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College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 19, 2003 [[The girls are undergoing massage]] / Margaret: Well, this feels rrrreally good... HEY! What's with the camera??? / Margaret's Masseur: It's for your own security, ma'am. It ensures there won't be any inappropriate behaviour... / April: [[thinking]] Not even a little bit of inappropriateness? AAAAW. / Marsha's...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 20, 2003 [[Mike is leaning over the edge of the liferaft, staring into the water and smiling vaguely]] / Mike: What? What did you say? / Mike: That's funny! / Mike: *snicker* / Dave: Is Mike brain-dead or what? / Roger: Dunno. Don't want to find out. / Dave: Do you think the lack of oxygen did actually damage his...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 21, 2003 Dave: Wait! Don't throw it back! / Mike: Why not? / Dave: Are you CRAZY? We can eat it! / Mike: We can't eat him... he's my friend! / Roger: Disregard my friend and his careless use of the "C" word. Still, you can't throw it back! / Mike: And what's YOUR reason? / Roger: Well, it would be pretty damn...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 22, 2003 Narrator: meanwhile... / [[Chester awakens]] / <> / [[Chester stretches]] / <<*crick crick crick*>> / [[Chester arches an eyebrow]] / <> / [[Chester sits at the base of the bed]] / <> / <> / <> / [[Chester sits on the bed]] / <> / [[Frustrated,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 23, 2003 [[Diana is up and dressed. Chester paws at her.]] / Diana: Where is Roger? Where are Dave and Mike? / Diana: They never came home to sleep... / Chester: <> / Diana: All right, all right, you're hungry. / [[Diana carries Chester out of the apartment]] / Diana: I can't find your food. / Diana:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 24, 2003 [[Diana chats to Chester, who is washing himself]] / Diana: Well, last time they spent several days in an orgy, so I think it's better to keep you here. At least I can feed you... / Diana: Although you should look out for... / [[Paul enters and spots Chester]] / Paul: KITTY!!! / [[Chester freezes]] / [[Meanwhile,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 25, 2003 [[Roger retrieves a piece of flotsam]] / Roger: YESSS!! Plastic bag! / Dave: What's so good about it? / Roger: We can use it to turn sea water into fresh water! / Dave: Get OUT. Really? / Roger: Yeah. Do you think you can bring water to a boiling point? / Dave: I think so. I can try. / Roger: Excellent....
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 26, 2003 [[The sun sets over our jolly life raft. Roger and Dave hold one conversation, Mike a distinct one]] / Dave: [[holding his head]] Uugh. I can't keep on doing this. My head is starting to throb. / Roger: Hey, that's okay. We have enough water for today. / Dave: Don't rhyme so much, it's annoying. / Mike:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 27, 2003 [[Dave and Roger check out what is happening in the water]] / Dave: Double-u-tee-eff??? There's a zillion octopuses under the raft! And they're moving it! / Roger: I think the word is "octopi". / Mike: Don't kill them! Please! / Roger: Let me guess. They're your friends? / Mike: YES! They're just trying...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 28, 2003 Paul: [[off-panel]] Ooooh Cheeeester? / Diana: Paul, stop trying to put bows on Chester! / Paul: [[off-panel]] Just one! He's so CUUUTE! / <> / <> / Landlord: [[off-panel]] Open up! It's the landlord! / [[Diana answers the door; it is, indeed, the landlord]] / Landlord: Hey, do you have...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Back on the life raft; Dave and Roger are staring at the stars]] / Dave: [[off-panel]] Wow. / Roger: [[off-panel]] I'd say. / Dave: [[off-panel]] I suppose it's just one of those things that are beautiful and sad at the same time. / Roger: [[off-panel]] Why sad? / Dave: [[off-panel]] I don't know. It makes...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 30, 2003 {{In realistic style}} / [[In woods]] / Margaret: All right, all right. Keep yourself busy. Gut and clean our breakfast, please. / Dave: Are you kidding? I failed biology in high school because I couldn't dissect an earthworm. I'd rather fish. / Dave: Do you realize I wouldn't do this for anybody else...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 31, 2003 [[Roger, in werecoyote form, notices Dave, tears streaming down his cheeks, sitting alone at the end of the liferaft.]] / Roger: Um. Dave, are you okay? / Dave: *sniff* Sure. / Roger: Do you want to talk or something? / Dave: Nuh-Uh. / Roger: Are you sure? / Dave: I just want to be alone, Roger. / Roger:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, November 1, 2003 Mike: Are you hurt? / Dave: No. / Mike: Are you sick? / Dave: No. / Roger: Mike, can we talk? / Mike: A sec! Is it because you don't have a car? You can borrow my convertible. / Dave: You just don't understand. Leave me alone. / Mike: Oh, I get it! It's because of Margaret, right? / Dave: Shut the f#@% UP,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, November 2, 2003 [[Meanwhile, back at the spa resort]] / Margaret: OWOW OW! / Attendant: If you can't take the exfoliant treatment, we could stop... / Margaret: NEVER!!! / Marsha: GAAAAH! / Attendant: What? / Marsha: Those are some REALLY hot stones! / Attendant: It's called Hot Stones Massage for a reason... / April: OOOUCH!...