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| Two Lumps | [[Snooch sits on the floor chewing a game controller wire and looking apprehensively at a Gramma's legs. Ebenezer looks peeved.]]
/ Gramma: Oh, no no Sneetch! Iddle kitties mustn't chewwie-woo on things!
/ Snooch: Aww... Mean old lady. I don't like her. / [[Ebenezer and Snooch sit in front of the... http://twolumps.net/d/20041208.html |
| Two Lumps | {{Grandma is visiting Mom}}
/ [[Ebeneezer and Snooch are sitting in front of the couch, while Grandma sits nearby]]
/ Ebeneezer: Maybe she's just holding out on us. You distract her, I'll snoop through her suitcase.
/ Snooch: She scares me...
/ Ebeneezer: She's got yarn.
/ Snooch: Ooooo! / [[Ebeneezer is... http://twolumps.net/d/20041210.html |
| Two Lumps | [[A dark shrouded figure stands next to a cheerful cat in overalls and sneakers. The cat is stepping into a sandbox, and there's a shovel sticking out of the sand. Text underneath the picture: When they were tired of swinging, Timmy and The Evil decided to play in the sandbox. "I'm not sure if I should,"... http://twolumps.net/d/20041213.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Close-up of Ebeneezer, looking over at the off-camera Snooch]]
/ Ebeneezer: So, let me try to put this in a timeline. You went through Grandma's luggage and found some "yummy minty stuff", which turned out to be denture cream?
/ Snooch: [[off-camera]] Mmm hmm. / [[Ebeneezer is now looking into the camera]]
/ Ebeneezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20041214.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Grandma is asleep on the couch]]
/ Ebenezer: Looks like she's conked out for a while. I think we're safe from booties at the moment.
/ Grandma: *ZZZZZZZZ*
/ Snooch: Hey, nappin' looks good! / [[Snooch is walking on Grandma's legs, towards her head]]
/ Snooch: Oooo! She's all soft! Way comfy!
/ Grandma:... http://twolumps.net/d/20041215.html |
| Two Lumps | {{In the previous comic, Snooch tried taking a nap on Grandma as she slept, only to have his weight cause her definite discomfort.}}
/ [[Snooch and Ebeneezer sitting in front of the couch, listening in on the off-screen conversation between Mom and Grandma]]
/ Mom: I'm really sorry Snooch dislocated your... http://twolumps.net/d/20041217.html |
| Two Lumps | <<*SLAM*>>
/ Mom: Hey guys, check out what I got!
/ Snooch: ...a TREE???
/ Ebenezer: Either Mom's taken up indoor forestry, or the holidays are here. / Mom: I found this great cut-your-own-tree farm! It's so much more NATURAL than buying it pre-cut!
/ Ebenezer: Great. Natural dead needles all over, natural... http://twolumps.net/d/20041220.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer and Snooch are in a room with a green Christmas tree which is decorated with red-and-white candy canes, red ornaments, and white garland]]
/ Snooch: ...but what IS it?
/ Ebenezer: We go through this every year. You know, the holidays? Presents? Bad carols? Eggnog?
/ Snooch: oooooOOOOOOooooo!
/ Ebenezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20041222.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Eben and Snooch sitting in the living room, staring at a Christmas tree]]
/ Ebenezer: Ah, Mom's put the presents out at last. And a fine haul of swag it seems to be.
/ Snooch: These won't explode, right?
/ Ebenezer: I wouldn't make any bets, in your case. / [[Snooch examining a present under the tree]]
/ Snooch:... http://twolumps.net/d/20041224.html |
| Two Lumps | Snooch: Soooo full. Tummy bursting. Oog.
/ Ebenezer: I'm not suprised. It's impressive that you managed to down two gallons of egg nog and half a case of gooshyfood in one sitting.
/ Ebenezer: Perhaps I should notify Guiness. / Snooch: I think I'm gonna nap right here for a month.
