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|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, September 7, 2002||[[Roger, in werecoyote form, stands back-to-back with Marsha as they face off against Steve and Waldo...]]
/ Marsha: Now, Roger!
/ [[They link arms, and Roger gives her a huge lift. She kicks out toward Steve...]]
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, September 8, 2002||[[April listens in consternation to the sounds emanating from the elevator shaft]]
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 9, 2002||<<*click*>> / Margaret: WHAT??? / Margaret: Work! C'mon, please, WORK! / <<*click*>> / Margaret: Don't do this to me NOW!!! / [[Satan snatches Margaret's shotgun]] / Satan: Nice shotgun! But I think it'd work better if it was loaded. Unless you were expecting some sort of miracle. Heh! / Margaret: You...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 10, 2002||[[Grinning, Satan confronts April]]
/ Satan: Mmmmh. A blonde in spandex! Pretty hard to resist...
/ April: Uuuh... look out, behind you?
/ Satan: Heeeh! Good one! / [[A tentacle grasps Satan's snout and twists it rapidly, breaking his neck]]
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, September 12, 2002||[[Margaret points her shotgun at Mike, who's on the floor. April is nearby, regaining her feet]] / Margaret: AHA! There you are, and this time it's LOADED! / Mike: HEY! No shooting me, missy! / Margaret: Give me a good reason. / April: Margaret, leave him alone. He snapped the Devil's neck. / Mike: Because...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[Everyone is now less buff, and wearing battered lab coats]] / Roger: [[In werecoyote form, but wearing a red wig]] You don't remember? We were supposed to blow up this building... / Mike: These are the new dorms! Why would we want to blow up the dorms, so we have to keep living together in that stinky...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, September 14, 2002||[[They all get into Mike's convertible. Roger, in human form, is in the driver's seat.]] / Mike: Can we get going before my brains spill out of my skull? / Dave: What brains? / Roger: I've always wanted to drive a car like this one! / Roger: [[reaching for the CD player]] Got any good CDs? / Dave: Roger,...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, September 15, 2002||[[Back at the apartment. Mike's leg is in a cast; his head is bandaged; he is on the couch.]] / Mike: Well, I think we're safe for now. Everybody is as confused about the explosions as WE are. / Roger: I'm not confused. How is Chester, by the way? / Dave: The vet said he's just got a little arrhythmia,...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 16, 2002||[[A pizza is delivered to Roger's door, by Mulder. Mulder is wearing T-shirt, shades, reversed baseball cap...]] / Roger: AAAAAAH! A pizza delivery guy! / Mulder: What? You just ordered a pizza... / Roger: Yeah, but your costume is too obvious! You're a fed! / Mulder: Sheesh. I'm not an FBI agent anymore....|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[April has changed her hairstyle, to trim off the singed hair]] / April: Well? Hit me hard. / Margaret: It's just as boring as your old style. / Marsha: I dunno. The length is right, but, there's something about it. / April: "Something?" Be more specific. / Margaret: Marsha's right. But I can't put my...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[Dave hugs Chester on the couch, while Mike plays with Satan's staff]] / Dave: Why do you even keep that thing, Mike? It's CREEPY. / Mike: It's my hunting trophy from an epic battle I don't remember! Not to mention a long stick to poke people's ribs with! / Dave: But we could sell it, and make some cash....|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||Mike: [[off-panel]] Psst. Psst, kid. Want some candy? / Dave: I'm not going anywhere near you, Mike. / Mike: [[off-panel]] But I want to talk business. Seriously. / Dave: Pfeh! / Dave: All right, out with it. / Mike: I'll pay for the vet's bill and medicines if you're my slave for a month. / Dave: Are...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 20, 2002||Dave: All right, Mike. What is exactly implied in this "slave" deal? / Mike: It's simple. I have a hard time moving around so I get help from you. / Dave: Define "help." / Mike: Oh, you know. Bring me this, drive me around. That kind of stuff. I won't ask for anything outrageous. / Dave: Define "outrageous." / Mike:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, September 21, 2002||Marsha?: [[off-panel]] Hey, April? / April: What? / Marsha?: [[off-panel]] Decided what to do about your hair? / April: Nope. / Marsha: C'mon, April. Let's face it, you need a makeover. The tradition requires your closest female friends to help! We know there's a natural resistance to change... / April:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[Marsha and Margaret drag April toward the salon]] / April: NO! I don't want to cut my hair! / Marsha: Now, April. We know that you're just afraid to make the wrong decision. But with our help... / Margaret: April, no hair is better than ugly hair!! / Random Dork: [[aiming a camera at the girls]] Woo!...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||April: [[thinking]] ACK! They're closing in! And I can't keep on running with this leg! I have to hide somewhere... / [[April heads off-panel. A sign in the background reads "SPIKEY'S
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[April wanders through the park, her hair still carwashed down]]
/ ?: [[off-panel]] Woo, baby!
