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College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, February 21, 2004 Mike: Uh, Roger? Are you in there? / Roger: [[off-panel]] Of course I'm here, Mike. Why do you ask? Did you think I was gonna eat Dave, or what? / Mike: Well, for a second there, yes. Sorry, but seeing you paint the walls with human organs makes me a little bit nervous. / [[Roger is still BIG werecoyote......
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, February 22, 2004 Mike: Roger, we don't have time for this. / Roger: [[in Satan's voice]] Roger has left the building. But you and I share some good memories... oh wait, you have amnesia now, right? I guess I could remind you by traditional means... or just hurt you really bad and wait for it all to return to you. / Mike:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 23, 2004 [[Mike works on Dave's handcuffs]] / Mike: Nice bullet wound. Do you think you can walk? We need to get you out of here. / Dave: Don't feel well at ALL. OWowow. C-careful... / Mike: Why in the name of H'astur did you attempt an escape while you were STILL cuffed? / Dave: OW. I... panicked. Stufffpid. / Mike:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Mike: [[thinking]] *sigh* / Mike: [[thinking]] Don't think about it Mike, you'll freeze up if you do. / [[Mike covers Roger with his gown] / Mike: [[thinking]] You could take one, but they have more chances together. / Mike: [[thinking]] The only thing they need to do is survive. You'll do the rest. / [[Mike...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 25, 2004 [[In the interrogation room of the secret base, Mike fits a guard's glove onto his hand. Roger looks about in panic, trembling. He is naked and covered in blood.]] / Roger: Hhh... Uh, what happened here? / Mike: You went into a human-flesh eating contest with yourself? / Roger: No, I didn't. I am... sure... / Mike:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 26, 2004 [[Meanwhile, back on campus... Mike's dad knocks on his door]] / [[Paul, in full drag and cat ears, answers it. Diana hovers behind him]] / Mike's Dad: Well, HELLOOOO. / Paul: Hiii. / Mike's Dad: Mike still lives here, I hope. / Paul: Oh, YEAH. / Mike's Dad: I hope I'm interrupting something interesting....
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Marsha and April approach the boys' apartment. April's nose is red]] / Marsha: Is that Mike's dad??? / April: I think he is. / Marsha: Why do you think he's here? I hope nothing happened to him. / April: <> / April: Nothing ever happens to Mike. Mike HAPPENS to other people, tho. / Marsha: Hey....
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Marsha: So they haven't been here at ALL??? And I guess they missed classes today too. Weird. Not that Mike cares that much, but Dave... / Diana: I know. I thought Roger was with you guys. I'm getting worried... / Diana: And we were hoping Dave would get his cat so we can go back to our own place... / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Diana and Marsha return to Diana's house to rescue the cat. The place has been trashed]] / Diana: Oh my. / Marsha: Well, I can see Chester was very pissed. / Diana: It's a good thing we didn't use to own that much stuff... / Marsha: Oh, here you are! / Marsha: Wow, you look so cute when you're grumpy! / Chester:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Marsha carries Chester back into the apartment]] / April: Right. Well, Margaret's not here. I guess she'll come back when she's ready. / Marsha: *I* think we should go look for her, but maybe I'm just UNUSUALLY loyal to my friends. / April: We'll see. Anyway, I really don't have that much stuff to...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives April: It's not about you. I'm not looking for self-pity. I just have nothing to do here. I want to be alone. / Marsha: FINE. Then I'll help you, so you can get your ass out of here as soon as possible. / April: I don't need your help. / Marsha: So? I want to do it. Try and stop me. / April: You're...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 4, 2004 [[Flashback: Dave talks to Margaret]] / Dave: Tonight a bull attacked me and I fell off a cliff and almost drowned twice. Then my date landed a flying kick on me. And I'm still here. Don't you see? I'm UNBREAKABLE. / Margaret: You know, I'm starting to think you are. / Dave: Indestructible... heh... / [[Flashback:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! [[Flashback. Closeup on two clasped hands]] / Dave: [[off-panel]] I know I promised to call you. I... I just couldn't do it. / Blue: [[off-panel]] Why not? I thought you trusted me. / Dave: [[off-panel]] It's not that. It's SO not that. I guess... I guess I'm starting to care about you. And I'm afraid...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, March 6, 2004 [[Roger, in werecoyote form, extracts Dave's bullet]] / Dave: oouGGHH!!! / Roger: Sorry. Can't be helped, tho. / Dave: GGH! Hhhn... / Roger: Almost done here. I'll just clean it with alcohol and patch you up. / Dave: AGHGOGOL??? Hou hodda dee HUGGING HIGGING GHEEEE!!! / Roger: Well, you're set. Not...
