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| Two Lumps | [[Snooch and Eben are curled on the couch. Snooch has his back to the viewer; Eben's face is visible but his eyes are closed.]]
/ Snooch: Man, it's like hella cold outside.
/ Eben: A cold front has moved into Texas. Ice everywhere. / [[Close up of the couch. Neither cat has moved, but Eben's eyes are open. He looks disturbed, and has his ears back.]]
/ Snooch: So everything outside is a popsicle? That sounds rad. I could lick everything in sight. / [[Snooch still hasn't moved. Eben is sitting up, ears back, eyes open, looking very unhappy, though his tail doesn't twitch.]]
/ Snooch: Problem?
/ Eben: I have a horrible mental image of you licking the mailman. http://twolumps.net/d/20110202.html |
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| Two Lumps | [[Snooch looking very excited with big eyeballs, big smile, and perky tail]]
/ Snooch: Snow Day!!! / [[Snooch sitting on left looking very pleased. Eben sitting on right, licking his lower belly]]
/ Snooch: School's closed! The office is closed! YAY!!!!
/ Eben: Indeed. We should have fun today. / [[View of room with couch. Snooch laying on his back in front of couch on floor, two back legs up in the air, butt pointed toward viewer, "Z" above his head. Eben is laying on the couch with his back toward the viewer, also with a "Z" above his head.]]
/ Snooch: Z
/ Eben: Z http://twolumps.net/d/20110209.html |
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