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| crfh.net/d/20010715.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Margaret: I'm just saying that we shouldn't rush ourselves. We don'teven know each other. I have to be sure of what I'm feeing, and I want you to be sure too... okay? / Dave: *sigh* Okay. I guess you're right. But it's disappointing how real life is a lot more practical than romantic,... |
| crfh.net/d/20010716.html | [[Outside]] / Dave: At least I got some hope from my date. But it's still kind of unfair. No matter how much you love someone they don't always love you back. / Roger: I don't want to play Devil's avocado here, but where did you get that idea? Fairy tales? / Dave: You mean Devil's ADVOCATE. / Roger: No, I really... |
| crfh.net/d/20010717.html | [[Hall, Classroom]] / Steve: Excellent catnapping! Now to get the others! / Waldo: Would you believe it? It fell for the same trick we used last time! / Mr. Dover: Before you leave... I'll have a minor surgery next week, so... / Dave: AAAAAAH! / Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!! / Mr. Dover: Aw, looks like somone is... |
| crfh.net/d/20010718.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: This place is a mess! / Mike: Duh. It's ALWAYS a mess. / Dave: But now even MY stuff is a mess! / Roger: Okay. Either we get rid of the mountain of garbage or we get scarecrows. The buzzards are always stealing my socks. / Mike: "Dear idiots: If you ever want to see your pets again,... |
| crfh.net/d/20010719.html | [[Steve and Waldo's apartment]] / Steve: Hey, do you guys EVER knock on doors? Were you raised in a barn or what? / Dave: There you are! I bet you're the half-brain cell behind this, aren't you? / Mike: I was raised in a barn. And I used to make pigs SQUEAL. / Roger: If I detect the slightlest erosion on Fluffy... |
| crfh.net/d/20010720.html | [[Steve and Waldo's apartment]] / Mike: All right, I'm waiting for an explanation... / Dave: THere's nothing to explain! I just want my cat to live, that's all! / Roger: HEY, MIKE. PAY ATTENTION TO THE DISTRACTION, MAN! / Mike: I mean, isn't your soul-cat thing just merely emotional? / Dave: You KNOW about the... |
| crfh.net/d/20010721.html | [[Steve and Waldo's apartment]] / Mike: Now Steve, let's see if you can give ME a reason to not hurt you... / Dave: But what about my cat??? / Steve: Yeah, what he said... / Mike: This is no good cop/bad cop routine, Dave... / Steve: Look, just give us the avocado and we'll give you your pets. / Dave: Avocado? Did... |
| crfh.net/d/20010722.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Dave: Look, Steve. If I HAD that avocado you want, I'd just give it to you, okay? But I don't! And it's not my cat's fault! / Steve: You *break* my heart. Sorry, no avocado, no pets. / Mike: Mmmh, guys? I say it's time we stop pretending we don't have the Devil's Avocado...... |
| crfh.net/d/20010724.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Steve: THAT'S IT? Doesn't look very evil... / Mike: Look, man, NEVER diss the Devil's Avocado or the Council of Evil will make you swallow a bat's head. / Steve: So that's what happened to Ozzy? / Mike: Yeah. Then he became a junkie... / Roger: The coyote. Hand it over! / Waldo:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010725.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Mike: BWAHAHA! You don't know about the Ritual? Then what do you want the Devil's Avocado for??? / Waldo: Um... Guacamole of Doom, maybe? / Steve: Shut up, Waldo... all right, smarty, if you know so much, endarken us about the Ritual... / Dave: Mike, can't we just go home? / Mike:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010726.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Mike: Fine. I'm gonna tell you, but you have to give me the coyote, and you better write it down 'cause I'm only allowed to say it once. / Steve: Ooh! Waldo, get our evil notebook... / Mike: All right... first, you gotta shave your entire body... / Mike: Then you paint yourselves... |
| crfh.net/d/20010727.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Steve: So after all that idiotic and painful stuff we have to stand on our heads for three days??? C'mon... / Mike: Well, sorry, I don't make the rules! And don't forget the enema, it's VERY important! / Waldo: Good-bye, Yog-sototh! / Dave: Pfft! Mike, I know they probably deserved... |
| crfh.net/d/20010730.html | [[Outside]] / Dave: I have this odd feeling someone's following us. / Mike: You're being paranoic again. / Roger: And you're being paranoic about Dave being paranoic... / Dave: DID YOU SEE THAT??? / Mike: See what, man? WHAT? / Roger: If this was a movie, now one of us would go wandering alone and get caught by... |
| crfh.net/d/20010731.html | [[Park]] / Dave: Huh! A penny! / Dave: "Find a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck" / Dave: ...unless some glue shall stick it up, in which case your whole life is.... / Dave: YAAAAAAAAA!!! / Dave: MUCKED! / Dave: GRRRR.... / Pinkerton: HA HA! OBERF! Your luck SUCKS! / Dave: Whoa, someone comes... |
| crfh.net/d/20010801.html | [[Park]] / Dave: Dammit all, I DON'T deserve this... / Pinkerton: Gimme a P! Gimme an I! Gimme an N! Gimme a K! Gimme an E! / Dave: I visit animal shelters, I play with babies... I'm a friggin' nice guy, all right? / Pinkerton: Gimme an R! Gimme a T! Gimmer an O! Gimme an N! What's that spell? / Pinkerton: My... |
