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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: Mom, what are you doing??? Let him go!
/ Hazel: Well, he followed you into a dark alley with who knows what intentions...
/ Dave: I was just trying to apologize, I swear!
/ Jay: Hey, who asked you?
/ Hazel: "I was just trying to apologize! And maybe fry your other eye!" / Blue: Hhh... he didn't fry... http://crfh.net/d/20020411.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: All right, Mom. I'll tell you the truth. He didn't fry my eye, but I... um, have a blind spot. It's shrinking every day, and it almost doesn't bother me now, but it's a bit sensitive to light, and so I covered it.
/ Hazel: Wow. Impressive! You came up with the perfect explanation so I *can't* shoot... http://crfh.net/d/20020412.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: [[eyes glowing blue]] Blue, get OFF ME!
/ Blue: [[holding him so he can't turn around]] No, I know what you're thinking. But they won't hesitate... and there's ten more outside.
/ Dave: I HAVE TO! I'm sick, SICK of people smacking me around!
/ Blue: Would you feel better if you were on the giving... http://crfh.net/d/20020413.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue are in the alley in which Hazel had Dave beaten up. Dave's cheek is cut from the pistol-whipping]]
/ Dave: Does my face look too bad?
/ Blue: No. Except for the cut on your cheek.
/ Dave: Great. Now my mom's gonna think I got into a gang fight or something.
/ Blue: I could take you to my... http://crfh.net/d/20020415.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[At Marsha's house.]]
/ Marsha's father: Yes?
/ Mike: Good afternoon, sir. Nice weather, huh?
/ Marsha's father: Uh... yeah. / Mike: On such a lovely day I decided to take a stroll, but then I thought that it'd be a waste to do it alone, and so...
/ Marsha's father: Is there a point to all this? I have... http://crfh.net/d/20020416.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[In Marsha's house...]]
/ Marsha's Mother: Grab your stuff and let's go outside.
/ Marsha: Uh? Why?
/ Marsha's Mother: Because there's a snake in the house. Your father and some young man are looking for it.
/ Marsha: Well, I've been in this house for so long, that now I don't feel like going outside.
/ Marsha's... http://crfh.net/d/20020417.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Marsha's father: You should be with your mother, Marsha. This could be dangerous.
/ Marsha: Aaw. I want to help! Besides, you know how I attract animals...
/ Mike: Yeah, and I'm sure that my snake would like you...
/ Marsha: You BET. Heheheh...
/ Mike: Hey, I think I saw something under the bed! / Marsha's... http://crfh.net/d/20020419.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Marsha: Mike! I never expected to see you here! I missed you...
/ Mike: Well, I HAD to come and see you... since they won't even let me call you... / Marsha: Oh. About THAT. Eh, I think I should explain myself. It's just that...
/ Mike: [[Handing her a gift-wrapped package]] Shhh! There's no time for... http://crfh.net/d/20020420.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: [[holding a wriggling sack]] We got it! Thank you, sir!
/ Marsha's father: Is... is that it? Let me take a look...
/ Mike: Okay, just be careful or it might eat your face... / [[Mike pokes his tentacle out of the sack; it's colored to look like a snake's head]]
/ Mike: Isn't it cute?
/ Marsha: Yes... http://crfh.net/d/20020421.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue are at Blue's grandmother's house, tending to Dave's wounds]]
/ Dave: No offense intended, Blue, but your mother is CRAZY.
/ Blue: Duuh. The whole hemisphere knows that. Didn't Mike tell you about her?
/ Dave: Well, yeah, but I thought he was making up those stories!
/ Blue: Nope. / Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20020422.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue are at Blue's grandmother's house]]
/ Dave: So this is where you're staying. I was wondering...
/ Blue: Yup. But not for long. Another day in here and my nose will start running. Dog allergy...
/ Dave: And where are you going then?
/ Blue: Where else? Back home with Mom. / Dave: Why don't... http://crfh.net/d/20020423.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue and Dave sit on Blue's grandmother's couch]]
/ Dave: No. No, I don't feel a thing for you...
/ Blue: Suuure. I suppose you go around blasting random people with your laser vision too.
/ Dave: I'm very sorry about that. I didn't know your eye would...
/ Blue: FORGET MY EYE! I don't want you to say... http://crfh.net/d/20020424.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue sit on Blue's grandmother's couch]]
/ Dave: She could be here with me. I offered, I asked, I even begged. But she wouldn't bother. And suddenly you're at my door. You, of all the people in the world. You, winning my parents over and being so awfully nice even after how I treated you.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20020425.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue sit on Blue's grandmother's couch]]
/ Dave: God... is that how you feel about me?
/ Blue: [[a tear running down her cheek]] No *sniff* you idiot! I obviously got my little speech from a Valentine's Day card. What difference does it make? / Dave: [[hugging Blue]] Blue... I'm so sorry I've... http://crfh.net/d/20020426.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Lily and Roger are wandering the forest at night]]
/ Lily: Do you really think this is a good idea?
/ Roger: What else can we do?
/ Lily: I don't know. If he's in shock, how would shocking him again help?
/ Roger: It works for amnesia.
/ Lily: Do you think we'll have to wait for a long time?
