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| Scary Go Round 20080221 | Auctioneer (off panel): Lot 27, a Bunnikins breakfast set.
/ Lovelace: What do you think?
/ Amy: It seems real! / Lovelace: All right now, take it easy. Subtle. There's an art to this. Keep the auctioneer on side. / Auctioneer: Do I hear E10?
/ [[Amy winks and points to her eye.]]
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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Auctioneer: Lot 27. A Bunnikins breakfast set.
/ Lovelace: What do you think?
/ Amy: It seems real! / Lovelace: All right now, take it easy. Subtle. There's an art to this. Keep the auctioneer on side. / Auctioneer: Do I hear E10?
/ [[Amy winks]] / Auctioneer: E35?
/ [[Amy tugs her ear]] / Auctioneer:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080221 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Melanie: This is the second day in a row that it's been dead like this. / Chloron: Rotate Captain Picard a bit, maybe we'll get some passing trade from a different direction. / [[Melanie holds a model car]]
/ Melanie: Hey Wilf, we just got an airfix model of a frog eyed sprite in. Some assembly required! / [[Wilf's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080222 |
| Scary Go Round 20080222 | Melanie: This is the second day in a row that it's been dead like this. / Chloron: Rotate Captain Picard a bit, maybe we'll get some passing trade from a different direction. / [[Melanie, outside the shop, holds a model box at a passing man with his wife. He is mortified; the wife is enraged.]]
/ Melanie:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080222 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy hands Melanie an antique set of dishes]]
/ Amy: They're worth a packet, Melanie, stick 'em in the safe.
/ Melanie: Yes sir ma'am sir three bags full! / [[Melanie pokes a drawing of a keypad and safe hung on a cabinet]]
/ Melanie: Doot doot doot. Chonk.
/ Lovelace: You really don't care about antiques... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080225 |
| Scary Go Round 20080225 | [[Amy hands the Bunnikins breakfast set to Melanie.]]
/ Amy: They're worth a packet, Melanie, stick 'em in the safe.
/ Melanie: Yes sir ma'am sir three bags full! / [[Intently, Melanie presses buttons on a drawing of a safe taped to a cabinet.]]
/ Melanie: Doot doot doot. Chonk.
/ Lovelace: You really don't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080225 |
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| Scary Go Round 20080228 | Ryan: This shop ain't a whorehouse! Come on, be reasonable! / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080228 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: The shop's on fire? Are you sure?
/ Ryan: Well, it could be the delicate flappin' of orange crepe paper. But that's unlikely. / Amy: Melanie was in there, Lovelace!
/ Lovelace: I'll go in! / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080229 |
| Scary Go Round 20080303 | Shelley: Ryan, Lovelace has been in there too long, go in after him!
/ Ryan: Is this some sort of plan to incinerate everyone you know and start fresh? / Ryan: It ain't the case that the more people are in there, the less room there is for fire.
/ Shelley: Please Ryan! / Shelley: He's papery and dry,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080303 |
| Scary Go Round 20080304 | [[Ryan enters the inferno, holding his wheeled shopping cart up for protection.]]
/ Ryan: HEY! LOVEJOY! MELANIE! CAN YOU HEAR ME? / [[A torrent of water.]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080304 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: well this is sort of peculiar. lovejoy videos, lovejoy books...
/ Ryan: now i think about it, lovejoy wasn't a local warlock. he was an antiques dealer on tv. / Ryan: your lovejoy probably modelled his whole life on a sunday entertainer. seein' out his sunset days pretendin' to know antiques. / Amy:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080305 |
| Scary Go Round 20080306 | [[Amy determinedly enters Help the Wretched.]]
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| Scary Go Round 20080307 | [[Ryan, in a suit, is showing a black-and-white film. "'AMY' - A Short Film - by Ryan Beckwith]] / [[Amy, dirty and ragged, sitting at a table.]]
