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|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison||[[The Boy and Elodie have left their car to check out the situation]] / The Boy: Shouldn't we be driving away from the crime scene? / Elodie: But then how would we look at it? / [[The Boy and Elodie peer from behind a tree and police vehicle to spy upon two men in yellow hazmat suits and cow hooves pointing...|
|Scary Go Round 20080403||The Boy: Shouldn't we be driving away from the crime scene? / Elodie: But then how would we look at it? / [[From behind a tree, they peer at people in hazmat suits.]] / Elodie: Look at all the pieces missing from those cows! / The Boy: That's disgusting. / Elodie: It is the classic, Useless! Le UFO! / [[She...|
|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison||the boy: magnets and cooking oil? perpetual motion is that easy? / elodie: hey useless! i am talking to you! / the boy: why didn't i see it before? / [[in the boy's bedroom: the boy in bed, elodie sitting in a chair next to the bed reading a newspaper]] / the boy: guh / elodie: wake up! look at this! the...|
|Scary Go Round 20080404||[[The Boy is working in a lab, focused on a large contraption. Elodie is behind him, also in a lab coat.]] / The Boy: Magnets and cooking oil? Perpetual motion is that easy? Why didn't I see it before? / Elodie: Hey Useless! I am talking to you! / [[The Boy wakes up. Elodie is sitting beside his bed with...|
|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison||THE BOY/ELODIE: (singing) Go back to those gold soundz/ La-la-la la la da-da-da/ And something something, and something... / THE BOY: (singing) And a something and the chorus now... / ELODIE: All right. We are here. Ze British need you, Useless. Roast beef, cabbage dinner... surely you have not forgotten...|
|Scary Go Round 20080407||[[Elodie and The Boy sing in unison in the car.]] / Both: Go back to those gold soundz / Both: La-la-la la la da-da-da / Both: And something something, and something- / The Boy: And a something and the chorus now / Elodie: All right, we are here. Ze British need you, Useless. Roast beef, cabbage dinner......|
|Scary Go Round 20080408||The Boy: There was a moment in the car. / Milford: A moment? / The Boy: Elodie's funny looking, but she's got something. / Milford: Steady! What about Dark Esther? You belong to the night. Never forget that! / Milford: What do girls see in you, with your twiglet eyes and mad hair? / The Boy: Oh, nice. / Milford:...|
|Scary Go Round 20080409||The Boy: I... you know, really like Esther. But I can't stop thinking about... / Milford: France. / [[Milford winks.]] / Milford: Thinking about things isn't the same as doing things. Otherwise everybody would be in jail. / The Boy: She and I are from different countries. There's a strong biological...|
|Scary Go Round 20080410||[[Elodie overhears two shopgirls.]] / Shopgirl: Well, I heard that it was not UFOs that killed the cows. They say the Bell has gone crazy. / Elodie: Unbelieveable. / Elodie: It would not be the Bell. He is a hero of France! / Shopgirl: It is on the news! See for yourself. / TV: What was first thought...|
|Scary Go Round 20080411||[[A ball bounces off The Boy's back as he and Milford converse.]] / Milford: There's a song called "Love the One You're With." It lays down the ground rules for this sort of thing. / The Boy: Oh right. Who's it by? / Milford: I think it's the Swedish National Anthem. / The Boy: No, I have to do what's...|
|Scary Go Round 20080414||[[Sarkozy speaking to the nation.]] / Sarkozy: People of France, I must pass on a grave message to you. As you may be aware, our beloved Easter Bell has been implicated in multiple counts of arable terrorism. / [[Bell being corralled in the air by two planes.]] / Sarkozy (voiceover): Earlier today he...|