/ Ebenezer: Do you recall... http://twolumps.net/d/20041227.html |
| Two Lumps | {{Ebeneezer and Snooch have been locked in the bathroom for the duration of Mom's New Years Eve party}}
/ [[Ebeneezer is sitting on the sink, while Snooch is somewhere on the floor, trying to get at the doorknob]]
/ Ebeneezer: I can't believe she shut us in the bathroom for the duration of the party. The... http://twolumps.net/d/20041229.html |
| Two Lumps | {{A guy from the party has accidentally stumbled upon Snooch and Ebeneezer}}
/ [[Mike is trying to get the door open to no avail as Snooch and Ebeneezer look on]]
/ Mike: What the... why won't the door open?
/ Snooch: Yay, we gots company!
/ Ebeneezer: Well, at least someone will come looking for a missing... http://twolumps.net/d/20041231.html |
| Two Lumps | {{Eben, Snooch, and Mike are trapped in the bathroom}}
/ [[Mike looks up, glad that someone's come to get him out]]
/ Mom: ...No, that bathroom's out of order.
/ Guest: But I think there's someone in there.
/ Mike: Hey! Help! I'm stuck in here!
/ Ebenezer: Oh, thank Bast. / [[Mike stands, Snooch still on... http://twolumps.net/d/20050103.html |
| Two Lumps | {{Eben, Snooch, and Mike are trapped in the bathroom}}
/ [[Mike looks up, glad that someone's come to get him out]]
/ Mom: ...No, that bathroom's out of order.
/ Guest: But I think there's someone in there.
/ Mike: Hey! Help! I'm stuck in here!
/ Ebenezer: Oh, thank Bast. / [[Mike stands, Snooch still on... http://twolumps.net/d/20050103.html |
| Two Lumps | [[A Night Elf and familiar panther stalk through a forest]]
/ Narrator: The Night Elf Hunter surveys the woods, her fierce feline protector by her side. All seems quiet, but the giant cat senses something is amiss in the night. / [[The panther fights an Orc with double-headed waraxe upraised]]
/ Narrator:... http://twolumps.net/d/20050105.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch and Ebeneezer are looking out the window]]
/ Snooch: Ooooooooo! Pretty!
/ Ebeneezer: Yes, it's completely iced over out there. Makes me glad I'm an indoor cat. / [[Snooch starts licking the window]]
/ Snooch: It's like the whole world's a popsicle!
/ Ebeneezer: I'd quit licking that if I were you.... http://twolumps.net/d/20050107.html |
| Two Lumps | {{Caption - POETRY CORNER WITH SNOOCH; Snooch's dialogue is written in poem format}}
/ [[Snooch is wearing a black beret]]
/ Snooch: "An Ode to Eating", by ME! {{reciting the poem}}
/ A corn chip, a lint wad, a stepped-upon bug,
/ A wad of old chewing gum stuck in the rug,
/ Some rotting newspaper once used... http://twolumps.net/d/20050110.html |
| Two Lumps | [[An illustration of a gargoyle sitting on a church roof]]
/ Narration: The massive gargoyle sits motionless on his perch. For centuries he has watched over the sacred building below. / [[Closer view of the image]]
/ Narration: His eternal duty is to stand guard against all those who would defile the... http://twolumps.net/d/20050112.html |
| Two Lumps | Eben: So I'm thinking, if we can just find someone to fund research on my no-thumbs-required can opener...
/ Snooch: Oooooooooooo! What's that?
/ http://twolumps.net/d/20050114.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch sitting on the kitchen counter, knocking over a container.]]
/ Snooch: Hey, I know what THAT looks like! It's CATNIP!
/ Ebenezer: No, and you'd better get off the counter before Mom-- / [[Snooch rolling around in pile of dried flakes on countertop.]]
