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| 2: GST THIS! | John Howard (to Duke): Hello, I'm John Howard. I'm responsible for the GST and the high fuel excise. I trust I can count on your vote at election time? / [[Nothing said in second frame]] / [[John Howard is hanging by his underwear and bleeding over a vat of acid, while Duke mans a stand nearby with... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=2 |
| 3: Jesusmaaaaaan, Jesusmaaaaaaaan | Saddam Hussein (on knees): PLEASE SPARE ME OH JESUSMAN!!!
/ Jesusman (looking severe): I'M not going to kill you, Saddam / Jesusman: Violent Bob is....with a wrench. Right after he's finished raping you
/ Violent Bob (holding a wrench next to a 50L drum of Vaseline): GONNA NEED SOME VASELINE...YOU GOT... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=3 |
| 4: Religious people beware | Jehovah's witness 1 (to Thanatos): Hello brother.
/ Jehovah's witness 2 (to Thanatos): We know you are currently a heathen, and will burn in hell forever. How would you like to join our religion?
/ Thanatos (reaching offscreen): Hold on / Duke (to Thanatos, who is standing smiling over the bloody dismembered... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=4 |
| 5: Australians will understand this | [[Thanatos is holding a remote with a red button]]
/ Duke: Is that Pauline Hanson over there? / [[Thanatos pushes the button on the "Death-O-Tron 5000"]]
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| 6: I've been to this store | [[Duke and some customer converse over a video game purchase]]
/ Customer: This game you sold me has no CD in the box at all!!! There was just this small bottle with "drink me" written on one side, and "DANGER: Sulpuric Acid" on the other
/ Duke: Did you?
/ Customer: NO!
/ Duke: Hmmmm..... / Come with me / [[A... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=6 |
| 7: Oh, the humanity | [[Duke is siiting down watching "WHEN EXECUTIONS GO WRONG" on the television. Smoke appears overhead]]
/ Duke: Not again / [[Duke meets up with Thanatos. Thanatos is carrying a gas can]]
/ Duke: What did I tell you about burning effigies in this house?
/ Thanatos: It's okay! This time I'm burning the actual... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=7 |
| 8: The wrath of Bob | Duke: Aren't you the guy who keeps pissing on toilet seats?
/ Pee Boy: Yep
/ Duke: Thought so / Duke: Violent Bob, that's the one. By the way, nice corkscrew
/ Violent Bob: Thanks Duke, Hey PEE BOY!!! My ass is wet and YOU'RE gonna pay!!!!!! / Pee Boy: I COULDN'T BE IN MORE PAIN!!!!
/ Thanatos: Bob sure... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=8 |
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| 26: Own a pet rock today! | Thanatos (pushing a large rock on a dolly): RRRGGHH!!!
/ Duke (looking angry): Why the hell are you bringing a rock into my living room? / Thanatos (gleefully): It's not JUST a rock! It's the new non-human character for the strip! He'll be like Dogbert (trademark) from Dilbert (trademark), or Garfield... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=26 |
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| 28: 1: Assassinate terrorist, 2: Buy milk | Duke (off panel): Yo! I'm back..... Anyone here? What the... / [[Duke sees a letter on counter]] / Duke (Reading letter): Duke, Gone to assassinate Osama Bin Laden. I've brought Wang with me. This should only take a few weeks. Thanatos. PS: We're out of milk. Remember to buy some by the time I get... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=28 |
| 29: Smack to the future | Man: What are you crazy? Time travel isn't possible!!
/ Duke: Shut the hell up! I'm going to travel back in time to this exact moment and kick your ass! / Man: Oh yeah?!? I'd like to see you< http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=29 |
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