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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 23, 2002 | Dave: Thank you SO much for ruining my life yet AGAIN.
/ Blue: If I REALLY wanted to ruin your life I would have told the truth. But then you'd have to explain why you did it. Do you really want Margaret to know about that?
/ Dave: Well, no, but...
/ Blue: Not to mention the fact that you kissed me. ... http://crfh.net/d/20020523.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 24, 2002 | [[Dave and Mike are in the bathroom; Dave holds a toothbrush, Mike watches him pointedly]]
/ Dave: Why are you staring at me like that? You don't believe what April said, do you?
/ Mike: For a tiny moment I had my doubts. But then again, you guys have something to hide. And I already know what it is.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20020524.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Teacher: Well, the first thing we're going to do here at the lab is a small team project. Three persons, tops. / Dave: Want to be on my team?
/ Margaret: Mmh. Are you sure? I'm not that good with Chemistry.
/ Dave: I'm so sure of my sureness I can't be more sure without starting to sound like I'm not... http://crfh.net/d/20020525.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, May 26, 2002 | Margaret: [[stunned]] Waldo and Steve. She put me in a team. With Waldo. And Steve.
/ Dave: It's just a small project. I'm sure you won't have to spend a lot of time with them.
/ Margaret: Dave. We're talking about Waldo and Steve. A second with them is already TOO much time. / Teacher: [[off-panel]]... http://crfh.net/d/20020526.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 27, 2002 | Margaret: You can't put me in a team with these DORKS!
/ Steve: Yeah, you can't!
/ Teacher: Why not?
/ Margaret: They're gonna ruin my grades! And I'll probably get a police record!
/ Waldo: Because she's so CRAZY she should sell used cars!
/ Teacher: I'm sorry, but I believe when you get a job in the real... http://crfh.net/d/20020527.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: Double DAMN! I can't believe I ended up with those two! All that'll be left of me will be a million little flunked pieces!
/ Mike: All right, man, cut the crap already. Marsha's sensitive about her cooking, and if you keep babbling about I'm gonna have to tie your little neck into a knot to give... http://crfh.net/d/20020529.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 30, 2002 | Marsha: Weeeeeellllll. If it isn't Mr. Reluctant Lab Partner Boy.
/ Dave: I think maybe we should keep hostility to a minimum... I'm sorry I said those things about your cooking.
/ Marsha: All right. Then I will not say that you're too nerdy and that I have no intention of killing myself over this project.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20020530.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 31, 2002 | [[Mike is watching TV]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020531.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, June 1, 2002 | [[Steve holds a skull as Waldo watches]]
/ Steve: [[reading from a tome]] Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020601.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, June 2, 2002 | Dave: Well, the first thing we have to do is decide what kind of a project we want. I have some suggestions here. Let's see... chlorophyll isolation...
/ Marsha: [[bored]] Dave, this project is worth 5% of the final grade. We don't need anything too complicated. Why don't we make soap? It's easy.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20020602.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 3, 2002 | [[Margaret returns home. Marsha is filing her nails. April sits beside her on the couch in a fetal position]]
/ Marsha: How did it go?
/ Margaret: Oh, not so bad, actually. Those two guys might be idiots but they have had a lot of practice with potions... you?
/ Marsha: So-so. Your boyfriend definitely... http://crfh.net/d/20020603.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 5, 2002 | Margaret: You're overreacting. Just get over it.
/ April: Sure, YOU can say that. After all, you're not the one who horribly misjudged Dave, and...
/ Margaret: April, the way he babbles when he's nervous and looks guilty over things he hasn't done... it's not the hardest thing to do, is it? / Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20020605.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, June 6, 2002 | [[Mike and Marsha are on the couch, preparing to spend an evening together]]
/ Mike: So, what do you want to watch first? "Return of the Zombies, XII", or "Steel Magnolias?"
/ Marsha: Meeeh.
/ Mike: What's the matter?
/ Marsha: Aw. The girls have been sharing secrets while I was home. I feel so left out. / Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20020606.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, June 9, 2002 | [[Mike's creeping around Dave's bedroom at night. Chester protects Dave.]]
/ Chester: < http://crfh.net/d/20020609.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 10, 2002 | [[April is dressed just like Mary Ann and her hairstyle mimics Mary Ann's]]
/ April: All RIGHT. I've changed my appearance to meet your petty demands. Now...
/ Mary Ann: Now, WAIT. I thought I specified absolutely NO COTTON clothes.
/ April: It's only 50% cotton, you spawn of Hell.
/ Mary Ann: 50%? That's... http://crfh.net/d/20020610.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, June 11, 2002 | [[Marsha is knocking on Mike, Roger and Dave's door]]
/ Marsha: Hey, open up!
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] I'm not here! I left the country!
/ Marsha: C'mon Roger. I just forgot my makeup case in there.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Who are you???
/ Marsha: Marsha! Who else? / [[Roger opens the door]]
/ Roger: Wait... http://crfh.net/d/20020611.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 12, 2002 | Mike: Well, I'm off to work on my Chem lab project. See ya.
/ Roger: [[blocking his exit]] Wait wait! Do you think it's wise to come out now??? The feds are after us!
