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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 7, 2003 | Dave: Okay. Why did you do it?
/ Margaret: I thought you were a pumpkinheaded zombie, so I...
/ Dave: Not THAT! THIS! Why did you do it? I don't understand!
/ Margaret: Ah. Well, you were really getting behind on everything.
/ Margaret: I didn't know you'd be mad. I'm sorry. / Dave: Mad? I'm CONFUSED!... http://crfh.net/d/20030307.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: Did you read my letter?
/ Margaret: Letter? No, I haven't received any letter.
/ Dave: I wrote you a letter. About us. About how I keep stressing myself over you, over what you'd think of me. And that I simply have to stop doing that.
/ Margaret: Really???
/ Dave: I KNOW I have to stop, but I just... http://crfh.net/d/20030308.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret withdraws her hands from Dave's]]
/ Margaret: No.
/ Margaret: Dave, I'm sorry. I don't. / [[Dave ruefully looks at the sock he's still carrying]] / Dave: [[leaving]] Yeah, I thought so. http://crfh.net/d/20030309.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 10, 2003 | [[Dave wears the sock on his hand, as a hand puppet]]
/ Dave: Well, Mr. Sock. It seems that all I have left is you and my broken heart. But that's what I get for opening my big mouth.
/ Mr. Sock: It's better than not knowing.
/ Dave: If would have been even better if she said she loved me.
/ Mr. Sock:... http://crfh.net/d/20030310.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is still wearing Margaret's sock on his hand]]
/ Dave: I'm still in shock, I guess. All this time I believed she loved me a little. Turns out she didn't. Now what?
/ Dave: It's like I've got the wind knocked out of me.
/ Mike: Mmhh... / Dave: or maybe I should have aOOW!!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20030311.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[April sits on a park bench, reading. Her hair is still a mess]] / [[Reddish-brown gunk flies from off-panel, spattering all over her]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20030312.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 13, 2003 | Mike:But it's true! Rotten pumpkin gave Dave a softer mop. I even thought it was a wig.
/ April:GRRRRRR.....
/ Dave:Uh... April, I tried to talk him out of it, but he never listens. / Mike:April, I'm sorry I ruined your hair. And I'm aware that apologizing is not gonna solve the mess I made, so I thought... http://crfh.net/d/20030313.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 14, 2003 | [[Mike rubs his nose]]
/ Mike: Man, that girl has pointy knuckles. Did you see where she went? It's gonna need more work than I thought.
/ Dave: Mike, it's amusing to see you beaten to a pulp, but guess who's gonna have to be your nurse...
/ Mike: Never mind that. We...
/ Dave: No! Don't you see it?... http://crfh.net/d/20030314.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: All right, I have to admit that I haven't been honest with you at all.
/ Dave: Bunch of lies, you know? The nunnery, and Mexico. Everything else, too. It never happened. / Dave: I think you deserve the truth.
/ Dave: And the truth is as follows. Here, I'll start from the beginning... several... http://crfh.net/d/20030316.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Narrator: That's when we spotted her
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Hey, what's that?
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] It looks like a girl. / Dave: What's she doing in the rain? And she looks like she's going to a party.
/ Mike: Who cares? Let's give her a ride!
/ Dave: Wait a minute... this sounds familiar.
/ Mike: What's... http://crfh.net/d/20030317.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, March 18, 2003 | Mysterious Girl: Thanks for the lift, gentlemen. / Dave: What a weird girl. She barely said anything all this time.
/ Mike: What a babe! I wonder...
/ Mike: Remember an urban legend about a girl who turned out to be a ghost? / Dave: Yes, I remember, that's why I thought the whole thing sounded familiar...... http://crfh.net/d/20030318.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike knocks on the imposing door]]
/ Dave: You just don't pay me enough! I don't want to be involved in your crazy adventures!
/ Mike: Pssch. You are SO boring!
/ Dave: Yes, and I LOVE it! I love all things boring and predictable! / [[The door is opened by a Mysterious Blonde]]
/ Mysterious Blonde:... http://crfh.net/d/20030319.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike and Dave are sat on plush armchairs. Diana serves wine. The Mysterious Blonde is revealed to be April, who is seated behind Mike, hugging him]]
/ Dave: Um, Mike...are you sure we should be here? I mean, I think it's one of THOSE places...
/ Mike: Well, if you don't want to be here, feel free... http://crfh.net/d/20030320.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret is rubbing Dave's shoulders. Marsha rubs Mike's hair. April stands nearby, watching]]
/ Dave: Mmmmmmmh. I have to admit...this is VERY nice.
/ Mike: Hah! Who's the moron now?
/ Dave: I know. I guess I should relax more often...
/ Mike: If it wasn't for me, you'd NEVER have any fun! / Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20030321.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Narrator: Either I'm a real lightweight when it comes to drinking or there was more than red wine in that glass...
/ Dave: Aw, don't tell me I missed everything again... / [[Dave notices he is wearing only boxer shorts, and is strapped to the wall]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] ...???!!! / [[Mike is strapped,... http://crfh.net/d/20030322.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, March 23, 2003 | Dave: Hey! Who are you? What the hell do you want?
