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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tim's place. Tim sits at computer.]]
/ Ryan: Are we going to the pub Tim? I'm asking out of being polite rather than caring what your reply is.
/ Tim: Ryan man, I've made contact with some sort of alien life form! Everything we understand is about to change! / Ryan: That's just a load of old geometric... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021022 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Are we going to the pub Tim? I'm asking out of being polite rather than caring what your reply is.
/ Tim: Ryan man, I've made contact with some sort of alien life form! Everything we understand is about to change! / Ryan: That's just a load of old geometric shapes moving around. Show me a species... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021022 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Outside, Halloween evening.]]
/ Ryan: I can't believe Tim, sitting in front of his stinking computer instead of coming to the pub. / Ryan: Shelley would have come with me. Poor little Shelley... to good for this world. I hope she's happy in the next. / [[Pub.]]
/ Tessa {{dressed as ?}}: Good evening... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021023 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: I can't believe Tim, sitting in front of his stinking computer instead of coming to the pub. / Ryan: Shelley would have come with me. Poor little Shelley... too good for this world. I hope she's happy in the next. / Tessa: Good evening Ryan! What can I get you?
/ Ryan: Booze, Tessa. I'm in a forgetting... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021023 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Pub.]]
/ Ralph: You look like you got troubles, friend.
/ Ryan: Ryan.
/ Ralph: Name's Ralph. / Ralph: What's on your mind?
/ Ryan: {{Looking at photograph.}} A friend of mine, Shelley, died. It doesn't seem fair. She took being good to extremes. / Ryan: Shel was a sweet little lady.
/ Ralph: ... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021024 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ralph: You look like you got troubles, friend. Name's Ralph.
/ Ryan: Ryan. / Ralph: What's on your mind?
/ Ryan: A friend of mine, Shelley, died. It doesn't seem fair. She took being good to extremes. / Ryan: She was a sweet little lady.
/ Ralph: Life's like a horse wearing a suit and smoking a cigar:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021024 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Pub.]]
/ Ralph: So did you love this girl, this Shelley?
/ Ryan: Well I don't know, I mean mayb-
/ Ralph: Yes I loved a woman once, well if you can call it "love." / Ralph: She was a librarian, I was heavily involved in the occult section. Our eyes met over a Dennis Wheatley. We shared a love of... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021025 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ralph: So did you love this girl, this Shelley?
/ Ryan: Well I don't know, I mean mayb-
/ Ralph: Yes I loved a woman once, well if you can call it "love". / Ralph: She was a librarian, I was heavily involved in the occult section. Our eyes met over a Dennis Wheatley. We shared a love of light entertainment... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021025 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan is walking home with Ralph]]
/ Ralph: So anyway how about I-
/ Ryan: How about you leave me alone so I can get on with being miserable? I don't need help! / Ralph: How about I help you see your little friend Shelley again?
/ Ryan: Eh? / Ralph: Do you know about the black arts, son?
/ Ryan: What,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021029 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ralph: So anyway how about I-
/ Ryan: How about you leave me alone so I can get on with being miserable? I don't need help! / Ralph: How about I help you see your little friend Shelley again?
/ Ryan: Eh? / Ralph: Do you know about the Black Arts, son?
/ Ryan: What, like, hip hop? Sure, I'm down with that.
/ Ralph:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021029 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ralph and Ryan are in the graveyard, where Shelley is buried]]
/ Ryan: Isn't there always some sort of price for magic?
/ Ralph: Think of it like your credit card bill. You just pay it! Easy! / Ryan: Hang on a second- hey, your coat is a reversible warlock smock! Nice!
/ Ralph: Ey, not bad is it, lad.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021030 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Isn't there always some sort of price for magic?
/ Ralph: Think of it like your credit card bill. You just pay it! Easy! / Ryan: Hang on a second- Hey, your coat is a reversable warlock smock! Nice!
