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College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, September 7, 2002 [[Roger, in werecoyote form, stands back-to-back with Marsha as they face off against Steve and Waldo...]] / Marsha: Now, Roger! / [[They link arms, and Roger gives her a huge lift. She kicks out toward Steve...]] / <> / Steve: <> / [[... and Marsha completes the arc, landing on top of Waldo...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, September 8, 2002 [[April listens in consternation to the sounds emanating from the elevator shaft]] / <> / <> / Mike: [[off-panel]] UUGH!! OW! / April: Just what the hell is going on in there?? Oh, that's it! / [[She opens the door. Inside is Mike, badly beaten up, and Satan]] / Mike: Well, SOMEONE doesn't...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 9, 2002 <<*click*>> / Margaret: WHAT??? / Margaret: Work! C'mon, please, WORK! / <<*click*>> / Margaret: Don't do this to me NOW!!! / [[Satan snatches Margaret's shotgun]] / Satan: Nice shotgun! But I think it'd work better if it was loaded. Unless you were expecting some sort of miracle. Heh! / Margaret: You...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 10, 2002 [[Grinning, Satan confronts April]] / Satan: Mmmmh. A blonde in spandex! Pretty hard to resist... / April: Uuuh... look out, behind you? / Satan: Heeeh! Good one! / [[A tentacle grasps Satan's snout and twists it rapidly, breaking his neck]] / <> / Satan: <> / [[Satan disappears in a puff of...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, September 12, 2002 [[Margaret points her shotgun at Mike, who's on the floor. April is nearby, regaining her feet]] / Margaret: AHA! There you are, and this time it's LOADED! / Mike: HEY! No shooting me, missy! / Margaret: Give me a good reason. / April: Margaret, leave him alone. He snapped the Devil's neck. / Mike: Because...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Everyone is now less buff, and wearing battered lab coats]] / Roger: [[In werecoyote form, but wearing a red wig]] You don't remember? We were supposed to blow up this building... / Mike: These are the new dorms! Why would we want to blow up the dorms, so we have to keep living together in that stinky...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, September 14, 2002 [[They all get into Mike's convertible. Roger, in human form, is in the driver's seat.]] / Mike: Can we get going before my brains spill out of my skull? / Dave: What brains? / Roger: I've always wanted to drive a car like this one! / Roger: [[reaching for the CD player]] Got any good CDs? / Dave: Roger,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, September 15, 2002 [[Back at the apartment. Mike's leg is in a cast; his head is bandaged; he is on the couch.]] / Mike: Well, I think we're safe for now. Everybody is as confused about the explosions as WE are. / Roger: I'm not confused. How is Chester, by the way? / Dave: The vet said he's just got a little arrhythmia,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 16, 2002 [[A pizza is delivered to Roger's door, by Mulder. Mulder is wearing T-shirt, shades, reversed baseball cap...]] / Roger: AAAAAAH! A pizza delivery guy! / Mulder: What? You just ordered a pizza... / Roger: Yeah, but your costume is too obvious! You're a fed! / Mulder: Sheesh. I'm not an FBI agent anymore....
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[April has changed her hairstyle, to trim off the singed hair]] / April: Well? Hit me hard. / Margaret: It's just as boring as your old style. / Marsha: I dunno. The length is right, but, there's something about it. / April: "Something?" Be more specific. / Margaret: Marsha's right. But I can't put my...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave hugs Chester on the couch, while Mike plays with Satan's staff]] / Dave: Why do you even keep that thing, Mike? It's CREEPY. / Mike: It's my hunting trophy from an epic battle I don't remember! Not to mention a long stick to poke people's ribs with! / Dave: But we could sell it, and make some cash....
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Mike: [[off-panel]] Psst. Psst, kid. Want some candy? / Dave: I'm not going anywhere near you, Mike. / Mike: [[off-panel]] But I want to talk business. Seriously. / Dave: Pfeh! / Dave: All right, out with it. / Mike: I'll pay for the vet's bill and medicines if you're my slave for a month. / Dave: Are...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 20, 2002 Dave: All right, Mike. What is exactly implied in this "slave" deal? / Mike: It's simple. I have a hard time moving around so I get help from you. / Dave: Define "help." / Mike: Oh, you know. Bring me this, drive me around. That kind of stuff. I won't ask for anything outrageous. / Dave: Define "outrageous." / Mike:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, September 21, 2002 Marsha?: [[off-panel]] Hey, April? / April: What? / Marsha?: [[off-panel]] Decided what to do about your hair? / April: Nope. / Marsha: C'mon, April. Let's face it, you need a makeover. The tradition requires your closest female friends to help! We know there's a natural resistance to change... / April:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Marsha and Margaret drag April toward the salon]] / April: NO! I don't want to cut my hair! / Marsha: Now, April. We know that you're just afraid to make the wrong decision. But with our help... / Margaret: April, no hair is better than ugly hair!! / Random Dork: [[aiming a camera at the girls]] Woo!...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives April: [[thinking]] ACK! They're closing in! And I can't keep on running with this leg! I have to hide somewhere... / [[April heads off-panel. A sign in the background reads "SPIKEY'S R..."]] / Attendant: HEY! You can't go in there! / [[The sign in the background reads "...EY'S CAR WASH"....
