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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[The Boy and Elodie have left their car to check out the situation]]
/ The Boy: Shouldn't we be driving away from the crime scene?
/ Elodie: But then how would we look at it? / [[The Boy and Elodie peer from behind a tree and police vehicle to spy upon two men in yellow hazmat suits and cow hooves pointing... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080403 |
| Scary Go Round 20080403 | The Boy: Shouldn't we be driving away from the crime scene?
/ Elodie: But then how would we look at it? / [[From behind a tree, they peer at people in hazmat suits.]]
/ Elodie: Look at all the pieces missing from those cows!
/ The Boy: That's disgusting. / Elodie: It is the classic, Useless! Le UFO! / [[She... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080403 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | the boy: magnets and cooking oil? perpetual motion is that easy?
/ elodie: hey useless! i am talking to you!
/ the boy: why didn't i see it before? / [[in the boy's bedroom: the boy in bed, elodie sitting in a chair next to the bed reading a newspaper]]
/ the boy: guh
/ elodie: wake up! look at this! the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080404 |
| Scary Go Round 20080404 | [[The Boy is working in a lab, focused on a large contraption. Elodie is behind him, also in a lab coat.]]
/ The Boy: Magnets and cooking oil? Perpetual motion is that easy? Why didn't I see it before?
/ Elodie: Hey Useless! I am talking to you! / [[The Boy wakes up. Elodie is sitting beside his bed with... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080404 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | THE BOY/ELODIE: (singing) Go back to those gold soundz/ La-la-la la la da-da-da/ And something something, and something... / THE BOY: (singing) And a something and the chorus now...
/ ELODIE: All right. We are here. Ze British need you, Useless. Roast beef, cabbage dinner... surely you have not forgotten... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080407 |
| Scary Go Round 20080407 | [[Elodie and The Boy sing in unison in the car.]]
/ Both: Go back to those gold soundz
/ Both: La-la-la la la da-da-da
/ Both: And something something, and something- / The Boy: And a something and the chorus now
/ Elodie: All right, we are here. Ze British need you, Useless. Roast beef, cabbage dinner...... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080407 |
| Scary Go Round 20080408 | The Boy: There was a moment in the car.
/ Milford: A moment?
/ The Boy: Elodie's funny looking, but she's got something. / Milford: Steady! What about Dark Esther? You belong to the night. Never forget that! / Milford: What do girls see in you, with your twiglet eyes and mad hair?
/ The Boy: Oh, nice. / Milford:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080408 |
| Scary Go Round 20080409 | The Boy: I... you know, really like Esther. But I can't stop thinking about...
/ Milford: France. / [[Milford winks.]]
/ Milford: Thinking about things isn't the same as doing things. Otherwise everybody would be in jail. / The Boy: She and I are from different countries. There's a strong biological... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080409 |
| Scary Go Round 20080410 | [[Elodie overhears two shopgirls.]]
/ Shopgirl: Well, I heard that it was not UFOs that killed the cows. They say the Bell has gone crazy.
/ Elodie: Unbelieveable. / Elodie: It would not be the Bell. He is a hero of France!
/ Shopgirl: It is on the news! See for yourself. / TV: What was first thought... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080410 |
| Scary Go Round 20080411 | [[A ball bounces off The Boy's back as he and Milford converse.]]
/ Milford: There's a song called "Love the One You're With." It lays down the ground rules for this sort of thing.
/ The Boy: Oh right. Who's it by? / Milford: I think it's the Swedish National Anthem.
/ The Boy: No, I have to do what's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080411 |
| Scary Go Round 20080414 | [[Sarkozy speaking to the nation.]]
/ Sarkozy: People of France, I must pass on a grave message to you. As you may be aware, our beloved Easter Bell has been implicated in multiple counts of arable terrorism. / [[Bell being corralled in the air by two planes.]]
/ Sarkozy (voiceover): Earlier today he... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080414 |
| Scary Go Round 20080415 | [[Exterior shot of a Canadian government building, with a flag and yak (??) in the foreground.]]
/ Stephen Harper: Sarko! How's the bunny shaping up! Isn't he great? And the way he talks in rhyme? I know. Amazing. / [[Carla Bruni is sitting on Sarkozy's desk as he makes the call.]]