/ Ralph: Ey, not bad is it, lad. Now pipe down. / Ralph: The dark side is like your next door neighbours.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021030 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the graveyard, over Shelley's grave]]
/ Ralph: Viata asta-i bun pierdut cand n-o traiesti cum ai fi vrut. Si-acum ar vrea un neam calau s-arunce jun in gitul tau: e rau destul ca ne-am nascut, mai vrem si-al doilea rau! / Ryan: All right, Ralph, you can stop messing about now. I'll give you fifty... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021031 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ralph: Viata asta-i bun pierdut cand n-o traiesti cum ai fi vrut. Si-acum ar vrea un neam calau s-arunce jug in gitul tau: e rau destul ca ne-am nascut, mai vrem si-al doilea rau! / Ryan: All right, Ralph, you can stop messing about now. I'll give you fifty pence for your - / Ryan: - bus. Ralph? / Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021031 |
| 20021101 | Ryan: H-GURGLE AGH! / [[Jumping over fencing]]
/ Ryan: Ryan, the way I see things is this. You can run home and hide under your bedclothes, which any fool knows the devil cannot penetrate. / Ryan: Or you do what your momma always taught you, and make things right with that sweet little gal. / [[In... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021101 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Screaming at zombie Shelley]]
/ Ryan: H-GURGLE AGH! / [[Hopping a cemetary fence]]
/ Ryan: Ryan, the way I see things is this. You can run home and hide under your bedclothes, which any fool knows the devil cannot penetrate. / [[Running away]]
/ Ryan: Or you do what your momma always taught you, and... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021101 |
| Scary Go Round 20021105 | Mrs Birch: Do you have a young lady with you, Mr Beckwith? Because I believe I have made it very plain that I will not have relations under my roof.
/ Ryan: Noooo... You might have seen me out of the window assisting an elderly nun across the road just now... / Mrs Birch: I don't want any hanky-panky.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021105 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mrs. Birch: Do you have a young lady with you, Mr. Beckwith? Because I believe I have made it very plain that I will not have relations under my roof.
/ Ryan: Noooo... you might have seen me out of the window assiting an elderly nun across the road just now... / Mrs. Birch: I don't want any hanky-panky.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021105 |
| Scary Go Round 20021106 | [[Ryan leads zombie Shelley upstairs out of landlady's sight]] / [[Shelley looks forlornly at her reflection]] / [[The two sit on Ryan's bed]]
/ Ryan: Cup of tea? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021106 |
| November 6, 2002 | [[Ryan is leading ZombieShelley up the stairs while his landlady sleeps.]] / [[Ryan leads Zombie Shelley through the string curtains at his doorway.]] / [[Ryan and Shelley are sitting on the ground, next to each other.]]
/ Ryan: Cup of tea? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021106 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In Ryan's rooms]]
/ Ryan: What have I done? This is just a shadow of a human being... I've defied nature and created an abomination. / [[Shelley is sitting on Ryan's bed, and he grabs she shoulders]]
/ Ryan: Come on, Shelley, say something! Anything! If you're going to eat my brains, do it! I know a... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021107 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: What have I done? This is just a shadow of a human being... I've defied nature and created an abomination. / Ryan: Come on, Shelley, say something! If you're going to eat my brains, do it! I know a zombie has needs. / Ryan: I've got to go to sleep, Shelley. Here's a straw. If you want brains... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021107 |
| Scary Go Round 20021108 | < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021108 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021108 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At Tim's house]]
/ Tim: Ryan, I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason why you're sitting there with out dead friend, who appears to now be a zombie.
/ Ryan: I just found her wandering around, man. I reckon some local kids got up to some, y'know, voodoo hijinks. / Tim: You raised her from the dead,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021112 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: Ryan, I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason why you're sitting there with our dead friend, who appears to now be a zombie.
/ Ryan: I just found her wandering around, man. I reckon some local kids got up to some, y'know, voodoo hijinks. / Tim: You raised her from the dead, didn't you?
/ Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021112 |
| Scary Go Round 20021113 | Tim: Skin a bunny, petal.
/ Ryan: I'm sorry, Tim, bringing her back to life was crazy mad. It was all Ralph's fault.
/ [[Zombie Shelley lifts her arms]] / [[Shelley in bath]]
/ Tim: Nutty old Ralph from the pub?
/ Ryan: Apparently he's into necromancy. I thought, what's the harm, it probably won't work. / Tim:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021113 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: Skin a bunny, petal.
