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| Giraffe | Giraffe http://moniker.50webs.com/1.html |
| Opened | reading the da vinci code really opened up my eyes to... / dan brown is a hack.
/ ow my throat. http://moniker.50webs.com/2.html |
| fanart2 | happy new year vincenzo and ahmyeyes.com http://moniker.50webs.com/fanart2.html |
| Not The Same | NOT THE SAME THING
/ mayo
/ miracle whip
/ NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL BE. http://moniker.50webs.com/3.html |
| Stab | I want to get into a knife fight. / I'll fight a hobo. I'll come up behind him and stab him good. / That's not really a knife fight. That's you murdering somebody. http://moniker.50webs.com/4.html |
| Snow | MERRY CHRISTMAS
/ GORILLAS IN THE SNOW http://moniker.50webs.com/5.html |
| The Best Idea Ever | The best idea ever / I'm huge in Japan / Japan http://moniker.50webs.com/6.html |
| Plastic Bag | FUN WITH PLASTIC BAGS / hey buddy, I got you an astronaut helmet so you can play pretend. http://moniker.50webs.com/7.html |
| Hehehehehe | hehehehehehe shenanigans / ARSON IS NOT SHENANIGANS http://moniker.50webs.com/8.html |
| Asshat | I'm going to tear you an new asshat, batman, you jerk. I'll burn down your family. Jerk. http://moniker.50webs.com//9.html |
| Asshat | I'm going to tear you a new asshat, Batman, you jerk. I'll burn down your family. Jerk. http://moniker.50webs.com/9.html |
| Place Your Bets | PLACE YOUR BETS http://moniker.50webs.com/10.html |
| Meanwhile | MEANWHILE, IN BIZARRO LAND / take me, vincenzo. / sorry, zooey deschanel but I find you unattractive and I do not have a crush on your name. http://moniker.50webs.com/11.html |
| Fan Art | katrina http://moniker.50webs.com/12.html |
| Quack | Quack http://moniker.50webs.com/13.html |
| Owl Joke | I MADE UP WHAT COULD BE THE WORST JOKE EVER:
/ Q: WHAT DID THE BULLY OWL SAY TO THE WEAKER OWL? / A: "STOP HOOTING YOURSELF, STOP HOOTING YOURSELF..." / HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CLASSIC http://moniker.50webs.com/14.html |
| Pee | You have to Pee. I can see it in your eyes. http://moniker.50webs.com/15.html |
| Love | have some! the secret ingredient is love. / i can't. i'm love intolerant. http://moniker.50webs.com/16.html |
| Girlfriend | well, one of my favorite bands would be the Pussycat Dolls, of course. / KERSLAP!
/ WHEN WILL YOU LEARN http://moniker.50webs.com/17.html |
| Cupcake | alright, but can you do the breast stroke? http://moniker.50webs.com/18.html |
| Qurio | come on, Qurio! let's go play! / QURIO WILL EAT YOUR DREAMS. http://moniker.50webs.com/19.html |
| Dude | i'm getting so fustrated because of this problem, you know? it's incredibly fustrating and it's weighing terribly on my self esteem and well-being... and that's not even the part that fustrates me most- / dude if you say "fustrated" one more time, i swear that i will choke you to death with your own... http://moniker.50webs.com/20.html |
| Noodles | Mr. Noodles COOKING DIRECTIONS 1. bring 2 cups of water to a boil 2. insert the noodles and co- 2 to 3 minutes until noodles are tender and separated. DO NOT OVERCOOK. GOD HELP YOU IF YOU OVERCOOK THESE FUCKIN NOODLES. 3. remove from heat, add soup base to noodles and stir. http://moniker.50webs.com/21.html |
| Burns | Doctor, it burns, burns, burns when I unrinate. / I think you have what we in the medical profession refer to as "ring of fire-itis." http://moniker.50webs.com/22.html |
| Archie | Hey, gang! What's lacking crackers? http://moniker.50webs.com/23.html |
| Boy | what are you supposed to be, little boy? / battle-ravaged-zombie-ninja-wilford-brimley. / Liberty Medical http://moniker.50webs.com/24.html |
| Raining | I watched this movie the other day and it takes place in a city where it's always raining-
/ Wait. Are there sidewalks?
/ Um... Yes.
/ That's impossible, then. The cement would never dry. http://moniker.50webs.com/25.html |
| Shoes | 1. meow
/ 2. BLAM
/ 3.
/ 4.
/ 5. NOT A SWEATSHOP, PISS OFF.
/ 6. http://moniker.50webs.com/26.html |
| wrong | oh no! What's wrong? / my girlfriend died... / oh. well, you were too good for her anyway. http://moniker.50webs.com/27.html |
| Science | file edit print apple meow home
/ ah my eyes there's a javelin in one
/ forward back stop go froward untoward home
/ scientists prove that money can buy happiness
/ In a surprising turn of events, the study that scientists have been performing on both science and money has proven that money can buy happiness,... http://moniker.50webs.com/28.html |
| che | AFFIX IT TO THE MAN, BITCHES http://moniker.50webs.com/28b.html |
| goat | MAKE LOVE TO THIS MOUTAIN GOAT AND WIN A FREE iPOD!*
/ *iPOD may not actually be an iPOD
/ **There's no such thing as a moutain goat.
/ ***mountain goats don't count.
/ ****no actual prizes to be won.
/ *****clicking this will really just virus up your computer good.
/ www.goatlove.com / Newgrounds
/ The problems... http://moniker.50webs.com/29.html |