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| Animals Have Problems Too | AHPT PRESENTS:
/ HERBERT THE OVERSIZED DOG / "HERBERT SLEEPS WHERE HE WANTS." http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php |
| Animals Have Problems Too | SHARK WITH POOR BODY IMAGE / OH GOD!
/ I'M SO FAT! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=001 |
| This may or may not be autobiographical. | Narrator: SHARK WITH POOR BODY IMAGE
/ Shark: OH GOD! I'M SO FAT! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=1 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | A dog with I.B.S. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=002 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Snake with Dude Teeth / Snake: My life is pointless. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=003 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | A Spider Upset that I Drew Him While on the Toilet / Spider: Man, that is gross. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=004 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Goldfish that Doesn't Realize He's a Cracker / Goldfish: Where my dawgs at? http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=005 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Bulimic Fly / Fly: What? It's how I eat. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=006 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | A Dead Hamster / Hamster: I wish I wasn't dead. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=007 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Raccoon with OCD / Raccoon: Is the garbage knocked over? My hands are SO dirty! I should go check the garbage. My hands! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=008 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Fed Up Tube Worm / Worm: I am so sick of that Robert Ballard and his unmanned submersible! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=009 |
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| Animals Have Problems Too | Rabbit rescued from a cosmetics company by PETA / Rabbit: I don't feel pretty. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=010 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | BALD EAGLE TIRED OF JINGOISM
/ [[Head and shoulders of a bald eagle facing right, looking sad, with one tear running from its left eye.]] http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=011 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Emu with A.D.D. / Emu: I like watching commercials! And I like instant oatmeal! Have you ever played Tetris? Tetris is awesome! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=012 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Pretentious tit / Tit: I blather on about indie rock. (It's a problem.) http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=013 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Turtle overcompensating for deep-seated insecurities / Turtle: I've got a shell! Let's fight! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=014 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Ferret with a prevailing sense of general malaise / Ferret: It's a side effect of my inhaler. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=015 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Bee with allergies / Bee: Great. Irony. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=016 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Parrot with a (justified) persecution complex / Parrot: Squawk! I'm gonna kill that stupid bird! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=017 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Magnanimous frog that is stupid / Frog: Metal is attracted to me! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=018 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Kangaroo with an overprotective mother / Mother: My little Joey can't play with the other animals. He's delicate. / Kangaroo: Mom, I'm twenty-five. And I can hear you! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=019 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Mouse with separation anxiety / Mouse: Who moved my cheese? http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=020 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Penguin with a stain that won't come out / Penguin: I think it's ketchup. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=021 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Grizzly bear that can't find true love / Bear: I don't want to die alone! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=022 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Mosquito with hemophobia / Mosquito: That's not true! I am totally cool with gay people! It's blood I'm afraid of! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=023 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | MOSQUITO WITH HEMOPHOBIA / That's not true! I am totally cool with gay people! It's blood I'm afraid of! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=23 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Elephant with constipation / Elephant: I am in a great deal of pain. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=024 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Earthworm with delusions of grandeur / Earthworm: I'm king of this wet concrete driveway! And I'll NEVER get my comeuppance! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=025 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Clownfish no one takes seriously / Clownfish: It's because I'm a janitor. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=026 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Bigfoot questioning his existence / Bigfoot: Sometimes I don't feel real. http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=027 |
| Animals Have Problems Too | Piranha with Tourettes / Piranha: Most people with Tourettes Syndrome don't actually swear uncontrollably; that's a subset of the disease called Coprolalia. I do, but only to impress the ladies. Hell ass fart! http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=028 |