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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 15, 2003 | [[The mailroom. Marsha is holding a package]]
/ April: OOOOH! Is it from your parents?
/ Marsha: Yep!
/ Margaret: It is the right size to be a .22! Open it!
/ April: Ten hamsters on perfume!
/ Marsha: I don't know... what about a spice grinder?
/ Margaret: .22! .22!
/ April: PERFUME! / [[Marsha opens it]]
/ Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20030915.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 16, 2003 | [[April and Margaret pack]]
/ April: Isn't it great??? We're gonna get pampered in a spa!
/ Margaret: Yeah, isn't it NICE? And WE are the NICEST friends Marsha can get, ever. No? / April: [[rolling her eyes]] AGAIN with that? Margaret, I'm doing her a favor, really.
/ Margaret: If you can't SEE why... http://crfh.net/d/20030916.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, September 18, 2003 | Newbie Crewman: Three days until we arrive to Dundun Island, and then what?
/ Old Hand: Depends on how many of us are needed.
/ Newbie Crewman: So what's that place like? A week ago I didn't even know it existed.
/ Old Hand: Private island owned by weirdo. Nuff said.
/ Newbie Crewman: Does he pay well,... http://crfh.net/d/20030918.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 19, 2003 | [[Mike clutches his tentacle]]
/ Mike: Ugh! Why don't you people watch your step, you clumsy...
/ Mike: ... uncoordinated, and uugh, can't think with this headache... / Newbie Crewman: [[eyeing Mike's tentacle]] What the hell was THAT supposed to be?
/ Old Hand: Darned if I know. Maybe it's a mermaid.
/ Newbie... http://crfh.net/d/20030919.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike shakes both Dave and Roger awake]]
/ Mike: Hey, you idiots! Wake up! Rise and shine!
/ Dave: Uugh! Mike, stop screaming! And turn off that sun!
/ Roger: *GRRROWWL*
/ Mike: WAKE UP! C'mon, we're in a mess here! / Mike: Do you NOTICE something?
/ Dave: Uuh. Someone stole the roof...?
/ Roger: And... http://crfh.net/d/20030920.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | Roger: Uuugh. Someone take this damn beaver out of my skull.
/ Mike: So we're too far from the coast to get us back, and you certainly can't drop us in the middle of the sea. We don't have any money, so what are you gonna do?
/ Crew Member: WORK, sonny. You ain't riding this ship fer FREE!
/ Mike: Work.... http://crfh.net/d/20030921.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 22, 2003 | Roger: Dave, whatever you've got to say, do it fast. We have to kick some butt.
/ Dave: Yeah, yeah. Kick some butt. But what's gonna happen after THAT, Mike? Do you know how to turn this thing around and get us home?
/ Mike: Pssch. How hard can it be?
/ Dave: We know NOTHING about ships! And we don't... http://crfh.net/d/20030922.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 23, 2003 | [[Mike scrubs the railing with a scrubbing brush]]
/ Mike: Friggin' seagulls...
/ Mike: And daisy-sniffing, dandelion-hugging, petunia-humping WUSSIES... / [[A white splodge appears on the railing Mike has just finished scrubbing]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20030923.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, September 24, 2003 | [[Mike snatches Dave's mop]]
/ Mike: GIMME THAT.
/ Dave: SURE, Mike! You can have my mop! You don't even have to ASK!
/ Mike: Bah! You can't use your lasers, therefore I don't care what you think! / [[Mike swings the mop at the seagull]]
/ Mike: HEY, Jonathan Livingroom Seagull! Why don't you just go... http://crfh.net/d/20030924.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, September 25, 2003 | [[The girls are being shown to their room in the spa resort]]
/ Margaret: I just saw the gym as we passed by. I'm still drooling.
/ Marsha: Oooooh. What a pretty place! And there'are so many health treatments we can get, I'm starting to feel dizzy!
/ April: Hey, do we get cute male masseurs? Do we???
/ Guide:... http://crfh.net/d/20030925.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 26, 2003 | [[The girls sit in the sauna]]
/ April: Woo! Deep sauna cleansing.
/ Margaret: You know, we could have this at home... we only need to let Marsha cook with steam!
/ April: Naah. You know what we could do? We only need you to parade dressed in that towel in front of Dave.
/ Marsha: Yeah, and THEN we just... http://crfh.net/d/20030926.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 29, 2003 | [[Mike continues to scrub the railing]]
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] I'm your only friend
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] I'm not your only friend
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] But I'm a little glowing friend
/ Mike: <<*twitch*>>
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] But really I'm not actually your friend
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] But I am / Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20030929.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 30, 2003 | [[Mike's scrubbing has taken him to the bow]]
/ Dave: Go on, say it.
/ Mike: Say what?
/ Dave: That bit from that godawful movie.
/ Mike: What, the "I'm the King of the World" thing?
/ Dave: Exactly. You know you want to. So let's get it over with.
/ Mike: Man, I love that movie, but I wouldn't be caught... http://crfh.net/d/20030930.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 1, 2003 | [[Mike is hauled, by the tentacle, far beneath the waves, by a giant tentacle.]] http://crfh.net/d/20031001.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 2, 2003 | [[Back in the spa resort, the girls are having mud baths]]
/ Marsha: I love mud treatments! They leaves your skin so smooth and clean...
/ Margaret: Not while you're taking them!
/ April: But then why aren't pigs more beautiful?
/ Margaret: Maybe they would be even uglier without the mud!