/ Mike: You mean after YOU. I'm not the one who's making drugs, remember? / Roger: [[hushing him]] SSHHH!! Are you crazy??? There... http://crfh.net/d/20020612.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, June 13, 2002 | [[In a darkened van]]
/ Scully: I still don't know why you're so interested in that harmless college kid.
/ Mulder: I believe he and his roommates are the ones we captured last year. Remember? The mutant abductees who were killed in that explosion...
/ Scully: If you're so sure, why don't you just arrest... http://crfh.net/d/20020613.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 14, 2002 | Dave: Marsha, am I crazy or is this list incomplete?
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] It's all there.
/ Dave: And these ingredients here, I don't remember...
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] I made a couple of substitutions.
/ Dave: WHAT??? Marsha, we just can't start... / [[Dave stumbles over something. His clipboard and... http://crfh.net/d/20020614.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, June 15, 2002 | [[April, dressed and coiffured like Mary Ann, strides past, her eyes glazed oddly, her teeth clenched]]
/ April: XHLEMPHREGOMFORTNESS!!!! MGGGHNNN...
/ Marsha: *Ahem* Dave?
/ Dave: [[rolling his eyes]] All right. I've got it covered. / Dave: April... you don't have to do this, you know. I'm not mad... http://crfh.net/d/20020615.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, June 16, 2002 | Roger: [[proffering a wig of straight red hair]] Here. Before we go out, put this wig on.
/ Mike: No thanks, I'm already beautiful.
/ Roger: Mike, I'm serious. The feds are after us, we have to go out in disguise.
/ Mike: Why don't you ask Dave? We all know he loves to use girl stuff.
/ Dave: [[off-panel,... http://crfh.net/d/20020616.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 17, 2002 | April: [[sitting up in bed, smiling brightly]] Ooooh! Is it morning already??? Good morning, sunshine! / April: Good morning, roomie!
/ Margaret: [[bleary]] Decipher... my...
/ April: Your shirt, I know! / April: [[off-panel]] Aaand... oh yeah! [[Shouting]] Good mooorning, Vengeance!
/ Marsha: Look,... http://crfh.net/d/20020617.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, June 18, 2002 | Mike: [[his eyes looking back]] Dave.
/ Dave: What?
/ Mike: Don't look now, but we're being followed.
/ Dave: Uh? Are you sure?
/ Mike: Yes. On the count of three. 1... 2... / Mike: RUN! RUN TILL YOUR LUNGS FALL OFF!
/ [[They run. Dave hazards a look back.]]
/ Dave: Eep! / [[Roger (wearing a wig) clutching... http://crfh.net/d/20020618.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, June 19, 2002 | [[Dave and Mike are running away from Roger]]
/ Dave: *pant pant* Is he gone?
/ Mike: Yeah, but I... WHOA! Wait a minute!
/ [[He spies a red car parked in the foreground]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020619.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, June 20, 2002 | Teacher: Where's April? Is she gonna be late?
/ Mary Ann: No, she was here ten minutes ago! I don't know... / Teacher: Ah, there you are. Just in time, too!
/ [[April enters. She blows bubblegum, her hair is Aprilesque, her clothing is brilliantly colored and bares her midriff, and her posture exudes... http://crfh.net/d/20020620.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, June 21, 2002 | Teacher: Very well, let's go for the safety check then. Let's see, lab coat, gloves, and... mmh, let me see the other glove there...
/ Mike: Eh, I only have one.
/ Teacher: Why is that? / Mike: [[waving his tentacle]] See, it's kind of hard wearing a glove over this thing.
/ Teacher: Oh! I... see. Um,... http://crfh.net/d/20020621.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, June 22, 2002 | [[Marsha swirls a flask which contains some white liquid]]
/ Marsha: [[thinking]] Saponify, baby! Saponify, baby! Saponify, dammit! Boo... / [[Marsha tips the contents of the flask into the sink]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020622.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, June 23, 2002 | [[Mike is trying to pour some green goop down the sink that Marsha used earlier]]
/ Mike: Geez, who clogged the drain with that yellow goo?
/ Marsha: Mike? Listen, um... how do you undo a brainwarp?
/ Mike: Mmh. I don't know. I have never attempted to do that. Why?
/ Marsha: Well, see, Dave was pissed... http://crfh.net/d/20020623.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, June 24, 2002 | [[Marsha approaches Roger, who is wearing the red wig and holding a big spliff]]
/ Marsha: Eh, Roger?
/ Roger: There's no Roger, only Zuul.
/ Marsha: Uh?
/ Roger: I mean ROSIE. And I'm not doing anything illegal, no sir. / [[Marsha approaches Margaret, who is strangling Waldo]]
/ Marsha: Hey, Margaret...
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20020624.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, June 25, 2002 | Margaret: So you're done with your project?
/ April: Yup. Got an A on it, too.
/ Margaret: Then why is Mary Ann sucking her thumb under that table?
/ April: Oh, only because I shattered her belief system, with a little help from the teacher... / Margaret: Wow, April. You broke Mary Ann??? You realize... http://crfh.net/d/20020625.html |
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