/ Ryan: I'm sorry, Tim, bringing her back to life was crazy mad. It was all Ralph's fault. / Tim: Nutty old Ralph from the pub?
/ Ryan: Apparently he's into necromancy. I thought, what's the harm, it probably won't work. / Tim: Well it did, and now we have this poor thing to... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021113 |
| Scary Go Round 20021114 | [[Post-bath zombie Shelley in bathrobe]]
/ Ryan: She can't wear these clothes, Tim, they're falling to bits.
/ Tim: Hang on, let me see what I've got... / [Tim holds box]]
/ Ryan: Ha, a load of Goth Kate's clothes! She was your best lodger ever!
/ Tim: She was at one with the night, and vampires. / Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021114 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: She can't wear these clothes, Tim, they're falling to bits.
/ Tim: Hang on, let me see what I've got... / Ryan: Ha, a load of goth Kate's clothes! She was your best lodger ever!
/ Tim: She was one with the night, and vampires. / Ryan: If we dress Shelley up in this stuff and give her a pint of... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021114 |
| Scary Go Round 20021115 | [[Zombie Shelley dressed in goth gear]]
/ [[Ryan eats Quacks cereal]]
/ Tim: Doesn't she look great?
/ Ryan: This is so messed up. I'm going to wake up in a minute and find out that this was all a dream. The dumbest dream of all time, ever. / [[Tim gets newspaper from slot]]
/ [[Shelley looks at herself... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021115 |
| November 15, 2002 | [[Tim is standing behind ZombieShelley, who is dressed in a goth-corset. Ryan is sitting at a table nearby, eating cereal.]]
/ Tim: Doesn't she look great?
/ Ryan: This is so messed up.
/ I'm going to wake up in a minute and find out that this was a dream.
/ The dumbest dream of all time, ever. / Tim:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021115 |
| Scary Go Round 20021119 | Tim: I'm pretty sure that the Guy Fawkes night pub quiz will cheer Shel up. She'll be her old self in no time.
/ Ryan: What if someone who knows Shelley sees her? / Tim: Just repeat everything they say back to them in a sarcastic voice. It's what top spies do under interrogation. / Ryan: That's a... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021119 |
| November 19, 2002 | [[Tim and Ryan are walking outside with ZombieShelley.]]
/ Tim: I'm pretty sure that the Guy Fawkes night pub quiz will cheer Shel up.
/ She'll be her old self in no time.
/ Ryan: What if someone who knows Shelley sees her? / Tim: Just repeat everything they say back to them in a sarcastic voice.
/ It's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021119 |
| Scary Go Round 20021120 | Tessa: Question nine. Which album did the Rolling Stones record in France, and for an extra point, in which year? / Ryan: It's Exile On Main Street! 1972! Is Miss Congeniality getting all these down? / Tim: Only if the answers were "blood", "bones", "ash", "all flesh is gress" and, for an extra... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021120 |
| November 20, 2002 | [[Tessa is at the bar, reading quiz questions. Ryan, Tim and ZombieShelley are at a nearby booth, writing down responses.]]
/ Tessa: Question nine.
/ Which album did the Rolling Stones record in France, and for an extra point, in which year? / Ryan: It's Exile on Main Street!
/ 1972!
/ Is Miss Congeniality... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021120 |
| Scary Go Round 20021121 | Tessa (off-panel): Question ten: Was Mr Potato Head based on a real person?
/ Ryan: No? Yes!
/ Tim: Nah, that's nonsense. Put "No". / Sanjiv: "Yes, based on real person - possibly Hitler."
/ Biff: What are we playing at, doing a pub quiz. The streets aren't safe, Sanjiv. / Sanjiv: Biff, I know you're... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021121 |
| November 21, 2002 | [[Tessa is reading questions at the bar. Ryan, Tim, and Shelley are sitting at a booth, answering the questions. Sanjiv and Biff are sitting at a nearby table.]] / Tessa: Question ten: Was Mr Potato Head based on a real person?
/ Ryan: No?
/ Yes!
/ Tim: Nah, that's nonsense.
