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College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 26, 2003 [[Diana reads Roger's journal]] / Roger's Journal: May 20. Sometimes I scare myself. It seems that I'm made of pure, unadulterated RAGE... waiting for me at every corner, and WHISPERING... "what do you want your mind for? It's a chain that keeps you a prisoner. You don't need to follow any stinking...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 27, 2003 Margaret: Aaw. It's too bad we have to go home tomorrow... / April: [[unpacking her pajamas]] I'm going to start saving to come back soon. / Marsha: C'mon, you're not going to bed already, are you??? Let's play something! Who's up for a round of Truth or Dare? / Margaret: Oooooooy yeah! Let's play...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 28, 2003 [[Meanwhile, aboard a small liferaft, tossing in a violent storm...]] / Dave: I am starting to get SLIGHTLY WORRIED about this! / Roger: Don't worry, I calculate we have at least another ten seconds before this raft capsizes or a wave sends us flying away! / Dave: Good! I still have time to crap my pants,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, December 1, 2003 [[Back at the beauty spa, the girls are getting into a game of Truth or Dare...]] / April: So, Marsha? Truth or Dare? / Marsha: Truth! / April: Answer this. Did you and Mike ever DO it? / Marsha: Pfft! Well, yeah. / April: REALLY. And what was it like? / Marsha: [[blushing]] Heeheehee! I should have...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, December 2, 2003 [[The boys are in a life raft, in a storm]] / Mike: WHOA, NELLY! / Dave: NGGGHH! OhGod OHMYGODplease... / Roger: Aw, stop moaning! Die with some dignity! / Dave: I don't wanna die! Unlike you, you QUITTERNNN! / Roger: Oh YEAH? I want to see you trying to tell Margaret something like that! / Dave: You are...
 
crfh.net/d/20031203.html [[The granddaddy of all waves whips the life raft from underneath Our Heroes]] / Mike, Dave, Roger: AAAAAAHH!
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, December 4, 2003 [[Back at the beauty spa, the game of Truth or Dare continues]] / April: So, Margaret, Truth or Dare? Although I don't know why I bother asking... I'm sure you'll pick Dare. / Margaret: Why are you so sure? / Marsha: Margaret, you'd die before talking about yourself. / April: Marsha's right. So let's see,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, December 5, 2003 Margaret: Dave is my best friend, and I love him very much. But I can't tell him that. / Margaret: He'd take it the wrong way, and it'd end up hurting him. And he deserves to be happy... even if it means I'll lose him. / Margaret: So there, I got all emotional and stuff. Are you happy now? / April:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, December 8, 2003 [[Back on the high seas, Mike hooks his tentacle onto the life raft]] / <> / [[Dave surfaces, clutching his throat]] / Dave: Blaaargh! Salt water! / Mike: [[off-panel]] Dave? / [[We see that the two are not far apart]] / Mike: DAVE! Hey, Dave! / Dave: I'm here! I'm on my way! / Mike: What about...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, December 9, 2003 [[Storm, middle of the night, ocean. Dave reaches for a hand, just as it's going down]] / <> / [[Dave and Mike pull Roger's limp body onto the life raft]] / Mike: We're almost there! Just cooperate a little bit, man! / Roger: <<*cough*>> / Mike: What's the matter? Did you hit your head? / Dave:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, December 10, 2003 [[Back at the health spa, April has to fulfil a Dare. We see her legs, as she drops her panties]] / April: This is ridiculous. / Margaret?: [[off-panel]] Just do it. / April: [[backstroking]] Hehehe. Skinny-dipping in the pool? Seriously, what kind of Dare is that? PFFT. / April: [[treading water]]...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, December 11, 2003 Margaret: She's totally clueless, isn't she? / Marsha: Yeah. I almost feel sorry for her. ALMOST. / April: [[off-panel]] Heh. You're just trying to scare me... / Margaret: Heheh! You still don't get it! We're still playing Truth or Dare. Except it's more like Truth or Punishment. / Marsha?: [[off-panel]]...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, December 12, 2003 [[Meanwhile, Paul is exploring an alley]] / Paul: C'mon, Chester. I know you're here. / Paul: I have some fish sticks I'm gonna eat all by myself. / [[Paul finds a scrap of red cloth]] / Paul: [[thinking]] Mmh. He got rid of the bow. Aaaaw, pity. / Paul: [[thinking]] I have to find him soon or Diana...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, December 15, 2003 [[Diana returns home]] / [[Diana gets inside, to be confronted by Paul, who has a cat on his face. The cat's tail is flicking wildly]] / Paul: Don't yell at me. It's not what it looks like... / Chester: <> / Diana: GAAH! What the hell are you doing, Paul? I can't believe it! / Diana: You're wearing...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, December 16, 2003 [[Meanwhile, at the beauty spa, the girls play Truth or Punishment]] / Marsha: Perhaps you think I'm a real IDIOT because I never said anything, but really, I was curious. I was wondering just how far you'd go. / Marsha: I wanted to see just how big a hypocrite you were. / Marsha: Turns out to be you never...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, December 17, 2003 [[Back at the life raft, the lads look into the light streaming from above...]] / Mike: It's a chopper! / Roger: It must be the Coast Guard! / Dave: We are SAVED! / [[In long shot, we see the chopper hovering as they climb the rope ladder into its belly]] / ?: OUCH! You stepped on my eyeball! / ?: Sorry... / [[All...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, December 18, 2003 [[We see the boys' rescuer -- or rather, we see the exterior of the rugged amphibious suit he's wearing]] / Mike: [[off-panel]] Say, what's with the funny suits? / Rescuer: Amphibian Life Support System. We were prepared for underwater rescue. / Mike: [[off-panel]] OOh. You guys think of everything. / Rescuer:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Marsha: You didn't answer the question. When did it start? Last year, when Mike and I started dating? / April: [[off-panel]] You don't know a THING, do you? / Marsha: Maybe it's a trick question. Answer it anyway. / April: [[off-panel]] Fine. My first conscious effort was telling you about the kiss. / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Marsha: What the HELL? Did you hear that, Margaret? I think she has just completely lost her mind. / April: [[off-panel]] And YOU can relate to that, huh? / Marsha: I can't find another explanation. You were nice, and you imposed your moral point of view on us. How do you justify yourself on THIS?...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Margaret takes April's bikini from Marsha]] / Marsha: HEY! What are you doing? / Margaret: Give her her clothes back. / Marsha: Why? / Margaret: It's not her fault. / [[April re-dresses]] / Marsha: [[off-panel]] You heard her say it! She did it all on purpose! / Margaret: [[off-panel]] She's being manipulated....
