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| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Inside Dundun Island. Mike holds his head]]
/ Mike:Hhhh... HYDROGEN!
/ Mike: Lithium sodium potassium!
/ Mike: Rubidium. Caesium. F-francium. / [[Mike is startled by voices]]
/ Mike: Beryllium magnesium calcium strontium
/ Voice 1: [[off-panel]] What the hell happened?
/ Voice 2: [[off-panel]] I don't... http://crfh.net/d/20040325.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 26, 2004 | [[An anonymous computer Operator types on a keyboard while receiving messages on a headset]]
/ Guard: [[through headset]] Houston? We have a problem.
/ Operator: I'm not Houston.
/ Guard: [[through headset]] Well, where IS Houston?
/ Operator: Busy and away. What do you want?
/ Guard: [[through headset]]... http://crfh.net/d/20040326.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Back with Dave and the werecoyote Roger...]]
/ Dave: Did I doze off?
/ Roger: If falling asleep for several hours and scaring the crap out of me is dozing off, then yeah.
/ Dave: Several hours?? Ugh. Mike hasn't returned, I guess.
/ Roger: Hmmph. What are we gonna do?
/ Dave: Wait and see?
/ Roger: Wait... http://crfh.net/d/20040327.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: I really think it was a bad idea. I mean, subtlety has never been Mike's strong point.
/ Roger: He probably just looked for a visible spot and shouted "Come and get me, suckers!" at the top of his lungs.
/ Roger: I should have gone instead of him, but I was so messed up at the time... uh, Dave? / Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20040328.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dr. Sydney is fixing himself. He's inserted a screwdriver up his nostril]]
/ Dr. Sydney: [[thinking]] A good thing about a metal face is that you can fix a broken nose pretty easily...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040330.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, March 31, 2004 | [[Dr. Sydney walks down a corridor. Alone.]]
/ Dr. Sydney: [[thinking]] No room for doubt. I'm screwed anyway.
/ Dr. Sydney: [[thinking]] I really don't like this place either. I don't know if I can get back to the real world with this face, but what the Hell, I've got skills.
/ Dr. Sydney: [[thinking]]... http://crfh.net/d/20040331.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, April 1, 2004 | [[Dave is awoken by a discussion outside his mini-sub]]
/ Dr. Sydney: [[off-panel]] AUGH! I'm telling you, I'm not into furries!
/ Dave: [[thinking]] crap!
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Very funny. Move it, your medical knowledge is required.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] ???
/ Dr. Sydney: [[off-panel]] Unsorry, can't... http://crfh.net/d/20040401.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 2, 2004 | Dr. Sydney: Well, do you want a pretty lie, or the truth?
/ Roger: The truth, of course. I promise I won't hurt you. Now tell me.
/ Dr. Sydney: Three hours. Four, maybe.
/ Roger: There must be something we can do. He doesn't look THAT bad to me...
/ Dr. Sydney: We're not talking about a paper cut here.... http://crfh.net/d/20040402.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, April 3, 2004 | [[Flashback: Mike and Blue on the couch]]
/ Mike: I keep thinking that something has been fundamentally changed...
/ Blue: Heh! I don't think you'll ever change, for better or for worse.
/ Mike: No, no. I don't think *I* have changed. It's more like something inside of me has been... cancelled. / [[Flashback:... http://crfh.net/d/20040403.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, April 4, 2004 | [[Mike looks over the edge of his new home. Tanks and pipes are everywhere]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] My clothes are dry. I must have slept for hours...
/ Mike: [[thinking]] No wonder I was so tired. I can't even see the ground.
/ Mike: [[thinking]] I don't like the way my mind jumps from one thing to another. / [[Mike... http://crfh.net/d/20040404.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 5, 2004 | [[Mike carefully walks along one pipe, holding another for balance]] / [[A sudden noise startles Mike, and he loses his grip]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040405.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, April 6, 2004 | Dr. Sydney: Why are you up? You're gonna die sooner, boyo.
/ Dave: I don't trust you. And I don't think I'm dying. I think you just said that as an excuse to get rid of Roger.
/ Dr. Sydney: Believe what you want. This hostage situation is gonna end very soon.
/ Dave: We have been hiding here for hours.... http://crfh.net/d/20040406.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 7, 2004 | [[Dave sits in the minisub's hold]]
/ Dave: Three... four... five... six... / [[The panel separating the cabin from the hold slides shut]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040407.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, April 8, 2004 | [[Dave peers out through a viewport]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] What's this nut doing? We're submerged now!
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Some sort of water tunnel? I have to get out while I can! / [[A screen in the cabin shows Dave trying to open the hold's hatch]]
/ Dr. Sydney: [[off-panel]] Hahah! You fool! Of... http://crfh.net/d/20040408.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Elsewhere in the complex, Roger, in werecoyote form, peers around a corner]]
/ Roger: [[thinking]] Well, there's the door. But maybe I should take a peek first. After all, who says it's not a trap? / Offscreen voice #1: I don't know, man, this situation is spiraling out of control. No one knows... http://crfh.net/d/20040412.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Roger, in were-coyote form, slips through a door]] / [[Roger closes the door behind him. Something he can see bemuses him]] / [[A unicorn grazes in front of Roger]] http://crfh.net/d/20040413.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 14, 2004 | [[In the cabin of the minisub]]
/ Dr. Sydney: Well, you're here with me. Give me the card now.