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[April wanders through the park, her hair still carwashed down]] / ?: [[off-panel]] Woo, baby! / April: [[thinking]] Just what's the matter with people today??? / ?: [[off-panel]] <> / ?: [[off-panel]] Hey hottie! / <> / Kneeling Guy: Marry me! Marry this mortal, O Venus! / April: [[thinking]]...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives April: Well, I have decided it, and I'm not cutting my hair. Maybe it's an ugly style but guys like it. / Margaret: Cutting your hair??? Blasphemer! / Marsha: Yeah. What are you, crazy? / April: But you said... / Marsha: That was BEFORE. When you were ugly. Now stay away from me, you're stealing my...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 4, 2002 Mike: [[presenting Marsha's handbag]] Dave, run to the girl's place and give this to Marsha. She forgot it here. / Dave: WHAT? I can't do that. Nope. NEVER. / Mike: Why? / Dave: Because I'm gonna run into Margaret and then she'll kick my nuts or something! / Mike: Do it quickly and she won't notice you. / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 5, 2002 [[Dave knocks on the girls' door]] / Dave: [[thinking]] Please God, if you're up there, let someone else answer the door. / <> / [[April answers the door.]] / Dave: Hi... April. Wow, you look different. / April: Heheh! I know. I'm too sexy for my shirt now. / Dave: I'd say. Can you give...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 6, 2002 [[Dave tries to sneak past Margaret, who is working at the table]] / Margaret: Dave? / Dave: Hggh? / Margaret: Can we talk? / Dave: TALK? Oh no. No, I can't. I'm busy. / Margaret: It will only take a minute. / Dave: A minute??? OhmyGOD. / [[Dave flees]] / Dave: I'm sorry, I can't! I just remembered...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 7, 2002 Dave: I'm sorry, Mike. I couldn't. / Mike: WHA? / Dave: I couldn't do it. I was going to, but then Margaret told me she wanted to talk to me. / Mike: So??? / Dave: She said it would only take a minute. That means she's dumping me! / Mike: How can she dump you? She's not even your girlfriend! / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 8, 2002 [[April is still drying her nails]] / Margaret: I think you forgot your piano somewhere. / April: Hah HAH. Who was screaming? / Margaret: Who else? Dave. / April: What did you tell him? / Margaret: Nothing. He ran away. / April: Are you still mad at him because he zapped you? / [[Dave has arrived outside...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 9, 2002 April: Look, why don't you think about it for a while instead of doing something drastic? / Margaret: It's just cruel to dangle his hopes in front of him, when he could be happy with someone else. / April: Margaret, I think you're gonna regret this for the rest of your life. / Margaret: I don't know why...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 10, 2002 Imaginary Wiser Floating April: Where are you going, kid? / April: I can't stand it. I have to know exactly what I told Mike. / Imaginary Wiser Floating April: That's so silly. He doesn't remember anything. / April: What if he does? What if he tells someone? / Imaginary Wiser Floating April: It wouldn't...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 11, 2002 [[April visits Mike]] / Mike: Whoa! Don't tell Marsha I said this, but that new style looks pretty yummy. My compliments to the chef. / April: [[blushing]] Heeehee! Say, Mike, you don't remember a lot about our pretty drug trip, do you? / Mike: Not a lot, but some things, yeah. / April: Do you remember...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, October 12, 2002 [[Dave sits on the ledge outside the girls' apartment, with Chester.]] / Dave: Don't be silly. I'm not going to jump. Even if it would be too easy. / Dave: Of course I knew she was going to say something like that. She always does. I'll find a way to convince her. / [[Dave starts edging his way along...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 13, 2002 [[Marsha, wearing a bathrobe, searches the ledge outside the window]] / Marsha: Oh my GOD! Dave was standing on the ledge while spying on me and... and I think he lost his balance! / Margaret: WHAT???!!! / Marsha: Well, I don't know if he was spying on me, but he WAS outside, and he isn't anymore! / [[Margaret...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 14, 2002 Mike: Hey Roger, have you seen Dave? / Roger: Nope! Glasses are too foggy to see anything. / Mike: Can I get your help with something? / Roger: I hope I don't have to talk a lot. My jaw is tired. / Mike: [[proffering his hand for inspection]] Look at my hand. See anything there? / Roger: No. But then...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 15, 2002 [[Margaret and Marsha stand on the ground underneath their window]] / Margaret: There's nothing! I think you just imagined the whole thing. / Marsha: I'm going crazy. Wheeee. / Margaret: Maybe it's a blue mushroom side effect. / Marsha: Maybe. Please don't mention this to anyone, anyway. Ok? / [[Margaret...
 

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