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Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: So what do you feel like doing today? / Pintsize: Can we go to the LANPark? Please? / Faye: What is this "LANPark" thing? / Marten: Oh, it's this internet café where people can bring their AnthroPCs to socialize and stuff. / Faye: That is certainly a novel concept. / Pintsize: So can we go? Can...
Number 121: A Computer Named Sue 1 / Marten: So what do you feel like doing today? / Pintsize: Can we go to the LANPark? Please? / 2 / Faye: What is this "LANPark" thing? / Marten: Oh, it's this internet café where people can bring their AnthroPCs to socialize and stuff. / 3 / Faye: That is certainly a novel concept. / Pintsize: So can...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: I feel like a traitor, walking into another coffee shop like this. / Marten: Now remember, Pintsize. No firing the laser, no cramming coffee filters down your CD drive, and no picking fights with the Apple AnthroPCs. / Pintsize: I promise I will behave. / Pintsize: Hey guys what's- GOOD LORD what...
Number 123: L33t-Man 1 / Faye: I feel like a traitor, walking into another coffee shop like this. / Marten: Now remember, Pintsize. No firing the laser, no cramming coffee filters down your CD drive, and no picking fights with the Apple AnthroPCs. / Pintsize: I promise I will behave. / 2 / Pintsize: Hey guys what's - Good...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Marten, Faye, Pintsize and a pink AnthroPC are sitting in LANpark]] / Marten: So I was talking to Steve the other day and he's all like "Dude you have to help me, I have a date tomorrow and I need some good make-out music!" / Faye: He is such a smarmodon / Pink AnthroPC: So that's the girl who is been...
Number 123: Microcosm 1 / Marten: So I was talking to Steve the other day and he's all "Dude you have to help me, I have a date tomorrow and I need some good make-out music!" / Faye: He is such a smarmodon! / AnthroPC #3: So that's the girl who is living with you and your owner now? / Pintsize: Yeah, her name is faye. / 2 / Marten:...
Number 124: Sudden Interruption Faye: I am sorry! I did not mean to break your arm! / Marten: It's okay, it's not really broken. That was a hell of a punch, though. / Faye: Marten, I would like to apologize for being so tough on you lately. You are a good friend and I should be nicer to you than this. It is just that I have been...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday 1 / Faye: I am sorry! I did not mean to break your arm! / Marten: It's okay, it's not really broken. That was a hell of punch, though. / 2 / Faye: Marten, I would like to apologize for being so though on you lately. You are a good friend and I should be nicer to you that this. It is just that I have...
Number 125: The Royal We Faye: It is a good thing that place had robotic annihilation insurance! / Marten: The premiums on that must be utterly horrific. / Pintsize: Common concerns such as property damage and wholesale destruction are of no concern to the King! / Marten: So, uh, boys who what? / Faye: Hmm? / Marten: You were saying...
Number 125: The Royal We 1 / Faye: It is a good thing that place had robotic annihilation insurance! / Marten: The premiums must be utterly horrific. / Pintsize: Common concerns such as property damage and wholesale destruction are of no concern to the King! / 2 / Marten: So, uh, boys who what? / Faye: Hmm? / Marten: You were saying...
 
Number 126: Indie Physics 101 Faye: I have been doing research! / Marten: Hmm? / Faye: So according to hipster theory, the more obscure a band is the better its music will be, correct? / Marten: Right. . . / Faye: It follows, then that a band which absolutely no one has heard of would make the best music ever! / Faye: If no one has...
126: Indie Physics 101 1 / Faye: I have been doing research! / Marten: Hmm? / 2 / Faye: So according to hipster theory, the more obscure a band is the better its music will be, correct? / Marten: Right... / Faye: It follows, then that a band which absolutely no one has heard of would make the best music ever! / 3 / Faye: If no...
Number 127: A Couple of Flirts Faye: Before I forget, here is my half of this month's rent. / Marten: Oh, I can't take your money, Faye. / Faye: What, are you suggesting that I compensate for my tenancy in some other manner? / Marten: Why yes, I believe I am suggesting that. / Marten: Bring me the heads of fifty emo teenagers! You...
