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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 7, 2003 | [[Dave lies on his bed, reading his notes, a pencil in his mouth]]
/ Mike: Dave! Where is the couch, man? Where the spiroratstar is the couch?
/ Dave: Fummo. Fif ou loogh fe-ind d' gouch?
/ Mike: Very funny. Were we robbed again? You were here!
/ Dave: Febbe ou ferivet it. / Mike: I derived it? What...?
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20030407.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, April 8, 2003 | Marsha: First April leaves, now Roger!
/ Mike: Yup, too bad. I could use the help, and Dave's depression is driving me crazy. / Marsha: Mike, I've told you. You don't need to blackmail your roomies into helping you. *I* could help you.
/ Mike: Thanks, babe. But I don't want to be a drag.
/ Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20030408.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave stands outside his front door. Mike has opened the door]]
/ Dave: We have to change the lock! My key didn't work...
/ Mike: Ah, yeah. I already did.
/ Dave: So we don't get robbed?
/ Mike: Um, no. It's just that you don't live here anymore / Dave: What?
/ Mike: Marsha's my roomie now.
/ Dave: WHAT???
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20030409.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, April 10, 2003 | Dave: Who the hell do you think you are??? You can't kick me out of my own apartment!
/ Mike: Pssch. You make it sound so bad! You're gonna be living with Margaret...
/ Dave: Do you have any idea of how PAINFUL that's gonna be right now?
/ Mike: Eew. Spare me the details... / Dave: Mike, I don't NEED... http://crfh.net/d/20030410.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 11, 2003 | April: Well, I'm going to sleep. Night!
/ Roger: Wait a minute... why should YOU get the bed? I got the apartment!
/ April: You also got the couch, didn't you?
/ Roger: So what? It's unfair! / April: I can't believe it! You want to leave a poor defenseless girl sleeping on the couch while you take... http://crfh.net/d/20030411.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, April 12, 2003 | [[Dave, carrying Chester, enters the apartment previously known as "the girls'". Margaret is in bed, reading.]]
/ Margaret: Uh... what are you doing here?
/ Dave: I live here.
/ Margaret: Whu???
/ Dave: Mike kicked me out to live with Marsha. I had a long, hard day, and I just want to sleep. / [[Dave... http://crfh.net/d/20030412.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, April 13, 2003 | April: [[outside the bathroom door]] Roger, get out of the bathroom! Are you dead and decomposing or what?
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Just a minute...
/ April: You said that 120 minutes ago!
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] All right, geez... / [[Roger walks from the bathroom, carrying his pet rock Fluffy]]
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20030413.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 14, 2003 | [[Dave has flopped, his head face down on the table. Margaret wanders up, in her dressing gown, with a cup of coffee]]
/ Margaret: Morning. I thought you weren't going to class.
/ Dave: Mrnnn.
/ Margaret: Slept well?
/ Dave: Ffn.
/ Margaret: Yeah, me too. / Margaret: Except for that time around 3a.m.,... http://crfh.net/d/20030414.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, April 15, 2003 | Marsha: Aaw, you're already up! I was gonna make you breakfast.
/ Mike: Well, you looked so cute asleep that I didn't want to disturb you. / Marsha: All right. I'm gonna make some scrambled eggs for myself.
/ Mike: Nooo! Eat the donuts, they're good donuts! They'll go stale if we don't eat them.
/ Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20030415.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 16, 2003 | [[Margaret and April walk. April is carrying a soft drink and a hot dog]]
/ Margaret: So what's it like living with Roger?
/ April: Surreal.
/ Margaret: Serves you right. Why don't you and Dave just you know, get on with your lives? / April: What's it to you? You dumped him anyway!
/ Margaret: So???... http://crfh.net/d/20030416.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, April 17, 2003 | [[Margaret and April sit at a table. There is a banana on the table]]
/ Margaret: Why is it such a big deal now?
/ April: I was in denial.
/ Margaret: So?
/ April: And I have changed, too. / Margaret: I mean, I don't know what good this is doing to you. He's obviously not interested in you. They're your... http://crfh.net/d/20030417.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, April 19, 2003 | Mrs. Cerberus: [[off-panel]] O'Light.
/ O'Light: [[off-panel]] Heeeeeeeere.
/ Mrs. Cerberus: [[off-panel]] Pepitone.
/ Roger: Yo. / Mrs. Cerberus: [[off-panel]] "Yo?"
/ Roger: [[grinning]] Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! / [[We see that Mrs. Cerberus has an eye-patch]]
/ Mrs. Cerberus: Do you think, young... http://crfh.net/d/20030419.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, April 20, 2003 | [[Roger encounters the sleep-deprived Dave]]
/ Roger: Hey. How's it going? You look like a steaming pile of something.
/ Dave: Didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
/ Roger: Oh! Well, talk about your misery. I just got spanked by the teacher again, and... / Roger: Wait a minute! You just moved in... http://crfh.net/d/20030420.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Marsha: Psst! Margaret, wait up!
/ Margaret: Eh? / Marsha: Are you mad at me for moving in with Mike?
/ Margaret: Heh! Of course not. Dave was upset, I think... but then again, it's Mike who should apologize to him.
/ Marsha: Good. If you need something, I'll be next door, okay? / Margaret: [[off-panel]]... http://crfh.net/d/20030421.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: Stay away from me, Tentaclesaurus. My lawyer has a letter that's to be opened in the event of my violent, sudden death.
/ Mike: Heh! Why should I kill you, coyote? And you don't even have a lawyer.
