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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike checks his father over]]
/ Mike: Uuugh! Oh God, I killed my father, I KNEW it would happen sooner or later...
/ Roger: Man, this doesn't look good at ALL. I think we should call and ambulance.
/ Mike: SCREW the ambulance! It's gonna take forever! Let's get him to the hospital ourselves!
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20040824.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 08.25.2004 | [[Blue chats with Dave. She's just gotten home from school]]
/ Blue: Hey, you look better today! And you're even awake!
/ Dave: BL?
/ Blue: How are you feeling?
/ Dave:...ooohh.
/ Blue: And where's Mike? I told him to keep an eye on you or suffer my wrath! / Blue: I was so worried! I didn't want to... http://crfh.net/d/20040825.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret, bathing in a pool, cracks one eye open]] / [[A hunter comes across a pile of clothes near the pool]] / [[Margaret slowly lowers herself under the pool's surface]] / [[The hunter holds aloft a bra, smirking]] / [[Margaret, holding herself under the surface of the pool, glares up at hi... http://crfh.net/d/20040826.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | {{Solitude of the Warrior}} / [[Woods]] / MARGARET: < http://crfh.net/d/20040827.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: Uh...I don't know. We promised, remember? And shtoinking can't be good for you. You know how the spirit is willing but the flesh wounds are weak.
/ Dave: Don't be silly. I just want you to come here with me for a while.
/ Blue: Yeah, just as I was saying...
/ Dave: In a nice, innocent way. Nothing's... http://crfh.net/d/20040830.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: Well, we can't talk a lot with me on your bad hearing side. I think I better go. You should be sleeping anyway...
/ Dave: Actually, I think I'd sleep better with you here. But if you have stuff to do...
/ Blue: No, I'd love to. I'm a bit tired too. Didn't get any sleep last night... / [[Two hours... http://crfh.net/d/20040831.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue are in bed]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Good God, what the hell is wrong with me??? How could I forget telling her about her dad?
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I gotta tell her! No, wait! I have to think of a very good excuse before I tell her! / Dave: [[thinking]] Of course, I could pretend I never... http://crfh.net/d/20040901.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: Uh...Blue, wake up. Um, I don't think it's a good idea to turn your cell phone off.
/ Blue: Znnn. Don't want it to sound while you're sleeping.
/ Dave: But what if it's an emergency? You should... check who called, and call back. Definitely.
/ Blue: Bah. No emergency. It was Mike. I'm sure... http://crfh.net/d/20040902.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: [[off-panel]] What? Oh. OH my God. How...?
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] Ugh. Right. You wouldn't lie to me about this, would you? No. No, of course not. Yeah. Sure, I'll think of something.
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] Well, he didn't tell me before. What? Because he was asleep of course... okay. See... http://crfh.net/d/20040903.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Nurse: You can see the patient now. But remember, do not upset him.
/ Mike: Right.
/ Roger: Heh. Good luck with THAT.
/ Mike: Shut up, three-eyes. I know it's not in my nature, but I sure will be trying. / [[Mike sees his father]]
/ Mike: Uuh. Hi, Pa. Um, doctor said you'll be fine...
/ Mike: Eep. You're... http://crfh.net/d/20040906.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike is visiting his dad in hospital]]
/ Mike: Ooookay. Pa, I didn't expect you to...
/ Mike's Dad: Don't...call me Pa. No son of mine...would EVER...be gay.
/ Mike: GAY??? Where did you get that idea? Pa, I'm NOT gay.
/ Mike's Dad: Gay, or whatever. You screw guys...transvestites...cats...who knows what... http://crfh.net/d/20040907.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: [[His sleeve rolled up to reveal his tentacle, but his back to his father, so the tentacle is still hidden]] *sigh* / Mike: [[HIdes his tentacle again and turns back to his dad]] Yes, I am gay. And it is...NICE...to know all that talk about Mom letting me live my life as I choose was nothing but... http://crfh.net/d/20040908.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret, in only underwear, explores the woods]]
/ Margaret: [[Thinking]] Whatever got that guy, he never even saw it coming.
/ Margaret: [[Thinking]] No fight, so I guess it was the neck
/ Margaret: [[Thinking]] Extremely quick and silent. / Margaret: [[Thinking]] Funny, tho, it doesn't look like the... http://crfh.net/d/20040909.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret, dressed only in underwear, explores the woods]]
/ Margaret: [[Thinking]] Surely it would be a sin to let such a beautiful gun siting here in the weather to rust.
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040910.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike walks out from his dad's hospital room, clenching his fist. Roger stares at him.]] / [[Mike collapses onto a seat, groaning, and clutching himself. Roger watches.]]
/ Mike: *GROAN* / Roger: So anyway, I was wondering if you have some change for the candy machine? I used to have some money at... http://crfh.net/d/20040913.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike and Blue meet in the hospital]]
/ Blue: How is he? Did you see him?
