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| crfh.net/d/20010614.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: Another freaking river??? I can't believe this! We're SO screwed... / Dave: Yeah. Looks like we're gonna have to take the long way after all. / Margaret: We'll have to go back to the woods. It's too dangerous to stay here... / Dave: This is starting to scare me. Who caused this storm? God... |
| crfh.net/d/20010615.html | [[Woods]] / April: Well, this time I did it. I managed to lose Chester, loes my friends, and lose myself. / April: YOWWWW! / April: Oh. It's just Mike's morningstar. With blood on it. / April: Um. Let's just hope Mike rended his garmets and had a nosebleed over the pain of losing his morningstar. / {{Part of the... |
| crfh.net/d/20010616.html | [[Field]] / Dave: I don't understand! God saved my from the bees only to kill me by lightning? That doesn't make sense! / Margaret: You fool! You still don't get it! / Dave: We are playing a game here, and we don't even know the rules? / Margaret: Exactly! And if we don't know the rules, WE MAKE OUR OWN! / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010617.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: It's getting worse! / Dave: Margaret, we should cover our ears... / Margaret: WHAT? / Dave: I said we should cover- / Dave: Enngh. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20010618.html | [[Field]] / Dave: *SIGH* / Margaret: Dave? / Dave: Mmmmhhhh? / Margaret: I've got an idea... / Margaret: Let's take off our clothes and have sex. / Dave: Can I faint first? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20010619.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: As long as we're together lightning can't strike you. So no matter what, hold my hand... / Dave: Ma... Margaret. Are you s-sure about this? I... / Margaret: Well, I'm sure. But if you are not... / Dave: Mn, no, it's just that my heart says yes, and my brain says... eeeouuuiiooouuh. / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010620.html | [[Woods, Hole]] / Mike: Ah, so THERE you are. I see you're not so dumb. You managed to get yourself out of the rain. / Mike: YOu've caused enough trouble already. / Chester: KS! / Mike: And now you've suddenly gone Cheshire? You're as crazy as your owner. / Mike: WE have to look for the others... get in the bag... |
| crfh.net/d/20010621.html | [[Woods, Hole]] / Mike: Marsha? What happened? / Marsha: I feel. I think I sprained my ankle.... what about you? Are you okay? / Mike: I've had better days, but it doesn't matter. / Mike: I'll give you a hand! / Marsha: I can't reach it, Mike! / Mike: Damn. Okay, I'll just get a little closer... / Marsha: Watch out,... |
| crfh.net/d/20010622.html | [[Cave, Roger's House]] / Roger: Nice cave. It reminds me of a friend... / Roger's Mom: You're still into geology I see. / Roger: Not geology, just a pet rock. / Roger's Mom: And I thought you would grow out of your weirdness. / Roger: Mom... where have you been all these years? You just disappeared. You didn't... |
| crfh.net/d/20010623.html | [[Roger's House]] / Roger's Mom: Roger, dinner will be ready in half an hour. You can eat a donut after that. / Roger: Aw c'mon. Just a little one. I'm starving! Please? / Roger's Mom: You'll never grow up big an strong if you keep eating junk food instead of your- / Roger's Mom: OW! / Roger's Mom: GRRROWL!! / Roger:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010624.html | [[Cave]] / Roger: I think now that it was weird. It usually takes ME a lot more pain and blood to trigger a reaction like that... and I can usually hold it back if I'm with otehr people... / Roger's Mom: Do you think I'd scare my own child like that because of such a stupid accident? I COULDN'T hold it back. / Roger:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010625.html | [[Field ]] / Margaret: Um, Dave? I think we should go back to the woods before it stops raining... / Dave: Uh-huh. Just five minutes... / Margaret: Oh, alright. *sigh* / Dave: What's the matter, honey? Did... did I hurt you? / Margate: No. But, uh, have you ever done soemthing that made perfect sense at the moment... |
| crfh.net/d/20010626.html | [[Field]] / Dave: Everything was going perfect... / Margaret: No, you see... we were setting the rules. The more the devil wants to keep us apart, the closer we get... / Dave: Rules??? / Margaret: But I realized now... of every reason we could have to be together, "the devil made me do it" doesn't sound like... |
| crfh.net/d/20010627.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: Please try to understand, Dave. The last hours have been a hellish nightmare. I'm not sure if what I'm feeling for you is love, or if I'm just desperate for someone to hold on to... that would not be fair. / Dave: As unfair as having sex with me and saying it meant nothing. / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010628.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: What's the matter? WHAT? / Dave: I... I don't know... / Dave: I've been feeling funny for a while now... / Margaret: You're running a fever. Maybe your wounds are infected. / Dave: Great. I suppose this is the cheese on the cracker. / Margaret: We need to get you medical attention quick... / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010629.html | [[Hole]] / Mike: ACK! DAMMIT! / Mike: This just doesn't work. I can't jump higher, and it's too slippery... / Marsha: What... what if we can't get out? / Mike: We'll just have to think of something else... it's not like the solution is gonna fall from the sky... / April: AAAAAAAAH! / {{Part of the "The Adversary... |