|Scary Go Round 20080415||[[Exterior shot of a Canadian government building, with a flag and yak (??) in the foreground.]] / Stephen Harper: Sarko! How's the bunny shaping up! Isn't he great? And the way he talks in rhyme? I know. Amazing. / [[Carla Bruni is sitting on Sarkozy's desk as he makes the call.]] / Bruni: Ask him! / Sarkozy:...|
|Scary Go Round 20080416||[[Elodie and The Boy are looking at a map.]] / Elodie: So you see, there is a pattern of animals, a few killed in each area. It will strike again! / The Boy: The Bell will strike again? / [[She pokes him in the back.]] / Elodie: No! In 200 years the Bell is never accused of a crime. / Elodie: People look...|
|Scary Go Round 20080417||[[The Easter Bunny speaks to two policeman (?) in a bus.]] / EB: Gentlemen, it is time for my evening stroll. I'll return forthwith when the moon is whole. / Jean-Pierre: Marcel, we sit by and do nothing. It sickens me. / Marcel: Jean-Pierre, it is because we wish to live to see another Easter! Only...|
|Scary Go Round 20080418||[[The Boy and Elodie sit in the parked car.]] / The Boy: Can we have the radio on then? / Elodie: No Useless, we cannot have the radio, nor run the engine for the heater, nor anything else! We need silence to hear the cow's cry in the valley! / The Boy: Everyone else is at a party, Elodie. A heaving mass...|
|Scary Go Round 20080421||[[Within a truck going down the highway.]] / Executioner: Shame on you, Bell, shame on you. Traveling through the night like a coward with your flick-knife and net. Vanishing people and chopping up cows. / [[The Bell struggles against his magnets.]] / Bell: grrrr / Executioner: Do not struggle, you brigand!...|
|Scary Go Round 20080422||[[Barn. Two French calves and a cow.]] / Calf: Mummy, what is the Wendigo? / Cow: Where did you hear that name? That's just a silly old legend! / Cow: The Wendigo were creatures from the far-off land of Canada. They'd steal cows from our kind human masters. / Cow: Wendigos would eat cows! They were known...|
|Scary Go Round 20080423||Cow: The farmers couldn't protect us, so we sought help from the "King of Cows". / Both calves: THE YAK! / Cow: So began the YAK-WENDIGO WAR! / Cow: The Wendigo were no match for the massed yak, who thrashed the beasts without mercy. / Cow: They were driven from their home in Quebec to the Arctic tundra......|
|Scary Go Round 20080424||[[The Boy dashes from the car.]] / The Boy: Stay good stay good stay good - Let's investigate! / Elodie: Useless, that sound is too frightening to investigate! / The Boy: This could be the scientific discovery of the century! Proof positive of the paranormal! / Elodie: Yes yes English words said very fast,...|
|Scary Go Round 20080425||Wendigo: Do not quiver, little ones / There is no call for shooting guns / [[Framed by the Canadian flag. Note: It is speaking English.]] / Wendigo: My teeth say chewing is your fate... but do not fear, for I just ate! / Wendigo: Now let's rehearse, no ifs and buts / Lest I be forced to gnaw your guts / [[Wendigo...|
|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison||Eustace: Oh Elodie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should have stayed in the car.
/ Elodie: BLAH HAR HARRR / Elodie: Maybe you can make it up to me? <
|Scary Go Round 20080428||[[The Boy and Elodie embrace in fright and tears.]]
/ The Boy: Oh Elodie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should have stayed in the car.]]
/ Elodie: Blah har harrr / Elodie: Maybe you can make it up to me?
|Scary Go Round 20080429||Bell: For you the bell tolls, enemy of France!
|Scary Go Round 20080430||[[The Bell lies defeated at the Wendigo's feet.]]