/ Mike: Meh, he will live. The bastard.
/ Blue: Uh? What happened?
/ Mike: He disowned me. Just like that!
/ Blue: Disowned you??? Why in the world?
/ Mike: He thinks I'm gay.
/ Blue: YOU? Gay? Where did he get that idea?
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20040914.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike is silencing Roger by shoving the Roger's sandwich into his mouth, while arguing with Blue.]]
/ Mike: You wouldn't BELIEVE the things he said. I'm... UGH. To Hell with him.
/ Blue: GAH! Mike, you're SMARTER than this! Since when do you listen to Dad, anyway?
/ Mike: This is between Dad and me,... http://crfh.net/d/20040915.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue is visiting her dad Harry in the hospital.]]
/ Harry: And I know YOU are already in the acceptance stage, so why are you acting as if you didn't know?
/ Blue: WHAT? Uh... OH. CRAP. Mh, I don't... think we should be talking about this right now...
/ Harry: You should have spoken earlier. Maybe... http://crfh.net/d/20040917.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger drives a car, with Mike in the passenger seat. Mike is steering. A cell phone rings]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040918.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 20, 2004 | Marsha: So, what now? Where could they be?
/ April: If I had to place a bet I'd say they were arrested for indecent exposure or something equally embarrassing.
/ Marsha: Yeah, I agree. Still, we should check the hospitals, or report them missing. Might do that for Margaret as well, while we're there.
/ [[The... http://crfh.net/d/20040920.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 21, 2004 | Marsha: That's just stupid. Mike's not gay... heh, *I* should know.
/ April: Well, what if it was... you know, a FRONT? Maybe the Blue thing was just an excuse to break up with you...
/ Marsha: Let's not get paranoid. Mike left his cell phone here, but maybe I can reach him on his old one...
/ April:... http://crfh.net/d/20040921.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 28, 2004 | [[Roger drives, Mike steers]]
/ Roger [[examining Mike's cell phone]]: They hung up.
/ Mike: Dammit! Okay, dial again.
/ Roger: No. WAY. Pay attention to the fricking road, Mike, I'm developing an ULCER here.
/ Mike: C'mon. I AM paying attention to the road. Jesus, why are you acting as if you were... http://crfh.net/d/20040928.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, September 29, 2004 | [[The car sits off the road, smoke billowing from the hood. Mike and Roger sit on the verge beside it.]] / Mike: Why are you mad at me? I wasn't even talking on the phone!
/ Mike: And I think it was a weasel. Okay, so I forgot the name. Sue me for not being a zoopholologist.
/ Mike: Well, help should... http://crfh.net/d/20040929.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, September 30, 2004 | [[A heavily-bandaged Dave sits alone in Mike's bed]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Huh. Man, I'm kind of hungry right now...
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Where is everybody? I hope this doesn't mean something bad about Mike's dad. / Dave: [[thinking]] Also, I better start... Uh? Wait, that sounds like...
/ Dave: [[thinking]]... http://crfh.net/d/20040930.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 1, 2004 | [[Dave hides beneath the covers of Mike's bed]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Just what the HELL are they doing??? Did they come here to sleep, or what? I can hear someone snoring...
/ Dave: [[thinking]] God, why won't they go away? I can't stay here forever...
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Also, ugh, I need to pee...... http://crfh.net/d/20041001.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 4, 2004 | [[Dave backs away from Mike's bed (containing Jay). He collides with the wall.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20041004.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 5, 2004 | [[Jay, his eyes bandaged, confronts Blue. Dave hovers uncertainly, afraid to move in case he makes a sound to alert Jay to his presence.]]
/ Jay: Are you alone?
/ Blue: ... Yes. Why?
/ Jay: Just checking. So, uh... have you thought about it?
/ Blue: Uh?
/ Jay: About... what we talked the other day.
/ Blue:... http://crfh.net/d/20041005.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 6, 2004 | Blue: Well, what did you think you were doing? You're not supposed to be walking around, and now you want to get in a fight? With a BLIND guy???
/ Dave: Oh, now you're worried about him too?
/ Blue: Why not? Did I miss a memo? Are you my boyfriend now?
/ Dave: How can you act like nothing has happened... http://crfh.net/d/20041006.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 7, 2004 | [[In the forest, a cute little bunny runs]] / [[Margaret hurls a pointed stick at it.]] / [[Margaret retrieves her stick]]
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] Damn! I've just wounded the poor thing.
/ Margaret: [[thinking]] I should find it and end its... / [[A human skull in the foreground catches her attention... http://crfh.net/d/20041007.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 8, 2004 | [[Margaret is confronted by a mountain of human skulls and bones. However, her attention is directed beyond it.]]
/ Thing Beyond the Mountain of Bones: {{off-panel}} < http://crfh.net/d/20041008.html |
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