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|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, May 11, 2003||[[The partially-clad Marsha flees the kitchen, encountering Mike, who has just returned from having his cast removed]] / Marsha: Mike! Mike, thank God you're home! / Mike: Yeah, they took off my cast and... [[registers Marsha's state of undress]] OOOOOOOOOOH. / Marsha: Never mind that! There's a tentacled...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 12, 2003||[[Mike, wearing a backpack with attached nozzle, and Marsha re-enter the kitchen.]] / Mike: Stay behind me, Marsh. Liquid nitrogen is very dangerous. / Marsha: Where is Margaret? / Mike: I don't see her. Maybe she managed to run away. / [[They confront the tentacled thing]] / Mike: Ooh my God. Is that...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 13, 2003||[[Margaret, wearing only green tentacled-monster slime, confronts Marsha.]] / Margaret: Before you ask, Marsha! Yes, I feel peachykeendandy! After all, I've just been eaten by a MONSTER! / Marsha: No need to yell. One of the potatoes bit me in the ass, and do you see me making a fuss? / [[Meanwhile,...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 14, 2003||[[Marsha and Mike watch Margaret storm off]] / Marsha: GREAT. Now she's pissed at me, too. / Mike: Well, even if you look really cute in your bra, Marsha, I'm not exactly happy with you right now. / Marsha: My dad is a pro chef. It's in my blood. / Mike: You are so stubborn. You couldn't wait a day, could...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 15, 2003||Marsha: [[pulling on her kitchen-cleaning gloves]] Where are you going? I thought we were going to start right away? / Mike: [[putting on his jacket]] We need Roger's spacesuit. I'll be right back. / Marsha: Hahah! Good one! / Mike: No, really. / Mike: I know you girls killed some stuff, but we haven't...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 16, 2003||[[Mike returns, badly bruised and doubled over in pain]] / Marsha: Oh my GOD! What happened??? / Mike: Uugh. I was... mugged. / Marsha: MUGGED??? I'm gonna call an ambulance! / Mike: NO! No, don't do that. / Mike: I just need to lie down. I'll be fine. / Marsha: [[helping Mike walk]] Who did this to...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, May 17, 2003||[[Mike is in bed while Marsha nurses his bruises]] / Mike: Eew! What's that??? / Marsha: Hold still. It's raw meat. It'll make the swelling go down. / Marsha: I still don't understand why you won't go to the police. / Mike: Heh. Marsh, I'm not even sure I was mugged. I have a lot of enemies. / Mike:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, May 18, 2003||[[Marsha is beseiged by her Conscience and her Anti-Conscience]] / Marsha's Demonic Anti-Conscience: [[wearing an apron, holding a spatula]] COOK, WOMAN! COOK! / Marsha's Angelic Conscience: You'll have to wait, girl! What's a few more days? / Marsha's Demonic Anti-Conscience: Hell, no! Cook! Clean...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 19, 2003||[[Marsha and Mike stand in a clean kitchen]] / Marsha: Wow! We're finally done! / Mike: You know, I didn't even remember how this place looked anymore! / Marsha: Yeah, we did a fine job. / Marsha: Well, it's all set and ready! / Mike: [[worried]] Maybe if we drive really fast, we can get some groceries...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 20, 2003||Mike: [[thinking]] Into the abyss... / Mike: Mmh, Marsha? / Marsha: [[off-panel]] Yes, honey? / Mike: I have been... conflicted this last week, because I don't want to lie to you, but I don't want to hurt your feelings either. / [[Mike faces Marsha in the kitchen, where she is mixing something in a bowl]] / Mike:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||Dover: [[off-panel]] Six letters, "teacher." / Dave: [[doodling on some papers on the desk]] "Tyrant." / Dover: [[off-panel]] C'mon... / Dave: "Mentor." / Dover: [[off-panel]] Oh, yeah. / Dave: Can I go HOME now, sir? / Dover: [[a crossword tucked under his arm]] Are you done with those tests? / Dave: You...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 22, 2003||[[Dave returns home, exhausted after a day doing tests]] / Dave: [[thinking]] What a day. I only want to drink a glass of water and go straight to bed. / Dave: [[thinking]] I only hope I don't run into her while she's doing that stretchy bendy stuff. / Dave: [[thinking]] I hope I don't run into her, period. / [[Dave...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 23, 2003||[[Dave is trying, unsuccessfully, to sleep]] / Dave: [[thinking]] I can't go on like this! I have to get some sleep! / Dave: [[thinking]] I'm not gonna think about her! I'm not gonna think about ANYTHING! / <<*purrrrrrr*>> / Dave: [[thinking]] What the...? / [[Dave wanders into Margaret's room. Margaret...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, May 24, 2003||[[Dave is trying to convince Chester to get out of Margaret's bed]] / Dave: (Chester, you're NOT helping! Get out of there, c'mon!) / Dave: (Fine, I'll get you out. You stupid cat.) / [[Chester pokes his tongue out at Dave]] / [[Dave starts trying to get Chester out of the bed.]] / Dave: [[thinking]]...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, May 25, 2003||[[Dave confronts an angry Margaret]] / Dave: All right, so I'm not sleepwalking! I was just trying to keep Chester from bothering you! / Margaret: He doesn't bother me! He can sleep with me if he wants! / Dave: Well, what... what if I know he sleeps better with ME? / Margaret: I doubt it! You toss and...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[Dave stumbles in as Margaret drinks coffee]] / Margaret: Morning, Dave. / Dave: Mrn. / Dave: We're all out of Munchie Crackos so if you have the chance to go to the store today, um... / Dave: Eehmm... / Margaret: "Margaret." / Dave: Margaret, right! I knew it started with an M. So...uh, I keep forgetting. / Margaret:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 27, 2003||Margaret: You're going already?
