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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 19, 2003 | [[The girls are undergoing massage]]
/ Margaret: Well, this feels rrrreally good... HEY! What's with the camera???
/ Margaret's Masseur: It's for your own security, ma'am. It ensures there won't be any inappropriate behaviour...
/ April: [[thinking]] Not even a little bit of inappropriateness? AAAAW.
/ Marsha's... http://crfh.net/d/20031019.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 20, 2003 | [[Mike is leaning over the edge of the liferaft, staring into the water and smiling vaguely]]
/ Mike: What? What did you say?
/ Mike: That's funny!
/ Mike: *snicker* / Dave: Is Mike brain-dead or what?
/ Roger: Dunno. Don't want to find out.
/ Dave: Do you think the lack of oxygen did actually damage his... http://crfh.net/d/20031020.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 21, 2003 | Dave: Wait! Don't throw it back!
/ Mike: Why not?
/ Dave: Are you CRAZY? We can eat it!
/ Mike: We can't eat him... he's my friend!
/ Roger: Disregard my friend and his careless use of the "C" word. Still, you can't throw it back! / Mike: And what's YOUR reason?
/ Roger: Well, it would be pretty damn... http://crfh.net/d/20031021.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 22, 2003 | Narrator: meanwhile...
/ [[Chester awakens]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20031022.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 23, 2003 | [[Diana is up and dressed. Chester paws at her.]]
/ Diana: Where is Roger? Where are Dave and Mike?
/ Diana: They never came home to sleep...
/ Chester: < http://crfh.net/d/20031023.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 24, 2003 | [[Diana chats to Chester, who is washing himself]]
/ Diana: Well, last time they spent several days in an orgy, so I think it's better to keep you here. At least I can feed you... / Diana: Although you should look out for...
/ [[Paul enters and spots Chester]]
/ Paul: KITTY!!!
/ [[Chester freezes]] / [[Meanwhile,... http://crfh.net/d/20031024.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 25, 2003 | [[Roger retrieves a piece of flotsam]]
/ Roger: YESSS!! Plastic bag!
/ Dave: What's so good about it?
/ Roger: We can use it to turn sea water into fresh water!
/ Dave: Get OUT. Really?
/ Roger: Yeah. Do you think you can bring water to a boiling point? / Dave: I think so. I can try.
/ Roger: Excellent.... http://crfh.net/d/20031025.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 26, 2003 | [[The sun sets over our jolly life raft. Roger and Dave hold one conversation, Mike a distinct one]]
/ Dave: [[holding his head]] Uugh. I can't keep on doing this. My head is starting to throb.
/ Roger: Hey, that's okay. We have enough water for today.
/ Dave: Don't rhyme so much, it's annoying.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20031026.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 27, 2003 | [[Dave and Roger check out what is happening in the water]]
/ Dave: Double-u-tee-eff??? There's a zillion octopuses under the raft! And they're moving it!
/ Roger: I think the word is "octopi".
/ Mike: Don't kill them! Please!
/ Roger: Let me guess. They're your friends?
/ Mike: YES! They're just trying... http://crfh.net/d/20031027.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 28, 2003 | Paul: [[off-panel]] Ooooh Cheeeester? / Diana: Paul, stop trying to put bows on Chester!
/ Paul: [[off-panel]] Just one! He's so CUUUTE!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20031028.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Back on the life raft; Dave and Roger are staring at the stars]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Wow.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] I'd say.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] I suppose it's just one of those things that are beautiful and sad at the same time.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Why sad?
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] I don't know. It makes... http://crfh.net/d/20031029.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 30, 2003 | {{In realistic style}}
/ [[In woods]]
/ Margaret: All right, all right. Keep yourself busy. Gut and clean our breakfast, please.
/ Dave: Are you kidding? I failed biology in high school because I couldn't dissect an earthworm. I'd rather fish. / Dave: Do you realize I wouldn't do this for anybody else... http://crfh.net/d/20031030.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 31, 2003 | [[Roger, in werecoyote form, notices Dave, tears streaming down his cheeks, sitting alone at the end of the liferaft.]]
/ Roger: Um. Dave, are you okay?
/ Dave: *sniff* Sure.
/ Roger: Do you want to talk or something?
/ Dave: Nuh-Uh. / Roger: Are you sure?
/ Dave: I just want to be alone, Roger.
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20031031.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, November 1, 2003 | Mike: Are you hurt?
/ Dave: No.
/ Mike: Are you sick?
/ Dave: No.
/ Roger: Mike, can we talk?
/ Mike: A sec! Is it because you don't have a car? You can borrow my convertible.
/ Dave: You just don't understand. Leave me alone.
/ Mike: Oh, I get it! It's because of Margaret, right?
/ Dave: Shut the f#@% UP,... http://crfh.net/d/20031101.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, November 2, 2003 | [[Meanwhile, back at the spa resort]]
/ Margaret: OWOW OW!
/ Attendant: If you can't take the exfoliant treatment, we could stop...
/ Margaret: NEVER!!! / Marsha: GAAAAH!
/ Attendant: What?
/ Marsha: Those are some REALLY hot stones!
/ Attendant: It's called Hot Stones Massage for a reason... / April: OOOUCH!... http://crfh.net/d/20031102.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 3, 2003 | [[Diana leans, bored, on the wall near the bathroom door]] / [[Diana knocks on that door]]
/ Diana: Hey, Paul! Let me in! I want to brush my teeth!