/ Hazel: My name is Madame D, and YOU are my test subject number 3!
/ Dave: Test subject???
/ Hazel: Yes, I will need your little mutant genes. For I am, you see... / Hazel: Playing God!
/ Hazel: MWAHAAAHAHAHAHA! / Dave: I don't see how that can be... http://crfh.net/d/20030323.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 24, 2003 | Hazel: Now that I have you three in my clutches, I'll brainwash you into producing some offspring with a little help from my girls here! And in a few years, I'll take over the world with my own army of unstoppable super-powered mutants!
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Oh yeah? Well, what makes you think I won't... http://crfh.net/d/20030324.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: Look, Mr. Dover...You know I'm a good student. I never miss my classes if not for a good reason. So...
/ Mr. Dover: Probably. But you also missed a couple of tests.
/ Dave: I'm only asking for a chance to take them! C'mon, I'll do ANYTHING! / Mr. Dover: Anything? Anything at all?
/ Dave: Uh...well,... http://crfh.net/d/20030325.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is holding a baseball bat to his own head when Mike walks in]] / Mike: HEY! What the hell do you think you're doing??
/ Dave: Dover blackmailed me into being his assistant. Since I'm everybody's errand boy and Margaret doesn't love me, I have decided to end it all.
/ Mike: End it all? You are... http://crfh.net/d/20030326.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 27, 2003 | [[Dave is sticking his head in an oven]]
/ Roger: Dave, that oven is never going to get clean if you only use your tongue.
/ Dave: I'm not cleaning the oven, I'm commiting suicide. Go away.
/ Roger: Aren't you supposed to be inhaling gas or something?
/ Dave: I am!
/ Roger: No, you're not. / Roger: This... http://crfh.net/d/20030327.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 28, 2003 | [[Mike approaches Dave, who sits at a table covered in jellybeans]]
/ Mike: Hey, Dave, I need you to...
/ Dave: Could it wait? First, I gotta kill myself.
/ Mike: Oh? I could put you out of your misery if you ask nicely.
/ Dave: No, thanks. I have my own methods.
/ Mike: MY methods are faster than counting... http://crfh.net/d/20030328.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, March 29, 2003 | Dave: Off to buy more suicide jellybeans!
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] Pssch.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Like we care. / Dave: [[thinking]] *siiigh* This is not working at all. I wonder... would I break my skull if I fell down these stairs? / [[Dave covers his eyes and steps forward]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Only... http://crfh.net/d/20030329.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, March 30, 2003 | [[Dave wanders along the street]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Maybe I should tell her I did that on purpose! Then she'd kill me...
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Nah. I don't want her to feel guilty. Besides, I doubt she'd smother me in her lap again... / [[Dave is in the store, holding a bag of jellybeans. A sign... http://crfh.net/d/20030330.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 31, 2003 | [[The Gunman turns his weapon on Dave]]
/ Gunman: ALL RIGHT! What are you? Local hero of the week, or what?
/ Dave: [[grinning]] Yeah! What are you gonna do about it? Shoot me? Hehehe...
/ Gunman: Right! I'll clear your sinuses, you geek!
/ Dave: Less talking and more bullets! / [[Gunman flees, leaving... http://crfh.net/d/20030331.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, April 1, 2003 | [[Dave smacks Mike upside the head with a sneaker]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20030401.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 2, 2003 | Mike: Why do you want to die anyway? Don't you know that chicks are constantly changing their minds about everything?
/ Dave: [[tossing a jellybean into his mouth]] I'm too depressed to care or hope.
/ Mike: You're just being your drama queen usual self. You don't really want to die. / Dave: You better... http://crfh.net/d/20030402.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, April 3, 2003 | Dave: [[clutching at his midriff]] Uuugh, Mike. I think you broke my ribs.
/ Mike: GOOD! I'm glad! And next time you pull a stunt like that, I'm gonna beat you up so badly you'll wish you were ALIVE!
/ Dave: Why? What's it to you?
/ Mike: If it was up to ME, I'd stuff a watermelon down your throat.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20030403.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 4, 2003 | Roger: April, Dave just whined himself out of his slave deal with Mike, so guess who'll have to do all of his chores! I just HAVE to move!
/ April: Nope.
/ Roger: It'll only be temporary! Two or three weeks, while Mike gets out of his cast. C'mon.
/ April: Nope. / Roger: I'm afraid you have no choice.... http://crfh.net/d/20030404.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | April: There's only one bed!
/ Roger: Whoa, deja vu.
/ April: Roger...
/ Roger: Okay... it shouldn't be a problem. I'm used to sleeping in the bathtub anyway.
/ April: Thank G... / Roger: So, since I'm used to little space and I barely move in my sleep, you won't even NOTICE I'm there!
/ April: All riiiight,... http://crfh.net/d/20030405.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, April 6, 2003 | Roger: All right. Big deal. I'll sleep in the bathtub...
/ April: On second thought, not a good idea.
/ Roger: Why not?
/ April: I'm one of those... "midnight goers". / Roger: YEEK! Phobia flashback! Okay, maybe we can get the hot dog man to enlarge your bladder.
/ April: Or we can get a witch doctor... http://crfh.net/d/20030406.html |
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