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| crfh.net/d/20000927.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Gaaaah! This... this movie is freaking me out! / Mike: You are kidding me... it's Ace Ventura! What's so horrible about Ace Ventura? / Dave: I don't know! Jim Carrey, maybe? I'm SO outta here! / Dave: Uh??? I stopped watching the movie, and I'm STILL terrifyed... that means... / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000928.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: Mmmh! Finally! I'm starving! / Zombie: What? No tip? / Roger: Yeeek!!! / Zombie: You are SOOOO going to hell for this... / Roger: Uuh... do you think you could bring six more with extra cheese? / {{Part of the "COTC meets CRFH" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000929.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: HELP! HELP! The zombies got meeeee! / Dave: Chester's not here, either! Oh, wait a minute... / Roger: There are hundreds! Millions! Waaaaaaaah! Somebody help meee! / Dave: YOU! Get up! You're sitting on my cat! / Mike: What??? I'm NOT! / Dave: I don't care! Get up and hellp me find it,... |
| crfh.net/d/20000930.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Marsha: I'm sorry, but we've looked everywhere and Chester's just not here... Why are you so worried anyway? / Dave: Look, it may sound strange, but I KNOW something bad's happening to him... / Margaret: Maybe April has seen it. Right now she's at the laundromat... / Mike: Missing cat!... |
| crfh.net/d/20001001.html | [[Laundromat]] / Mike: Brrr. What a creepy, depressing place. / Marsha: Looks like something DID happen here... / Margaret: Maybe she was kidnapped by the laundromat freaks... / Dave: Whatever it was, I bet it wasn't good, and... whoa, deja vu! / Mike: "Whoa, deja vu!" what? / Dave: Whoa, deja vu, THAT. / Mike: It's... |
| crfh.net/d/20001002.html | [[Caves]] / Chester: sniff sniff / Sebastian: Do you mind? I don't think we've even been properly introduced, and you're already sniffing my butt. / Sebastian: SIGH. I FINALLY GET RID OF THAT SO CALLED CERBERUS AND GET COMPLETELY LOST IN THE PROCESS. AND NOW YOU AND YOUR WELCOME. / Chester: WEOWW! / Sebastian:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001003.html | [[Caves]] / Dave: CHESTER! CHES - OOWW!!! / Margaret: Stop running! Are you nuts or what? / Mike: He's not nuts. He's just an idiot! / Marsha: Waaah! Wait for me! / Marsha: Dave! Are you okay? / Margaret: Where the heck did he go? / Mike: Bah. I bet he ran into a wall and knocked himself o- / Sound: THUD! / Mike: WHOA! / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001004.html | [[Caves]] / Margaret: All right, on the count of three... Dave, you blast the ones on the right side, I'll take the left side. Marsha and Mike watch our backs... / Dave: You're asking me to kill people in cold blood??? / Marsha: Hurry up! They're getting closer! / Margaret: I don't know what they are, but they're... |
| crfh.net/d/20001005.html | [[Caves]] / Mike: Marsha babe... don't you think that zombie is already dead? / Marsha: Sure! He was dead when he tried to strangle me, too! / Dave: More zombies! Look out! / Jubal: WHOA! / Jacob: I think I need to read more books about zombies... I didn't know they could do that! / Mike: Oh, he's not a zombie...... |
| crfh.net/d/20001006.html | [[Caves]] / Jubal: So the zombies kidnapped Chelsea and we followed them here. / Jacob: And the same thing happened to your friend? Quite a coincidence... / Dave: Maybe it means something. By the way, my name is Dave. And they're Mike, Margaret and Marsha. / Mike, Margaret: Harumph! / Marsha: Hey. / Jubal: Jubal. / Jacob:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001007.html | [[Caves]] / Sebastian: Look at that stupid mutt. He thinks he's so hot just because he has two heads. Well, if we want to get in, we'll have to figure some way to get rid of him... any ideas? / Chester: Mmmh... mrooow? / Sebastian: Preferably one that doesn't imply you entering safely while he's distracted... |
| crfh.net/d/20001008.html | [[Caves]] / Sebastian: Ooof! Run faster! And remember, you jump to the right, I'll jump to the left! Aaaand... / Sebastian: NOW! / Cerberus: BONK! / Sebastian: Hah! That was almost too easy. You should consider being my sidekick... / Roger: HEY, SHE'S WAKING UP. / Chelsea: UHHH. / Chelsea: YOU LOOK... ODDLY... FAMILIAR. / Chelsea:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001009.html | [[Caves]] / Jubal: Apparently there's just no way to cross this pool without getting in and swimming... and I bet the water's cold as hell... / Mike: I'm not worried about hypothermia, I just don't want another tentacle, that's all! / Dave: It doesn't look very deep, though... uuuh, what's THAT??? / Mermaid:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001010.html | [[Caves]] / Mermaid: They always fall for it! Right? / Mermaid: *giggle* / Margaret: That does it! Those three are DEAD fish! / Jubal: Wait! Bullets won't work! Let me try a little spell... / Dave: Well, hurry up! They're drowning him! / Mike: Yeah, but what a way to go... oow! / Marsha: Shut UP, you! / Margaret: C'MON... |
| crfh.net/d/20001011.html | [[Caves]] / Dave: BRRRRRR!!! This water is FREEZING cold! I only hope my poor cat didn't have to swim in it... / Jubal: Unless it was a flying kitty... / Margaret: If my guns get wet I'm gonna get very very ANGRY! / Marsha: Well, some people needed a cold shower anyway! Right, Mr. Libido NOW? / Mike: *SIGH* / Jacob:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001012.html | [[Caves]] / Underling: Rejoice, lower beings! You just won a free trip to the belly of FIN-GROOT-TABOO! / Chelsea, Roger, April: GAAAAH! / Chelsea: But... but red meat is SO bad for your health! Why doesn't he try tofu instead? / April: Roger! Are you just gonna stand there? Turn into your werewhatever thing... |
| crfh.net/d/20001013.html | [[Caves]] / Margaret: I have the feeling you don't even know where we're going... / Dave: Uuh... I knew in the pool. Truth is, I don't know anymore. / Jubal: Cold water sometimes does things to your instincts... It'll come back to you, I'm sure... / Margaret: If you at least explained how you know these things... / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001014.html | [[Caves]] / Chelsea: GRRRLRRRRR / April: Roger, I swear to God... if you let that panther eat us, I'm not speaking to you again. / Roger: Ee-yikes. She's eyeing me! Okay, but I warn you, this isnChelsea: KSSS!! / Roger: Eep! / Roger: Umph! / Chelsea: ROWR!!! / Chelsea: KSSS! / Roger: Ugh! / Roger: GROARRR / Chelsea: HSSS! / Roger:... |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, October 15, 2000 | Chelsea: KSS!!