|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison||??:
|Scary Go Round 20080501||[[The executioner, a policeman, and three men with huge magnets come up to the Bell, by whom The Boy and Elodie are sitting.]] / Policeman: No sudden moves, Bell. You cannot keep running, eventually you are going to be melted into slag. / Elodie: Leave the bell alone! He saved us from a terrible creature! / The...|
|Scary Go Round 20080502||TV: ...the Bell was proved innocent on all counts. / Elodie: See, Mimi! What have you learned today? / Mimi: Well... / Mimi: ...what we have learned is that France is the best country... and that Canada's angriest beast... / Mimi: Is no match for a smelly old bell who lost his job to a bunny. / Elodie...|
|Scary Go Round 20080505||[[The Boy packs glumly.]] / Mimi: Elodie! Papa says it's time for you to take Useless to the coach! / Mimi: It will be good to be rid of him. He fills the house with boy smells and his French is terrible. / [[Elodie is slumped over her desk.]] / Elodie: I will be down in a moment. / Mimi: Sister, are...|
|Scary Go Round 20080506||[[At the bus.]] / Elodie: There is something I wish to say to you, and this is my last chance. / The Boy: Elodie... / Elodie: I know you have someone else, Useless. But what I feel is real and I know you are feeling it too. / [[She embraces him. He stands stiffly.]] / Elodie: Every minute together is...|
|Scary Go Round 20080508||[[Esther greets The Boy. She is wearing a baseball cap with a skull.]]
/ Esther: I missed you so much! / [[They hug.]]
/ Esther: It's been so crap here without you.
/ The Boy: I missed you too, Esther.
|Scary Go Round 20080509||Esther: The Boy? / The Boy: It's useless! / [[He slams his fist on the desk.]] / Esther: What? / The Boy: The Cryptic Crossword. I can't even get one answer. I don't believe these are even clues. / Esther: Your mum wants to know what kind of Fray Bentos you want. / The Boy: Um, well... / [[Esther comes...|
|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison :: Comic of May 9th, 2008||[[Esther talks to The Boy while he is at a desk with a pen and newspaper.]]
/ Esther: The Boy?
|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison||[[A map showing Christmas Island]] / Narration: Wastin' away again in Margaritaville / Lookin' for myyy lost shaker of salt / Map text: Christmas Island (Kiritimati) / Map text: The South Pacific / Shelley: Shelby, do you think we're wasting our lives here? / Shelby: Are you crazy? This is vital down time....|
|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison||[[Music playing]] MusicWastin' away in Margaritaville ... / Lookin' for myyy lost shaker of salt / Shelly: "Shelby, do you think we're wasting our lives here?" / Shelby: "Are you crazy? This is vital down time. Six months of vital down time." / Shelly: "I need purpose in my life." / Shelby: "What about...|
|Scary Go Round 20080513||Des: ...I'm heading home to open a greengrocer's of my own! What about you? / Shelley: I was just going to go home and beg for my old job back. / Shelby: Well, Shelley, you can redefine humiliation for a generation if you want... / Shelley: Yes, that was my plan! / [[Des's T-shirt: "FRUIT MAN"]] / Shelby:...|
|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison||Des: ...I'm heading home to open a greengrocer's of my own! What about you? / Shelley: I was just going to go home and beg for my old job back. / Shelby: Well, Shelley, you can redefine humiliation for a generation if you want... / Shelley: Yes, that was my plan! / Shelby: ...Or you can come back to...|
|Scary Go Round 20080514||[[Amy and Ryan waiting at the airport. Ryan's shirt: "Jam Wars." Amy now has green where purple once was. In the background, someone is holding up a sign saying "Kessler".]] / Amy: There he is! / Ryan: Does he look rested? He sort of looks rested. His unorthodox facial features make it hard to tell...|
|Scary Go Round 20080515||[[Shelley and Shelby are at US immigration. The different booths are labeled "Freedom Lovers - US Passport" or "Axis of Problems - Non-US Passport Holders".]] / Shelley: See you on the other side! / Shelby: Ha ha yeah maybe! / [[Shelby flashes her passport at a kindly-looking old lady knitting. In the...|
|Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison||[[Entering immigration at an airport. Shelly is nervous.]] / SIGN: FREEDOM LOVERS - US PASSPORT / SIGN: AXIS OF PROBLEMS - NON-US PASSPORT HOLDERS / SHELLY: SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE! / REDHEAD: HA HA YEAH MAYBE! / [[Redhead is holding out passport to a knitting old woman]] / LADY: WELCOME BACK TO OUR UNITED...|
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