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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 8, 2002 | [[Margaret's gun is still in Mike's face]]
/ Margaret: I can't believe I've been so BLIND about you...
/ Mike: Well, well. If it isn't Bride of the Devil, pointing a gun at innocent people...
/ Margaret: INNOCENT?
/ Margaret: PEOPLE???
/ Margaret: You're not even HUMAN, Mike.
/ Margaret: Goodbye. / [[Just... http://crfh.net/d/20020808.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 9, 2002 | [[Dave cradles Margaret, who he has just blasted with his laser vision]]
/ Dave: I'm sorry, Margaret. Baby, I'm so sorry...
/ Marsha: Mike, are you okay?
/ Mike: Yeah, Marsh... but Dave...
/ Mike: What in the name of Cthulhu did you have to go and do THAT for?
/ Dave: She was going to kill you...
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20020809.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, August 10, 2002 | [[Dave cradles Margaret, who he has just shot with his laser-vision]]
/ Mike: Well, if it makes you feel better about it, blame me for this, too... but pull yourself together. The battle's not over yet.
/ Dave: It's over for US. I won't leave her alone for your stupid quest. YOU go, and get killed or... http://crfh.net/d/20020810.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, August 11, 2002 | [[The group, sans Dave and Margaret, troop into the building]]
/ April: [[looking back]] Eep. This is bad. Do you think they'll be all right?
/ Marsha: I certainly hope Margaret will be all right, so that I can throttle her for being a psycho &@#*.
/ Mike: [[off-panel, leading]] Hey... hold it. / [[The... http://crfh.net/d/20020811.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 12, 2002 | [[Chester charges into the room]]
/ Chester: < http://crfh.net/d/20020812.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, August 13, 2002 | April: ACK! CHESTER!
/ Mike: [[his tentacle barring her way]] Wait! It's too dangerous!
/ Marsha: What the HELL was THAT???
/ Mike: I have... NO idea. / Mike: I didn't expect this. I can't imagine how they did that...
/ April: If Dave was here, he'd take them down...
/ Roger: We can't count on him now.
/ Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20020813.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 14, 2002 | [[Steve's hands frame a large plasma ball as he confronts the Roomies]]
/ Steve: Hey, morons. You're looking good. Did you lose a bet or something?
/ Mike: Well, you look kind of respectable. Like a NUN.
/ Steve: Heheheh! It'll be my pleasure to zap your spandex-covered butts into next year. But first...... http://crfh.net/d/20020814.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 15, 2002 | [[Steve and Waldo support an enormous plasma ball between them]]
/ Steve: I suggest you leave while you can. You will NOT get into the Unholy Temple. Not while we're guarding it.
/ Steve: Our focused energy is already strong enough to take you all down at once.
/ Steve: Have a nice Apocalypse, idiots. / Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20020815.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 16, 2002 | [[The released plasma ball is hurled toward April, who dodges backward out of its path]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020816.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, August 17, 2002 | [[Waldo hurls another plasma ball toward April, who is off-panel]]
/ Steve: [[off-panel]] Stop her, Waldo!
/ Waldo: I'm trying! But the $&@# just won't stand still!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020817.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is still clasping Margaret]]
/ Dave: Did you hear that? I don't know what's happening in there, but it can't be any good.
/ Dave: And I'm very worried about Chester. I'm not feeling anything on his end. First something awful, then nothing. / Dave: Wake up, please. I didn't hit you that hard, did... http://crfh.net/d/20020818.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 19, 2002 | [[Steve grapples with Mike's tentacle. Between his hands appears an ominous blue glow]]
/ Steve: Now you're gonna see...
/ Mike: But if you blast me while I'm touching you, wouldn't you be blasted as well?
/ Steve: Ain't gonna happen.
/ Mike: Tsk tsk. You're not even sure, are you? I guess avocados don't... http://crfh.net/d/20020819.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, August 20, 2002 | April: YOW! Ouch ouch ouch ouch OUCH!
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] Wait! / Marsha: Did you get hit?
/ April: No, that's just my stupid calf.
/ Marsha: I mean, your hair's smoking.
/ April: I know. Someone is gonna get a kick in the balls when this is over. http://crfh.net/d/20020820.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 21, 2002 | [[Steve and Mike are still immobile from Steve's plasma ball]]
/ Steve: [[his hand glowing a dangerous blue]] It's too bad for you I can still move my arms... / Mike: So can I.
/ [[Mike wraps his tentacle around Steve's wrist and twists]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020821.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 22, 2002 | [[Steve fires a plasma ball from his remaining good hand into Mike from point-blank range]]
/ Steve: GRRR... DIE... you...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020822.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 23, 2002 | [[Steve's hair is blasted by a laserbolt from off-panel]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020823.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, August 24, 2002 | Mike: Sorry about your cat, man.
/ Dave: He's not dead, Mike. You were right. Somehow we can perceive things at another level.
/ Dave: I can tell that he WAS dying, until I touched him. He looks smaller now... but I think he's gonna live.
/ Dave: If I can keep him alive until his body recovers.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20020824.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, August 25, 2002 | [[Mike staggers toward Roger, who is lying still, still in his red wig]]
/ Mike: Hey, what happened?
