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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, February 21, 2004 | Mike: Uh, Roger? Are you in there?
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Of course I'm here, Mike. Why do you ask? Did you think I was gonna eat Dave, or what?
/ Mike: Well, for a second there, yes. Sorry, but seeing you paint the walls with human organs makes me a little bit nervous. / [[Roger is still BIG werecoyote...... http://crfh.net/d/20040221.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, February 22, 2004 | Mike: Roger, we don't have time for this.
/ Roger: [[in Satan's voice]] Roger has left the building. But you and I share some good memories... oh wait, you have amnesia now, right? I guess I could remind you by traditional means... or just hurt you really bad and wait for it all to return to you.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20040222.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 23, 2004 | [[Mike works on Dave's handcuffs]]
/ Mike: Nice bullet wound. Do you think you can walk? We need to get you out of here.
/ Dave: Don't feel well at ALL. OWowow. C-careful...
/ Mike: Why in the name of H'astur did you attempt an escape while you were STILL cuffed?
/ Dave: OW. I... panicked. Stufffpid. / Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20040223.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: [[thinking]] *sigh*
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Don't think about it Mike, you'll freeze up if you do. / [[Mike covers Roger with his gown]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] You could take one, but they have more chances together.
/ Mike: [[thinking]] The only thing they need to do is survive. You'll do the rest. / [[Mike... http://crfh.net/d/20040224.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 25, 2004 | [[In the interrogation room of the secret base, Mike fits a guard's glove onto his hand. Roger looks about in panic, trembling. He is naked and covered in blood.]]
/ Roger: Hhh... Uh, what happened here?
/ Mike: You went into a human-flesh eating contest with yourself?
/ Roger: No, I didn't. I am... sure...
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20040225.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 26, 2004 | [[Meanwhile, back on campus... Mike's dad knocks on his door]] / [[Paul, in full drag and cat ears, answers it. Diana hovers behind him]]
/ Mike's Dad: Well, HELLOOOO.
/ Paul: Hiii.
/ Mike's Dad: Mike still lives here, I hope.
/ Paul: Oh, YEAH.
/ Mike's Dad: I hope I'm interrupting something interesting.... http://crfh.net/d/20040226.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Marsha and April approach the boys' apartment. April's nose is red]]
/ Marsha: Is that Mike's dad???
/ April: I think he is.
/ Marsha: Why do you think he's here? I hope nothing happened to him.
/ April: < http://crfh.net/d/20040227.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Marsha: So they haven't been here at ALL??? And I guess they missed classes today too. Weird. Not that Mike cares that much, but Dave...
/ Diana: I know. I thought Roger was with you guys. I'm getting worried... / Diana: And we were hoping Dave would get his cat so we can go back to our own place...
/ Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20040229.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Diana and Marsha return to Diana's house to rescue the cat. The place has been trashed]]
/ Diana: Oh my.
/ Marsha: Well, I can see Chester was very pissed.
/ Diana: It's a good thing we didn't use to own that much stuff... / Marsha: Oh, here you are!
/ Marsha: Wow, you look so cute when you're grumpy!
/ Chester:... http://crfh.net/d/20040301.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Marsha carries Chester back into the apartment]]
/ April: Right. Well, Margaret's not here. I guess she'll come back when she's ready.
/ Marsha: *I* think we should go look for her, but maybe I'm just UNUSUALLY loyal to my friends.
/ April: We'll see. Anyway, I really don't have that much stuff to... http://crfh.net/d/20040302.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | April: It's not about you. I'm not looking for self-pity. I just have nothing to do here. I want to be alone.
/ Marsha: FINE. Then I'll help you, so you can get your ass out of here as soon as possible.
/ April: I don't need your help.
/ Marsha: So? I want to do it. Try and stop me.
/ April: You're... http://crfh.net/d/20040303.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 4, 2004 | [[Flashback: Dave talks to Margaret]]
/ Dave: Tonight a bull attacked me and I fell off a cliff and almost drowned twice. Then my date landed a flying kick on me. And I'm still here. Don't you see? I'm UNBREAKABLE.
/ Margaret: You know, I'm starting to think you are.
/ Dave: Indestructible... heh... / [[Flashback:... http://crfh.net/d/20040304.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Flashback. Closeup on two clasped hands]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] I know I promised to call you. I... I just couldn't do it.
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] Why not? I thought you trusted me.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] It's not that. It's SO not that. I guess... I guess I'm starting to care about you. And I'm afraid... http://crfh.net/d/20040305.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, March 6, 2004 | [[Roger, in werecoyote form, extracts Dave's bullet]]
/ Dave: oouGGHH!!!
/ Roger: Sorry. Can't be helped, tho.
/ Dave: GGH! Hhhn...
/ Roger: Almost done here. I'll just clean it with alcohol and patch you up.
/ Dave: AGHGOGOL??? Hou hodda dee HUGGING HIGGING GHEEEE!!! / Roger: Well, you're set. Not... http://crfh.net/d/20040306.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Inside the underwater base at Dundun Island. Dave lying on the sub's seat. Roger in were-coyote form, covered with blood.]]
/ Dave: Where's Mike?
/ Roger: He went on by himself to look for a way out. He said he'd be back. Honestly, I don't have a lot of hope.
/ Dave: The suicidal idiot.