/ Snooch: It's 'NIP! 'Nippy 'nip 'nip catnip!... http://twolumps.net/d/20050117.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer and Snooch looking at a guinea pig in a cage - Spike]]
/ Mom: Guys, this is Spike. I had to pick him up from the vet's for a friend, but he'll only be here an hour. So no marking the cage as "territory" or anything.
/ Ebenezer: Oh, rapture.
/ Snooch: Oooooooooooooooooooh! / [[Snooch goes into... http://twolumps.net/d/20050119.html |
| Two Lumps | {{In the last comic, Snooch got trapped in an attempt to catch Mom's friend's guinea pig, Spike}}
/ [[Snooch, trapped by Spike, panicking, while Ebenezer looks on]]
/ Snooch: Help help HELP HELP help!
/ Ebenezer: Okay, calm down. I'll try and lure it to the other end of the cage. When it lets go, you make... http://twolumps.net/d/20050121.html |
| Two Lumps | {{In an attempt to free Snooch, Ebenezer has gotten himself caught by Spike, a friend's guinea pig}}
/ [[Snooch looking on as Ebenezer fruitlessly tries to free himself]]
/ Snooch: What're we gonna do, Eben?
/ Ebenezer: Go to the kitchen and find something to bribe it with. Lettuce, carrots...
/ Spike: GOOSHYFOOD. / [[Snooch... http://twolumps.net/d/20050124.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Spike is in his cage, eating]]
/ {{*KNOCK KNOCK*}}
/ Mom: Hey, I was starting to get worried. I'll go grab Spike.
/ Spike: NOT GOURMET, BUT IT'LL DO. GOOD ENOUGH, CATS.
/ Ebenezer: You can talk, you eat meat... guinea pigs hold quite a few secrets I'd never guessed. You're a wily foe. I can respect that. / [[Ebenezer... http://twolumps.net/d/20050126.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is watching Snooch reaching for a circle of light]]
/ Snooch: I'm gonna gettit! Gettit gettit!
/ Ebenezer: Snooch... that's just reflected light. You can't--
/ Snooch: FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL KILL! / Ebenezer: Okay, consider this, then. If you just wait a few hours, the light will move closer... http://twolumps.net/d/20050128.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is sitting on the computer CPU, Snooch approaches]]
/ Snooch: Whatcha doin?
/ Ebenezer: One of the computer's cooling fans is up here, so it blows out a constant flow of warm air. Quite delightful.
/ Snooch: Ooooooooooo!
/ Ebenezer: Don't even think about it, wide load. This case couldn't hold... http://twolumps.net/d/20050131.html |
| Two Lumps | Ebenezer: Gadzooks! Sounds like Snooch is in danger... again. I hope he didn't get stuck under the couch...
/ Snooch: MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW / [[Ebenezer enters bathroom]]
/ Snooch: HEEEELLLLP!!!
/ Ebenezer: You managed to get yourself trapped... in the TOILET.
/ Snooch: Um... yeah?
/ Ebenezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20050202.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is looking at Mom lying on the couch < http://twolumps.net/d/20050204.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch and Ebenezer are looking into an open case sitting on the floor]]
/ Snooch: What's this thing?
/ Ebenezer: It would appear to be some kind of combination laptop carrier and briefcase on wheels... corporate luggage, if you will. Interesting.
/ Snooch: Oooooo, there's a LAP in there? / [[Both cats... http://twolumps.net/d/20050207.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Silhouette of closed case. We know from previous strip that Ebenezer and Snooch are inside]]
/ Ebenezer: Would you calm down already? Throwing a fit on the electronics and setting everything off isn't going to help. We have to wait until Mom gets--
/ < |
| Two Lumps | {{Background--Ebenezer and Snooch have locked themselves in Mom's electronics equipment carrier and set off her pager. Mom ignores the noise and puts the carrier in her trunk to go to work}}
/ [[Mom flips the carrier's latches open]]
/ Mom: I swear, this thing gets heavier every day.
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