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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim's place. Tim sits at computer.]] / Ryan: Are we going to the pub Tim? I'm asking out of being polite rather than caring what your reply is. / Tim: Ryan man, I've made contact with some sort of alien life form! Everything we understand is about to change! / Ryan: That's just a load of old geometric...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Are we going to the pub Tim? I'm asking out of being polite rather than caring what your reply is. / Tim: Ryan man, I've made contact with some sort of alien life form! Everything we understand is about to change! / Ryan: That's just a load of old geometric shapes moving around. Show me a species...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Outside, Halloween evening.]] / Ryan: I can't believe Tim, sitting in front of his stinking computer instead of coming to the pub. / Ryan: Shelley would have come with me. Poor little Shelley... to good for this world. I hope she's happy in the next. / [[Pub.]] / Tessa {{dressed as ?}}: Good evening...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: I can't believe Tim, sitting in front of his stinking computer instead of coming to the pub. / Ryan: Shelley would have come with me. Poor little Shelley... too good for this world. I hope she's happy in the next. / Tessa: Good evening Ryan! What can I get you? / Ryan: Booze, Tessa. I'm in a forgetting...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Pub.]] / Ralph: You look like you got troubles, friend. / Ryan: Ryan. / Ralph: Name's Ralph. / Ralph: What's on your mind? / Ryan: {{Looking at photograph.}} A friend of mine, Shelley, died. It doesn't seem fair. She took being good to extremes. / Ryan: Shel was a sweet little lady. / Ralph: ...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ralph: You look like you got troubles, friend. Name's Ralph. / Ryan: Ryan. / Ralph: What's on your mind? / Ryan: A friend of mine, Shelley, died. It doesn't seem fair. She took being good to extremes. / Ryan: She was a sweet little lady. / Ralph: Life's like a horse wearing a suit and smoking a cigar:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Pub.]] / Ralph: So did you love this girl, this Shelley? / Ryan: Well I don't know, I mean mayb- / Ralph: Yes I loved a woman once, well if you can call it "love." / Ralph: She was a librarian, I was heavily involved in the occult section. Our eyes met over a Dennis Wheatley. We shared a love of...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ralph: So did you love this girl, this Shelley? / Ryan: Well I don't know, I mean mayb- / Ralph: Yes I loved a woman once, well if you can call it "love". / Ralph: She was a librarian, I was heavily involved in the occult section. Our eyes met over a Dennis Wheatley. We shared a love of light entertainment...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan is walking home with Ralph]] / Ralph: So anyway how about I- / Ryan: How about you leave me alone so I can get on with being miserable? I don't need help! / Ralph: How about I help you see your little friend Shelley again? / Ryan: Eh? / Ralph: Do you know about the black arts, son? / Ryan: What,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ralph: So anyway how about I- / Ryan: How about you leave me alone so I can get on with being miserable? I don't need help! / Ralph: How about I help you see your little friend Shelley again? / Ryan: Eh? / Ralph: Do you know about the Black Arts, son? / Ryan: What, like, hip hop? Sure, I'm down with that. / Ralph:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ralph and Ryan are in the graveyard, where Shelley is buried]] / Ryan: Isn't there always some sort of price for magic? / Ralph: Think of it like your credit card bill. You just pay it! Easy! / Ryan: Hang on a second- hey, your coat is a reversible warlock smock! Nice! / Ralph: Ey, not bad is it, lad....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Isn't there always some sort of price for magic? / Ralph: Think of it like your credit card bill. You just pay it! Easy! / Ryan: Hang on a second- Hey, your coat is a reversable warlock smock! Nice! / Ralph: Ey, not bad is it, lad. Now pipe down. / Ralph: The dark side is like your next door neighbours....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[In the graveyard, over Shelley's grave]] / Ralph: Viata asta-i bun pierdut cand n-o traiesti cum ai fi vrut. Si-acum ar vrea un neam calau s-arunce jun in gitul tau: e rau destul ca ne-am nascut, mai vrem si-al doilea rau! / Ryan: All right, Ralph, you can stop messing about now. I'll give you fifty...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ralph: Viata asta-i bun pierdut cand n-o traiesti cum ai fi vrut. Si-acum ar vrea un neam calau s-arunce jug in gitul tau: e rau destul ca ne-am nascut, mai vrem si-al doilea rau! / Ryan: All right, Ralph, you can stop messing about now. I'll give you fifty pence for your - / Ryan: - bus. Ralph? / Ryan:...
