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| crfh.net/d/20001027.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: Fluffy! You... you KILLED my ROOMMATES??? You muderous blockhead! / Roger: What's the matter with you, rock? Haven't you got an inch of respect for non-mineral forms of life? Huh??? / Roger: GAAAH! / Roger: How can one roll outta the *bathtub*? / {{Part of the "Nightmares" storyli... |
| crfh.net/d/20001028.html | [[Wedding Hall]] / April: Well, here I am, getting married to the man of my dreams... / Pom: AIGH!!! / {{Part of the "Nightmares" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20001029.html | [[Strip Club]] / Music: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts... / Woman: Woooo!! / Woman: Oh, daddy! / Woman: YAY! / Music: And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan... / Woman: *whistle* / Woman: Ooooh! / Austin Powers in Drag: Yeaaah, baby! / Woman: MEEEOW! / Dave: Wait... |
| crfh.net/d/20001030.html | [[Hall]] / Marsha: Whoa! What happened to your face, Mike? / Mike: What? Oh, I couldn't sleep at all. I had this nightmare, over and over again... / Marsha: And what was it about? / Mike: We were getting married... / Marsha: Aaaaand? / Mike: And... / Mike: Uh, Smokey Bear was there. And you know, he really freaks... |
| crfh.net/d/20001031.html | [[Outside]] / Dave: Roger, stop following me around! / Roger: Following you? I'm going home, you're going home. / Dave: Yeah, now. But you've been following me around all day! And you know, it's very annoying. / Roger: Well, it happens that you have a good pair of eyes, and I don't. Besides, if being followed... |
| crfh.net/d/20001101.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: We're gonna get your glasses NOW??? It's late! And what about tomorrow's test? / Roger: I took a nap but I overslept. Besides, there's still plenty of time. / Dave: Uh-huh. Look, I'm trying not to panic here... why don't you ask Mike to go with you? / Roger: He's asleep. We all had... |
| crfh.net/d/20001102.html | [[Street]] / Roger: Now where was that optical store? I'm so stupid! I never should have done this alone... / Diana: You seem to be lost! / Roger: Yeah, I can't see a thing without my glasses, and... / Diana: Oh, I know what you need. Give me your hand and I'll take you there! / Diana: Say, has anyone ever told... |
| crfh.net/d/20001103.html | [[Classroom]] / Roger: Cindave-ella, wake up! Are you dead or what? / Mike: Well, if he's not dead, he's gonna die when he hears the good noews and the bad news. / Dave: Mmghhn. / Pencil: poke poke / Roger: Hey man, good news! I got a girlfriend! And she's gorgeous, too! / Mike: Hey man, bad news. You slept through... |
| crfh.net/d/20001104.html | [[Street]] / Dave: No offense, but I think you imagined the whole thing. You have a girlfriend and you don't even know where she lives? Yeah right. / Roger: Well everything happened very fast! And I know she works in an optical store... if we can find it... / Dave: My God, you REALLY are blind, aren't you?... |
| crfh.net/d/20001105.html | [[Optometrist]] / Roger: Look, I came in for an eye exam last night, and the lady charged me $80 dollars for it... / Dave: yaaawn / Maritza: I don't know if the person in charge is a lady by night, but his name is Joe and he's like, 400 years old. / Roger: Mmh, no, believe me, I'm pretty sure she was a woman... / Maritza:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001106.html | [[Street]] / Dave: Look at the bright side... at least your glasses will be ready tomorrow and you'll be able to look for her on your own. / Roger: Mmh. / Diana: Roger!!!! / Roger: Teehee! Dave, this is Diana, my girl... Diana, this is Dave, my mutant roommate. / Diana: Charmed! / Dave: Shocked... / {{Part of the... |
| crfh.net/d/20001107.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Marsha: Wanna hear the latest one? Roger's got a girlfriend! She's a redhead named Diana, and... / April: GAAAAAH! Tell me it's not true! / Margaret: Aaaand why the scream? Mmmmh? / Marsha: My God, April! You're in love with Roger? Why didn't you tell us before? We could have helped you... |
| crfh.net/d/20001108.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Man, I can't believe it. He's got DIANA! How the hell did he do that? / Dave: She ran away from you, didn't she? / Mike: This has to be a pizza dream. Pinch me. / Dave: Mh. Okay. / Mike: YOW!! Not so hard! / Dave: You didn't specify. / Dave: Whoa. That looks like some deep French-kissing,... |
| crfh.net/d/20001109.html | [[Hall]] / April: HEEEEEEY! I've got a great idea! What if we ALL go to the Movie this Friday? Huh? / Margaret: Since when you're so entusiastic about something? / April: Why, I'm ALWAYS damn enthusiastic about everything, dammit. / April: And besides, I need an excuse to talk to Diana and find out something... |
| crfh.net/d/20001110.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / April: So, we're going to the Movie this Friday... What do you say? / Dave: Movie??? April, you know what this is? This is a test. I slept through it. It's an abomination! / Dave: And so, I'm gonna spend the rest of the week staring at it, and shaking my head, and wondering... "why me?",... |