/ Roger: Why, because I was smarter than you and moved out before you could enslave me again! ... http://crfh.net/d/20030422.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 23, 2003 | Diana: So what's it like living with April?
/ Roger: Pffft. Don't remind me.
/ Diana: How come?
/ Roger: She can't relax, and she has a cow over just about everything. / Roger: I fear for my life. What will happen to me next time I leave the toilet seat up, or borrow her makeup, or shed fur all over... http://crfh.net/d/20030423.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, April 24, 2003 | [[Mike encounters the sleep-deprived Dave]]
/ Mike: Why, Dave. Roger told me you have already discovered the wonders of brain-failure due to sex overload!
/ Dave: Mike, this is NOT funny.
/ Mike: Without me, you'd still be dating Dover, but the credit is all yours! / Dave: You know what you did? You... http://crfh.net/d/20030424.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 25, 2003 | Marsha: Hey, Roger! What's up?
/ Roger: I was waiting for you, because, ummmm... what would you think if I told you moving out was a terrible mistake? / Marsha: I'd think that you finally discovered April is a control freak, and that you hope I'm willing to sacrifice my happiness with Mike just so you... http://crfh.net/d/20030425.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: Hey, babe. Had a good day?
/ Marsha: Yeah, I didn't kill anyone. But I'm hungry.
/ Mike: Me too. What's it gonna be? Pizza? Chicken? / Marsha: Ehm. I don't mind eating out, of course, but we can't do it everyday, can we? What about bankruptcy?
/ Mike: Heh. Don't worry about that.
/ Marsha: But I do.... http://crfh.net/d/20030428.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike and Marsha are shopping for food]]
/ Marsha: I don't believe it. EVERYTHING in a can!
/ Mike: Hey cool! Canned meatball sandwich! And canned swiss meatball sandwich!
/ Marsha: This is ridiculous! You can eat everything and not lift a finger. Where's the joy and beauty of cooking your own meals?
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20030429.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike and Marsha are sitting quietly on the sofa]] / Marsha: <<*twitch*>> / [[Marsha grabs Mike by the shirt]]
/ Marsha: All right, that't IT! I'm gonna cook, and whatever stands in my way shall be CRUSHED!
/ Mike: Ack! That doesn't include me, right?
/ Marsha: It depends! Are YOU in my way?
/ Mike: ... http://crfh.net/d/20030430.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 1, 2003 | [[Marsha, wearing cleaning gloves, heads toward the kitchen]]
/ Marsha: Off to the kitchen. Wish me luck.
/ Mike: What??? NOOOO!
/ Marsha: Yes. And NOTHING you say can convince me not to do it.
/ Demonic Mike Anti-Conscience: Stop her, stupid! Stop her before she kills us all!
/ Mike: Marsha, why don't... http://crfh.net/d/20030501.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 2, 2003 | [[Chester is curled up on the table, preparing to sleep]]
/ Marsha: [[off-panel, flowery]] Cheeeeeeesteeeeeeer! / Marsha: [[wide eyes, flowery]] Who's the cutest kitty-cat? Come with mama, baby! I have some crunchy, tasty mice for youuuu! / Marsha: [[carrying Chester]] Now let's get the hell out of... http://crfh.net/d/20030502.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, May 4, 2003 | Marsha: What's the matter with Dave??? He's acting so strange! I thought he was gonna laser me!
/ Margaret: Not only is he paranoid... everybody is out to get him, too!
/ Marsha: What are you talking about?
/ Margaret: I'm not supposed to talk about it today, but when it's over I'll tell you. / Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20030504.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 5, 2003 | Margaret: All right. We'll work on your kitchen next week.
/ Marsha: NEXT WEEK? I'll go crazy by then!
/ Margaret: Well, I have this thing today and probably tomorrow. Then on Friday we'll have infiltration, and it's very complicated...
/ Marsha: Come OOOON!!!
/ Margaret: The earliest I can get to it... http://crfh.net/d/20030505.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 6, 2003 | [[Marsha opens the door, revealing Margaret carrying a package]]
/ Marsha: Heeey! I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow!
/ Margaret: Heh. Well, I brought something that will make tomorrow's work easier.
/ Marsha: Really? Cool! / [[We are treated to a brief glimpse of violent green as Margaret opens... http://crfh.net/d/20030506.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 7, 2003 | [[Inside the kitchen. A green glow suffuses all. Margaret and Marsha, gas-masked, carrying flashlights and weapons, warily enter]]
/ Margaret: Watch out. There's a million mice lying dead on the floor.
/ Marsha: At least they're dead. If one of them moves I'm out of here. / [[Margaret spots some orange... http://crfh.net/d/20030507.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 8, 2003 | [[The "bats" attack Margaret, revealing themselves to be flying potatoes]]
/ Margaret: Holy flying mutant potato crap!
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] Margaret! A little help here! / [[A many-eyed, tentacled beast has seized Marsha and begun to divest her of her garments]]
/ Marsha: I don't know what kind of... http://crfh.net/d/20030508.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 9, 2003 | [[The tentacle monster is holding Marsha upside-down]]
/ Marsha: My, my, Mr. Monster. You sure have a lot of sneaky tentacles.
/ Monster: < http://crfh.net/d/20030509.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, May 10, 2003 | [[The partially-clad Marsha and the gun-toting Margaret are cleaning the kitchen]]
/ Marsha: Here comes the monster again! Margaret, your turn!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20030510.html |
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