/ Put "no". / Sanjiv: "Yes,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021121 |
| Scary Go Round 20021122 | Sanjiv: What's that twitching in your pocket? Is your phone ringing?
/ Biff: Sweet Betsy, man, that's the chicken claw! / Sanjiv: Put that thing away, yeah, it's embarrassing to me.
/ Biff: It's red hot and twitching! There must be a zombie really close by! / Biff: There!
/ Sanjiv: Biff, are you sure... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021122 |
| November 22, 2002 | [[Biff and Sanjiv are sitting at a table in a pub. Biff's pocket is shaking.]]
/ Sanjiv: What's that twitching in your pocket?
/ Is your phone ringing?
/ Biff: Sweet Betsy, man, that's the chicken claw! / Sanjiv: Put that thing away, yeah, its embarrassing to me.
/ Biff: It's red hot and twitching!
/ There... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021122 |
| Scary Go Round 20021126 | [[Zombie Shelley pours from one glass into another]]
/ Tim: What's that? You have to... move water from one area to another... Ah-ha! Well be quick.
/ Ryan: Yeah, it's the picture round next. Pictures are pretty interesting, right? / [[Sign: LADIES]]
/ [[Sign: FOLK NIGHT every Wednesday - pies - pentangle... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021126 |
| November 26, 2002 | [[Ryan and Tim are sitting at a booth. ZombieShelley is standing next to the booth, pouring beer from one cup into another.]]
/ Tim: What's that?
/ You have to...
/ move water from one area to another...
/ Ah-ha!
/ Well be quick.
/ Ryan: Yeah, it's the picture round next.
/ Pictures are pretty interesting,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021126 |
| Scary Go Round 20021128 | Biff: Now listen here, zombie, right, your reign of terror ends here. / Sanjiv: We're going to fill your mouth with salt, sew up your lips, then return you to the ground with dignity, because we aren't animals, miss. / Zombie Shelley: Whimper.
/ Sanjiv: It's a dirty zombie trick. Get the axe. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021127 |
| November 27, 2002 | [[Biff and Sanjiv have ZombieShelley cornered in the ladies' room.]]
/ Biff: Now listen here, zombie, right, your reign of terror ends here. / [[ZombieShelley looks sad.]] / Sanjiv: We're going to fill your mouth with salt, sew up your lips, then return you to the ground with dignity.
/ Because we aren't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021127 |
| Scary Go Round 20021128 | Biff: I'm feeling moral, I can't do it!
/ Sanjiv: Biff, what does your dad do?
/ Biff: He's a butcher. / Sanjiv: Maybe big-face here is too timid to eat anyone's brains, but what's to say she isn't going to be round the back of your dad's shop tucking into the brawn? / Biff: Open wide, sweetheart. This... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021128 |
| November 28, 2002 | [[ZombieShelley is curled in the corner. Biff and Sanjiv are standing next to her.]]
/ Biff: I'm feeling moral, I can't do it!
/ Sanjiv: Biff, what does your dad do?
/ Biff: He's a butcher. / Sanjiv: Maybe big-face here is too timid to eat anyone's brains, but what's to say she isn't gong to be round... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021128 |
| Scary Go Round 20021129 | Tim: Shelley's been a long time in the toilet. Makes me nervous.
/ Ryan: She's not going to be killed on the way to the ladies' twice. / Tim: When was the last time you heard of someone dying on the way to the toilet, being re-animated, then dying there again?
/ Ryan: Um... / Biff: She keeps spitting... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021129 |
| November 29, 2002 | [[Tim and Ryan are sitting at a booth in the pub.]]
/ Tim: Shelley's been a long time in the toilet.
/ Makes me nervous
/ Ryan: She's not going to be killed on the way to the ladies' TWICE. / Tim: When was the last time you heard of someone dying on the way to the toilet, being re-animated, then dying... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021129 |
| Scary Go Round 20021203 | {{Tim slams open bathroom door}}
/ Tim: What in Hell's name is going on here? / Tim: When a man sees two gentlemen taking a tupping liberty with a lady friend of his, he seeks quick answers then he starts swinging! / Biff: You're lady friend is a member of the undead! We were... taking her down...