Number 127: A Couple of Flirts 1 / Faye: Before I forget, here is my half of this month's rent. / Marten: Oh, I can't take your money, Faye. / 2 / Faye: What, are you suggesting that I compensate for my tenancy in some other manner? / Marten: Why yes, I believe that I am suggesting that. / 3 / [[Faye and Marten stare at each other]] / 4 / Marten:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Faye and Marten are in the mall, staring at a girl in a pleated skirt.]] / Marten: So I guess those pleated skirts are the new indie fashion for the summer, huh. / [[They are now in a different area of the mall, and pleated-skirt-girl is not in the frame.]] / Marten: It's so weird! It's like...
Number 128: Fashion Flash Mobs 1 / Marten: So I guess those pleated skirts are the new indie fashion for this summer, huh. / 2 / Marten: It's so weird! It's like all of a sudden all the hipster girls are instantly wearing the exact same style of clothing. Is there a memo that gets sent out or something? / Faye: If there is a memo,...
Number 129: Another Breed of Dinosaur Marten: I've been meaning to ask you - how come you always try to hid your Southern accent? / Faye: People up here do not take you seriously if you have a drawl. They smirk! I do not enjoy being smirked at. / Faye: What do you think? Sexy hipster or skanky harlot? / Marten: Wow, that looks really...
Number 129: Another Breed of Dinosaur 1 / Martin: I've been meaning to ask you -- how come you always try to hide your Southern accent? / 2 / Faye: People up here do not take you seriously if you have a drawl. They smirk! I do not enjoy being smirked at. / 3 / Faye: Well, what do you think? Sexy hipster or skanky harlot? / Martin: Wow, that...
Number 130: Going For The Bronze Marten: Okay, I understand why you hide your accent. But why do you hardly ever use contractions in your speech? / Faye: I am not sure, really. They just sound weird to me when I use them. They are just not words for me to say, I suppose. / Marten: Aw come on, give it a try. / Faye: No. I feel like...
Number 130: Going for the Bronze 1 / Marten: Okay, I understand why you hide your accent, but why do you hardly ever use contractions in your speech? / Faye: I am not sure, really. They just sound wierd to me when I use them. They are just not words for me to say, I suppose. / 2 / Marten: Aw come on, give it a try. / Faye: No. I feel like...
 
Number 131: The Fayeinator Faye: It is so hot in here! I changed into a tanktop and I am still in danger of combustion! / Marten: Sorry about that. I should really buy an air conditioning unit one of these days. / Marten: Whoa, where'd you get that scar on your chest? That looks like it must have hurt. / Faye: Ah. . .that is...
Number 131: The Fayeinator 1 / Faye: It is so hot in here! I changed into a tanktop and I am still in danger of combustion! / Marten: Sorry about that. I should really buy an air conditioning unit one of these days. / 2 / Marten: Whoa, where'd you get that scar on your chest? That looks like it must have hurt. / Faye: Ah...that...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: Oh, hi Raven. What's up? / Raven: Dora, why don't you come to coven meetings anymore? You dodged the question last time I asked. / Dora: I dunno, I'm just... not really feeling it anymore. The whole goth thing was fun in high school, but lately it just seems kind of shallow and pointless to me....
Number 132: Interrogation 1 / Dora: Oh, hi Raven. What's up? / Raven: Dora, why don't you come to coven meetings anymore? You dodged the question last time I asked. / 2 / Dora: I dunno, I'm just...not really feeling it anymore. The whole goth thing was fun back in high school, but lately it just seems kind of shallow and pointless...
Number 133: The Booze Is Life Pintsize: Let's play Scrabble! / Faye: Aw hells no, you got the entire OED stored on your hard drive. I vote for a rousin' session of Jenga. / <> / Marten: Who would be knocking on my door at this hour? / Faye: Tell ya what, since you ain't got thumbs, you just tell me which bricks...
Number 133: The Booze Is Life PANEL 1 / Pintsize: Let's play Scrabble! / Faye: Aw hells no, you got the entire OED stored on your hard drive. I vote for a rousin' session of Jenga. / PANEL 2 / <> / Marten: Who would be knocking on my door at this hour? / Faye: Tell ya what, since you ain't got thumbs, you just tell...