/ Amy: Well life's difficult right now. Since my shop burned down I've been licking the grease off chip shop vents for sustenance. / [[Amy looking through... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080307 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan is showing his short film to the Help the Wretched panel]]
/ Title card: "Amy" A short flim by Ryan Beckwith / Amy: Well life's difficult right now. Since my shop burned down I've been licking the grease off chip shop air vents for sustenance. / Amy: You can make some pretty good underpants out... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080307 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Lovelace kicks through the door surrounded by fire and smoke]] / [[Lovelace appears around a wall, eyes streaming and stifling a cough to see Shelly collapsed on a table, eyes closed, holding a pink hanky to her mouth. More fire and smoke and a fire extinguisher in foreground]]
/ Shelly: KOFF KOFF / [[Lovelace... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080310 |
| Scary Go Round 20080310 | [[Lovelace kicks through the door surrounded by fire and smoke]] / [[Lovelace appears around a wall, eyes streaming and stifling a cough to see Melanie collapsed on a table, eyes closed, holding a pink hanky to her mouth. More fire and smoke and a fire extinguisher in foreground]]
/ Melanie: Koff koff / [[Lovelace... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080310 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | President Sarkozy: Ah, perfect unspoiled Bunnikins. You shall receive your 'andsome fee.
/ Lovelace: They're spectacular, M. Sarkozy. And I know you have certain... tastes. / President Sarkozy: Yes, it is true. I love rabbits. Zey lift ze presidential 'eart with zere ears and charming antics. / President... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080311 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | N. Sarkozy: Ah, perfect unspoiled bunnikins. You shall receive your 'andsome fee.
/ Lovelace: They're spectacular, M. Sarkozy, and I know you have certain TASTES. / Sarkozy: Yes, it is true. I love rabbits. Zey lift ze presidential 'eart with zere ears and charming antics. / Sarkozy: Monsieur Lovelace,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080311 |
| Scary Go Round: March 12, 2008 | [[Milford and the Boy sit at a table, assembling the contents of a box labeled "Frog-eyed Sprite."]]
/ Milford: So are you looking forward to the French exchange? How many flick-knives are you going to buy?
/ The Boy: Oh I don't know. One for each day of the week I suppose. / The Boy: I'm not really... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080312 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | The Father: Are you two talking about Elodie and the pie? A dark day under this roof. / The Father: Paul, I have eaten a Fray Bentos pie every Friday since the first week I pushed aside my mother's breast.
/ The Boy: Jesus Christ. / The Father: I may not have had a huge list of good things to say about... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080313 |
| Scary Go Round: March 14, 2008 | [[In France, President Sarkozy is holding a press conference on television.]]
/ Sarkozy: |
| Scary Go Round 20080317 | [[Coach going to Calais]]
/ Milford: The coach is a traveling island of disorder where the normal rules of society do not apply.
/ The Boy: Right. / Milford: National Rail won't tolerate rock 'n roll antics on a train, but the coach driver can't stop. He's on a highway to hell and the British Transport... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080317 |
| Scary Go Round 20080318 | Milford: Don't look so nervous, The Boy. Elodie's probably a right looker now. It's been five years. / Voice: Le Garçon! Le Garçon!
/ Milford: Woooah. I'll leave you to it. / [[An apparent Elodie, looking the same and now dwarfed by The Boy, who pastes a grin on.]]
/ Mimi: Le garçon, bonjour! Quoi de... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080318 |
| Scary Go Round 20080318 | Milford: Don't look so nervous, The Boy. Elodie's probably a right looker now. It's been five years. / Mimi: Le garçon! Le garçon!
/ Milford: Woooah. I'll leave you to it. / [[They shake hands. "Elodie" is as before.]]
/ Mimi: Le garçon, bonjour! Quoi de neuf?
/ The Boy: ...Bonjour, Elodie. / Mimi (in... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080318 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Elodie: So, we are here, le garçon! / The Boy: You don't have to call me that.
/ After you called em that, ever since, everyone has called me "The Boy". / Elodie: It was, 'ow do you say, a shock!
/ I did not expect a boy as my exchange partner.
/ And you were always disappearing!
/ Young Elodie: Le garçon,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080319 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Elodie: It is a disgrace, Useless, a disgrace.
/ The Boy: Yes, and good morning to you, Elodie!
/ Elodie: All France is proud of the flying bell. So it is not a good morning, it is a very terrible morning.
/ During World War 2 'e was locked in a chateau by 'itler following many daring raids for the resistance.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080320 |
| Scary Go Round: March 21, 2008 | [[Shelley, wearing thick-rimmed glasses, is sitting at a table, drawing a comic strip on a piece of paper. Amy leans over her, looking annoyed.]]
/ Amy: If you're going to draw a comic about our lives, it has to be FACTUAL!
/ Shelley: Heh heh heh / [[This panel depicts a panel from Shelley's poorly drawn... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080321 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: If you're going to draw a comic about our lives, it has to be factual!
