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| Two Lumps | [[KIT e PAN covered litterbox]]
/ Snooch, from inside litterbox: Hoo-eee! Goin' fer the gold! / [[Ebenezer, wearing a gas mask, sits looking into the litterbox]]
/ Ebenezer: This isn't the excretory olympics, you hideous loaf.
/ Snooch, inside litterbox: Sez you! I'm the champion pooper! / [[Eben is now... http://twolumps.net/d/20110729.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch, holding a paper in his mouth, approaches Ebenezer who is sitting reading a book]]
/ Ebenezer: There you are, Good 'N' Plenty. Help me with this.
/ Snooch: Nope! Busy! / Eben: Eating paper is NOT a viable pastime--
/ Snooch: No! I found this gift certificate for a spa online an' I'm goin! / Eben:... http://twolumps.net/d/20110801.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is sitting wearing a gas mask]]
/ Ebenezer: Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. / [[Heavy air is wafting over Eben]]
/ Eben: The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand... / [[Snooch... http://twolumps.net/d/20110803.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is sitting with his back towards Snooch, who is walking away with a cat food bowl on his head]]
/ Ebenezer: Trying to invent edible headwear?
/ Snooch: Mom's always eatin' popcorn while watchin' TV! So I'm-a try it with gooshy food!
/ Eben: I'd advise against that. / [[Eben is now facing the... http://twolumps.net/d/20110805.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer approaches the KIT e PAN covered litterbox]] / [[Eben is in the litterbox, only his tail showing outside]] / [[Eben is totally inside the litterbox]]
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| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110810.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110810.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110812.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110812.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is napping on the couch. Snooch rushes past]]
/ Ebenezer: What's the rush, sonic butterball?
/ Snooch: Governor Rick Perry just announced he's running for President in 2010!!!
/ Ebenezer: So what? You've never been into politics before.
/ Snooch: I WANNA SEE WHAT THE ANGRY FISH THINKS!
/ [[Cut... http://twolumps.net/d/20110815.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer sits next to the fishbowl, looking skeptically at the angry fish]]
/ Ebenezer: Wait, so now that Perry is pursuing the presidency, you're going to Austin to impersonate him and take over his life?
/ Angry Fish: I'M HIS SPITTING IMAGE! / Ebenezer: That's ridiculous.
/ Angry Fish: OH YEAH? DESCRIBE... http://twolumps.net/d/20110817.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Close-up of fishbowl]]
/ Angry Fish: AS PRESIDENT, I WILL HELP RETURN THIS NATION TO WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS WANTED: A NATION FOR FISH AND REPUBLICANS! / Angry Fish: A NATION WITHOUT COMMIES, WHERE EVERYONE HAS GUNS AND NOBODY RECYCLES! BY THE FISH, FOR THE FISH, AND OF THE FISH!
/ Angry Fish: ...OH,... http://twolumps.net/d/20110819.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Basic map of living room is displayed]]
/ Eben: Okay, as you can see on the map, this is the path of the invading enemy. She'll be coming in the front door, walking to the bedroom.
/ Snooch: And she always follows the same path... / [[Two Red X's have been added to the map]]
/ Eben: So if we plant turret... http://twolumps.net/d/20110822.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110824.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110824.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110826.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110826.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110829.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110829.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110831.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110831.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110902.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110902.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110905.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110905.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | Ebenezer: Looks like the Texas wildfires are out of control.
/ Snooch: Fr srs, yo. I already sent 'em 10 gallons of water on the innernet! / Ebenezer: They do that on the relief web site?
/ Snooch: Nah, too slow! I dumped the bottles right into the 'puter! / Snooch: An' I know it worked, 'cause all this... http://twolumps.net/d/20110907.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110909.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110909.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110912.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110912.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110914.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110914.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110916.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110916.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch and Ebenezer face us.]]
/ Snooch: We got a visitor!
/ Ebenezer: It appears that if you do a webcomic, and meet Wil Wheaton, you need to put him in your comic strip. As Mel & James have met him, please welcome Wil to Two Lumps. / [[Cut to the two cats, horrified, facing a cat with the head of... http://twolumps.net/d/20110919.html |
| Two Lumps | [ First panel ]
/ Eben: Ok, that was traumatizing. / Snooch: Yeah. That's why I picked our next guest! / [ Second panel ]
/ Eben: You what? / Snooch: So say hi to Lady Gaga! / Eben: You WHAT? / [ Third panel ] / Eben: ...that's a potato, Snooch. / Snooch: Aw, BISCUITS. Sorry. / Eben: No, no,... http://twolumps.net/d/20110921.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110923.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110923.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110926.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110926.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110928.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110928.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20110930.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20110930.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20111003.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20111003.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | [[Eben is looking down at a book or catalogue open on the floor. Snooch is off-panel, his responses coming in without actually seeing him.]] / Eben: OK, I've found some mosquito-repelling products we can order...
/ Snooch: Don't needta! Got it covered! / [[Eben looks up, ears back, irritated look.]] / Eben:... http://twolumps.net/d/20111005.html |
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