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 3, 2003 [[Diana leans, bored, on the wall near the bathroom door]] / [[Diana knocks on that door]] / Diana: Hey, Paul! Let me in! I want to brush my teeth! / Paul: [[off-panel, inside the bathroom]] Just a sec! / Diana: But you're just using the hairdryer! / [[The bathroom door opens, revealing Paul. He holds...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 4, 2003 [[Diana is in Roger's bedroom. She spots his pet rock Fluffy]] / Diana: There you are, Fluffy! I'll take you to my house. / Diana: When Roger gets back from his orgies, he'll be glad you were safe in a non-erosive environment. / [[Diana picks up Fluffy, sending a photograph (previously paperweighted...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 5, 2003 [[Back in the life raft. Dave has recovered; Roger has reverted]] / Dave: Well, that... was embarrassing. / Roger: EXTREMELY. / Dave: I'm sorry. / Roger: Don't apologize. I was not part of it, and Mike is back on octopicon. / Dave: I don't know what happened to me. I never thought I would... fall apart...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 7, 2003 [[Diana, stunned but carrying Fluffy, returns home]] / Paul: Back so soon? What happened? / [[She hands him the photograph]] / Paul: What is that? / [[Paul looks at the photo and is smitten]] / Paul: ZzzzzzzOINKS! Who is THAT??? / Diana: [[off-panel]] WHO ELSE??? Roger! / Paul: Aaaaw. I thought he looked...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 10, 2003 [[Back on the life raft...]] / Dave: You know what's the most depressing thing of all? / Roger: What, even MORE than everything you have told me? / Dave: The worst thing is, I can't even remember what it was like. / Dave: I remember the rain... and the deafening thunder... and the happiness so intense that...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 11, 2003 Dave: What, she LOVES me??? How can you say that? / Roger: I mean, if you were in her situation, wouldn't you do anything to keep her safe? Even if it meant you had to give up on her? / Dave: NO! Uh... / Roger: So what is more important, your happiness or her life? / Dave: Her life, of course... but...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike, Dave and Roger are in a life raft. Dave is holding the seaweed Mike just dumped on him.]] / Dave: What the heck's the matter with you, Mike. Can't you see I'm trying to THINK, here? / Mike: Sorry! I heard you rambling and thought the sun got to your head! / Dave: Worry about YOUR head, man! / Roger:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 13, 2003 Dave: [[removing his kelp wig]] What the heck's the matter with you, Mike? Can't you see I'm trying to THINK, here? / Mike: Sorry! I heard you rambling and thought the sun got to your head! / Dave: Worry about YOUR head, man! / Roger: All right, Dave, just don't take it out on Mike. / Dave: I'm sorry,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 14, 2003 Paul: [[still looking at the photo]] So why is it such a big deal? / Diana: It's not! So I can't understand why he couldn't just tell me! / Paul: I see so many people into weird things everyday... Unless... / Diana: Do you think April has a... kitten suit or something? / Paul: Nay, she's more the squirrel...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 18, 2003 [[The alley cats react with some hostility to Chester's attempt to start a trend in fluffy and beribboned]] / [[The alley cats chase Chester]] / [[Chester leaps from the top of a building into the garbage bins below]]
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 19, 2003 [[Chester, dazed, pulls himself from the trashcan]] / Paul: [[off-panel]] Cheeester! I got a little sweater for youuuu! / [[Chester flees]]
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 20, 2003 [[Diana searches April's room]] / Diana: [[thinking]] No squirrel/fox/bunny costume. Manga girl skirt, but I bet THAT one was to impress Mike. Not even fuzzy slippers. / Diana: [[thinking]] No kitty ears or paws in the drawers. / Diana: [[thinking]] A journal? But... this IS Roger's handwriting....
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 21, 2003 [[Back on the life raft]] / Roger: So, Mike, any news on how far we are from the coast? / Mike: Two turns, whatever that means. / Roger: Two days, maybe? Good! I don't know if I can stand a lot longer in the same raft with Optimus Whine. / Dave: [[off-panel]] I'm just TWO FEET AWAY, you know!!! / Roger:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 24, 2003 [[Dave and Roger are strewn with kelp]] / Dave: Well, the sun is going down. I guess I don't need this anymore. I have enough reasons to be pissed off besides of looking like a fool. / Roger: You know what your problem is? You think you're the center of the freaking universe. / Dave: You mean I'm NOT???...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 25, 2003 Dave: [[looking skyward]] Please tell me that was a whale burping, or something. / Mike: My friends say there's a storm coming, so they went to the depths. / Roger: STORM??? We're screwed! This raft is never gonna be able to resist a storm! / Mike: Aaw, so what? / Dave: So WHAT do you think? We're gonna...
 

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