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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 26, 2003 | [[Diana reads Roger's journal]]
/ Roger's Journal: May 20. Sometimes I scare myself. It seems that I'm made of pure, unadulterated RAGE... waiting for me at every corner, and WHISPERING... "what do you want your mind for? It's a chain that keeps you a prisoner. You don't need to follow any stinking... http://crfh.net/d/20031126.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 27, 2003 | Margaret: Aaw. It's too bad we have to go home tomorrow...
/ April: [[unpacking her pajamas]] I'm going to start saving to come back soon.
/ Marsha: C'mon, you're not going to bed already, are you??? Let's play something! Who's up for a round of Truth or Dare? / Margaret: Oooooooy yeah! Let's play... http://crfh.net/d/20031127.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 28, 2003 | [[Meanwhile, aboard a small liferaft, tossing in a violent storm...]]
/ Dave: I am starting to get SLIGHTLY WORRIED about this!
/ Roger: Don't worry, I calculate we have at least another ten seconds before this raft capsizes or a wave sends us flying away!
/ Dave: Good! I still have time to crap my pants,... http://crfh.net/d/20031128.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, December 1, 2003 | [[Back at the beauty spa, the girls are getting into a game of Truth or Dare...]]
/ April: So, Marsha? Truth or Dare?
/ Marsha: Truth!
/ April: Answer this. Did you and Mike ever DO it?
/ Marsha: Pfft! Well, yeah.
/ April: REALLY. And what was it like? / Marsha: [[blushing]] Heeheehee! I should have... http://crfh.net/d/20031201.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, December 2, 2003 | [[The boys are in a life raft, in a storm]]
/ Mike: WHOA, NELLY!
/ Dave: NGGGHH! OhGod OHMYGODplease...
/ Roger: Aw, stop moaning! Die with some dignity!
/ Dave: I don't wanna die! Unlike you, you QUITTERNNN!
/ Roger: Oh YEAH? I want to see you trying to tell Margaret something like that!
/ Dave: You are... http://crfh.net/d/20031202.html |
| crfh.net/d/20031203.html | [[The granddaddy of all waves whips the life raft from underneath Our Heroes]] / Mike, Dave, Roger: AAAAAAHH! |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, December 4, 2003 | [[Back at the beauty spa, the game of Truth or Dare continues]]
/ April: So, Margaret, Truth or Dare? Although I don't know why I bother asking... I'm sure you'll pick Dare.
/ Margaret: Why are you so sure?
/ Marsha: Margaret, you'd die before talking about yourself.
/ April: Marsha's right. So let's see,... http://crfh.net/d/20031204.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, December 5, 2003 | Margaret: Dave is my best friend, and I love him very much. But I can't tell him that.
/ Margaret: He'd take it the wrong way, and it'd end up hurting him. And he deserves to be happy... even if it means I'll lose him. / Margaret: So there, I got all emotional and stuff. Are you happy now?
/ April:... http://crfh.net/d/20031205.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, December 8, 2003 | [[Back on the high seas, Mike hooks his tentacle onto the life raft]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20031208.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, December 9, 2003 | [[Storm, middle of the night, ocean. Dave reaches for a hand, just as it's going down]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20031209.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, December 10, 2003 | [[Back at the health spa, April has to fulfil a Dare. We see her legs, as she drops her panties]]
/ April: This is ridiculous.
/ Margaret?: [[off-panel]] Just do it. / April: [[backstroking]] Hehehe. Skinny-dipping in the pool? Seriously, what kind of Dare is that? PFFT. / April: [[treading water]]... http://crfh.net/d/20031210.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, December 11, 2003 | Margaret: She's totally clueless, isn't she?
/ Marsha: Yeah. I almost feel sorry for her. ALMOST.
/ April: [[off-panel]] Heh. You're just trying to scare me...
/ Margaret: Heheh! You still don't get it! We're still playing Truth or Dare. Except it's more like Truth or Punishment. / Marsha?: [[off-panel]]... http://crfh.net/d/20031211.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, December 12, 2003 | [[Meanwhile, Paul is exploring an alley]]
/ Paul: C'mon, Chester. I know you're here.
/ Paul: I have some fish sticks I'm gonna eat all by myself. / [[Paul finds a scrap of red cloth]]
/ Paul: [[thinking]] Mmh. He got rid of the bow. Aaaaw, pity.
/ Paul: [[thinking]] I have to find him soon or Diana... http://crfh.net/d/20031212.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, December 15, 2003 | [[Diana returns home]] / [[Diana gets inside, to be confronted by Paul, who has a cat on his face. The cat's tail is flicking wildly]]
/ Paul: Don't yell at me. It's not what it looks like...
/ Chester: < http://crfh.net/d/20031215.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, December 16, 2003 | [[Meanwhile, at the beauty spa, the girls play Truth or Punishment]]
/ Marsha: Perhaps you think I'm a real IDIOT because I never said anything, but really, I was curious. I was wondering just how far you'd go.
/ Marsha: I wanted to see just how big a hypocrite you were.
/ Marsha: Turns out to be you never... http://crfh.net/d/20031216.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, December 17, 2003 | [[Back at the life raft, the lads look into the light streaming from above...]]
/ Mike: It's a chopper!
/ Roger: It must be the Coast Guard!