College Roomies from Hell!!! [[Inside the underwater base at Dundun Island. Dave lying on the sub's seat. Roger in were-coyote form, covered with blood.]] / Dave: Where's Mike? / Roger: He went on by himself to look for a way out. He said he'd be back. Honestly, I don't have a lot of hope. / Dave: The suicidal idiot. / Roger: Here,...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 8, 2004 [[Dave recovers, Roger guards him as only a werecoyote can]] / Roger: Dave, don't be RIDICULOUS. I didn't eat Mike. / Dave: Prove it. / Roger: What? I can't prove it! / Dave: Tell me, does he know we're here? / Roger: Well, no. / Dave: How is he gonna find us, then? / Roger: That's... a good question. / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike explores the underwater island complex. He is wearing a guard's uniform. He stands beneath a wall map, complete with "You are here" marker]] / Mike: [[thinking]] Well, neat. At least I'm only half-lost now... / [[Two guards approach]] / Guard A: And last I heard, everybody was resting in pieces....
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, March 10, 2004 [[Mike, dressed as a guard, holds a gun on two real guards]] / Guard B: And who are YOU? I don't think I have seen you before... / Mike: Of course not. I'm a section D guy. Just call me Hawaii. / Guard B: Hawaii is taken? Awww. / Guard A: If you're section D, what are you doing here? / Mike: What are...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 11, 2004 [[Long shot of the mini-sub]] / Dave: [[off-panel]] Mike's back. / Roger: [[off-panel]] Huh? / Dave: [[off-panel]] He's back. Back to himself, I mean. / Roger: [[off-panel]] Ah, yeah. / Dave: [[off-panel]] Thank God. / Roger: [[off-panel]] Well, he's back to nasty. So why are you glad? / Dave: [[off-panel]]...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 12, 2004 [[Mike, dressed as a guard, has been led to the nerve center of Section B. Here, we see Brazil ordering more guards about]] / Brazil: Yeah, I want every inch of this section covered. They don't have a lot of places to hide, so... / Guard A: Brazil? Sir? / Brazil: What is it NOW? Don't you see I'm busy...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Dave: Roger... / Roger: Don't say anything. Please. / Dave: It was self-defense. / Roger: It's not self-defense if it felt GOOD. / Dave: They were torturing you. Anybody would go nuts. / Roger: I have never been saner. That's why most of the time I ACT nuts. / Roger: Being sane is too painful and scary....
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, March 16, 2004 [[Mike, wearing a guard's uniform, leads Brazil off to answer to Damascus. Brazil enters the keycode to open to door]] / Mike: Hey, don't get mad at me. I'm only following orders. If it was up to me, you'd get another chance... / Brazil: Spare me your frigging good intentions. / Mike: Besides, perhaps...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, March 17, 2004 [[Mike, in a guard's uniform, prods Brazil at gunpoint toward Damascus]] / Mike: [[thinking]] Certainly that was an important thing to miss... But everything's happening very FAST. I can barely keep up. Anyway... I'm doing pretty good, considering... / Mike: [[thinking]] Now, I have to be extremely focused,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 18, 2004 [[Blue is at school. She answers the telephone]] / Blue: Oh! hi, Pa! / Blue: No, it's okay, I'm between classes! / Blue: Sure, ask away! / Blue: What? Something weird? Uh... / Blue: Well, pa. I thought you knew already. / Blue: No! But why are you freaking out? He's just the same old Mike. With a...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 19, 2004 [[Now Brazil has the gun on Mike. Unfortunately, Mike's tentacle is suckered to the glass wall]] / Brazil: Well, start walking. You still have to be tortured. But no hard feelings, I'm just following orders. / Mike: Walk, where? In case you hadn't noticed, I'm STUCK. Or why do you think I'm standing...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, March 20, 2004 [[Mike is stuck to the glass, but has been detained by Brazil]] / Brazil: [[on radio]] Yeah, Hall B-3. With the largest cattleprods you can find. / Mike: Heheheh! What a LOSER! How come you're giving orders around here, anyway? / Brazil: [[on radio]] Oh, and send one of the surgeons too. / Mike: Mommy!...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, March 21, 2004 [[Brazil wraps his hand around Mike's throat and begins smacking his head against the glass wall]] / Mike: [[thinking]] crap that HURTS / <> / Mike: [[thinking]] I'm sure of something NOW I'm sure I can't think but he didn't he DIDN'T call anyone he just wants to finish me / <> / Mike: [[thinking]]...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 22, 2004 [[Mike approaches the prone Brazil, who nurses a bleeding nose]] / Mike: Uuugh. You... messed my throat. Bad mistake. / Mike: I guess I'll have to let my little blue friend here do the talkin'... / [[Mike cracks his tentacle like a whip]] / <> / Brazil: Talking? Heh... / [[Mike spots Brazil reaching...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, March 23, 2004 [[Mike is underwater (again), this time in a flooded corridor of the Dundun Island complex]] / Mike: [[thinking]] It's totally flooded! I have to get out of here! Where's the...? / Mike: [[thinking]] Oh good God, I forgot about the sharks! / [[Mike swims upward. Sharks frolic beneath him]] / Mike: [[thinking]]...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike hauls himself back into the complex. He's in a hall of gantries]] / Mike: Gnnff! / [[Mike watches through the glass; sharks frenziedly tear at a cloud of blood]] / Mike: [[thinking]] Jesus, look at that! There goes Brazil. / Mike: [[thinking]] That... that could have been me! / Mike: [[thinking]]...
 

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