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| crfh.net/d/20000827.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Blue: *sniff* / Blue: My God! Wha... what happened to you, Dave? / Margaret: Mmh, do you REALLY want to know? Your psycho bro almost beat him to death. / Dave: mmgh / Blue: Mike WHAT? / Dave: I wonder... what did you tell him to make him so MAD at me? / Blue: But I didn't...! / Dave: Never mind.... |
| crfh.net/d/20000828.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Ow! Why did you do that??? / Blue: Why? Because you almost killed my boyfriend, you stupid idiot! What do you have, a gun instead of a brain? / Mike: What? He's not your boyfriend! / Blue: Well, I wish he was! / Mike: After he forced you to kiss him??? You're CRAZY! / Blue: He didn't... |
| crfh.net/d/20000829.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Blue: I'm serious about this, Mike. I don't know how we're gonna do it, but we have to find a way to make Dave forgive us. You can't be happy rooming with someone you hate so much... / Mike: Why bother? I have a lot of enemies. One more doesn't make any difference... / Blue: I don't mean... |
| crfh.net/d/20000830.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Would you believe it, Marsha? The little traitor! I kill all the harassing coyotes around her and this is the thanks I get. / Blue: Nobody asked you to kill anybody! / Marsha: Whatever. I'm off to see if Dave survived the trip to the hospital... / Mike: You see, that's why I don't... |
| crfh.net/d/20000831.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Marsha: I finally convinced Dave not to press charges against you. He said he's only doing it because of me. / Mike: Wow, thank's Marsha. I... / Marsha: DON'T touch me, Mike. / Marsha: You're very, very mad at me, right? / Marsha: Of course I'm mad at you! Dave is in pain at the hospital... |
| crfh.net/d/20000901.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger; So... how's Dave? / April: Okay, I guess... he's staying for the night at the hospital, but he'll be home tomorrow. / Roger: I'm glad to hear it. Um, listen, April, about that, um, werecoyote incident... / Marsha, Margaret: Blue moooon, blue moon blue moon... Dipidipipip... bom bom... |
| crfh.net/d/20000902.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / April: So, you'll be home in a few hours... how's the hand? / Dave: Better, I guess. It doesn't hurt as much as yesterday... / Marsha: Hey April, it's time for, you know... / April: Well, we're off to guard the door. / Dave: Guard the door? / Marsha: Yeah, we don't want you two kicked out of... |
| crfh.net/d/20000903.html | [[Hospital]] / Margaret: Ready? Tadaaa! / Dave: Uuuh... nice... / Margaret: What? Oh, wait. This naughty cat hid inside my shirt. / Dave: Chester??? Oh, gimme gimme gimme! / Margaret: I found it outside my window, shaking badly... / Margaret: I thought it was sick. Anyway, I fed it and let it sleep in the bed with... |
| crfh.net/d/20000904.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Roger, stop running like a torpedo everytime you have to go near me! I'm not gonna hurt you or anything, you know! / Roger: Yeah, right. / Mike: Why should I? You stopped me from making the most stupid mistake of my life! / Mike: You see, I'm actually grateful... Here, shake it. / Mike:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000905.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Um, listen, Dave... / Dave: Go away, Mike. I don't want to hear your voice, EVER. / Mike: Even if I want to aplogize for being a homicidal psycho? / Dave: Why should I listen to you? You didn't when I was screaming in pain and gasping for breath. / Mike: But it was all a big misunderstanding! / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000906.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Aw, c'mon, Dave! I already said I'm sorry... What else can I do? Get a time machine? / Dave: You could shut up and leave me alone! / Mike: Dave, I know you. You're not like this. It's easier for you to forgive than to hate me forever. / Dave: Not gonna happen. Get outta here! / Mike:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000907.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Please, Dave, put yourself in my place. My parents divorced when I was 9, and I've watched Blue since then. She's grown up to be a beautiful woman, and... / Dave: Nice story. But, if I put myself in your place, I'd be dead by now, right? / Mike: You stupid idiot! Can't you see I'm... |
| crfh.net/d/20000908.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave; What's that noise? / Roger: Oh, that? That's Mike bumping his forehead against the wall. / Dave: What? / Roger: I said it's Mike bumping his head... / Dave: I HEARD it! But why? / Roger: Well, he said something about how everybody hates him and that he's ending it all. / Dave: Right. He's... |
| crfh.net/d/20000909.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Blue: Dave, can I talk to you? / Dave: If I say no, will you go away? / Blue: Not really... / Dave: Why do you ask, then? / Blue: I'm really worried about Mike. I think he's gone completely crazy... / Dave: REALLY. / Blue: No, I mean for real. He's been bumping his forehead against the wall for... |
| crfh.net/d/20000910.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Mike, stop this comedy. I know you're just trying to make me feel guilty enough to forigive you. / Mike: Oh, hah! Hahah! You got me this time, Dave. I guess I just can't fool you anymore. / Mike: Only it's not a comedy, it's a freakin' TV movie! Grab a chair! Make some popcorn!... |
