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| Moving In | [[Ian enters, holding a box, facing Chad.]]
/ Ian: Hello, you must be Chad Minor, right? I'm your new roomate. / [[Chad puts his hands on his face, wiggling his figers disturblingly.]]
/ Chad: BlEhWWAawaWAaa...
/ Ian: I'm... / Ian: ...Utterly Confused... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-07 |
| The Call of UT | [[Ian calmly jogs down the dorm hall]]
/ Ian (thinking): Must meet new people... Make new friends... / [[Ian stops in bewilderment with a hand up to his chin after passing a door]]
/ Computer behind the door: ULTRA KILL! / [[While playing a computer game in his dorm room, Drew is taken completely by... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-08 |
| Pika Hate | [[Outside, Ian unamusedly stares at a pokeball that drops down in front of him]]
/ Off-panel voice: Pikachu, I choose you! / [[With the same expression, Ian points a gun at the forehead of the Pokemon Pikachu, who is petrified with fright]]
/ Ian: PK7, I choose you...
/ < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-09 |
| Damn Campers | Computer: _IAN_ put a bullet through Sage's head.
/ Sage: Sheeeeeeet / Computer: _IAN_ put a bullet through Drew's head
/ Drew: Son-of-a... / Drew: Damn it Ian! Will you quit SNIPING!?! http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-10 |
| Must Claw Out Eyes | [[Ian walks down the dorm hall in a daze, tired, as bubbles float above his head with popping noises]]
/ Label: 3:00 AM / [[A large, naked man dashes by Ian, flailing his arms in the air while running down the hall in the opposite direction]]
/ Naked Man: FOOTBALL!! WOooOoo... / [[Still walking, Ian... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-11 |
| What's Pol-Eh Tix? | [[Ian walks down the dorm hall in a sort of daze, tired, with bubbles above his head going "pop"]]
/ Label: 3:00 AM (election night) / [[John, one of the the dorm's inhabitants who's currently wearing a blue cap and white shirt with the American flag and Republican elephant inscribed on it, suddenly... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-12 |
| Dorm Hulk | [[Ian walks down the dorm hall in a sort of daze, possibly drunk, with bubbles above his head going "pop"]]
/ Label: 3:00 AM / [[Ian becomes incredibly startled by the sudden appearance of a Genestealer, a Tyranid beast from the tabletop game Warhammer 40,000, who points at Ian's pants]]
/ Ian: Oh Crap...
/ Genestealer:... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-13 |
| Frustrating Rival | {{"FRUSTRATING RIVAL"}}
/ [[Ian walking down dormatory hallway]] / Narrator: (still) 3 AM
/ [[Bubbles pop above Ian's head]]
/ Bubbles: *pop* *pop* /
/ offpanel: *CouGh*
/ Bubbles: *pop* *pop* /
/ [[monster resembling Nemisis enters frame]]
/ Ian: why do you keep fallowing me around ?
/ Monster:... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-14 |
| Too Much Capture the Flag | Announcer: And now, the Metal Guard Marching Band! /
/ Ian: Viva la Red Team! http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-15 |
| JM And His Mad Skillz | < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-16 |
| Enter the Miciah | [[With his arms folded, Ian stands behind Micah, who is playing a game on his computer]]
/ Ian: Hey, Miciah What's that?
/ Micah: Ever Quest
/ Ian: ...and why are you a Gnome? / [[The image changes to that of a bald, large-nosed gnome dressed in purple]]
/ Micah: Dude, I am more than a mere "Gnome."
/ Micah:... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-17 |
| It's Just a Comic, John | [[Ian stands in front of a large red curtain with his hands in his pockets, calmly speaking to an unseen audience, viewers of the comic]]
/ Ian: Recently I decided to only draw comics on weekdays and take Saturday and Sunday off.
/ Ian: Various people here in the hall have expressed their distaste for... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-20 |
| Hair Ball | [[Ian lays comfortably on a blue couch]]
/ Ian: Ahhhh... Thanksgiving break. No more classes, free food, sleepin in, free time, old friends, relaxation, and of course... / [[Ian becomes disrupted when a couple of constantly-meowing, hair-shedding cats jump in]] / [[Even more meowing cats appear, crowding... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-27 |
| Werble | Ian: Hey, Wazzup J.M.?
/ JM: Not much. Who's your friend here? / [[Strange alien enters from left. Ian is horrified as alien smiles]]
/ Ian: What fri- "eep"
/ [[Ian collapses]] / Alien: I think I broke him http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-28 |
| Well That Ain't Good | [[JM sits at his desk, typing on his laptop while Ian,with his hand up to his mouth, looks over JM's shoulder ]]
/ Ian: Dang-it. The water here is so hard it keeps causing me to break out with zits. / [[Ian lowers his arm as JM's eyes narrow]]
/ JM: Zits?!? / [[Ian becomes absolutely shocked when JM... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-29 |
| My apologies to Drew | [[English major, who resembles Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter, outside of Drew's dorm]]
/ English Major: Hey Mates! Today on Call of the Wild, we're tracking the rare and elusive comp sci major! We've been studying this one 'ere for a few months now, and we think we're getting a pretty good picture... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-12-04 |
| Screw Mario | [[Jon, Alan, and Ian are all sitting around with Nintendo 64 video game controllers in their hands, playing a game that makes various beeping noises]]
/ Ian: Nintendo multiplayer is so lame...