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, January 8, 2004 Marsha: Margaret? / Margaret: [[stumbling away, rubbing her eyes]] NO! Leave me alone! I won't infect anyone else with this! / Marsha: Was... was it something I said? I have never seen her like this bef- / [[April punches Marsha right in the solar plexus]] / <> / Marsha: <> / [[April...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 9, 2004 [[Meanwhile, Diana tries to remove a cat from Paul's face]] / Diana: Okay, Chester, come with Auntie Di, and... / Chester: <> / Paul: OW OW! Wait, wait! He's biting me harder! / Diana: [[holding up a tin of tuna]] Can of tuna for the kitty! But you have to come down from there... / Chester: <> / Paul:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, January 10, 2004 {{Mr. Friendly, No-Depth, and the Sinister Dr. Spammy}} / Mr. Friendly: ZZZZZ... ohyeahbaby, shake your booty... / No-Depth: Psst! Hey! Hey, Mr. Friendly! Wake up, dude! / Mr. Friendly: How many times do I have to tell you? Don't you EVER interrupt a pirate dream! / No-Depth: We have a crisis! No...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, January 11, 2004 {{Mr. Friendly, No-Depth, and the Sinister Dr. Spammy}} / Dr. Spammy: Look y.o.u.n.g.e.r. and betterthanEVAR!!!!111 / Mr. Friendly: What the hell is THAT? An EGG? / No-Depth: I don't CARE! Look at my face! Someone stole my mouth!! / Mr. Friendly: If someone stole your mouth how come you're still talking? / No-Depth:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 12, 2004 [[Dave, Roger and Mike are wrapped in blankets, on a chopper headed toward the sinister-sounding Dun Dun Island. Mike is asleep]] / Dave: Sheesh, look at that. / Roger: What? / Dave: He's asleep. How can he fall asleep in our situation? / Roger: We are all exhausted. Besides, what IS exactly our situation? / Mike:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, January 13, 2004 [[A viewing screen, clearly showing an island]] / Roger?: [[off-panel]] Dun Dun Island on the screen. / Dave: [[looking out window]] What? I don't see anything. Are we going to descend into the middle of the ocean??? / Roger?: [[off-panel]] Shh. / Roger?: [[off-panel]] LOOK. / [[The 'chopper hovers...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 14, 2004 [[Armed guards silently watch the chopper come into land]] / [[Some guards handcuff Our Heroes]] / Mike: HEY! What's with all the cuffing and stuff? / Dave: Shh, Mike, you're gonna get us into trouble... / Mike: What, you mean this doesn't look to you like TROUBLE??? / Roger: You're gonna ruin everything......
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, January 15, 2004 Senior Guard: What the HELL? How did YOU manage to escape? / Mike: I accidentally challenged the Octopi King to a fight to the death! / Senior Guard: HUH? Thompson! HEY, THOMPSON! / Junior Guard (Thompson): Uh... to be honest, sir, I didn't even know he was missing. / Senior Guard: Thompson, you are...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 16, 2004 [[Dave has been placed in a cell. He rubs his wrist]] / Guard: [[off-panel]] Control? Close the A25. / Dave: [[thinking]] I hope it closes on your [[obscured]] / [[Dave examines the walls of his cell]] / Dave: [[thinking]] Mmh. Metal walls! No visible lock on the door, and it's operated electronically...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, January 17, 2004 {{Mr. Friendly, No-Depth, and the Sinister Dr. Spammy}} / Mr. Friendly: Everybody stand back and calm down! That thing is not to be touched by any of us! / No-Depth: But what if it stole my mouth? Why don't we conduct an extensive body search? / Dr. Spammy: Noothing? / Mr. Friendly: Because it's an EGG,...
 

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