/ Roger: Eep! / Roger: Umph!
/ Chelsea: ROWR!!! / Chelsea: KSS!
/ Roger: Ugh! / Roger & Chelsea: GROARRR HSSS! / Roger: Stupid cat! Kitty litter for brains!
/ Chelsea: GRR-RR-RRAAAA!
/ Chelsea: GWROAAA!! / Sebastian: Goodness! What is all that ruckus?! / Sebastian: Oh my... http://crfh.net/d/20001015.html |
| crfh.net/d/20001016.html | [[Caves]] / Dave: AAAAAAAUUGH! / Cerberus: GRRRROWL / Gun: BANG! / Jacob: Mmh. It exploded instead of dying. Reconfigured energy, just like I thought. / Dave: YOU call it reconfigured energy, I'll call it "damn close". / Marsha: Are you okay? You look pale. / Dave: Yeah... it just caught me off guard... / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001017.html | [[Caves]] / Dave: Ee-yep. This must be Hell. Every terror ever known to mankind is here, waiting for us... / Marsha: AAAH! It's Jason! / Jacob: And here I thought I'd seen it all... / Margaret: Wrath of ye Gods... / Chainsaw: WHEEEEERRRRRR / Margaret: I don't think I have enough bullets to take them all. I only... |
| crfh.net/d/20001018.html | [[Caves]] / April: Boy, am I glad to see you guys! OUCH! Who is that? / Margaret: Sorry. April, meet my first innocent bystander... / Chelsea: J-jubal... oh no, please... / Jubal: Ugh... / Jacob: Way to go, gun-nut chick. / Dave: Just... just who the HELL are YOU??? / Roger: You don't recognize me? Oh, must be the... |
| crfh.net/d/20001019.html | [[Caves]] / Marsha: Nailed another one! Yessss!!! We're not bad at this, are we? / Mike: Are you kidding? We rule! And there's another one, trying to hide in that corner... / Underling: Heydon'tlookatmeIdon'tevenknowwhatchatalkinaboutjusthappenedtobearound,hemademedoit,reallyIhavenothingtodowiththissowillyapleasekeepyourdistance?Thankyouverymuch. / Mike:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001020.html | [[Caves]] / Dave: Furry shadow of mine! I thought I'd never see you again! / April: Thank God, we got rid of all the monsters. It's over. / Margaret: It ain't over till the fat slug sings... I wish I had my miraculous shotgun here! / Chelsea: It's my fault. Instead of attacking the demon, I tried to kill Roger.... |
| crfh.net/d/20001021.html | [[Caves]] / Jacob: All right people... I need HAPPY THOUGHTS! Think happy! Hey, everything's okay with the world! Let's make a humongous ball of positive energy! / Mike: Yeah, right... and then what? We fly with Wendy and Peter Pan? / Roger: I'm happy. I mean, I'm tired and hurt and almost naked, but n ow... |
| crfh.net/d/20001022.html | [[Caves]] / Margaret: How can they ask me to be happy when I just shot someone? And he's gonna die if I don't get happy soon... but I just can't... / Dave: Maybe you... um, need a... friendly hug. / Margaret: Don't be silly, Dave... that isn't gonna undo things... / Dave: Uuh. No, I suppose it's not... / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20001023.html | [[Street]] / Mike: Sheesh, I'm so glad this is all over! / Roger: Do you think it's over? Well I don't. In fact, my spider sense is tingling again. Something's very wrong... / Chester: zzzzzzzzz / Roger: CLANG! OW! / Roger: Mmph... aw, hell! I forgot my glasses in Hell! I guess we'll have to go back. / Mike: BWAAAHAHAH!... |
| crfh.net/d/20001024.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Marsha: ? / Marsha: EEEEEEEEE!!! / April: You had a nightmare about WHAT?!? / Marsha: Shut up and get me the milk. / {{Part of the "Nightmares" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20001025.html | [[Wedding Hall]] / Harumph! I HATE weddings! You have to wear uncomfortable clothes, be social, endure the ceremony... / Marsha: Yeah, but it's OUR wedding, you DUMMY! / Mike: G-gimme that! H-having God a-awful NIGHTMARES... / Roger: Sure, Mike. Since you snatch so nicely... / {{Part of the "Nightmares" story... |
| crfh.net/d/20001026.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Margaret: Something doesn't feel right! / Margaret: I think it may be because the kitchen smells ...GOOD! / Margaret: I must INVESTIGATE! / April: Margaret! See Chester! / Marsha: I made pancakes for you! They are PERFECT! / Margaret: AIGH!! / Marsha: Is she still giggling over the burnt pancakes? / April:... |
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