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College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, January 18, 2004 {{Mr. Friendly, No-Depth, and the Sinister Dr. Spammy}} / Mr. Friendly: Spammy, get away from the egg. Otherwise whatever it hatches from it will think you're its MOMMY! / Dr. Spammy: Doctor designed & ENDORSED. / No-Depth: What? Do you mean you created it? / Mr. Friendly and No-Depth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! / Dr....
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 19, 2004 [[Meanwhile, Diana and Paul have somehow managed to extricate Paul's face from a cat. They now flee from Chester's wrath]] / Paul: RUN for your life! Mad kitty attack! Mad kitty attack! / Chester: <> / Diana: SHHH! The landlord is gonna kick us out! / Paul: Mad toaster attack! Mad toaster attack! / [[They...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, January 20, 2004 [[Meanwhile (!), back at the health spa, Marsha is FUMING]] / [[Marsha trails April]] / [[Marsha notices a fire extinguisher on the wall]] / [[Mental image: Marsha smashes the back of April's head with the fire extinguisher]] / [[Marsha recoils]] / Marsha: [[thinking]] No. / [[Marsha walks away from...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 21, 2004 [[Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, back at Dun-Dun Island, Mike is being examined by a cybernetically enhanced doctor]] / Dr. Sydney: Say "ah". / Mike: [[his mouth full of tongue depressor]] AhmahGADyaraglee. Nah affanse. / Dr. Sydney: Hey, I'm SO handsome. For a dead person. / Mike: Afyasaysah. / Dr. Sydney:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, January 22, 2004 [[Back at the health spa]] / Marsha: I can't find Margaret anywhere. / Marsha: Not that I expect you to be concerned... or help me look for her. / [[She sits, her back to April, who is facing away from her]] / Marsha: *sigh* / April: Why didn't you do it? / Marsha: Do what? / April: Why didn't you come after...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 23, 2004 April: I'm not like you, Marsha. I don't know how to flirt. I don't know how to seduce a guy. / April: I can't compete with you, and even if I could, he's already in love with you. / April: All I wanted was a little attention, good or bad, it was the same. I just... oh hell, I don't know. / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, January 24, 2004 {{Mr. Friendly, No-Depth, and the Sinister Dr. Spammy}} / Mr. Friendly: All RIGHT. Who was the funny guy? / No-Depth: [[off-panel]] Why is the world still here? / Mr. Friendly: Because this is a friggin' cardboard cutout! Someone stole your mouth AND my pretty Big Red Button of Destruction. / Dr. Spammy:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, January 25, 2004 {{Mr. Friendly, No-Depth, and the Sinister Dr. Spammy}} / Mr. Friendly: Well, what are you waiting for? Where's the squeaky hammer? / No-Depth: That's what I would like to know! / Mr. Friendly: Uh? No? Well, then what about the Deadly Foam Finger? / No-Depth: Gone. / Mr. Friendly: Then release the Poison...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 26, 2004 [[Back at the beauty spa... actually, on its roof]] / Marsha: I told you she was not on the roof. / April: It doesn't hurt to look again. / Marsha: Maybe if I knew why the hell she ran away... / April: I already told you, it's not my secret. I can't tell you. / Marsha: Why doesn't anybody friggin' tell me...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, January 27, 2004 [[Back on/in Dun-Dun Island... looking out through the walls, we see a mermaid, who is looking in. I'm going to call the Sinister Mastermind "Vernon", because it's faster to type :) ]] / Vernon: [[off-panel]] A fine specimen, don't you think? It's a shame we still don't get the singing ones. / Guard:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 28, 2004 [[Darkness]] / He was supposed to be interrogated. Too late for that, I already injected him with amnesia serum. Now WHY did you have to go and do THAT for??? That's the standard procedure with new prisoners. He's not new, you idiot, he escaped. I don't have any files on him, ergo, he's new, ergo,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, January 29, 2004 Mike: I don't know what you have been doing to me, but there will be time for rock and roll later. Now, I want to know where the hell I am, and how I can escape. Dig? / Dr. Sydney: You can't. This is an underwater island. / Mike: Fine. Well, if I remember how I got in, I'll be able to get out. So,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 30, 2004 [[Dr. Sydney produces a scalpel from his pocket and lunges at Mike with it]] / Mike: Now, if you behave and cooperate, I'll... HEY! / [[Mike pulls Dr. Sydney's metal face down to a convenient level and knees him in the nose]] / Mike: <> / <> / Mike: [[nursing his knee]] UUGH! Metal face!...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 2, 2004 [[The senior guard orders a junior guard. The senior guard is Brazil]] / Brazil: Wilson, you take care of the blond one. Seems to me that's the easiest to crack. I'll handle the other. Remember, we can't lose a lot of time with them... there's still a lot to do before everything starts. / Junior Guard:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 3, 2004 [[We see Dr. Sydney, lying in a pool of blood on the surgery floor]] / Guard 1: [[off-panel]] WHAT? What the hell happened here??? / Guard 2: [[off-panel]] DAMN. / Guard 1: [[off-panel]] Who could have done this? / Guard 2: [[off-panel]] I think someone tried very clumsily to cover a mistake. / Guard 2:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 4, 2004 [[Guard 2 begins unloading his weapon in Mike's direction. Mike clings to the IV stand, kicking the gurney into the guard and disrupting his aim]] / [[Mike strikes the guard with the IV stand, causing shards of pain...]] / [[... before backswinging the stand into the guard's crotch]]