| crfh.net/d/20010802.html | [[Park]] / Dave: GAAAAHHH! / Dave: GNNNNN! NNNNN! / April: Hey, Dave. We heard something about "laser vision in the park" so we figured it was either you or a really down-on-his-luck optometrist. / Dave: You got to HELP me, April! I think I KILLED this guy! / Marsha: Whoa! YOU? / Marsha: Pfft. He's not dead. / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010803.html | [[Boys' Apartment, Lecture Hall]] / Mike: Oooh. So taking my convertible wasn't enough, huh? What do I have to do to make you guys leave me alone? My guess is that I have to HURT you... / Dave: I don't htink he's working alone. If we hurt him, we have to hurt everybody else, right? / Mike: Fine with me. I'm... |
| crfh.net/d/20010804.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: This... this guy's gotta be JOKING. / Mike: You can't joke under the effect of truth serum, Dave. / Dave: C'mon... a secret society trying to capture us and use our powers to take control of the government??? / Mike: Makes sense. At least, it's a possibility. / Roger: And if they were... |
| crfh.net/d/20010805.html | [[Lecture Hall]] / Tim: Actchally, "HackerZ" ain't hack-n-slash. Not that there's anythin' wrong with hack-an-slash... / April: Do I really want to know why you have that listening device? / Marsha: This is DIFFERENT from ex-boyfriend stuff, April! I'm stalking for great justice now! / Roger: No, and furthermore,... |
| crfh.net/d/20010806.html | [[Lecture Hall]] / Dave: zzap! / Margaret: OOF! / Dave: I don't believe it! They're taking her ON! We gotta her her! / April: Wow, that's guy's like, the EVIL Dave. Some kind of "NegaDave" or something. / Mike: You heard him, Roger... / Mike: Get IN there. / Mike: IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER YOU INSULTED THAT... |
| crfh.net/d/20010807.html | [[Lecture Hall]] / Marsha: Hi. I'm with the Sisters of Pain! Would you like some of our literature? / Katherine: Other door, Shanna. / Marsha: You know, pain has a long and fascinating history. Take the Middle Ages-- / Katherine: I've read up. / Marsha: OWW! / Marsha: WHACK! / April: I'm giving you ONE chance to surrender... / Shanna:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010808.html | [[Lecture Hall]] / Katherine: KWAK! / April: NKK! / Katherine: Okay, Shanna, get up. / Shanna: I can't. I surrendered. Isn't that, you know, like being frozen in freeze tag? / Roger: BUMP / Will: GNN! / Alisin: Yo, she-bitch. Let's go. / Alisin: Now this is just physical, swwetcheeks. Don' think we're goin' STEADY. / Roger:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010809.html | [[Lecture Hall]] / Margaret: Hmph. Pinkerton said YOU were the worst of the LOT. "Worst" SOMETHING, I guess. / Alisin: Ugh... / Margaret: C'mooon, get up. The fun is only beginning... / Alisin: Gawrsh, that leg looks a little stiff... I wonder why? / Will: Farger... fair fight... I'd take you... / Mike: Yeah, yeah,... |
| crfh.net/d/20010810.html | [[Lecture Hall]] / Rikk, Dave: WHOA! / Dave: BUMP! / Rikk: NARG! / Rikk: WHACK! / Dave: UGH! / Dave: SHWOK! / Rikk: NGH! / Rikk: THUD! / Dave: Mmgh! / Rikk: Y'll have t' do better'n'at... I been beaten up by all KINDS a'monsters... heck, my WIFE's jurt me worse'n you... / Dave: ... / Rikk, Dave: KLUNK / Katherine: Down to you... |
| crfh.net/d/20010811.html | [[Lecture Hall]] / Pinkerton: "Hah-hah-have some blue mushroom juice and morphine!" / Katherine: What? / Mike: NO! / Shanna: You son of a...! / Fire Extinguisher: PSSSHHH / Pinkerton: Yes, I'm the son of a bitch that is payback. / Shanna: GHJJJ! / Fire Extinguisher: PSSHH / Shanna: Nuh-nuh-not again... / Pinkerton: Getting... |
| crfh.net/d/20010812.html | [[Classroom, Physics Lab]] / Dr. Zedd: All right, class. Today's lab assignment is to split an atom and prove the existence of its particles. / Marsha: YOUUU... you INCREDIBLE... / Rumy: Clearly, this is an impossible assignment. And clearly, this is a test of our faith in our instructor. Clearly. / Alisin:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010813.html | [[Physics Lab, Classroom]] / Tim: Trust me, big guy. I know how systems break, and th'edjucashunal system is not gonna let this guy flunk us ALL. / Rikk: *sigh* / Rumy: Look at him... he's sleeping, and yet his fingers never falter. / Roger: ZZzzZZZZzZ / Marsha: I'm going to fail... I'm going to be a second-class... |
| crfh.net/d/20010814.html | [[Hotel Lobby, Hotel Room]] / Pinkerton: Heh, heh. Some of my friends had a bit too much to drink. / Hotel Clerk: That's the fourth time you been carryin' people back to your room... how many friends you got? / Pinkerton: I'm a popular guy. They call me "Dweezil, the Designated Driver". / Hotel Clerk: You don't... |
| crfh.net/d/20010815.html | [[Physics Lab]] / Marsha: You realise this assignment is totally impossible and you're crushing our dreams, don't you? / Dr. Zedd: Ee-YES! X-actly! BIN-GO! Gods, you kids disgust me! So full of maive optimism and hormones and energy and the belief that everything's gonna turn out okay! You remind me of my... |
| crfh.net/d/20010816.html | [[Hotel Room, Roof of Classroom]] / Pinkerton: "Eheheheheheheheheh" / Pinkerton: That's it, kids... keep on DREAMING, save the world... / Pinkerton: Save MY world, that is... and keep saving it, keep building it up... / Pinkerton: ...so you don't realise you're trapped inside it! / Phone: Beep bip BOOP Joe's Termite... |
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