| crfh.net/d/20010630.html | [[Hole]] / April: AAAAAAAAAAHHH / Mike: April, calm down! Marsha, why won't she stop screaming like a BANSHEE? / Marsha: I don't know, I've never seen her like this! / April: Mike is DEAD, I found is morningstar! And Roger is dead, I found his sneakers! Everybody is dead! I found that friggin' HUGE pile of human... |
| crfh.net/d/20010701.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: NGGGH! Dave, c'mon! Please! We can't give up now! / Dave: Mmh. / Margaret: Dave, you're not even trying! / Dave: I'm c-cold... / Margaret: Are you even listening to me? / Dave: So cold... / Margaret: My God... you're boilding. I don't like this. Your temperature is raising too fast.... / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010702.html | [[Cave]] / Roger's Mom: You haven't said anything in a while. Why are you so shocked? Except for the people you'll leave behind, you won't miss being a person at ALL. / Roger: Mom, you just told me my destiny is to become a muppet for the rest of my life. What did you expect??? / Roger's Mom: MUPPET??? AHAHAHAH!... |
| crfh.net/d/20010703.html | [[Cave]] / Roger: Mom, come with me. I'll hide you somewhere, and maybe later can tell Dad... / Roger's Mom: I can't I can't control my desire for blood when there's people around. / Roger: Uuh? You mean, you actually KILL people? / Roger's Mom: What do you think I was doing when I bit your shoulder? You're... |
| crfh.net/d/20010704.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: AGAIN??? / Margaret: You dam river! I HATE YOU! / Margaret: Too much. / Margaret: This is just too much... / Margaret: YOU! / Satan: What? / Satan: I'm only making sure he's having nice dreams.... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20010705.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: Get off him. / Satan: Or what? You're gonna stab me with your miraculous swiss knife? / Margaret: I'll slit my throat. You know I will. / Satan: Then you both die. How poetic... / Margaret: What the hell do you want, snake? Isn't all the things you've done to us enough? / Satan: Someone should... |
| crfh.net/d/20010706.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: That was your plan all the time, wasn't it? You let hime get closer and closer... knowing that I'd never surrender just to save myself. / Satan: Every turn you take leads to me. So, want to brin your little friend along for the ride, or will you just leave him to the buzzards? / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010707.html | [[Woods]] / Roger: To become or not to become... / Marsha: Aack! April! You're stepping on my head! / April: Well, stop squirming! How am I supposed to keep my balance? / Mike: If just ONE of you guys falls on me... / Roger: Say, what are you...? OOOOH! Mud rasslin'! Can I join? / Marsha: Mh, okay, but you have... |
| crfh.net/d/20010709.html | [[Woods]] / Roger: Well, being a werecoyote and being able to jump really high comes in handy sometimes. / Mike: Indeed. But we're gonna have to abort this trip. / Mike: Marsha sprained her ankle, and look at us... / Roger: Eeh... we can't Don't tell the girls, but my mom is out to get human steak, and she doesn't... |
| crfh.net/d/20010710.html | [[Field]] / Margaret: Chester!!!??? / Margaret: April??? My God, I'm GLAD to see you! How did you find us? / April: We heard about the accident on the news! / Mike: Ba-pssch. I came all the way down here to kill the guy and he's already half dead. Hey, fuzzface, think you can carry him to the car. / Roger: Sure... |
| crfh.net/d/20010711.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Heey, look who woke up after two days! And just in time for a little chate about my car... / Dave: Oh man. So that's why I ws dreaming about vultures... / Mike: So, want some pineapple juice? / Dave: If by "pineapple juice" you mean "Death by Morningstar", then no, thanks. / Mike: Well,... |
| crfh.net/d/20010712.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: C'mon Mike... cut the crap. If you're gonna kill me about your car, do it now while I'm still too apathic and weak to care. / Mike: Kill you? Boy, that would be TOO easy, wouldn't it? / Mike: Besides, that's not the case. Here, read the newspaper's note about the accident. / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010713.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Where is Margaret? / Mike: She's sleeping. She spend the night watching over you... AAAAAAW! / Dave: Wow. She did? / Mike: Yeah, and after all the things you babbled, she just had to tell us everything... / Dave: E...everything??? / Mike: AHA! RED! So apparently NOT everything! / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010714.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: I heard you watched over me last night. Thank you. / Margaret: Well, I was worried, Dave. You almost didn't make it. We had to soak you in that river to cool you down. / Dave: It's a good thing I don't remember anything. / Margaret: You know? Back in the woods, when you were dying,... |
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