/ Roger: Naw. / Lily:... http://crfh.net/d/20020429.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Lily and Roger are reunited with their mom, a werecoyote living feral in the forest]]
/ Mom: Lily, look at you! My little girl is now a woman! I'm so proud...
/ Lily: You look great, too, Mom! Shiny fur! What conditioner do you use?
/ Mom: Rain water. It does wonders!
/ Lily: OF COURSE!
/ Roger: *AHEM*
/ Lily:... http://crfh.net/d/20020430.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Lily and Roger have tracked down their mother, a werecoyote, in the forest]]
/ Mom: Your father is here??? What on earth were you thinking? I'm not letting him see me like this...
/ Lily: But Mom, he's been missing you. He deserves to know the truth, don't you think?
/ Roger: Aw, mom! C'mon, at least... http://crfh.net/d/20020501.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Lily: This is SO disappointing...
/ Roger: I know. Let's go, we have nothing to do here.
/ Lily: Well, NO. We're not going anywhere. We're sticking to our plan.
/ Roger: You heard her. She doesn't want to...
/ Lily: I don't care. / Lily: If she doesn't want us here, she'll have to kick us out herself.
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20020502.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[At the Green's New Year's Eve party. Blue, wearing an evening dress, leans on a bar.]]
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] PSST! / [[We see Mike -- he's in black-tie formal tuxedo.]]
/ Blue: Good evening, Mr. Bond.
/ Mike: Go ahead, laugh. Didn't they have any bare-midriff evening gowns left?
/ Blue: Sure, all the... http://crfh.net/d/20020503.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[At the Green's New Year's Eve party, a black-tie affair...]]
/ Mike: How's the eye?
/ Blue: Boy, you can't have any privacy in this family... but it's okay now.
/ Mike: Good! I wouldn't like to start the semester by killing my roommate.
/ Blue: You should ask how is Dave. Mom got her claws on him, you... http://crfh.net/d/20020506.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: Where is Louie, anyway?
/ Mike: Didn't you know? He's grounded.
/ Blue: Why?
/ Mike: He was arrested at Manic Mountain for attempting to strangle Darney the Purple T-Rex!
/ Blue: If he always tries to do that why didn't you stop him this time?
/ Mike: It's like Mom always says... Put the rat and the... http://crfh.net/d/20020507.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: You know Blue, you really should stay away from Dave. I never thought he would attack you, but lately he's psychotic.
/ Blue: No more than Marsha, is he?
/ Mike: Touche. But he and Margaret... they're into something heavy. I'm not really sure what it is, but I don't think I want you near it.
/ Blue:... http://crfh.net/d/20020508.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 9, 2002 | [[The Pepitones enjoying a family camping-out for New Year's Eve. Mom, in werecoyote form, is sniffing out the campfire.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20020509.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, May 10, 2002 | [[The Pepitones are camping out for New Year's Eve. Lily plays guitar while she and Roger sing; Dad sits in the background]]
/ Lily and Roger: < |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, May 13, 2002 | [[Dave returns. Chester leaps into his arms]]
/ Dave: Heeey, my furry soulmate! Did you miss me? / Margaret: I have never seen a cat so attached to people.
/ Dave: You can say that again... Hi April! Did Chester behave?
/ April: [[evil eye]] Yeesssss. UnnnLIKE his ownnnnerrrrr.... / Dave: I just picked... http://crfh.net/d/20020513.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 14, 2002 | [[Dave is hanging the 'dragon poster' he received for Christmas]]
/ Mike: What's that?
/ Dave: Christmas present from Roger. Cool huh?
/ Mike: Nonono. It's BEYOND cool. In fact, it's beyond BEAUTIFUL! / Mike: This thing should be in a museum! Hey Roger, are you a friggin' genius or what, man?
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20020514.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, May 16, 2002 | [[Dave answers the door -- it's Blue. Chester runs away]]
/ Dave: Eeeeh...
/ Chester: < http://crfh.net/d/20020516.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, May 18, 2002 | April: Well, THIS I didn't expect... What, are you gonna invite me to your wedding, lovebirds?
/ Dave: Lovebirds??? She's just looking for Mike. Is he here?
/ Blue: We're not lovebirds... I'm just his sexy stalker!
/ April: [[unimpressed]] Lovely. Yes, he's inside. / [[April takes Dave aside]]
/ April:... http://crfh.net/d/20020518.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, May 21, 2002 | Dave: [[to Margaret]] I didn't have sex with Blue! April's CRAZY! She reads too many webcomics! Someone call 911 before she stabs us all with a pitchfork!
/ April: [[off-panel]] Liar, liar, pants on FIRE! Oh yeah!
/ Margaret: Mmmmh.
/ Mike: <<*twitch*>>
/ Dave: I swear I don't know why she's saying that!
/ April:... http://crfh.net/d/20020521.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, May 22, 2002 | Blue: As fun as it would be to pretend we DID have sex, we didn't. The truth is a lot less pleasant, but I guess if we don't explain ourselves nobody is gonna believe us.
/ Dave: *Whew* For a moment I thought... okay, since you're far more coherent than me, I'll let you do all the talking.
/ Blue: Right. / Blue:... http://crfh.net/d/20020522.html |
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