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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, September 7, 2002 | [[Roger, in werecoyote form, stands back-to-back with Marsha as they face off against Steve and Waldo...]]
/ Marsha: Now, Roger!
/ [[They link arms, and Roger gives her a huge lift. She kicks out toward Steve...]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020907.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, September 8, 2002 | [[April listens in consternation to the sounds emanating from the elevator shaft]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020908.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 9, 2002 | <<*click*>>
/ Margaret: WHAT???
/ Margaret: Work! C'mon, please, WORK!
/ <<*click*>>
/ Margaret: Don't do this to me NOW!!! / [[Satan snatches Margaret's shotgun]]
/ Satan: Nice shotgun! But I think it'd work better if it was loaded. Unless you were expecting some sort of miracle. Heh!
/ Margaret: You... http://crfh.net/d/20020909.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 10, 2002 | [[Grinning, Satan confronts April]]
/ Satan: Mmmmh. A blonde in spandex! Pretty hard to resist...
/ April: Uuuh... look out, behind you?
/ Satan: Heeeh! Good one! / [[A tentacle grasps Satan's snout and twists it rapidly, breaking his neck]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020910.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, September 12, 2002 | [[Margaret points her shotgun at Mike, who's on the floor. April is nearby, regaining her feet]]
/ Margaret: AHA! There you are, and this time it's LOADED!
/ Mike: HEY! No shooting me, missy!
/ Margaret: Give me a good reason.
/ April: Margaret, leave him alone. He snapped the Devil's neck.
/ Mike: Because... http://crfh.net/d/20020912.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Everyone is now less buff, and wearing battered lab coats]]
/ Roger: [[In werecoyote form, but wearing a red wig]] You don't remember? We were supposed to blow up this building...
/ Mike: These are the new dorms! Why would we want to blow up the dorms, so we have to keep living together in that stinky... http://crfh.net/d/20020913.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, September 14, 2002 | [[They all get into Mike's convertible. Roger, in human form, is in the driver's seat.]]
/ Mike: Can we get going before my brains spill out of my skull?
/ Dave: What brains?
/ Roger: I've always wanted to drive a car like this one!
/ Roger: [[reaching for the CD player]] Got any good CDs?
/ Dave: Roger,... http://crfh.net/d/20020914.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, September 15, 2002 | [[Back at the apartment. Mike's leg is in a cast; his head is bandaged; he is on the couch.]]
/ Mike: Well, I think we're safe for now. Everybody is as confused about the explosions as WE are.
/ Roger: I'm not confused. How is Chester, by the way?
/ Dave: The vet said he's just got a little arrhythmia,... http://crfh.net/d/20020915.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 16, 2002 | [[A pizza is delivered to Roger's door, by Mulder. Mulder is wearing T-shirt, shades, reversed baseball cap...]]
/ Roger: AAAAAAH! A pizza delivery guy!
/ Mulder: What? You just ordered a pizza...
/ Roger: Yeah, but your costume is too obvious! You're a fed!
/ Mulder: Sheesh. I'm not an FBI agent anymore.... http://crfh.net/d/20020916.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[April has changed her hairstyle, to trim off the singed hair]]
/ April: Well? Hit me hard.
/ Margaret: It's just as boring as your old style.
/ Marsha: I dunno. The length is right, but, there's something about it.
/ April: "Something?" Be more specific.
/ Margaret: Marsha's right. But I can't put my... http://crfh.net/d/20020917.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave hugs Chester on the couch, while Mike plays with Satan's staff]]
/ Dave: Why do you even keep that thing, Mike? It's CREEPY.
/ Mike: It's my hunting trophy from an epic battle I don't remember! Not to mention a long stick to poke people's ribs with!
/ Dave: But we could sell it, and make some cash.... http://crfh.net/d/20020918.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: [[off-panel]] Psst. Psst, kid. Want some candy?
/ Dave: I'm not going anywhere near you, Mike.
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] But I want to talk business. Seriously.
/ Dave: Pfeh! / Dave: All right, out with it.
/ Mike: I'll pay for the vet's bill and medicines if you're my slave for a month.
/ Dave: Are... http://crfh.net/d/20020919.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 20, 2002 | Dave: All right, Mike. What is exactly implied in this "slave" deal?
/ Mike: It's simple. I have a hard time moving around so I get help from you.
/ Dave: Define "help."
/ Mike: Oh, you know. Bring me this, drive me around. That kind of stuff. I won't ask for anything outrageous.
/ Dave: Define "outrageous."
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20020920.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, September 21, 2002 | Marsha?: [[off-panel]] Hey, April?
/ April: What?
/ Marsha?: [[off-panel]] Decided what to do about your hair?
/ April: Nope. / Marsha: C'mon, April. Let's face it, you need a makeover. The tradition requires your closest female friends to help! We know there's a natural resistance to change...
/ April:... http://crfh.net/d/20020921.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Marsha and Margaret drag April toward the salon]]
/ April: NO! I don't want to cut my hair!
/ Marsha: Now, April. We know that you're just afraid to make the wrong decision. But with our help...