| crfh.net/d/20001111.html | [[Street]] / Marsha: I think they look cute together... don't you, Mike? / Mike: Yeah, everytime I look at them, I remember I'm in pain. / Margaret: Van-Damme-movie! Van-Damme-movie! / Dave: Margaret, me-and-the-darkness! Margaret, me-and-the-darkness! / April: Mmmh. Van Damme movie good. No need to pay attention... |
| crfh.net/d/20001112.html | [[Movie]] / Dave: She sat next to me! This means something! / Margaret: Thank God I'm not sitting next to April... She always speaks during Movie... at least Marsha keeps her mouth busy. / April: (So Diana, I heard you go to college too... What else do you do?) / Diana: (Oh, I'm a street prostitute by night!) / April:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001113.html | [[Movie]] / Margaret: Van-DAMMIT! I can't belive Van Damme just parachuted directly into the blades of that chopper! / Dave: Yeah, that was too bad... / Dave: Thank God for His small favors... / Mike: Heh-heheheee!! There he goes! / Marsha: Mike, he was one of the good guys! / Mike: He WAS??? BWAAAAH-HAHAHAH!!! / April:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001114.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / April: I'm just worried about Roger and Diana! It's just... just... wrong! / Margaret: THEN why don't you go do something about it? / April: Oh! OF COURSE! There IS something I should do! / Margaret: April, I didn't mean go and catch up on your web-comics! / April: But Sluggy is so good... |
| crfh.net/d/20001115.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Door: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK / April: Okay, okay! I'm coming alread, darn it! Where's the fire? / Door: *SMASH* / April: EEP! / Margaret: April, who was that at the door just now? / April: Gah buh guh dah na na. / Margaret: What was that about a missing... |
| crfh.net/d/20001116.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / April: MARGARET, SOMEONE FROM BUILDING MANAGEMENT IS AT THE DOOR... / Margaret: I HAVE TO STUDY. TELL HIM TO GO AWAY. / April: HE WON'T GO AWAY. HE SAYS HE ONLY WANTS TO ANSWER A COUPLE QUESTIONS. / Margaret: ALL RIGHT... THAT DOES IT... / Marsha: WHAT'S ALL THIS NOISE? / April: SOME GUY INTERRUPTED... |
| crfh.net/d/20001117.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Margaret: Read my shirt! / April: SEE CHESTER!!! / Chester: Meow! / Margaret: The horror, the funky HORROR!!! / April: ? / Chester: ? / April: What does THAT mean? / Margaret: I don't know. But the three !!!'s stand for QUALITY! / Chester: MEOW! / Dave: Hey you there, you eat paste, right? / Roger: No... |
| crfh.net/d/20001118.html | [[Classroom]] / Marsha: I hate our new physics teacher... / April: Really? Why? / Marsha: Hrmph... / April: I like her better than the old one... Remember that old hag? She's nicer... And prettier... / April: ? / Marsha: Exactly!!! / Book: Come back soon Maritza! / Margaret: I really wish you two would stop wearing... |
| crfh.net/d/20001119.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Caption: The FIRST and hopefully not LAST CRFH-POCKET Crossover! / Prisca: Are you sure we'll find it here? / Calliope: No sweat! This is a college campus! There's ALWAYS one... / Calliope: Excuse me, do you know where we can find a batch of military grade uranium? / Guy: Um... I'm pretty... |
| crfh.net/d/20001120.html | [[Movie]] / Diana: Oops! Looks like we're out of popcorn! / Roger: We're out of money, too... but don't worry, I have an idea. / Roger: WOW! This movie sucks! It's the fifth time I've seen it and I bet everybody will still DIE at the end! / Person: Boo! / Person: Boo! / Person: Shut up! / Person: You suck! / Diana:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001121.html | [[Movie]] / Margaret: ZzzzZzzzz / Margaret: ZzzzZzzzz / Marsha: poke / Marsha: (You're welcome). / Margaret: ZzzzZzzzz / {{Part of the "5-2=0" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20001122.html | [[Movie]] / Dave: *sigh* I know this doesn't meana thing, but it's sweet nonetheless... I wish this movie would never end... / Margaret: ZzzzzZzz / Margaret: Zzzzz... ooooh Jean Claude, flex those muscles babymmmzzzz / Dave: Margaret, wake up. We have to go in just 20 minutes. / Margaret: Zzzssshh... pornodream... |
| crfh.net/d/20001123.html | [[Outside]] / Marsha: April... you've been on this for days! Why is this moral dilemma such a big deal? / April: Because I can seriously hurt a friend, one way or the other. / Marsha: Well, you know... maybe this is too big for you. Maybe you shouldn't handle it alone. You should find someone you trust, and... |
| crfh.net/d/20001124.html | [[Outside]] / April: Hey, I see you're out of the cast! How does it feel? / Dave: A little weird, but fine I guess... What was that you wanted to talk about? / April: I need your opinion on something. Here's a hypothetical question... What would you do if you found out the girl you love is, in fact, a prostitute? / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001125.html | [[Outside]] / April: Okay, forget that hypothetical question! Here's another one: what would you do if you discovered the girl of a friend is a prostitute? Would you tell him or not? / Dave: Whoa, for a hypothetical question, you sure get upset about it... / April: Of course I get upset about it, you idiot!... |
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