/ Roger: Steve was spontaneously combusting. I got distracted, so Waldo blasted me.
/ Mike: Oh, GREAT. C'mon, get up. We gotta stop them.
/ Roger: I can't. If I move, I'll go werecoyote. I need every... http://crfh.net/d/20020825.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 26, 2002 | Mike: [[thinking]] Mmh. Robots running for their lives. Marsha's well and doing her part. But where the hell are those two?
/ Voice: [[off-panel, downward]] HELP! / Mike: [[looking down]] Who is there?? It's too dark to see.
/ Voice: [[off-panel, down]] Waldo. I fell down the elevator shaft!
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20020826.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, August 27, 2002 | April: What was that?
/ Roger: [[in werecoyote form]] It sounded like Mike.
/ April: Well, go help him!
/ Roger: He told me to stay with you girls.
/ April: We can take care of ourselves! Marsha has a gun...
/ Roger: He won't care. If I go, he'll yell at me for leaving you alone.
/ April: So what if he yells... http://crfh.net/d/20020827.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 28, 2002 | [[The bottom of the lift shaft. Pain surrounds Mike's head and leg.]]
/ Mike: WAUUUUGGHHN!
/ Mike: Son of a... really BAD landing! / Mike: [[thinking, looking at his leg]] Man, that's gotta be broken, to hurt like that!
/ Mike: [[thinking]] I can't believe I fell for such a stupid trick... / [[Satan... http://crfh.net/d/20020828.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 29, 2002 | Mike: HHhhh... igh... ooh, oh my GOD, I'm... I died.
/ Satan: Ssss. Off to a good start, I see.
/ Mike: It wasn't that bad of a fall! It can't be! I demand a RECOUNT!
/ Satan: Believe me, if you WERE dead, you'd be in a lot more pain.
/ Mike: What do you want? Are you going to take my soul too?
/ Satan:... http://crfh.net/d/20020829.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 30, 2002 | Mike: Pfft! Hehehehe!
/ Satan: What, have I something stuck in my teeth?
/ Mike: No offense, but you sound like my mom. I never listen to her either, and *she* is pretty. Heheheh...
/ Satan: Mmh. I see. Yeah, I really thought you wouldn't go for it. But hey, blame me for trying. / [[Satan takes Mike's... http://crfh.net/d/20020830.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, August 31, 2002 | [[Roger is in werecoyote form]]
/ April: Oh my GOD. Roger, I don't know what's happening to Mike, but we have to stop it.
/ Roger: I'm not even sure that's Mike. I have never heard him scream like that before.
/ April: Why are we even discussing this??? He needs our help!
/ Roger: We're about to finish.... http://crfh.net/d/20020831.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, September 1, 2002 | [[Dave checks the ship he previously hid Margaret in. It's empty]]
/ Dave: What? She's GONE! / Dave: [[thinking]] Where IS she? Did she get inside while I was not looking?
/ Dave: [[thinking]] And now that she woke up alone, she's gonna be... / [[Margaret cocks her shiny futuristic huge weapon, which... http://crfh.net/d/20020901.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 2, 2002 | [[Margaret's gun barrel is almost jammed into the back of Dave's head. Dave holds Chester (who's back to normal size). Margaret is seriously miffed. Dave is resigned to his fate.]]
/ Dave: <<*GULP*>> / [[Dave watches, wide-eyed, as Margaret pushes him aside and stalks into the building, head lowe... http://crfh.net/d/20020902.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 3, 2002 | [[April seeks Mike, unaware she is under surveillance]]
/ Waldo: [[off-panel]] (There she is!)
/ Steve: [[off-panel]] (Ssshhh.) / Waldo: (What? Man, I can shoot her from here!)
/ Steve: (No, we can't.)
/ Waldo: (Uh? Why the hell not?)
/ Steve: (Boss has plans for her... but we can get the others inste... http://crfh.net/d/20020903.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, September 4, 2002 | [[At the bottom of the elevator shaft]]
/ April: [[off-panel]] Mike? Is that you in there?
/ [[Satan licks his lips]]
/ <<*slurp*>>
/ Mike: Ooh no, you WON'T.
/ Mike: April, no matter what, don't open the door!
/ April: [[off-panel]] Why not? Are you hurt?
/ Mike: Go away! I'm... / [[Satan squeezes Mike's... http://crfh.net/d/20020904.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, September 5, 2002 | [[Roger, in werecoyote form, watches Marsha's back as she picks off robots]]
/ Marsha: Well, I ran out of bullets, but I think we're done here!
/ Roger: Yeah, but we still... *sniff sniff*... damn.
/ Roger: Smells like... evil teen spirit... / [[In a wider frame, we see that Steve and Waldo surround Marsha... http://crfh.net/d/20020905.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 6, 2002 | [[Meanwhile, back in the elevator shaft, Mike wrestles with Satan (literally).]]
/ April: [[off-panel]] What did you just call me???
/ Mike: ENGH! You heard me! And double THAT!
/ Mike: MPHH! I HATE you all! You're idiots! There, now go do what I say before I get REALLY mad! / April: Mike... I'm not... http://crfh.net/d/20020906.html |
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