/ Paul: [[off-panel, inside the bathroom]] Just a sec!
/ Diana: But you're just using the hairdryer! / [[The bathroom door opens, revealing Paul. He holds... http://crfh.net/d/20031103.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 4, 2003 | [[Diana is in Roger's bedroom. She spots his pet rock Fluffy]]
/ Diana: There you are, Fluffy! I'll take you to my house.
/ Diana: When Roger gets back from his orgies, he'll be glad you were safe in a non-erosive environment. / [[Diana picks up Fluffy, sending a photograph (previously paperweighted... http://crfh.net/d/20031104.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 5, 2003 | [[Back in the life raft. Dave has recovered; Roger has reverted]]
/ Dave: Well, that... was embarrassing.
/ Roger: EXTREMELY.
/ Dave: I'm sorry.
/ Roger: Don't apologize. I was not part of it, and Mike is back on octopicon.
/ Dave: I don't know what happened to me. I never thought I would... fall apart... http://crfh.net/d/20031105.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 7, 2003 | [[Diana, stunned but carrying Fluffy, returns home]]
/ Paul: Back so soon? What happened?
/ [[She hands him the photograph]]
/ Paul: What is that? / [[Paul looks at the photo and is smitten]]
/ Paul: ZzzzzzzOINKS! Who is THAT???
/ Diana: [[off-panel]] WHO ELSE??? Roger! / Paul: Aaaaw. I thought he looked... http://crfh.net/d/20031107.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 10, 2003 | [[Back on the life raft...]]
/ Dave: You know what's the most depressing thing of all?
/ Roger: What, even MORE than everything you have told me?
/ Dave: The worst thing is, I can't even remember what it was like.
/ Dave: I remember the rain... and the deafening thunder... and the happiness so intense that... http://crfh.net/d/20031110.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 11, 2003 | Dave: What, she LOVES me??? How can you say that?
/ Roger: I mean, if you were in her situation, wouldn't you do anything to keep her safe? Even if it meant you had to give up on her? / Dave: NO! Uh...
/ Roger: So what is more important, your happiness or her life?
/ Dave: Her life, of course... but... http://crfh.net/d/20031111.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike, Dave and Roger are in a life raft. Dave is holding the seaweed Mike just dumped on him.]]
/ Dave: What the heck's the matter with you, Mike. Can't you see I'm trying to THINK, here?
/ Mike: Sorry! I heard you rambling and thought the sun got to your head!
/ Dave: Worry about YOUR head, man! / Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20031112.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 13, 2003 | Dave: [[removing his kelp wig]] What the heck's the matter with you, Mike? Can't you see I'm trying to THINK, here?
/ Mike: Sorry! I heard you rambling and thought the sun got to your head!
/ Dave: Worry about YOUR head, man! / Roger: All right, Dave, just don't take it out on Mike.
/ Dave: I'm sorry,... http://crfh.net/d/20031113.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 14, 2003 | Paul: [[still looking at the photo]] So why is it such a big deal?
/ Diana: It's not! So I can't understand why he couldn't just tell me!
/ Paul: I see so many people into weird things everyday... Unless... / Diana: Do you think April has a... kitten suit or something?
/ Paul: Nay, she's more the squirrel... http://crfh.net/d/20031114.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 18, 2003 | [[The alley cats react with some hostility to Chester's attempt to start a trend in fluffy and beribboned]] / [[The alley cats chase Chester]] / [[Chester leaps from the top of a building into the garbage bins below]] http://crfh.net/d/20031118.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 19, 2003 | [[Chester, dazed, pulls himself from the trashcan]] / Paul: [[off-panel]] Cheeester! I got a little sweater for youuuu! / [[Chester flees]] http://crfh.net/d/20031119.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 20, 2003 | [[Diana searches April's room]]
/ Diana: [[thinking]] No squirrel/fox/bunny costume. Manga girl skirt, but I bet THAT one was to impress Mike. Not even fuzzy slippers. / Diana: [[thinking]] No kitty ears or paws in the drawers. / Diana: [[thinking]] A journal? But... this IS Roger's handwriting.... http://crfh.net/d/20031120.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 21, 2003 | [[Back on the life raft]]
/ Roger: So, Mike, any news on how far we are from the coast?
/ Mike: Two turns, whatever that means.
/ Roger: Two days, maybe? Good! I don't know if I can stand a lot longer in the same raft with Optimus Whine.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] I'm just TWO FEET AWAY, you know!!!
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20031121.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 24, 2003 | [[Dave and Roger are strewn with kelp]]
/ Dave: Well, the sun is going down. I guess I don't need this anymore. I have enough reasons to be pissed off besides of looking like a fool.
/ Roger: You know what your problem is? You think you're the center of the freaking universe.
/ Dave: You mean I'm NOT???... http://crfh.net/d/20031124.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 25, 2003 | Dave: [[looking skyward]] Please tell me that was a whale burping, or something.
/ Mike: My friends say there's a storm coming, so they went to the depths.
/ Roger: STORM??? We're screwed! This raft is never gonna be able to resist a storm!
/ Mike: Aaw, so what? / Dave: So WHAT do you think? We're gonna... http://crfh.net/d/20031125.html |
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