/ April: Well,... http://crfh.net/d/20031002.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 3, 2003 | [[Mike is underwater, gripped in the tentacles of a giant octopus. They stare eye-to-giant-eye. Mike wields a pocket knife]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] This isn't good is it
/ Mike: [[thinking]] I'll never beat this guy with this stupid little knife
/ Mike: [[thinking]] But maybe with a stupid little idea... / [[Mike... http://crfh.net/d/20031003.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 4, 2003 | [[Mike swims upward, away from the sea-battle below]]
/ Mike: [[thinking]] Up UP UP UP / [[He strikes out for the surface]]
/ Mike: [[thinking; his thought bubble grows darker as we proceed]] Please God I'm so close please if I have to drown why did you let me get this close just a little bit so close... http://crfh.net/d/20031004.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 5, 2003 | [[Dave and Roger mill aimlessly at the ship's railing]]
/ Dave: There he is!
/ Roger: But floating with his face down won't get him a lot of hit points...
/ Dave: I think he's unconscious! We should get him fast if we...
/ Captain: Ferget it! He's as good as dead!
/ Dave: WHAT?
/ Captain: Ain't sending any... http://crfh.net/d/20031005.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 6, 2003 | [[In an inflatable liferaft, Dave and Mike drip]]
/ Dave: Are you all right? Do I keep pounding you on the back?
/ Mike: *COUGH* Nno, no. I think all the water got out. Thanks for fishing me out.
/ Dave: You had me worried for a minute there.
/ Mike: What happened? Where's Roger?
/ Dave: Uh... they abandoned... http://crfh.net/d/20031006.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 7, 2003 | Mike: I... I KNOW that voice... w-what is that?
/ Dave: [[speaking in Satan's voice]] What, this delicate and beautiful ball of sins? It's YOU.
/ Mike: Me? You're putting me on. I'm right here.
/ Dave: [[speaking in Satan's voice]] Nope, this is your soul, Mike. And I have it.
/ Mike: Shouldn't I be... http://crfh.net/d/20031007.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 8, 2003 | Mike: I'm DEAD? Just like that? And now I'm in Hell? What about my trial?
/ Satan: There's no bureaucracy in the afterlife. Souls go up if their sins are light. Yours plummeted like a ROCK.
/ Satan: Truly a shame someone so resourceful and evil died in such a stupid way.
/ Mike: So what happens now? / Satan:... http://crfh.net/d/20031008.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 9, 2003 | [[Dave floats in the ocean]]
/ Dave: *gasp* Roger! Where are you?
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Over here! / [[Roger still has the life-preserver, and is in were-coyote form]]
/ Roger: Dave, where's Mike? I can't see him anymore!
/ Dave: I, I... I don't think we can save him...
/ Roger: C'mon, man, we have to... http://crfh.net/d/20031009.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 10, 2003 | Roger: Dave, I don't see any lasery going on...
/ Dave: Roger, there are four of them. I can't kill them all at the same time... they will attack us if I laser one of them.
/ Roger: What about Mike?
/ Dave: We... we don't even know if he's still in one piece. Maybe if we stand still, the sharks will ignore... http://crfh.net/d/20031010.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | {{Um... today's strip is a little bit... heavy. So if there's any kiddies in the room, better wait until they're out...}}
/ [[Hell; Satan grins at Mike who is chained to a spiked column. Mike grimaces in pain, tears streaming down his face. Satan's right hand rests on a skull topped lever.]]
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20031011.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 12, 2003 | [[Under the ocean. A shark has Dave's foot in its jaws, and is pulling him down]] / [[Dave twists and lasers the shark]] / [[Dave breaks the surface]]
/ Dave: IIIIGHHhh!! *GASP* GGGHHH... thathathatTHAT is IT, I am nenenever leaving mymymy apartootooment AGAGAGAIN!!!
/ Roger: [[holding Mike's limp... http://crfh.net/d/20031012.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 13, 2003 | [[The surface of the ocean. Dave floats. Roger, in werecoyote form, holds Mike's limp body]]
/ Roger: This is not good. Mike's not reacting...
/ Dave: Shake him, or slap him! or something!
/ Roger: Done and done.
/ Dave: What about mouth-to-mouth?
/ Roger: It's a hard thing to do with a snout, and... / Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20031013.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 15, 2003 | [[Meanwhile, back in the mud baths...]]
/ Margaret: And just because some gun owners are dumb enough to shoot themselves in the foot once in a while, that does NOT mean it has to happen!
/ [[She thumps her mud to make her point. A small wodge flies toward April]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20031015.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 16, 2003 | [[The ship steams away. Dave shakes his fist at it. A life raft floats nearby.]]
/ Dave: [[shouting]] Come back here, you BASTARDS! / Roger: At least they left a life raft for us.
/ Dave: Am I supposed to be grateful??? How dare they abandon us in the middle of the sea?
/ Roger: Well, I think the lasers... http://crfh.net/d/20031016.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 17, 2003 | [[A life raft. Roger has reverted to human form]]
/ Dave: Well, we're screwed. They're never gonna find us...
/ Mike: < http://crfh.net/d/20031017.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: [[shaking badly in the right end of the life raft]] Don't say yes... don't say no... don't say anthing, anything at all... don't move, don't twitch, don't cry, don't beg, don't...
/ Roger: We should try snapping him out of it, don't you think?
/ Dave: Well, he almost drowned, for God's sake! Give... http://crfh.net/d/20031018.html |
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