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 5, 2004 Mike: Don't feel bad, guys. I've spent fourteen years escaping from thugs that are better trained than you. / Mike: Who runs this place, anyway??? One mistake after another. / Mike: You need smaller guns. / Mike: Too much paranoia and not enough crisis management. / [[Mike strips off and discards his...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 6, 2004 [[Flashback: Dave "insults" Margaret in the woods]] / Margaret: Sexyshoulders? Pfft! What kind of a lousy insult is that? Hehehehe! / [[Flashback: Margaret dancing at the club]] / [[Dave lies in his cell, the shadows of guards darkening his walls]] / Dave: [[thinking]] I have to see you again. / [[Dave...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 9, 2004 [[Mike, in surgical greens, wanders the corridors of the complex]] / Guard: [[off-panel]] Hey! YOU! / Guard: [[off-pane]] Have you seen Dr. Sydney? I have no answer from him! / Mike: [[making 'bottle' gestures]] Dr. Sydney??? Heh. Good luck with THAT. Last time I saw him, he was passed out on the...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 10, 2004 [[Dave is being led/pushed down a corridor by three guards]] / <> / Dave: *GASP* Roger??? What... what's happening to him? / Guard A: You'll find out soon enough. Now walk. / Dave: What, like a turtle to the slaughterhouse??? I'm not going anywhere! / Guard B: Listen, kid, you don't...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 11, 2004 [[Dave lies on the floor, surrounded by guards' boots, which unfortunately for him, contain guards]] / Guard C: [[off-panel]] Hey, Sleeping Beauty! Get up already. I didn't punch you that hard! / Guard C: [[off-panel]] Unless you want some more tenderizing. / Guard B: [[off-panel]] It'd be fun, but there's...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 12, 2004 [[Dave flees down the corridor]] / Guard: HEY! / [[Dave glances behind, worried]] / Guard: [[off-panel]] Stop right there! I'm gonna shoot! / Dave: [[turns toward the guard, his eyes glowing blue]] REALLY. / [[The guard's gun flies as his hand is struck by a laser bolt]] / <> / <> / Guard:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 13, 2004 [[The flying gun and spraying bullets have taken out the light fixtures. Dave crouches in the darkened corridor]] / Dave: [[thinking]] Dammit! I can't see a THING! / Dave: [[thinking]] He's not making any noises... maybe he passed out. / Dave: [[thinking]] I should have aimed for the head, but those stupid...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, February 14, 2004 [[Dave forces himself upright, bracing himself against the wall. Bloodstains smear the wall nearby]] / <> / <> / <> / [[Dave squeezes one eye open]] / <> / <> / Dave: [[thinking]] Don't wanna look... / <> / <> / <> / [[Dave's eyes slam toward the sound]] / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, February 15, 2004 [[A guard, in the dark, speaks on a walkie-talkie]] / <> / <> / <> / <http://crfh.net/d/20040215.html
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 16, 2004 [[Mike is wandering through the corridors, dressed in surgical greens, with mask. A guard hails him]] / Guard: Hey, where are you going? You're needed here! / Mike: Wha? / Guard: Medical support? / Mike: Uh... sorry, lights went out, and I didn't notice the door... / Guard: Good thing you're finally here....
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 17, 2004 [[Mike, in surgical greens and mask, examines Roger, who is strapped to a torture table]] / Roger: Uuuh...!!! / Mike: Shhh. I'm trying to feel your pulse here. / Guard: [[off-panel]] Hey, Wilson? Could you come here for a minute? / Mike: All right, man. On the count of three... / Roger: No... n-no, I...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 18, 2004 [[Roger is strapped to a torture table. Mike is wearing surgical greens, but his cunning disguise has been rumbled. Guard A holds a gun on him. Guard B holds a cattle prod]] / Guard A: Put 'em up where I can see them. Guys, strap this one in too. This job might even get us better names. I think...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 19, 2004 [[Roger, having exceeded breaking point, breaks out in werecoyote. BIG werecoyote. We're talking Chewbacca on steroids, folks. The straps on his torture table just aren't up to the strain, and in fact the entire torture table goes the way of Roger's clothing]] / <> / Feral Creature Which Was...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 20, 2004 [[Mike watches, distressed, as fragments of shredded guard fly past]] / Mike: [[thinking]] Wow... first he kills my buoy, and now... Uh, guy with gun. / Mike: [[thinking]] Where did that thought come from? The raft... was it a dream? / Mike: [[thinking]] Am I dreaming this? Everything is... off. So...
 

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