/ Roger: Here,... http://crfh.net/d/20040307.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 8, 2004 | [[Dave recovers, Roger guards him as only a werecoyote can]]
/ Roger: Dave, don't be RIDICULOUS. I didn't eat Mike.
/ Dave: Prove it.
/ Roger: What? I can't prove it!
/ Dave: Tell me, does he know we're here?
/ Roger: Well, no.
/ Dave: How is he gonna find us, then?
/ Roger: That's... a good question.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20040308.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike explores the underwater island complex. He is wearing a guard's uniform. He stands beneath a wall map, complete with "You are here" marker]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Well, neat. At least I'm only half-lost now... / [[Two guards approach]]
/ Guard A: And last I heard, everybody was resting in pieces.... http://crfh.net/d/20040309.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, March 10, 2004 | [[Mike, dressed as a guard, holds a gun on two real guards]]
/ Guard B: And who are YOU? I don't think I have seen you before...
/ Mike: Of course not. I'm a section D guy. Just call me Hawaii.
/ Guard B: Hawaii is taken? Awww.
/ Guard A: If you're section D, what are you doing here?
/ Mike: What are... http://crfh.net/d/20040310.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 11, 2004 | [[Long shot of the mini-sub]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Mike's back.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Huh?
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] He's back. Back to himself, I mean.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Ah, yeah.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Thank God.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Well, he's back to nasty. So why are you glad?
/ Dave: [[off-panel]]... http://crfh.net/d/20040311.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 12, 2004 | [[Mike, dressed as a guard, has been led to the nerve center of Section B. Here, we see Brazil ordering more guards about]]
/ Brazil: Yeah, I want every inch of this section covered. They don't have a lot of places to hide, so...
/ Guard A: Brazil? Sir?
/ Brazil: What is it NOW? Don't you see I'm busy... http://crfh.net/d/20040312.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: Roger...
/ Roger: Don't say anything. Please.
/ Dave: It was self-defense.
/ Roger: It's not self-defense if it felt GOOD.
/ Dave: They were torturing you. Anybody would go nuts.
/ Roger: I have never been saner. That's why most of the time I ACT nuts.
/ Roger: Being sane is too painful and scary.... http://crfh.net/d/20040314.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, March 16, 2004 | [[Mike, wearing a guard's uniform, leads Brazil off to answer to Damascus. Brazil enters the keycode to open to door]]
/ Mike: Hey, don't get mad at me. I'm only following orders. If it was up to me, you'd get another chance...
/ Brazil: Spare me your frigging good intentions.
/ Mike: Besides, perhaps... http://crfh.net/d/20040316.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, March 17, 2004 | [[Mike, in a guard's uniform, prods Brazil at gunpoint toward Damascus]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Certainly that was an important thing to miss... But everything's happening very FAST. I can barely keep up. Anyway... I'm doing pretty good, considering...
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Now, I have to be extremely focused,... http://crfh.net/d/20040317.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 18, 2004 | [[Blue is at school. She answers the telephone]]
/ Blue: Oh! hi, Pa!
/ Blue: No, it's okay, I'm between classes!
/ Blue: Sure, ask away!
/ Blue: What? Something weird? Uh... / Blue: Well, pa. I thought you knew already.
/ Blue: No! But why are you freaking out? He's just the same old Mike. With a... http://crfh.net/d/20040318.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 19, 2004 | [[Now Brazil has the gun on Mike. Unfortunately, Mike's tentacle is suckered to the glass wall]]
/ Brazil: Well, start walking. You still have to be tortured. But no hard feelings, I'm just following orders.
/ Mike: Walk, where? In case you hadn't noticed, I'm STUCK. Or why do you think I'm standing... http://crfh.net/d/20040319.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, March 20, 2004 | [[Mike is stuck to the glass, but has been detained by Brazil]]
/ Brazil: [[on radio]] Yeah, Hall B-3. With the largest cattleprods you can find.
/ Mike: Heheheh! What a LOSER! How come you're giving orders around here, anyway?
/ Brazil: [[on radio]] Oh, and send one of the surgeons too.
/ Mike: Mommy!... http://crfh.net/d/20040320.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, March 21, 2004 | [[Brazil wraps his hand around Mike's throat and begins smacking his head against the glass wall]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] crap that HURTS
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040321.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 22, 2004 | [[Mike approaches the prone Brazil, who nurses a bleeding nose]]
/ Mike: Uuugh. You... messed my throat. Bad mistake.
/ Mike: I guess I'll have to let my little blue friend here do the talkin'...
/ [[Mike cracks his tentacle like a whip]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040322.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, March 23, 2004 | [[Mike is underwater (again), this time in a flooded corridor of the Dundun Island complex]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] It's totally flooded! I have to get out of here! Where's the...?
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Oh good God, I forgot about the sharks! / [[Mike swims upward. Sharks frolic beneath him]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]]... http://crfh.net/d/20040323.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike hauls himself back into the complex. He's in a hall of gantries]]
/ Mike: Gnnff! / [[Mike watches through the glass; sharks frenziedly tear at a cloud of blood]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Jesus, look at that! There goes Brazil.
/ Mike: [[thinking]] That... that could have been me!
/ Mike: [[thinking]]... http://crfh.net/d/20040324.html |
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