/ Sanjiv:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021203 |
| December 3, 2002 | [[Tim bursts into the bathroom as Biff and Sanjiv are trying to fill ZombieShelley's mouth with salt.]]
/ Tim: WHAT IN HELL'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE? / [[Shelley runs to Tim and hugs him.]]
/ Tim: When a man sees two gentlemen taking a tupping liberty with a lady friend of his, he seeks quick answers then... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021203 |
| Scary Go Round 20021204 | Tim: Come on, Shelley, let's go and stare at the bonfire for a while.
/ Sanjiv: I'm ashamed, Biff.
/ Biff: I'm going to take a long hard look at myself while wearing a scratchy old coal sack for clothes. / Sanjiv: The West Yorkshire Anti-Zombie Unit needs to become a more caring group, rehabilitating... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021204 |
| December 4, 2002 | [[Tim is leading ZombieShelley away from Biff and Sanjiv.]]
/ Tim: Come on, Shelley, let's go and stare at the bonfire for a while.
/ Sanjiv: I'm ashamed, Biff.
/ Biff: I'm going to take a long, hard look at myself while wearing a scratchy old coal sack for clothes. / [[Sanjiv and Biff are walking down... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021204 |
| Scary Go Round 20021205 | {{Bonfire}}
/ Ryan: Are you enjoying your toffee apple, Shelley?
/ Shelley: Yes!
/ Tim: So that's still you in there, Shelley? When Ralph brought you back it wasn't just a demon kicking it in your corpse? / {{Shelley makes horns with fingers}}
/ Shelley: Nyaghh glaghh bluggle glurr aargh check out my horns.
/ Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021205 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Are you enjoying your toffee apple, Shelley?
/ Shelley: Yes!
/ Tim: So that's still you in there, Shelley? When Ralph brought you back it wasn't just a demon kicking it in your corpse? / Shelley: NYAGHH GLAGHH BLUGGLE GLURR AARGH Check out my horns.
/ Tim: Help me bung the infidel on the bonfire,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021205 |
| Scary Go Round 20021206 | Satan: Excuse me. Ryan Beckwith? / Satan: I believe you owe me your soup. Oh, wait, no, can't read my own writing. Soul. You owe me your soul. / Shelley: Ryan...
/ Ryan: Tim, turn round for a second and tell me that's just a Marvin Gaye fan with a switchblade. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021206 |
| December 6, 2002 | [[Tim, Ryan, and ZombieShelley are standing around the bonfire, watching it.]]
/ A voice (off-frame): Excuse me.
/ Ryan Beckwith? / [[The Devil appears in a flash of red.]]
/ Devil: I believe you owe me your soup.
/ Oh, wait, no, can't read my own writing.
/ SOUL.
/ You owe me your soul.
/ ZombieShelley: Ryan...
/ Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021206 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Listen, Satan -- If that's your real name -- I don't owe you no damn soul or nothing. / Devil: I brought your little princess back from the dead. That isn't cheap! And I need souls as an inexpensive winter fuel. / Devil: Do you know what it's like, trying to keep the underworld heated? It's Hell!... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021210 |
| December 10, 2002 | [[The Devil is facing Tim, Ryan, and ZombieShelley.]]
/ Ryan: Listen, Satan -- if that's your real name -- I don't owe you no damn soul or nothing. / Devil: I brought your little princess back from the dead.
/ That isn't cheap!
/ And I need souls as an inexpensive winter fuel. / Devil: Do you know what... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021210 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Devil: Shelly...
/ Shelley: Mr Devil, sir, in the last few months I have been strangled to death, buried, re-animated, kidnapped, was made to wear a tight goth-girl corset by my so called friends and had to eat a load of salt. / Shelley: Salt isn't nice! Corsets aren't comfortable! This punch means go... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021211 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Devil: Shelley...
/ Shelley: Mr Devil, sir, in the last few months, I have been strangled to death, buried, re-animated, kidnaped, was made to wear a tight goth-girl corset by my so called friends and had to eat a load of salt. / Shelley:: Salt isnt nice! Corsets aren't comfortable! This punch means... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021211 |
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