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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, May 11, 2003 | [[The partially-clad Marsha flees the kitchen, encountering Mike, who has just returned from having his cast removed]]
/ Marsha: Mike! Mike, thank God you're home!
/ Mike: Yeah, they took off my cast and... [[registers Marsha's state of undress]] OOOOOOOOOOH.
/ Marsha: Never mind that! There's a tentacled... http://crfh.net/d/20030511.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 12, 2003 | [[Mike, wearing a backpack with attached nozzle, and Marsha re-enter the kitchen.]]
/ Mike: Stay behind me, Marsh. Liquid nitrogen is very dangerous.
/ Marsha: Where is Margaret?
/ Mike: I don't see her. Maybe she managed to run away. / [[They confront the tentacled thing]]
/ Mike: Ooh my God. Is that... http://crfh.net/d/20030512.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 13, 2003 | [[Margaret, wearing only green tentacled-monster slime, confronts Marsha.]]
/ Margaret: Before you ask, Marsha! Yes, I feel peachykeendandy! After all, I've just been eaten by a MONSTER!
/ Marsha: No need to yell. One of the potatoes bit me in the ass, and do you see me making a fuss?
/ [[Meanwhile,... http://crfh.net/d/20030513.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 14, 2003 | [[Marsha and Mike watch Margaret storm off]]
/ Marsha: GREAT. Now she's pissed at me, too.
/ Mike: Well, even if you look really cute in your bra, Marsha, I'm not exactly happy with you right now.
/ Marsha: My dad is a pro chef. It's in my blood.
/ Mike: You are so stubborn. You couldn't wait a day, could... http://crfh.net/d/20030514.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 15, 2003 | Marsha: [[pulling on her kitchen-cleaning gloves]] Where are you going? I thought we were going to start right away?
/ Mike: [[putting on his jacket]] We need Roger's spacesuit. I'll be right back.
/ Marsha: Hahah! Good one!
/ Mike: No, really. / Mike: I know you girls killed some stuff, but we haven't... http://crfh.net/d/20030515.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 16, 2003 | [[Mike returns, badly bruised and doubled over in pain]]
/ Marsha: Oh my GOD! What happened???
/ Mike: Uugh. I was... mugged.
/ Marsha: MUGGED??? I'm gonna call an ambulance!
/ Mike: NO! No, don't do that.
/ Mike: I just need to lie down. I'll be fine. / Marsha: [[helping Mike walk]] Who did this to... http://crfh.net/d/20030516.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, May 17, 2003 | [[Mike is in bed while Marsha nurses his bruises]]
/ Mike: Eew! What's that???
/ Marsha: Hold still. It's raw meat. It'll make the swelling go down. / Marsha: I still don't understand why you won't go to the police.
/ Mike: Heh. Marsh, I'm not even sure I was mugged. I have a lot of enemies.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20030517.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, May 18, 2003 | [[Marsha is beseiged by her Conscience and her Anti-Conscience]]
/ Marsha's Demonic Anti-Conscience: [[wearing an apron, holding a spatula]] COOK, WOMAN! COOK!
/ Marsha's Angelic Conscience: You'll have to wait, girl! What's a few more days?
/ Marsha's Demonic Anti-Conscience: Hell, no! Cook! Clean... http://crfh.net/d/20030518.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 19, 2003 | [[Marsha and Mike stand in a clean kitchen]]
/ Marsha: Wow! We're finally done!
/ Mike: You know, I didn't even remember how this place looked anymore!
/ Marsha: Yeah, we did a fine job. / Marsha: Well, it's all set and ready!
/ Mike: [[worried]] Maybe if we drive really fast, we can get some groceries... http://crfh.net/d/20030519.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 20, 2003 | Mike: [[thinking]] Into the abyss...
/ Mike: Mmh, Marsha?
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] Yes, honey?
/ Mike: I have been... conflicted this last week, because I don't want to lie to you, but I don't want to hurt your feelings either. / [[Mike faces Marsha in the kitchen, where she is mixing something in a bowl]]
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20030520.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dover: [[off-panel]] Six letters, "teacher."
/ Dave: [[doodling on some papers on the desk]] "Tyrant."
/ Dover: [[off-panel]] C'mon...
/ Dave: "Mentor."
/ Dover: [[off-panel]] Oh, yeah. / Dave: Can I go HOME now, sir?
/ Dover: [[a crossword tucked under his arm]] Are you done with those tests?
/ Dave: You... http://crfh.net/d/20030521.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 22, 2003 | [[Dave returns home, exhausted after a day doing tests]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] What a day. I only want to drink a glass of water and go straight to bed.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I only hope I don't run into her while she's doing that stretchy bendy stuff.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I hope I don't run into her, period. / [[Dave... http://crfh.net/d/20030522.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 23, 2003 | [[Dave is trying, unsuccessfully, to sleep]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I can't go on like this! I have to get some sleep!
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I'm not gonna think about her! I'm not gonna think about ANYTHING! / <<*purrrrrrr*>>
/ Dave: [[thinking]] What the...? / [[Dave wanders into Margaret's room. Margaret... http://crfh.net/d/20030523.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, May 24, 2003 | [[Dave is trying to convince Chester to get out of Margaret's bed]]
/ Dave: (Chester, you're NOT helping! Get out of there, c'mon!)
/ Dave: (Fine, I'll get you out. You stupid cat.)
/ [[Chester pokes his tongue out at Dave]] / [[Dave starts trying to get Chester out of the bed.]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]]... http://crfh.net/d/20030524.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, May 25, 2003 | [[Dave confronts an angry Margaret]]
/ Dave: All right, so I'm not sleepwalking! I was just trying to keep Chester from bothering you!
