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| crfh.net/d/20000327.html | [[Bayside]] / Mike: April! What are you doing here??? / April: I was gonna ask the same, but I see you're here to make the sequel to your porn flick! / Mike: Look who's talking, Miss Manga Schoolgirl! / April: Well, that wallet thing was such a transparent lie, I just HAD to follow you guys! / Mike: You FOLLOWED... |
| crfh.net/d/20000328.html | [[Bayside]] / Mike: What do you suppose "strangling the wallaby" means? / April: I hope it's just a snowboarding move. / Mike: How about "giving the tentacle"? / April: I really, really REALLY don't want to know. / Roger: There's Mike! / Roger: How do I get him outta this one? Oh, I know! I burst into the room and... |
| crfh.net/d/20000329.html | [[Bayside]] / Jimmy: So kids, you ready or what? / April: (Mike, do something!) / Mike: (But he's pointing his finger at me! What if it's loaded?) / Mike: Oh yeah, we're readdy... / Mike: to run so fast you hopefully won't have time ot react! Good-bye! / Jimmy: What the...? / Guy: Jimmy! The Feds are here! Run! / Jimmy:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000330.html | [[Apartment Hall]] / Mike: *sigh* After that ordeal, it's good to be home... / April: Why did you tell the Feds there was a CULT hiding in the building? / April: And why did they burn down the place? / Roger: They told me the press was gonna say they did it, anyway... / Margaret: I'm sure this means something,... |
| crfh.net/d/20000331.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: We leave TWO days and you burn down the apartment? WHAT HAPPENED? / Mike: Wellllllll??? / Dave: It was my fault... / Mike: I KNEW it! I knew it, you PLAGUE of EGYPT! / Margaret: Yeah, it's his fault for wearing flammable things over his head! / Marsha: Margaret!!! / {{Part of the "We're... |
| crfh.net/d/20000401.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: HELLO FOLKS, I KNOW WE'VE NEVER BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL... / Roger: BUT TODAY WE WILL, JUST TO SHOW HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU! / Mike: WHAT'S WITH ROGER? / Dave: I'M NOT SURE, BUT HE'S BEEN THIS WAY ALL DAY / Roger: ESPECIALLY YOU MONKEYS WITH THE FUNNY HATS! / Dave: I THINK IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING... |
| crfh.net/d/20000402.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / April: My trip was a living nightmare! I was punched, kicked, burnt, and recruited for a porno flick. Oh, and a big chunk of ice almost hit me, too. / Marsha: Yeah, and we were trapped in a fire, too. / Margaret: I'd say there's an air of conspiracy about this all. Like some kind of... |
| crfh.net/d/20000403.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: What's the matter with you? Snap out of it, already! / Roger: I can't take it anymore, Mike! They are watching us all the time! / Roger: Can't you see them??? The guy on the white shirt... that girl... / Mike: Aaah, oh yeah I see them... and the blonde kid... / Roger: And that stange... |
| crfh.net/d/20000404.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: I think these are the mushrooms he used for his omellette. / Mike: Well, they look like regular mushrooms, except they're blue. / Mike: And of course, they smell kinda funny, and if you look closely, you can see some little doors and windows in them. / Mike: And I think I'm getting... |
| crfh.net/d/20000405.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: WhoA... I'm feeling REALLY weird! / Mike: I'd describe it as a mix between bulimia and a desire to crawl up the wall. / Roger: Gramma? Gramma, why are your teeth so big? / Dave: Ah-heheheh... Check out the elf with the sloppy hat... / Mike: My... God. What's that horrible thing? / Roger:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000406.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Margaret: Hey there Roger. Is Mike home? / Roger: What's the password, peasant? / Margaret: How about "Let me in, you dork face"? / Roger: The peasant knew the password, oh Hooded One. / Mike: I told you it was too easy... We need a new password. / Roger: How about "I don't know"? / Mike: I need... |
| crfh.net/d/20000407.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Our paths meet again, peasant, in accordance with prophecy... / Margaret: What's the matte with you guys? You're acting really strange... / Mike: Well, we live in pretty strange times, haven't you noticed? / Margaret: Exactly! My roommates say I'm crazy, but I know there's something... |
| crfh.net/d/20000408.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: It's up to you now. Take the plain mushroom and you will grow taller. Take the blue mushroom, and you will know the truth. But I must warn you, there's no turning back... / Margaret: A blue mushroom? I've never seen one of those! Lemme have a look! / Margaret: I think I'll have... |
| crfh.net/d/20000409.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Margaret: Hey! What happened to this place? What happened to my clothes? Is this a dream? / Mike: Everything you know is wrong, Princess. This is the only true reality... / Margaret: Princess??? / Mike: As the only heir to the throne you have many enemies. They summoned the forces of evil... |
| crfh.net/d/20000410.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Marsha: Margaret? Where are you going? / Margaret: I'll tell you where I'm going... I'm gonna get my destiny BACK!!! / Marsha: EVERYTIME she says that, I feel like leaving the country. / April: Heh. Remember when we thought it was just a phase? / {{Part of the "Mushroomies from Hell" st... |