/ Margaret: April, no hair is better than ugly hair!! / Random Dork: [[aiming a camera at the girls]] Woo!... http://crfh.net/d/20020922.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | April: [[thinking]] ACK! They're closing in! And I can't keep on running with this leg! I have to hide somewhere... / [[April heads off-panel. A sign in the background reads "SPIKEY'S http://crfh.net/d/20021001.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[April wanders through the park, her hair still carwashed down]]
/ ?: [[off-panel]] Woo, baby!
/ April: [[thinking]] Just what's the matter with people today???
/ ?: [[off-panel]] < http://crfh.net/d/20021002.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | April: Well, I have decided it, and I'm not cutting my hair. Maybe it's an ugly style but guys like it.
/ Margaret: Cutting your hair??? Blasphemer!
/ Marsha: Yeah. What are you, crazy?
/ April: But you said...
/ Marsha: That was BEFORE. When you were ugly. Now stay away from me, you're stealing my... http://crfh.net/d/20021003.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 4, 2002 | Mike: [[presenting Marsha's handbag]] Dave, run to the girl's place and give this to Marsha. She forgot it here.
/ Dave: WHAT? I can't do that. Nope. NEVER.
/ Mike: Why?
/ Dave: Because I'm gonna run into Margaret and then she'll kick my nuts or something!
/ Mike: Do it quickly and she won't notice you.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20021004.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 5, 2002 | [[Dave knocks on the girls' door]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Please God, if you're up there, let someone else answer the door.
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20021005.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 6, 2002 | [[Dave tries to sneak past Margaret, who is working at the table]] / Margaret: Dave?
/ Dave: Hggh?
/ Margaret: Can we talk?
/ Dave: TALK? Oh no. No, I can't. I'm busy.
/ Margaret: It will only take a minute.
/ Dave: A minute??? OhmyGOD. / [[Dave flees]]
/ Dave: I'm sorry, I can't! I just remembered... http://crfh.net/d/20021006.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 7, 2002 | Dave: I'm sorry, Mike. I couldn't.
/ Mike: WHA?
/ Dave: I couldn't do it. I was going to, but then Margaret told me she wanted to talk to me.
/ Mike: So???
/ Dave: She said it would only take a minute. That means she's dumping me!
/ Mike: How can she dump you? She's not even your girlfriend! / Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20021007.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 8, 2002 | [[April is still drying her nails]]
/ Margaret: I think you forgot your piano somewhere.
/ April: Hah HAH. Who was screaming?
/ Margaret: Who else? Dave.
/ April: What did you tell him?
/ Margaret: Nothing. He ran away.
/ April: Are you still mad at him because he zapped you? / [[Dave has arrived outside... http://crfh.net/d/20021008.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 9, 2002 | April: Look, why don't you think about it for a while instead of doing something drastic?
/ Margaret: It's just cruel to dangle his hopes in front of him, when he could be happy with someone else.
/ April: Margaret, I think you're gonna regret this for the rest of your life. / Margaret: I don't know why... http://crfh.net/d/20021009.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 10, 2002 | Imaginary Wiser Floating April: Where are you going, kid?
/ April: I can't stand it. I have to know exactly what I told Mike.
/ Imaginary Wiser Floating April: That's so silly. He doesn't remember anything.
/ April: What if he does? What if he tells someone?
/ Imaginary Wiser Floating April: It wouldn't... http://crfh.net/d/20021010.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 11, 2002 | [[April visits Mike]]
/ Mike: Whoa! Don't tell Marsha I said this, but that new style looks pretty yummy. My compliments to the chef.
/ April: [[blushing]] Heeehee! Say, Mike, you don't remember a lot about our pretty drug trip, do you?
/ Mike: Not a lot, but some things, yeah.
/ April: Do you remember... http://crfh.net/d/20021011.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 12, 2002 | [[Dave sits on the ledge outside the girls' apartment, with Chester.]]
/ Dave: Don't be silly. I'm not going to jump. Even if it would be too easy.
/ Dave: Of course I knew she was going to say something like that. She always does. I'll find a way to convince her. / [[Dave starts edging his way along... http://crfh.net/d/20021012.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 13, 2002 | [[Marsha, wearing a bathrobe, searches the ledge outside the window]]
/ Marsha: Oh my GOD! Dave was standing on the ledge while spying on me and... and I think he lost his balance!
/ Margaret: WHAT???!!!
/ Marsha: Well, I don't know if he was spying on me, but he WAS outside, and he isn't anymore! / [[Margaret... http://crfh.net/d/20021013.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 14, 2002 | Mike: Hey Roger, have you seen Dave?
/ Roger: Nope! Glasses are too foggy to see anything.
/ Mike: Can I get your help with something?
/ Roger: I hope I don't have to talk a lot. My jaw is tired. / Mike: [[proffering his hand for inspection]] Look at my hand. See anything there?
/ Roger: No. But then... http://crfh.net/d/20021014.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 15, 2002 | [[Margaret and Marsha stand on the ground underneath their window]]
/ Margaret: There's nothing! I think you just imagined the whole thing.
/ Marsha: I'm going crazy. Wheeee.
/ Margaret: Maybe it's a blue mushroom side effect.
/ Marsha: Maybe. Please don't mention this to anyone, anyway. Ok? / [[Margaret... http://crfh.net/d/20021015.html |
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