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| crfh.net/d/20000728.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: ? / Dave: Um, is there anything I can help you with, Blue? / Blue: It depends. Can you take off your clothes and cover yourself with honey? / Dave: Uuuuh???? / Blue: I asked if I could read over your shoulder... / Dave: Really? I heard something else... / Blue: Yeah? What did you hear? / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000729.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Well, it finally happened. / Roger: What? / Dave: My mind snapped. I've gone loco, nuts, completely bonkers. / Dave: It's so weird. I keep hearing someone whisper my name, but nobody actually calls me. And I thought Blue told me something really strange, but that didn't happen either...... |
| crfh.net/d/20000730.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: How's it going, Blue? / Blue: Oh, fine. I'm waiting for Mike... going up? / Dave: Yep! Laters... / Dave: Stupid elevator! Why does it have to stop on every floor? / Blue: Hey, Dave! Where have you been? / Dave: Yikes! / {{Part of the "Blue Madness" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000731.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: This is impossible! How can you be here? I saw you downstairs just a second ago! / Blue: What are you talking about? I've been here all the time... / Blue: Dave! What's the matter? / Dave: It's happening again! Don't worry, I just need a safe place to rest... / Blue: Cmon, I'll take... |
| crfh.net/d/20000801.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / April: Hello Dave... hey! Are you sick or something? / Dave: Kinda... I think I'm hallucinating. Can I come in for a while? / April: Maybe we should take you to a doctor... / Dave: Nonono, I'll be fine. Just make sure I don't jump out of the window or something please... / Blue: Eep! This... |
| crfh.net/d/20000802.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Blue: HAH! I actually didn't kill myself! And now... / April: Are you feeling better? / Dave: Whew. A lot better. / April: Would you like a glass of water? / Dave: Yeah, that would be nice, thanks. / Blue: Hey Dave! What are you doing here? / Dave: Mmmghhn! / {{Part of the "Blue Madness" stor... |
| crfh.net/d/20000803.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Dave: Ooooh no! I'm not even gonna look at you! You're NOT real! / Blue: Not real? What did you smoke? I just wanted to take a shower, but Roger is taking a nap in the bathtub... / Blue: Besides, doesn't this look REAL to you, huh? / April: Dave??? Dave! Hey, Dave! / {{Part of the "Blue... |
| crfh.net/d/20000804.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / April: Dave, can you hear me? Dave? You look even worse than before! / April: Thank God. For a moment there I thought you were... / April: Hey, Margaret! I think your sweet potato is brain-dead! Come here and CPR him or something! / Margaret: Dammit, April! Can't you see I'm in the middle... |
| crfh.net/d/20000805.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Margaret: Whoa. What's with dork-face? Hey, yoohoo! / April: I don't know. I left him alone for a minute, and when I came back he was like this... / T-Shirt: ROT in HELL! / Margaret: I say we put him outta his misery. Good-bye, Dave! / April, Dave: YEAAAAARGGGH!!!! / April: Margaret, you're... |
| crfh.net/d/20000806.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Laters! I'm gonna take Blue roller-skating... / Dave: Ooh. Have fun, imaginary entities... / Mike: Mmh. Yeah, right. Well, see you. / Dave: This is really getting ugly here. Mike smiling for a non-evil reason? That's GOT to be a hallucination. / Dave: And I keep seeing Blue just everywhere. / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000807.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Caption: 12:45 a.m. / Dave: My God... what a terrible hideous day. And what if tomorrow is even worse? What if I've gone crazy for good? / Dave: Nonono, I'm not gonna think about this anymore. I'm just gonna sleep. After all, it's over. For today, at least. / Caption: 2:18 a.m. / Blue: Aaaw!... |
| crfh.net/d/20000808.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Blue: Darn it, Dave... you're so sexy... you know what I'm gonna do? / Dave: E-heheheh... Chester, stop that! / Chester: And a little dorky, too... but I guess nobody's perfect. / {{Part of the "Blue Madness" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000809.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: blink / Dave: mmph! / Blue: (Shhh, Dave. You don't want to wake everybody up, do you?) / Dave: (Actually, I do. Because then, the men in white will take me away, put me in a comfy padded cell, and inject me with stuff that will make me sleep... without dreams...) / Blue: (Well, I don't... |
| crfh.net/d/20000810.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: (Aaw man, I can't believe I'm just SO friggin' CRAZY...) / Blue: (Shh... calm down! You're not crazy! You're just a little obsessed, that's all...!) / Dave: (OBSESSED? Why should I be obsessed about YOU?) / Blue: (Mmh. Maybe because it'd be dangerous to love me, Mike being my bro... |
| crfh.net/d/20000811.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Oh, wait a minute. I know why I'm thinking all this. I'm just tired... I'm sure tomorrow everything will look better... / Blue: Mmh. Okay, I'll leave and let you sleep. But first... / Light switch: click / Roger: What the...??? / {{Part of the "Blue Madness" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000812.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: Man, are you out of your mind??? If Mike sees you kissing Blue, you're SO *gkkkk*!! / Dave: You can see her??? But she's an hallucination! / Roger: Of course I can see her! I'm not THAT blind! / Blue: Oops! Gotta go! / Dave: Do...do you know what that means? I'm not crazy! That you... |