| crfh.net/d/20000411.html | [[Apartment Hall]] / Margaret: Okay, I'm ready! So, where do we go now? / Roger: It's a good thing you brought a sword, because I forgot my catapult at home... / Dave: Well, I'm supposed to be your guide... but first, you have to answer a riddle! / Margaret: a WHAT? / Dave: A riddle! Complete the quote: "In a... |
| crfh.net/d/20000412.html | [[Apartment Hall]] / Margaret: Another dead end! You don't know where we are, do you? / Dave: Nononono, I know this place as the back of my neck... / Roger: Yes, but it was "left-left-right" after we passed the Oracle chamber. / Margaret: There's an ORACLE? Why don't we ask it the right directions? / Dave: Look,... |
| crfh.net/d/20000413.html | [[Apartment Hall]] / Margaret: Oh mighty Oracle! Shall you help us in our journey? Where will we find the forces of evil? / Margaret: Sorry, I just can't do this. I feel ridiculous. / Dave: Perhaps you should try asking the question in the form of an answer? / Roger: The oracle says if you give it a hump massage... |
| crfh.net/d/20000414.html | [[Girls' Apartment]] / Marsha: I can't believe it! Margaret is out there with a gun and a caffeine overdose, and you gonna do NOTHING about it??? / April: That's right, and there's NO WAY you're gonna convince me. / April: If I learned something last week, was to mind my own business! From now on, I'll help... |
| crfh.net/d/20000416.html | [[Apartment Hall]] / Roger: The oracle says it's waiting for its hump massage. / Margaret: Ain't giving no hump massage to any freakin' rock. / Roger: The oracle says you better. / Margaret: Geez! I can't even see where I'm going! / Roger: The oracle says: "I told you..." / April: Can I ask where the hell do you... |
| crfh.net/d/20000417.html | [[Apartment Hall]] / Margaret: What on earth is THAT? Is it a dragon? Why is it trying to stop me? / Roger: The oracle talk till it gets its hump massage. / Dave: Regular dragons like riddles! So fear not, my fair lady, I'll handle this one! / Dave: Two-headed beast! Gimme your best shot. If I solve your riddle... |
| crfh.net/d/20000418.html | [[Apartment Hall]] / Margaret: HAH! I've never seen a dragon run that fast! / Roger: I was gonna say you've never seen a dragon, but those kind of comments are pointless and too often, painful... / Dave: Well, the oracle has got its hump massage. Where should we go now? / Roger: The oracle says we have to go... |
| crfh.net/d/20000419.html | [[Apartment Hall]] / Margaret: So this is the underworld. Fire and darkenss! Yeaaaaah! / Dave: It's not as spooky as I thought. / Roger: Yeah, I think they even have air conditioning down here... / Roger: Here we are, Princess. The Hall of Hell. / Margaret: It's one hell of a hall, too! There must be a thousand... |
| crfh.net/d/20000420.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Door: SLAM! / Margaret: Alright, Forces of Evil! This is it! / Steve: Hey, do you mind??? We're in the middle of worshipping here! Sheesh! / Waldo: If we are going to be invocating entities like HER, count me out of this, Steve! / Margaret: Gimme back my destiny or I'm gonna redecorate... |
| crfh.net/d/20000421.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Margaret: The Hooded One told me you dorks stole my destiny and I'm gonna find it! / Steve: WHAT??? What are you babbling about? And who's gonna clean the mess? / Waldo: Yeah! Satan is supposed to be here in five minutes... / Margaret: A-HAAA!!! Voodoo doll! And it looks like... |
| crfh.net/d/20000422.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Margaret: My, you keep a buncha useless junk here! A yo-yo, spam, Marvel Bra, stuffed dog... / Roger: Pepe???!!! / Roger: Pepe, is it really you? I thought I'd never see you again! / Waldo: Pepe? It's name is Yog-Sothoth! / Roger: Course NOT! It's Pepe and it's my pet coyote! / Waldo:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000423.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Roger: Could you hold Pepe while I kick this guy's butt? Blood stains are too hard to clean, and ask no questions about how do I know that... / Dave: Just in case you didn't notice, my hands are too busy staying up. / Dave: Oh. I should have seen THAT one coming... / Steve:... |
| crfh.net/d/20000424.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Dave: Aren't we gonna stop them or something? / Roger: Take that, you coyote-napper! / Steve: Shut up! I bet $20 on the goofy-looking one! / Waldo: You're starting to get me mad, you pathetic Dilbert-wannabe! / Waldo: Hoooha! Look who's here! Just in time, too! Now you're gonna... |
| crfh.net/d/20000425.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Dave: PLEASE tell me that's not Satan... / Margaret: Well, it's either Satan or a cloaked Gary Larson cow with some really big horns... / Roger: Narf! Of COURSE it's Satan! He came out of the fridge! / Satan: I have come for the soul of the one with the sacrifice on the head...... |
| crfh.net/d/20000426.html | [[Steve and Waldo's Apartment]] / Dave: Why do you want my soul? I didn't summon you! And this is just a stuffed toy! / Satan: Because I'm not a nice guy? / Dave: I don't believe it! It's IMPOSSIBLE! How can you take my soul against my will? / Satan: Like thisoh. He doesn't look good... / {{Part of the "Mushroomies... |
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