Number 134: Awesome Dragon Poster Dora: . . .So I guess I'm having some kind of identity crisis. / Faye: Here, drown it in booze. Show your crisis who's the boss! You're Tony Danza! / Dora: I dunno, it's just depressing to feel so tired of something I was totally into for years, you know what I mean? / Marten: Here, let me show you...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday TITLE BAR: Number 134: Awesome Dragon Poster / TRANSCRIPT: / PANEL 1 / Dora: ...So I guess I'm having some kind of identity crisis. / Faye: Here, drown it in booze. Show your crisis who's the boss! You're Tony Danza! / PANEL 2 / Dora: I dunno, it's just depressing to feel so tired of something I...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{title text: Number 134: Awesome Dragon Poster}} / [[Marten's apartment. Dora and Marten sitting on couch. Faye standing, holding beer]] / Dora: ...So I guess I'm having some kind of identity crisis. / Faye: Here, drown it in booze. Show your crisis who's the boss! You're Tony Danza! / [[Beer is now...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Pintsize: Hey guys, check this out! / Pintsize: I've been working on code all day. / Pintsize's butt: Hello World! / Marten: I'd hate to see the compiler that did that... / Faye: Do you think he used Java to do the smell?
Number 135: Guest Strip Sexplosion - Even Worse Than Pop-Ups Panel 1 / Pintsize: HEY GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT! / Panel 2 / Pintsize: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE CODE ALL DAY. / Panel 3 / Pintsize's posterior: HELLO WORLD! / Panel 3 / Marten: I'D HATE TO SEE THE COMPILER THAT DID THAT... / Faye: DO YOU THINK HE USED JAVA TO GET THE SMELL?
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Faye and Dora are sitting on the couch in Marten and Faye's apartment. Marten gets up]] / Marten: I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back, okay? / [[Dora smiles at Faye]] / Dora: Stare any harder, Faye, and you'll burn a hole in his back pocket. / Faye: What're you implyin'? I wasn't lookin'...
Number 136: Ahem Panel 1 / Marten: I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. / Panel 2 / Dora: Stare any harder, Faye, and you'll burn a hole in his back pocket. / Faye: What're you implyin'? I wasn't looking at his rear end. / Panel 3 / Dora: Why deny it? He's got a cute ass! I was looking too! / Faye: I told you,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: Hee hee, you were so looking at his butt. / Faye: I told you, I was not! / Dora: You were all "Oh, how I long to get my hands on those taut indie-rocker buttocks!" / Faye: No! There is not a strong enough word to describe how wrong you are! / Marten [[entering]]: What are you two arguing about now? / Dora:...
Number 137: Over His Head Panel 1 / Dora: Hee hee, you were so looking at his butt. / Faye: I told you, I was not! / Panel 2 / Dora: You were all "Oh, how I long to get my hands on those taut indie-rocker buttocks!" / Faye: No! There is not a strong enough word to describe how wrong you are! / Panel 3 / Marten: What are you two...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: Thanks for letting me hang out, kids, but I think it's time I head home and get some much-needed rest. / Faye: Aww, but we have not resolved your identity crisis yet! / Dora: It's okay, Faye, I think it'll probably just work itself out over time. / Faye: Tut tut! I will have none of that! You and...
Number 138: The Indie Cult PANEL 1: / Dora: Thanks for letting me hang out, kids, but I think it's time I head home and get some much-needed rest. / Faye: Aww, but we have not resolved your identity crisis yet! / PANEL 2: / Dora: I'ts okay Faye, I think it'll probably just work itself out over time. / Faye: Tut tut! I will have...
Number 139: Pants <> / Dora: Mnff. . .coming. . . / Dora: Hi Faye. You're certainly bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning. / Faye: The early bird gets the worm! Or in our case, the Sufjan Stevens CD. / Dora: Lemme go get some pants on. / Faye: Wow Dora, are those pants, or sails with a lot of pockets...
Number 139: Pants PANEL 1 / <> / Dora: Mnff...coming... / PANEL 2 / Dora: Hi Faye. You're certainly bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning. / Faye: The early bird gets the worm! Or in our case, the Sufjan Stevens CD. / Dora: Lemme go get some pants on. / PANEL 3 / Faye: Wow Dora, are those pants, or...