| crfh.net/d/20000813.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: I'm very mad at you, Blue. I don't want you near me... / Blue: I'm not listening! Not a word! / Dave: Stop being such a kid, Blue! Listen... / Blue: NO! I don't wanna! Let me GO! / Dave: I don't care if you want to or not! / Blue: You... you...! / Dave: Mmph! / Mike: ??? / Blue: You stupid... |
| crfh.net/d/20000814.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Chester, stop scratching the window that way! What's with you? / Mike: Dave, can we have a talk? / Mike: Tell you what. I'll do the TALKING... / Dave: ??? / Mike: And YOU will do the BLEEDING! / Dave: UNGH! / Mike: POW! / {{Part of the "Blue Madness" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000815.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Stop it, Mike! Or I'll have to... OOOF!!! / Mike: You'll have to do WHAT? HUH??? / Dave: ZAP! / Mike: Oooh, very nice try... but you barely touched me! You like super powers? Try THIS! / Dave: OOW! / Arm: crunch! / Roger: OOOOH! Rasslin'! Can I play? / {{Part of the "Blue Madness" storyl... |
| crfh.net/d/20000816.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: Whoa! Ain't you playing a little too rough? / Mike: I'm not playing, you idiot! I'm gonna kill this bastard for doing nasty things to Blue! / Dave: ...did...not...AUGH! / Mike: SHUT UP, YOU...! / Roger: Mh, don't you think he's had enough? Besides, where's Blue now? / Mike: I don't know.... |
| crfh.net/d/20000817.html | [[Apartment Hall]] / Roger: Marsha! Help! Mike's beating Dave to death, and he WON'T listen to me! / April: Marsha's not here... What's the matter? / Roger: She's NOT??? Drat, there goes our only hope! Uh, say, is that a mini-skirt? / April: Um, yeah... why? / Roger: No time to explain! Sorry to bother you, but... |
| crfh.net/d/20000818.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / April: My... God, Mike! Are you out of your mind??? You're gonna kill him! / Mike: That's what I want! Go AWAY! / Roger: Sheesh, the miniskirt is not working! Now what? / Mike: Guys, get the hell outta here! Don't you understand it's DANGEROUS? You wanna get hurt or what? / Dave: Ack! Can't...... |
| crfh.net/d/20000819.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / April: Are you okay? Let me see that! / Roger; I'm okay, really! It's just a scratch... / Roger: Gotta run! Bye! / April: Well, what about THEM? / Roger: Um, I'll send them postcards from Hawaii! / {{Part of the "Blue Madness" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000820.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Imaginary Floating Wiser April: Gaaah! April, what are you doing with that chair??? / April: Well, I'm NOT gonna sit on it, imaginary floating wiser me... / Imaginary Floating Wiser April: You're gonna whack Mike on the head with it? What if you kill him? / Imaginary Floating Wiser April:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000821.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: SNARRRL / Mike: Well, well! What do you know? So you ARE a werecoyote after all, Roger... / Roger: Am NOT! / Mike: Aw, C'MON, man! Whatcha gonna tell me? All that hair is your five o' clock shadow? What about the teeth? Got too much milk lately? HAHAHAHAH! / Mike: Face it, Roger...... |
| crfh.net/d/20000822.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: Mike, this time you just went too far... / Mike: Not far enough! And just in case you're interested, Roger, you're gonna have to KILL me to stop me! / Roger: Oh, I will. If I have to. / Mike: So go ahead, traitor. Kill me while I'm too tired to fight back. Oh, and as you cut my throat... |
| crfh.net/d/20000823.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / April: *mphh!* Can I have some help, here??? / Marsha: Mike did THIS??? I can't believe it! / April: I should have stopped him! It's all my fault! Is he...? / Marsha: He's got a faint pulse, but he doesn't seem to be breathing... / April: Well, do something! Anything! Er.... / Margaret: Outta... |
| crfh.net/d/20000824.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Marsha: YES! He's breathing again! You rule, Margaret! / Margaret: Well, he's lucky... I've never tried that with a real person before... / April: Oh, but I'm sure you didn't blush with the dummy THAT way... / Margaret: Uuh... of course I did...! / Marsha: Is he conscious? / Margaret: Barely.... |
| crfh.net/d/20000825.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: Uh? Parfum? Oh no, I think Marsha is coming! She's gonna freak out if she sees me! / Roger: sniff sniff / Mike: Too bad. That means our little fun is over, isn't it? / Roger: All right! I'll let you go... but just to make sure you don't go after Dave right now... / Mike: UGH! / Marsha:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000826.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Marsha: Mike, since no one seems to know a thing, I'm gonna ask... exactly why do you want to kill Dave? / Mike: Why? Because he forced Blue to kiss him, and God only knows what else! / Marsha: She told you that? / Mike: No! I saw everything! / Mike: I could even hear Blue saying she didn't... |
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