/ April: [[thinking]] Just what's the matter with people today???
/ ?: [[off-panel]] <
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||April: Well, I have decided it, and I'm not cutting my hair. Maybe it's an ugly style but guys like it. / Margaret: Cutting your hair??? Blasphemer! / Marsha: Yeah. What are you, crazy? / April: But you said... / Marsha: That was BEFORE. When you were ugly. Now stay away from me, you're stealing my...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 4, 2002||Mike: [[presenting Marsha's handbag]] Dave, run to the girl's place and give this to Marsha. She forgot it here. / Dave: WHAT? I can't do that. Nope. NEVER. / Mike: Why? / Dave: Because I'm gonna run into Margaret and then she'll kick my nuts or something! / Mike: Do it quickly and she won't notice you. / Dave:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 5, 2002||[[Dave knocks on the girls' door]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Please God, if you're up there, let someone else answer the door.
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 6, 2002||[[Dave tries to sneak past Margaret, who is working at the table]] / Margaret: Dave? / Dave: Hggh? / Margaret: Can we talk? / Dave: TALK? Oh no. No, I can't. I'm busy. / Margaret: It will only take a minute. / Dave: A minute??? OhmyGOD. / [[Dave flees]] / Dave: I'm sorry, I can't! I just remembered...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 7, 2002||Dave: I'm sorry, Mike. I couldn't. / Mike: WHA? / Dave: I couldn't do it. I was going to, but then Margaret told me she wanted to talk to me. / Mike: So??? / Dave: She said it would only take a minute. That means she's dumping me! / Mike: How can she dump you? She's not even your girlfriend! / Dave:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 8, 2002||[[April is still drying her nails]] / Margaret: I think you forgot your piano somewhere. / April: Hah HAH. Who was screaming? / Margaret: Who else? Dave. / April: What did you tell him? / Margaret: Nothing. He ran away. / April: Are you still mad at him because he zapped you? / [[Dave has arrived outside...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 9, 2002||April: Look, why don't you think about it for a while instead of doing something drastic? / Margaret: It's just cruel to dangle his hopes in front of him, when he could be happy with someone else. / April: Margaret, I think you're gonna regret this for the rest of your life. / Margaret: I don't know why...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 10, 2002||Imaginary Wiser Floating April: Where are you going, kid? / April: I can't stand it. I have to know exactly what I told Mike. / Imaginary Wiser Floating April: That's so silly. He doesn't remember anything. / April: What if he does? What if he tells someone? / Imaginary Wiser Floating April: It wouldn't...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 11, 2002||[[April visits Mike]] / Mike: Whoa! Don't tell Marsha I said this, but that new style looks pretty yummy. My compliments to the chef. / April: [[blushing]] Heeehee! Say, Mike, you don't remember a lot about our pretty drug trip, do you? / Mike: Not a lot, but some things, yeah. / April: Do you remember...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 12, 2002||[[Dave sits on the ledge outside the girls' apartment, with Chester.]] / Dave: Don't be silly. I'm not going to jump. Even if it would be too easy. / Dave: Of course I knew she was going to say something like that. She always does. I'll find a way to convince her. / [[Dave starts edging his way along...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 13, 2002||[[Marsha, wearing a bathrobe, searches the ledge outside the window]] / Marsha: Oh my GOD! Dave was standing on the ledge while spying on me and... and I think he lost his balance! / Margaret: WHAT???!!! / Marsha: Well, I don't know if he was spying on me, but he WAS outside, and he isn't anymore! / [[Margaret...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 14, 2002||Mike: Hey Roger, have you seen Dave? / Roger: Nope! Glasses are too foggy to see anything. / Mike: Can I get your help with something? / Roger: I hope I don't have to talk a lot. My jaw is tired. / Mike: [[proffering his hand for inspection]] Look at my hand. See anything there? / Roger: No. But then...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 15, 2002||[[Margaret and Marsha stand on the ground underneath their window]] / Margaret: There's nothing! I think you just imagined the whole thing. / Marsha: I'm going crazy. Wheeee. / Margaret: Maybe it's a blue mushroom side effect. / Marsha: Maybe. Please don't mention this to anyone, anyway. Ok? / [[Margaret...|
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