Number 140: Bob Barker Would Approve Dora: So, now that we're out of Marten's presence, admit it - you really were looking at his ass last night. / Faye: Oh fine, if it will get you off my case. Yes, I did take a quick peek at Marten's bottom. Happy now? / Dora: Hah! I knew it! You are attracted to the boy! / Faye: No no no! It was...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday TITLE BAR: Number 140: Bob Barker Would Approve / PANEL 1 / Dora: So, now that we're out of Marten's prescence, admit it- you really were looking at his ass last night. / Faye: Oh fine, if it will get you off my case. Yes, I did take a quick peek at Marten's bottom. Happy now? / PANEL 2 / Dora:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: So, now that we're out of Marten's presence, admit it- you really were looking at his ass last night. / Faye: Oh fine, if it will get you off my case. Yes, I did take a quick peek at Marten's bottom. Happy now? / Dora: Hah! I knew it! You are attracted to the boy! / Faye: No no no! It was just...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: Ooh, an Opeth CD I don't already own! / Faye: No no no. Come over here, you can have your growling Nordic men some other day. / Faye: Listen to this. It is the Flaming Lips' Soft Bulletin record. It will please your ears and your brain. / Dora [[with headphones on]]: Ew, I don't like it so far....
Number 141: A Spoonful Weighs A Ton PANEL 1 / Dora: ooh, an Opeth CD I don't already own! / Faye: No no no. Come over here, you can have your growling Nordic men some other day. / PANEL 2 / Faye: Listen to this. It is the Flaming Lips' Soft Bulletin record. It will please your ears and brain. / Dora: Ew, I don't like it so far. Since when...
Number 142: Thongs Are The Cheap Property Dora: Hmm. . . / Faye: Why the sighing? Are you composing morose poetry in your head? / Dora: No, it was a happy sigh. I'm having a good time today! I'm starting to feel a little more like myself again, which is nice. / Faye: Da, Comrade! Do you think I make a convincing Russian sexpot? / Dora: Nothing's...
Number 142: Thongs Are The Cheap Property PANEL 1 / Dora: Hmmm... / Faye: Why the sighing? Are you composing morose poetry in your head? / PANEL 2 / Dora: No, it was a happy sigh. I'm having a good time today! I'm starting to feel a little more like myself again, which is nice. / Faye: Da, Comrade! Do you think I make a convincing Russian sexpot? / PANEL...
Number 143: It Burns Faye: Marten, we are back! I bought a Russian hat, come see how awesome I look! / Dora: I got a Flaming Lips album and some cute underwear. Wanna see? / Marten: Whoa - looks like you got a little too much sun today, Dora. / Faye: Ooh yes, you are as pink as a hallucinatory pachyderm! Does this hurt? / Dora:...
Number 143: It Burns Faye: Marten, we are back! I bought a Russian hat, come see how awesome I Look! / Dora: I got a Flaming Lips album and some cut underwear. Wanna see? / Marten: Whoa -- looks like you got a little too much sun today, Dora. / Faye: Ooh yes, you are pink as a hallucinatory pachyderm! [[flicking her shoulder]]...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: Marten, we are back! I bought a Russian hat, come see how awesome I look. / Dora: I got a Flaming Lips album and some cute underwear. Wanna see? / Marten: Whoa- looks like you got a little too much sun today, Dora. / Faye: Ooh yes, you are pink as a hallucinatory pachyderm! Does this hurt? / Dora:...
Number 144: And Here's To You Marten: Here's this lotion, Dora. Hopefully this'll help. / Dora: Do you think you could rub it onto my back and shoulders? It hurts to bend my arms that way. / Marten: Well uh er I uh. . . / Dora: Oh come on, there's nothing to be nervous about. I won't bite, I promise. / Dora: Mmmm, that feels good. / Marten:...
Number 144: And Here's To You Marten: Here's the lotion, Dora. Hopefully this'll help. / Dora: Do you think you could rub it onto my back and shoulders? It hurts to bend my arms that way. / [[Dora pulls down both straps of her top]] / Marten: Well uh er I uh... / Dora: Oh come on, there's nothing to be nervous about. I won't bite,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Dora, Marten, and Pintsize sit on the couch in Marten's apartment. Pintsize is wearing a Soviet Russian hat.]] / Dora: So what model AnthroPC is Pintsize, anyway? I don't recognize the chassis. / Marten: Oh, he's just an old 8600. I had to replace the stock chassis because of a mishap involving...