/ Margaret: He doesn't bother me! He can sleep with me if he wants!
/ Dave: Well, what... what if I know he sleeps better with ME?
/ Margaret: I doubt it! You toss and... http://crfh.net/d/20030525.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave stumbles in as Margaret drinks coffee]]
/ Margaret: Morning, Dave.
/ Dave: Mrn. / Dave: We're all out of Munchie Crackos so if you have the chance to go to the store today, um...
/ Dave: Eehmm... / Margaret: "Margaret."
/ Dave: Margaret, right! I knew it started with an M. So...uh, I keep forgetting.
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20030526.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 27, 2003 | Margaret: You're going already?
/ Dave: [[seriously overtired]] Yeah, I have to drop this book off at the library. I think...
/ Margaret: Could you make some popcorn before you go?
/ Dave: Sure, why not. / [[Dave employs his laservision into the bowl of corn.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20030527.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 28, 2003 | [[A hobbit-hole. Frodave, a hobbit who looks much like Dave, sits before the fire.]]
/ Gandover: [[off-panel]] Frodave, I have a very dangerous, important mission for you.
/ Frodave: Yeah, yeah, Gandover. But why does it have to be ME? I'm busy. I have to put conditioner on my feet, and...
/ Gandover:... http://crfh.net/d/20030528.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 29, 2003 | Roger: [[loudly]] Hey Dave, is it true you're carrying the final calculus test in that envelope?
/ Dave: SHHHHH!! / Dave: Don't get any funny ideas. It's for the 4th semester guys. How did you find out?
/ Roger: I eavesdrop a lot.
/ Dave: So everybody else knows? Great.
/ Roger: Just about everybody.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20030529.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 30, 2003 | [[Roger and Dave, carrying the calculus test, are spotted by some Brutish College Students]]
/ Brutish College Student: [[off-panel]] There he is!
/ Another Brutish College Student: [[off-panel]] Hands off, it's MINE!
/ A Third Brutish College Student: [[off-panel]] Take no prisoners! / [[In Middle-Earth,... http://crfh.net/d/20030530.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, May 31, 2003 | [[In Middle-Earth, a hooded figure resembling Margaret watches as some hobbits are menaced by orcs.]]
/ Orc: [[off-panel]] Very well, Shorty. Hand it over.
/ Frodave: [[off-panel]] Who, me? Hand what?
/ Second Orc: [[off-panel]] We know you have it. So give it up.
/ Frodave: [[off-panel]] Uum... never? / [[Back... http://crfh.net/d/20030531.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, June 1, 2003 | Dave: I appreciate the help, but I can take care of myself, you know...
/ Roger: Pssch! Yeah, right.
/ Margaret: I don't care! I'm not gonna let them steal the final and ace it, so they can raise the bar for US next year!
/ Margaret: Like it or not, I'll be your bodyguard until you deliver that envelope. / [[In... http://crfh.net/d/20030601.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 2, 2003 | [[The Fellowship of the Ring has encountered some mountains]]
/ Maragorn: Hey, who put a mountain there?
/ Frodave: The pass is closed! We can't get to the other side:
/ Legolapril: Great. Where do I have to hide so I won't run into you, short-stuff?
/ Roger-Hobbit: Why don't you take a long walk off Helm's... http://crfh.net/d/20030602.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, June 3, 2003 | Dave: Ooh, THERE he is!
/ Margaret: Wait, Dave, he's speaking to someone...
/ Dave: I don't care! I'm gonna tell him where to stick it! / [[In Middle-Earth, Gandover is confronting the Balrog]]
/ Gandover: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20030603.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 4, 2003 | [[Night in Middle-Earth. Frodave keeps watch over a fire...]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20030604.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, June 5, 2003 | [[College. Dave, envelope in hand, heads toward the Gents'...]]
/ Dave: I have to do something. I'll be right back.
/ Margaret: Roger, go with him.
/ Roger: Why? I don't feel like it!
/ Margaret: Because I can't go in there! And hurry up, we're almost done. / [[In Middle-Earth...]]
/ Frodave: So, how's... http://crfh.net/d/20030605.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 6, 2003 | [[An orc interrogates Frodave, the light glinting from its dagger's point...]]
/ Orc: Very well, maggot. Where is the Ring?
/ Frodave: Uuuh... it was destroyed. I'm back from Mount Doom, and...
/ Orc: Halfling scum! We have spies. We know you still have it with you, so hand it over before I cut you... http://crfh.net/d/20030606.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, June 7, 2003 | Frodave: Are you following me, Boromike?
/ Boromike: Perceptive little hobbit! There is a large orc army gathering near Mount Doom, hoping to intercept you.
/ Frodave: An ARMY? I'll never be able to get past them.
/ Boromike: Exactly. But I gathered a group of our own people. We hope to distract the... http://crfh.net/d/20030607.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, June 8, 2003 | [[Dave, his clothing tattered, is in Dover's office]]
/ Dover: Holy Gauss! What happened to you?
/ Dave: Oh! Nothing. I just delivered the test while the whole four semester class tried to kill me to steal it, and all the first-year class tried to kill THEM.
/ Dover: Wait a minute. You actually DELIVERED... http://crfh.net/d/20030608.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | April:Why is that rock CRUSHING my fresh donuts???
/ Roger:That's an interesting question! My theory is that fluffy likes to sit on warm things probably because it's reminiscent of his mother, the lava. / April:Roger?
/ Roger:Yeah?
/ April:Stop pretending fluffy's alive. It's very annoying.
/ Roger:Uh?... http://crfh.net/d/20030609.html |
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