/ Bruni: Ask him!
/ Sarkozy:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080415 |
| Scary Go Round 20080416 | [[Elodie and The Boy are looking at a map.]]
/ Elodie: So you see, there is a pattern of animals, a few killed in each area. It will strike again! / The Boy: The Bell will strike again?
/ [[She pokes him in the back.]]
/ Elodie: No! In 200 years the Bell is never accused of a crime. / Elodie: People look... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080416 |
| Scary Go Round 20080417 | [[The Easter Bunny speaks to two policeman (?) in a bus.]]
/ EB: Gentlemen, it is time for my evening stroll. I'll return forthwith when the moon is whole. / Jean-Pierre: Marcel, we sit by and do nothing. It sickens me. / Marcel: Jean-Pierre, it is because we wish to live to see another Easter! Only... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080417 |
| Scary Go Round 20080418 | [[The Boy and Elodie sit in the parked car.]]
/ The Boy: Can we have the radio on then?
/ Elodie: No Useless, we cannot have the radio, nor run the engine for the heater, nor anything else! We need silence to hear the cow's cry in the valley! / The Boy: Everyone else is at a party, Elodie. A heaving mass... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080418 |
| Scary Go Round 20080421 | [[Within a truck going down the highway.]]
/ Executioner: Shame on you, Bell, shame on you. Traveling through the night like a coward with your flick-knife and net. Vanishing people and chopping up cows. / [[The Bell struggles against his magnets.]]
/ Bell: grrrr
/ Executioner: Do not struggle, you brigand!... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080421 |
| Scary Go Round 20080422 | [[Barn. Two French calves and a cow.]]
/ Calf: Mummy, what is the Wendigo?
/ Cow: Where did you hear that name? That's just a silly old legend! / Cow: The Wendigo were creatures from the far-off land of Canada. They'd steal cows from our kind human masters. / Cow: Wendigos would eat cows! They were known... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080422 |
| Scary Go Round 20080423 | Cow: The farmers couldn't protect us, so we sought help from the "King of Cows".
/ Both calves: THE YAK! / Cow: So began the YAK-WENDIGO WAR!
/ Cow: The Wendigo were no match for the massed yak, who thrashed the beasts without mercy. / Cow: They were driven from their home in Quebec to the Arctic tundra...... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080423 |
| Scary Go Round 20080424 | [[The Boy dashes from the car.]]
/ The Boy: Stay good stay good stay good - Let's investigate!
/ Elodie: Useless, that sound is too frightening to investigate! / The Boy: This could be the scientific discovery of the century! Proof positive of the paranormal!
/ Elodie: Yes yes English words said very fast,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080424 |
| Scary Go Round 20080425 | Wendigo: Do not quiver, little ones / There is no call for shooting guns / [[Framed by the Canadian flag. Note: It is speaking English.]]
/ Wendigo: My teeth say chewing is your fate... but do not fear, for I just ate! / Wendigo: Now let's rehearse, no ifs and buts / Lest I be forced to gnaw your guts / [[Wendigo... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080425 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Eustace: Oh Elodie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should have stayed in the car.
/ Elodie: BLAH HAR HARRR / Elodie: Maybe you can make it up to me? < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080428 |
| Scary Go Round 20080428 | [[The Boy and Elodie embrace in fright and tears.]]
/ The Boy: Oh Elodie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should have stayed in the car.]]
/ Elodie: Blah har harrr / Elodie: Maybe you can make it up to me?
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| Scary Go Round 20080429 | Bell: For you the bell tolls, enemy of France!
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| Scary Go Round 20080430 | [[The Bell lies defeated at the Wendigo's feet.]]
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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | ??: http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080501 |
| Scary Go Round 20080501 | [[The executioner, a policeman, and three men with huge magnets come up to the Bell, by whom The Boy and Elodie are sitting.]] / Policeman: No sudden moves, Bell. You cannot keep running, eventually you are going to be melted into slag. / Elodie: Leave the bell alone! He saved us from a terrible creature! / The... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080501 |
| Scary Go Round 20080502 | TV: ...the Bell was proved innocent on all counts.
/ Elodie: See, Mimi! What have you learned today?