/ Dave: Not so... FAST! Turn this thing around. We're not... hff, leaving without my friends!
/ Dr. Sydney: Look, we have to get out of here while they're distracted. Your friends are dead.
/ Dave: You're full... http://crfh.net/d/20040414.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike rubs his head. He's in water, floating on his back]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Uugh. Hit something on the way down... / [[Mike retraces his route with his eyes]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Wow, that was a LONG fall. And then I was out. Why didn't I drown? I should be dead shouldn't I? Are there sharks... http://crfh.net/d/20040415.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike is floating in water. Purple hair surfaces nearby]] / [[A female human head, crowned with purple hair, surfaces]]
/ Mike: Heh! I'm sorry, you startled me a bit.
/ Mike: So you were the one who helped me to stay afloat?
/ Mike: If that's the case, I guess I should... / [[She continues to rise,... http://crfh.net/d/20040416.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike is floating in water, a purple-haired mermaid hugs him around the shoulders]]
/ Mike: Hey, wait a minute! You're not gonna try to drown me, are you? Last time I met some mermaids... / [[A redheaded mermaid joins the scene.]]
/ Mike: Look, this is very nice and all, but I have stuff to do.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20040417.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The mermaids leave]]
/ Mike: Hey, where are you going? Aw, it doesn't matter if you're half fish! We'll figure something out! / [[Mike realizes he is in the presence of a pink-haired mermaid]]
/ Mike: ... / [[The mermaid takes Mike by the tentacle]] / [[The mermaid leads Mike underwater]]
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20040419.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Underwater. The pink-haired mermaid, holding Mike's tentacle, points to glass wall ahead of them]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] I hope she knows I can't breathe water! How do I...? Uh? Who is that? / [[View from inside the island. In the background, Mike and the pink-haired mermaid peer in through glass.... http://crfh.net/d/20040420.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and the pink-haired mermaid float at the surface]]
/ Mike: *pant pant* That is... NOT Damascus, is he??? He looks so completely ORDINARY! He doesn't look like an evil boss at ALL! Where are the cloaks and the cyborg weapons and the titanium armor?
/ Mermaid: < http://crfh.net/d/20040421.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Back in Dundun Island, Roger, in werecoyote form, watches a unicorn]]
/ Roger: [[thinking]] Wow! Is that really a unicorn? COOL! I wonder if I can get a closer look? Maybe I can... / Roger: [[thinking]] Waaaait. This was supposed to be the infirmary. So either I got lost or this is a trap! Besides,... http://crfh.net/d/20040422.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Roger, in werecoyote form, explores the room in which he's locked]]
/ Roger: [[thinking]] Aw, the unicorn is gone! Well, I have to look for a way out anyway. Maybe if I follow it... / [[Roger pushes into bushes]]
/ Roger: [[thinking]] I smell a horsie... geez, we could use some weed killer around... http://crfh.net/d/20040423.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, April 24, 2004 | [[Back in the open ocean, the minisub roams]] / Dave: Where...?
/ Dave: We're out in the open ocean?
/ Dave: I can't believe you had the guts to do it. I hope that you... / [[Dave notices his hands are tied together. Dr. Sydney pilots the minisub]]
/ Dave: Huh???
/ Dr. Sydney: What?
/ Dave: You bound... http://crfh.net/d/20040424.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, April 25, 2004 | Dave: Okay, I'll bite. What was your REASONING behind tying me up? I thought you KNEW what I can do with my eyes.
/ Dr. Sydney: I know. But if you try, I'm gonna punch you in your midsection. In your state, you'll go out like a light. Then, I'll kill you. / Dave: If you don't care about killing... http://crfh.net/d/20040425.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Back at the apartments...]]
/ Marsha: Hey April, wake up! We fell asleep.
/ Marsha: Geez, the sun's already setting, too...
/ April: MGRRGGHLN.
/ Marsha: C'mon, you said you wanted to get out of here... / [[April sits up. Her nose is still red]]
/ April: Man... I can't believe this happened. Now I'm... http://crfh.net/d/20040426.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[April grimaces on the floor; Marsha tries to rouse her]]
/ Marsha: April! Hey April! This is not funny, dammit!
/ April: Ugh. Not feeling well.
/ Marsha: Do you have a fever? Do you want me to call a doctor?
/ April: Nnno. I... have to get up. I have to... / [[April gets up, her head spinning]]
/ April:... http://crfh.net/d/20040427.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 28, 2004 | [[Back in the minisub, in the open ocean, Dr. Sydney regains consciousness]]
/ Dr. Sydney: WHOA. Did anyone get the plate of the fridge that hit me?
/ Dr. Sydney: Well, no more Mr. Nice Mad Scientist. I... / [[Dr. Sydney notices Dave cheerfully munching on a snack bar]]
/ Dr. Sydney: Wait, you're eating... http://crfh.net/d/20040428.html |
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