/ Shelley: Heh heh heh / [[Shelley's comic shows her drawing, and Amy wearing a skimpy dress and garters]]
/ Shelley: Yes yes the noble arts
/ Amy: Where are the men / Mr John Allison on behalf of the Scary Go Round Organisation... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080321 |
| Scary Go Round 20080324 | [[Shelley and a giraffe at night.]]
/ Shelley: Shh! Don't wake everybody!
/ SECRETS! / [[Ryan and a mustachioed giraffe.]]
/ Ryan: I don't care what you say, man. Denyin' the Holocaust is wrong.
/ CONTROVERSY! / Visit Scarygoround.com, Mon-Fri
/ [[Shelley and a giraffe in a living room.]]
/ Shelley: You've... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080324 |
| Scary Go Round 20080324 | [[Shelley and a giraffe outside at night.]]
/ Shelley: Ssh! Don't wake everybody!
/ SECRETS! / [[Ryan and a mustachioed giraffe.]]
/ Ryan: I don't care what you say, man. Denyin' the Holocaust is wrong.
/ CONTROVERSY! / Visit Scarygoround.com, Mon-Fri
/ [[Shelley, agitated, sits on a couch with a giraffe... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080324 |
| Scary Go Round 20080325 | Elodie: You 'ave not 'eard of the Easter Bell of France, Useless? The Bell flies to Rome every year to talk the Pope out of canceling Easter. / [[The mustachioed Bell arriving dramatically and determinedly in Pope Benedict's window, as the Pope gazes sadly at a cross.]]
/ Elodie (voiceover): It is an... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080325 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[To Eustace {{The Boy}}, sitting in Elodie's kitchen]]
/ Elodie: YOU 'AVE NOT 'EARD OF THE EASTER BELL OF FRANCE, USELESS?
/ Elodie: THE BELL FLIES TO ROME EVERY YEAR TO TALK THE POPE OUT OF CANCELLING EASTER. / [[A bell with wings and moustache is flying outside the window of the office where the Pope... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080325 |
| Scary Go Round 20080326 | {{This strip's entire dialog is in angle brackets, indicating it is actually in French.}}
/ [[Elodie gets down on the floor beside her sister Mimi, who is drawing France's new Easter Bunny.]]
/ Elodie: Mimi, what are you smiling about? Do you not know the world is a terrible place?
/ Mimi: I am excited... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080326 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the living room, Mimi {{Elodie's little sister}} is drawing a picture of the Easter bunny]]
/ {{Triangular brackets indicate everything is spoken in French}}
/ Elodie: http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080326 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Elodie: Agg! She makes me crazy!
/ The Boy: What's wrong? / Elodie: My sister! Already she loves the American bunny.
/ Elodie: Sarkozy is ruining France for the young. Soon the whole country will be American. / The Boy: No...it won't.
/ Elodie: Tell me, Useless, what is it like when your country has... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080327 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Elodie arrives into the bedroom where Eustace {{The Boy}} is looking out the window]]
/ Elodie: AGG! SHE MAKES ME CRAZY!
/ Eustace: WHAT'S WRONG? / Elodie: MY SISTER! ALREADY SHE LOVES THE AMERICAN BUNNY.
/ Elodie: SARKOZY {{French president}} IS RUINING FRANCE FOR THE YOUNG. SOON THE WHOLE COUNTRY WILL... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080327 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[The Bell is hanging in a church tower, three priests are gathered below]]
/ {{triangular brackets indicate dialogue is spoken in French}}
/ Second priest: http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080328 |
| Scary Go Round 20080331 | [[Milford and his host Claude talk to The Boy at Elodie's door.]]
/ Milford: Claude says there's a party tonight... something about...
/ Claude: An orgy to which consequence is not invited.
/ The Boy: Yeah yeah. I'll ask Elodie. See you there. / The Boy: Milford, are you growing a moustache?
/ [[Milford... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080331 |
| Scary Go Round 20080401 | [[The Easter Bunny emerges before a crowd of screaming children. He bears an egg basket.]]
/ Easter Bunny: Chocca douby!
/ Children: YAAAAAAAAAYY / EB: I am the Easter Bunny, I bring eggs from the moon / EB: I travelled to the planet earth on a magic wooden spoon / EB: My paws are full of chocolate,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080401 |
| Scary Go Round 20080402 | [[Elodie, Mimi, and The Boy in the car.]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080402 |
| Scary Go Round 20080402 | [[Driving back from La Rochelle.]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080402 |
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