/ Mimi: Well... / Mimi: ...what we have learned is that France is the best country... and that Canada's angriest beast... / Mimi: Is no match for a smelly old bell who lost his job to a bunny. / Elodie... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080502 |
| Scary Go Round 20080505 | [[The Boy packs glumly.]] / Mimi: Elodie! Papa says it's time for you to take Useless to the coach! / Mimi: It will be good to be rid of him. He fills the house with boy smells and his French is terrible. / [[Elodie is slumped over her desk.]]
/ Elodie: I will be down in a moment.
/ Mimi: Sister, are... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080505 |
| Scary Go Round 20080506 | [[At the bus.]]
/ Elodie: There is something I wish to say to you, and this is my last chance.
/ The Boy: Elodie... / Elodie: I know you have someone else, Useless. But what I feel is real and I know you are feeling it too. / [[She embraces him. He stands stiffly.]]
/ Elodie: Every minute together is... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080506 |
| Scary Go Round 20080508 | [[Esther greets The Boy. She is wearing a baseball cap with a skull.]]
/ Esther: I missed you so much! / [[They hug.]]
/ Esther: It's been so crap here without you.
/ The Boy: I missed you too, Esther.
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080508 |
| Scary Go Round 20080509 | Esther: The Boy?
/ The Boy: It's useless!
/ [[He slams his fist on the desk.]] / Esther: What?
/ The Boy: The Cryptic Crossword. I can't even get one answer. I don't believe these are even clues. / Esther: Your mum wants to know what kind of Fray Bentos you want.
/ The Boy: Um, well... / [[Esther comes... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080509 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison :: Comic of May 9th, 2008 | [[Esther talks to The Boy while he is at a desk with a pen and newspaper.]]
/ Esther: The Boy?
/ http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080509 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[A map showing Christmas Island]]
/ Narration: Wastin' away again in Margaritaville / Lookin' for myyy lost shaker of salt
/ Map text: Christmas Island (Kiritimati)
/ Map text: The South Pacific / Shelley: Shelby, do you think we're wasting our lives here?
/ Shelby: Are you crazy? This is vital down time.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080512 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Music playing]] MusicWastin' away in Margaritaville ...
/ Lookin' for myyy lost shaker of salt / Shelly: "Shelby, do you think we're wasting our lives here?"
/ Shelby: "Are you crazy? This is vital down time. Six months of vital down time." / Shelly: "I need purpose in my life."
/ Shelby: "What about... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080512 |
| Scary Go Round 20080513 | Des: ...I'm heading home to open a greengrocer's of my own! What about you?
/ Shelley: I was just going to go home and beg for my old job back. / Shelby: Well, Shelley, you can redefine humiliation for a generation if you want... / Shelley: Yes, that was my plan!
/ [[Des's T-shirt: "FRUIT MAN"]] / Shelby:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080513 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Des: ...I'm heading home to open a greengrocer's of my own! What about you?
/ Shelley: I was just going to go home and beg for my old job back. / Shelby: Well, Shelley, you can redefine humiliation for a generation if you want... / Shelley: Yes, that was my plan! / Shelby: ...Or you can come back to... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080513 |
| Scary Go Round 20080514 | [[Amy and Ryan waiting at the airport. Ryan's shirt: "Jam Wars." Amy now has green where purple once was. In the background, someone is holding up a sign saying "Kessler".]]
/ Amy: There he is!
/ Ryan: Does he look rested? He sort of looks rested. His unorthodox facial features make it hard to tell... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080514 |
| Scary Go Round 20080515 | [[Shelley and Shelby are at US immigration. The different booths are labeled "Freedom Lovers - US Passport" or "Axis of Problems - Non-US Passport Holders".]]
/ Shelley: See you on the other side!
/ Shelby: Ha ha yeah maybe! / [[Shelby flashes her passport at a kindly-looking old lady knitting. In the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080515 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Entering immigration at an airport. Shelly is nervous.]]
/ SIGN: FREEDOM LOVERS - US PASSPORT
/ SIGN: AXIS OF PROBLEMS - NON-US PASSPORT HOLDERS
/ SHELLY: SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!
/ REDHEAD: HA HA YEAH MAYBE! / [[Redhead is holding out passport to a knitting old woman]]
/ LADY: WELCOME BACK TO OUR UNITED... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080515 |
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