/ Dave: We are SAVED! / [[In long shot, we see the chopper hovering as they climb the rope ladder into its belly]]
/ ?: OUCH! You stepped on my eyeball!
/ ?: Sorry... / [[All... http://crfh.net/d/20031217.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, December 18, 2003 | [[We see the boys' rescuer -- or rather, we see the exterior of the rugged amphibious suit he's wearing]]
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] Say, what's with the funny suits?
/ Rescuer: Amphibian Life Support System. We were prepared for underwater rescue.
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] OOh. You guys think of everything. / Rescuer:... http://crfh.net/d/20031218.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Marsha: You didn't answer the question. When did it start? Last year, when Mike and I started dating?
/ April: [[off-panel]] You don't know a THING, do you?
/ Marsha: Maybe it's a trick question. Answer it anyway.
/ April: [[off-panel]] Fine. My first conscious effort was telling you about the kiss. / Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20040105.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Marsha: What the HELL? Did you hear that, Margaret? I think she has just completely lost her mind.
/ April: [[off-panel]] And YOU can relate to that, huh?
/ Marsha: I can't find another explanation. You were nice, and you imposed your moral point of view on us. How do you justify yourself on THIS?... http://crfh.net/d/20040106.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret takes April's bikini from Marsha]]
/ Marsha: HEY! What are you doing?
/ Margaret: Give her her clothes back.
/ Marsha: Why?
/ Margaret: It's not her fault. / [[April re-dresses]]
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] You heard her say it! She did it all on purpose!
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] She's being manipulated.... http://crfh.net/d/20040107.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, January 8, 2004 | Marsha: Margaret?
/ Margaret: [[stumbling away, rubbing her eyes]] NO! Leave me alone! I won't infect anyone else with this! / Marsha: Was... was it something I said? I have never seen her like this bef- / [[April punches Marsha right in the solar plexus]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20040108.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 9, 2004 | [[Meanwhile, Diana tries to remove a cat from Paul's face]]
/ Diana: Okay, Chester, come with Auntie Di, and...
/ Chester: < http://crfh.net/d/20040109.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, January 10, 2004 | {{Mr. Friendly, No-Depth, and the Sinister Dr. Spammy}}
/ Mr. Friendly: ZZZZZ... ohyeahbaby, shake your booty...
/ No-Depth: Psst! Hey! Hey, Mr. Friendly! Wake up, dude! / Mr. Friendly: How many times do I have to tell you? Don't you EVER interrupt a pirate dream!
/ No-Depth: We have a crisis! No... http://crfh.net/d/20040110.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, January 11, 2004 | {{Mr. Friendly, No-Depth, and the Sinister Dr. Spammy}}
/ Dr. Spammy: Look y.o.u.n.g.e.r. and betterthanEVAR!!!!111
/ Mr. Friendly: What the hell is THAT? An EGG?
/ No-Depth: I don't CARE! Look at my face! Someone stole my mouth!!
/ Mr. Friendly: If someone stole your mouth how come you're still talking?
/ No-Depth:... http://crfh.net/d/20040111.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 12, 2004 | [[Dave, Roger and Mike are wrapped in blankets, on a chopper headed toward the sinister-sounding Dun Dun Island. Mike is asleep]]
/ Dave: Sheesh, look at that.
/ Roger: What?
/ Dave: He's asleep. How can he fall asleep in our situation?
/ Roger: We are all exhausted. Besides, what IS exactly our situation?
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20040112.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, January 13, 2004 | [[A viewing screen, clearly showing an island]]
/ Roger?: [[off-panel]] Dun Dun Island on the screen. / Dave: [[looking out window]] What? I don't see anything. Are we going to descend into the middle of the ocean???
/ Roger?: [[off-panel]] Shh.
/ Roger?: [[off-panel]] LOOK. / [[The 'chopper hovers... http://crfh.net/d/20040113.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 14, 2004 | [[Armed guards silently watch the chopper come into land]] / [[Some guards handcuff Our Heroes]]
/ Mike: HEY! What's with all the cuffing and stuff?
/ Dave: Shh, Mike, you're gonna get us into trouble...
/ Mike: What, you mean this doesn't look to you like TROUBLE??? / Roger: You're gonna ruin everything...... http://crfh.net/d/20040114.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, January 15, 2004 | Senior Guard: What the HELL? How did YOU manage to escape?
/ Mike: I accidentally challenged the Octopi King to a fight to the death!
/ Senior Guard: HUH? Thompson! HEY, THOMPSON! / Junior Guard (Thompson): Uh... to be honest, sir, I didn't even know he was missing.
/ Senior Guard: Thompson, you are... http://crfh.net/d/20040115.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 16, 2004 | [[Dave has been placed in a cell. He rubs his wrist]]
/ Guard: [[off-panel]] Control? Close the A25.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I hope it closes on your [[obscured]] / [[Dave examines the walls of his cell]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Mmh. Metal walls! No visible lock on the door, and it's operated electronically... http://crfh.net/d/20040116.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, January 17, 2004 | {{Mr. Friendly, No-Depth, and the Sinister Dr. Spammy}}
/ Mr. Friendly: Everybody stand back and calm down! That thing is not to be touched by any of us!
/ No-Depth: But what if it stole my mouth? Why don't we conduct an extensive body search?
/ Dr. Spammy: Noothing?
/ Mr. Friendly: Because it's an EGG,... http://crfh.net/d/20040117.html |
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