you act like nothing has happened...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 7, 2004 [[In the forest, a cute little bunny runs]] / [[Margaret hurls a pointed stick at it.]] / [[Margaret retrieves her stick]] / Margaret: [[thinking]] Damn! I've just wounded the poor thing. / Margaret: [[thinking]] I should find it and end its... / [[A human skull in the foreground catches her attention...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 8, 2004 [[Margaret is confronted by a mountain of human skulls and bones. However, her attention is directed beyond it.]] / Thing Beyond the Mountain of Bones: {{off-panel}} <> / [[Pointing her gun at it, eyes wide, Margaret carefully backs away...]] / [[... and drops everything as she falls backward...
 

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