| crfh.net/d/20000911.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Blue: Mike, that's the most stupid, crazy thing you've ever done. Don't you EVER scare me like that again! / Mike: Well, I don't understand YOU. Did Dvae forgive us or not? / Blue: Yeah, but next time I ask you something, please don't kill yourself over it. / Mike: Bah. You can't kill yourself... |
| crfh.net/d/20000912.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Blue: Girls? Anybody home? Door was open... / Blue: ??? / Sound: WHACK! / Blue: BWAAH! Mike! / Margaret: Whoops! Blind karate practice, SORREE! / {{Part of the "Blue Madness" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000913.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Mike: Margaret! Did you just kick Blue in the face??? / Margaret: Yeah, I did... you have a problem with that? / Mike: Of COURSE I have a problem with that! I mean, a KICK in the FACE? What ever happened to good ol' catfights? / Margaret: Catfights are nasty and I didn't want to leave... |
| crfh.net/d/20000914.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: She said it was an accident. Blind karate practice, see... / Blue: Mike, that's BULL! She did it on purpose! / Mike: And why would she? / Blue: Isn't it OBVIOUS? She's jealous because I kissed Dave! / Mike: A-ha! If you knew there's something between them, why did you hit on Dave in... |
| crfh.net/d/20000915.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / TV: I'm gonna hit ya... and you're gonna faaaaaalll... and I'm gonna look down... and I'm gonna laugh... / Dave: Oh, but she doesn't care about me at ALL, right? / Blue: Shut up. / {{Part of the "Blue Madness" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000916.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: Geez. We look like survivors of some nasty civil war. / Dave: Ain't we? / Blue: That's not funny, guys. I'm really sorry I only came here to ruin your lives. / Mike: Not true. We always have lots of weird problems here, with or without you. / Roger: Speaking of weird... if your last... |
| crfh.net/d/20000916.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Well, we're off to the station. Say goodbye to the lady, folks. / Roger: Bye, Blue. / Dave: Take care, Blue. / Blue: Bye... wait! My sweater! I think I left it in the bedroom... / Mike: I'll get it. Geez, you don't forget your head just because it's attached to your shoulders. / Roger:... |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: Well, we're off to the station. Say goodbye to the lady, folks.
/ Roger: Bye, Blue.
/ Dave: Take care, Blue.
/ Blue: Bye... wait! My sweater! I think I left it in the bedroom... / Mike: I'll get it. Geez, you don't forget your head just because it's attached to your shoulders...
/ [[Blue smooches... http://crfh.net/d/20000917.html |
| crfh.net/d/20000918.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / April: C'mon. I don't want to go alone, because there's this bunch of jerks who always shout things at me... / Marsha: Mgh. NOW??? I'm not in the mood for jogging... / April: Mmh. Okay, then. I'll just go by myself while you sit here. I guess Mike prefers them fat an' proud, right? / Marsha:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000919.html | [[Outside]] / April: Don't mind them. Pretend you don't hear them. Don't look behind. Don't look down. Don't... / Jerk: How much for a lap dance? / Jerk: Hey blondie! / Jerk: Pssst! / Marsha: Grrrr.... / Marsha: I heard your momma offers bulk discounts and accepts credit cards, you [CENSORED!] / Marsha: Well, you... |
| crfh.net/d/20000920.html | [[Outside]] / Marsha: *pant pant* We're doomed! They're still chasing us and I just can't keep on running! / April: No! We're saved! There's the park... We can vanish there! / Marsha: Gaaah! The park??? Not the park, please! Anything but the park! / April: Why not? / Marsha: Just TRUST ME on this one! / April: We... |
| crfh.net/d/20000921.html | [[Outside]] / April: Why do you hate this park so much, anyway? / Marsha: Not just this park! ANY park! Wilderness is my enenmy! And you know why? / Marsha: Because of the stupid "SNOW WHITE SYNDROME!" / {{Part of the "Running Gag" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000922.html | [[Outside]] / April: Pffft!!! / Marsha: Go ahead, laugh. Don't you realize it's incredibly annoying? / April: What, being harasssed by the nasty furry creatures of the woods? / Marsha: Not only them. Don't even make me think about the dwarves... and YOU! The sun is OVER THERE! / {{Part of the "Running Gag" st... |
| crfh.net/d/20000922.html | [[Outside]] / Jerk: There they are! / Jerk: GET THEM! / Marsha: Shoot. And on top of it all, this! / Bird: hssss!! / Squirrel: fizzz!! / Squirrel: fizzz!! / Marsha: Heh. Don't you think it's funny the squirrels went straight for the nuts? / April: Do you mean them, or their nuts? / Jerk: UAAAH! Get off meee!! / {{Part of... |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Offscreen Voice #1: There they are!
/ Offscreen Voice #2: GET THEM!
/ Marsha: Shoot. And on top of it all, this! / [[The birds and animals jump to the attack.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20000924.html |
| crfh.net/d/20000925.html | [[Outside]] / Dave: Wow. It's been a week without anything freaky happening here. Now THAT's freaky. / Roger: I can freak you out if you want, for a very reasonable price. / Dave: You're a professional freak now??? / Roger: Hey, no one has MY talent for that... / {{Part of the "COTC meets CRFH" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20000926.html | [[Laundromat]] / April: You just put on your coat and hat - and walk yourself to the laundromat - and when you finish doin' that - bring in the dog and put out the cat! / April: Hey! Speaking of cats... sleeping in the basket again? Last time I almost threw you in with the laundry! / April: What? Do you see... |
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