/ Dave: [[seriously overtired]] Yeah, I have to drop this book off at the library. I think...
/ Margaret: Could you make some popcorn before you go?
/ Dave: Sure, why not. / [[Dave employs his laservision into the bowl of corn.]]
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 28, 2003||[[A hobbit-hole. Frodave, a hobbit who looks much like Dave, sits before the fire.]] / Gandover: [[off-panel]] Frodave, I have a very dangerous, important mission for you. / Frodave: Yeah, yeah, Gandover. But why does it have to be ME? I'm busy. I have to put conditioner on my feet, and... / Gandover:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 29, 2003||Roger: [[loudly]] Hey Dave, is it true you're carrying the final calculus test in that envelope? / Dave: SHHHHH!! / Dave: Don't get any funny ideas. It's for the 4th semester guys. How did you find out? / Roger: I eavesdrop a lot. / Dave: So everybody else knows? Great. / Roger: Just about everybody. / Dave:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 30, 2003||[[Roger and Dave, carrying the calculus test, are spotted by some Brutish College Students]] / Brutish College Student: [[off-panel]] There he is! / Another Brutish College Student: [[off-panel]] Hands off, it's MINE! / A Third Brutish College Student: [[off-panel]] Take no prisoners! / [[In Middle-Earth,...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, May 31, 2003||[[In Middle-Earth, a hooded figure resembling Margaret watches as some hobbits are menaced by orcs.]] / Orc: [[off-panel]] Very well, Shorty. Hand it over. / Frodave: [[off-panel]] Who, me? Hand what? / Second Orc: [[off-panel]] We know you have it. So give it up. / Frodave: [[off-panel]] Uum... never? / [[Back...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, June 1, 2003||Dave: I appreciate the help, but I can take care of myself, you know... / Roger: Pssch! Yeah, right. / Margaret: I don't care! I'm not gonna let them steal the final and ace it, so they can raise the bar for US next year! / Margaret: Like it or not, I'll be your bodyguard until you deliver that envelope. / [[In...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 2, 2003||[[The Fellowship of the Ring has encountered some mountains]] / Maragorn: Hey, who put a mountain there? / Frodave: The pass is closed! We can't get to the other side: / Legolapril: Great. Where do I have to hide so I won't run into you, short-stuff? / Roger-Hobbit: Why don't you take a long walk off Helm's...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, June 3, 2003||Dave: Ooh, THERE he is!
/ Margaret: Wait, Dave, he's speaking to someone...
/ Dave: I don't care! I'm gonna tell him where to stick it! / [[In Middle-Earth, Gandover is confronting the Balrog]]
/ Gandover: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 4, 2003||[[Night in Middle-Earth. Frodave keeps watch over a fire...]]
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, June 5, 2003||[[College. Dave, envelope in hand, heads toward the Gents'...]] / Dave: I have to do something. I'll be right back. / Margaret: Roger, go with him. / Roger: Why? I don't feel like it! / Margaret: Because I can't go in there! And hurry up, we're almost done. / [[In Middle-Earth...]] / Frodave: So, how's...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 6, 2003||[[An orc interrogates Frodave, the light glinting from its dagger's point...]] / Orc: Very well, maggot. Where is the Ring? / Frodave: Uuuh... it was destroyed. I'm back from Mount Doom, and... / Orc: Halfling scum! We have spies. We know you still have it with you, so hand it over before I cut you...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, June 7, 2003||Frodave: Are you following me, Boromike? / Boromike: Perceptive little hobbit! There is a large orc army gathering near Mount Doom, hoping to intercept you. / Frodave: An ARMY? I'll never be able to get past them. / Boromike: Exactly. But I gathered a group of our own people. We hope to distract the...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, June 8, 2003||[[Dave, his clothing tattered, is in Dover's office]] / Dover: Holy Gauss! What happened to you? / Dave: Oh! Nothing. I just delivered the test while the whole four semester class tried to kill me to steal it, and all the first-year class tried to kill THEM. / Dover: Wait a minute. You actually DELIVERED...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||April:Why is that rock CRUSHING my fresh donuts??? / Roger:That's an interesting question! My theory is that fluffy likes to sit on warm things probably because it's reminiscent of his mother, the lava. / April:Roger? / Roger:Yeah? / April:Stop pretending fluffy's alive. It's very annoying. / Roger:Uh?...|
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