/ Ian: Tiny split-screen, Blurry resolution, Awful controls, Tiny level selection... / [[Ian stands up and points... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-12-05 |
| Tribute to Sam... But not really THAT funny | Console: _IAN_ put a bullet through Sage's Head.
/ Console: Sam has the red flag! / Console: Sam seems to be puking on the red flag.. eww
/ Ian: Uh, you drunk Sam? / Sam: I plAy bettaR whEn I'vfe hAD a few...*hic* http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-12-06 |
| I'll Take Geek To Block | Matt: Boy, when you see someone that dorky with a girl that nice, it kind of gives you hope, doesn't it?
/ Ian: Yeah... / Matt: Kind of makes you want to kick his ass too, though.
/ Ian: Yeah... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-12-12 |
| Lazier Then Thou | [[Micah types away at his computer while Ian stands behind him, point over his own shoulder with his thumb]]
/ Ian: Hey, I'm heading out for food, you want to come? / [[Ian puts both hands in his pockets as he awaits an answer from Micah, who is still focused on his computer]] / [[Ian impatiently looks... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-12-13 |
| Why I Failed English | [[the guys sit around the TV]]
/ Matt: My grades are dropping because I hate all my classes. Oh guys, my life sucks. / JM: What is the good life? Is it simply decent grades? No, just having friends. / Micah: Still, my work beckons me to complete it, but Everquest says "No." / Ian: Bored college students'... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-01-15 |
| Now Who Will I Play FF With? | [[Jon and Alan are seated with Nintendo 64 video game controllers in their hands while Ian stands, staring at them]]
/ Jon: Something Wrong, Ian? / [[Ian points at Jon]]
/ Ian: Jon, didn't you flunk out of college? What are you doing here? / [[Ian withdraws his index finger as Jon explains]]
/ Jon: Well,... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-01-17 |
| All the stupid people, where do they all come from? | J.M: Hey, it's Jason.
/ Ian: You know this guy? / J.M: Yeah. Jason, this is Ian. Ian, Jason.
/ Ian: You know, I've actually seen you before, walking around campus before with some really cute girl.
/ Jason: Helen? / [[Jason rubs head]]
/ Jason: Yeah, I just broke up with her, actually. I wanted to date... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-01-19 |
| Glorified Giga-Pet | [[Ian, in his usual outfit, and Matt, in his work clothes with his hands in his pockets, stand in what appears to be a storage room]]
/ Matt: So yeah, this is where I work at Integic. I test software and write documentation.
/ Ian: Gasp! / [[Ian points at a blue and silver Apple iMac computer sitting... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-01-25 |
| Not just style... But Function | Matt: No. I'm not going to let you steal the iMac
/ Ian: Why not? / Ian: You said yourself it was just collecting dust. We could put this to great use back at the hall. / Ian: This is good hardware just going to waste! In fact, it would be immoral for us not to take it. / Matt: You're just saying that... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-01-29 |
| I'm not humping the iMac... | Matt: Forget it. I'm not letting you walk off with company property
/ Ian: Hey, Matt... / Ian: How are the new games running on that 3-year-old system of yours? / Matt: Don't forget the Optical Mouse
/ Ian: That's my boy / Ian: ...but can you carry it? I'm running out of space here. http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-01-31 |
| Mac Hall :: La Four's Stupid Hat | Security Guard: Eh-hemmm... / Ian: AAAAUGH! Aah ha ha! / Ian: Um... this is all water weight, really. / < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-02-02 |
| More Than Trippy Shading... | Matt: I can't believe i didn't get fired!
/ Ian: I can't believe i didn't get arrested
/ TV: *%0&! / Ian: I never want to try something like that again!
/ Matt: Glad to hear it. I'm going to bed
/ TV: @#%! / Ian: What i want to try is sneaking in with custodial uniforms...
/ Matt: NO YOU DON'T http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-02-06 |
| Insert Comical Noise Here | [[In the darkened Integic storage room, Ian is faceplanted into the floor with his legs dangling above his head. He grips a rope that was fed down through an open space in the ceiling, where JM looks down at the amusing scene. Matt disappointedly stands next to Ian and the recently-removed ceiling... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-02-08 |
| Where the Hell is IAN? | [[In his dorm room, Micah is seated while using a mouse and keyboard on his lap. JM stands next to Micah while leaning on his chair]]
/ JM: Writing your research report for tomorrow?
/ Micah: Yeah. It's 15% of my grade.
/ JM: Good luck. I'm heading out.
/ Time Label: 9 AM / [[With the panel zoomed in... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-02-12 |