NUMBER 145: Irresistable Dora: So what model AnthroPC is pintsize, anyway? I don't recognize the chassis. / Marten: Oh, he's just an old 8600. I had to replace the stock chassis because of a mishap involving some cake mix. / Faye: Come back here with my hat! / Pintsize: In Soviet Russia, cake mixes you! / Dora: So he's still got...
 
Number 146: She Couldn't Resist Dora: Hey, what time is it? / Faye: Quarter after five, why? / Dora: Aw crap, I gotta get to work. I'm closing tonight. / Faye: Boo, that is a sucky thing! / Dora: Well anyway. . .Faye, thank you for the wonderful day out. <> / Dora: And thank you, Marten, for the lotion rub. You're a sweetie....
Number 146: She Couldn't Resist Dora: Hey, what time is it? / Faye: Quarter after five, why? / Dora: Aw crap, I gotta get to work. I'm closing tonight. / Faye: Boo, that is a sucky thing! / Dora: Well anyway... Faye, thank you for the wonderful day out. [[kisses Faye]] <> / Dora: And thank you, Marten, for the lotion rub. You're...
Number 147: The Feds Marten: What's the matter, Faye? Are you okay? / Faye: It is okay, Marten. I just have a thing about being touched when I'm not exp- / <> / Marten: Uh, yes? / Turing: Marten Reed? I'm Special Agent Turing of the Robotics Defense Agency. I'm here to confiscate your AnthroPC. / Marten:...
Number 147: The Feds Marten: What's the matter, Faye? Are you okay? / Faye: It is okay, Marten. I just have a thing about being touched when I'm not exp-- / <> / Marten: Uh, yes? / Agent Turing: Martin Reed? I'm Special Agent Turing of the Robotics Defense Agency. I'm here to confiscate your AnthroPC. / Marten:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: What's the matter, Faye? Are you ok? / Faye: It is ok, Marten. I just have a thing about being touched when I'm not exp- / Marten: Uh, yes? / Special Agent Turing: Marten Reed? I'm Special Agent Turing of the Robotics Defense Agency. I'm here to confiscate your AnthroPC. / Marten: What? ...
Number 148: Never Saw It Coming Agent: Please don't make this more difficult, Mr. Reed. The AnthroPC is coming with me. / Marten: You can't just take him, he's my friend! Can't we come to some sort of compromise? / Agent: Mr. Reed, this is a matter of national security. The RDA does not compromise. One zap from my EMP gun and the...
Number 148: Never Saw It Coming Agent Turning: Please don't make this more difficult, Mr. Reed. The AnthroPC is coming with me. / Marten: You can't just take him, he's my friend! Can't we come to some sort of comprimise? / Agent Turning: [[reaching inside his jacket]] Mr. Reed, this is a matter of national security. The RDS does...
Number 148: Never Saw It Coming [[Marten and Faye's apartment]] / Agent Turing: Please don't make this more difficult, Mr. Reed. The AnthroPC is coming with me. / Marten: You can't just take him, he's my friend! Can't we come to some sort of compromise? / Agent Turing: Mr. Reed, this is a matter of national security. The RDA does...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: I got here as fast as I could. Sara's covering the shop for me, so it's cool. / Martin: Thanks a lot, Dora. We really need your help. / Martin: Basically I figure if we can wipe the device drivers and take out the laser itself, this RPA dude will let me keep the rest of Pintsize in one piece. Can...
Number 149: It's a Ratchet Screwdriver Dora: I got here as fast as I could. Sara's covering the shop for me, so it's cool. / Marten: Thanks a lot, Dora. we really need your help. / Marten: Basically I figure if we can wipe the device drivers and take out the laser itself, this RDA dude will let me keep the rest of Pintsize in one piece. Can...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Steve: Ugh... what happened? / Faye: Oh! You're awake? Th... thank goodness! / Steve: What hit me? The back of my head is throbbing. / Faye: It was a Space Owl! He flew in the window and struck you in the back of your head in an attempt to steal your necktie! / Steve: A... Space Owl? / Faye: Yes! It...
Number 150: Intergalactic Peacock Angent Turning: Ugh...what happened? / Faye: Oh! You're awake? Th...thank goodness! / Agent Turning: What hit me? The back of my head is throbbing. / Faye: It was a Space Owl! He flew in the window and struck you in the back of your head in an attempt to steal your necktie! / Agent Turning: A...Space...
 

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