20021101 Ryan: H-GURGLE AGH! / [[Jumping over fencing]] / Ryan: Ryan, the way I see things is this. You can run home and hide under your bedclothes, which any fool knows the devil cannot penetrate. / Ryan: Or you do what your momma always taught you, and make things right with that sweet little gal. / [[In...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Screaming at zombie Shelley]] / Ryan: H-GURGLE AGH! / [[Hopping a cemetary fence]] / Ryan: Ryan, the way I see things is this. You can run home and hide under your bedclothes, which any fool knows the devil cannot penetrate. / [[Running away]] / Ryan: Or you do what your momma always taught you, and...
Scary Go Round 20021105 Mrs Birch: Do you have a young lady with you, Mr Beckwith? Because I believe I have made it very plain that I will not have relations under my roof. / Ryan: Noooo... You might have seen me out of the window assisting an elderly nun across the road just now... / Mrs Birch: I don't want any hanky-panky....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs. Birch: Do you have a young lady with you, Mr. Beckwith? Because I believe I have made it very plain that I will not have relations under my roof. / Ryan: Noooo... you might have seen me out of the window assiting an elderly nun across the road just now... / Mrs. Birch: I don't want any hanky-panky....
Scary Go Round 20021106 [[Ryan leads zombie Shelley upstairs out of landlady's sight]] / [[Shelley looks forlornly at her reflection]] / [[The two sit on Ryan's bed]] / Ryan: Cup of tea?
November 6, 2002 [[Ryan is leading ZombieShelley up the stairs while his landlady sleeps.]] / [[Ryan leads Zombie Shelley through the string curtains at his doorway.]] / [[Ryan and Shelley are sitting on the ground, next to each other.]] / Ryan: Cup of tea?
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[In Ryan's rooms]] / Ryan: What have I done? This is just a shadow of a human being... I've defied nature and created an abomination. / [[Shelley is sitting on Ryan's bed, and he grabs she shoulders]] / Ryan: Come on, Shelley, say something! Anything! If you're going to eat my brains, do it! I know a...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: What have I done? This is just a shadow of a human being... I've defied nature and created an abomination. / Ryan: Come on, Shelley, say something! If you're going to eat my brains, do it! I know a zombie has needs. / Ryan: I've got to go to sleep, Shelley. Here's a straw. If you want brains...
Scary Go Round 20021108 <> / Ryan: Right, come on, Mrs Birch has gone out. / Ryan: Jesus, you're freezing. Put on this hat and coat and try not to look dead. We're going to see Tim. / Ryan: Tim will know what to do. Or if he doesn't, he'll shout at me until I feel that I've in some way paid for my sins. / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison <> / Ryan: Right, come on, Mrs. Birch has gone out. / Ryan: Jesus, you're freezing. Put on this hat and coat and try not to look dead. We're going to see Tim. / Ryan: Tim will know what to do. Or if he doesn't, he'll shout at me until I feel that I've in some way paid for my sins. / Ryan: Surprise....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At Tim's house]] / Tim: Ryan, I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason why you're sitting there with out dead friend, who appears to now be a zombie. / Ryan: I just found her wandering around, man. I reckon some local kids got up to some, y'know, voodoo hijinks. / Tim: You raised her from the dead,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Ryan, I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason why you're sitting there with our dead friend, who appears to now be a zombie. / Ryan: I just found her wandering around, man. I reckon some local kids got up to some, y'know, voodoo hijinks. / Tim: You raised her from the dead, didn't you? / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round 20021113 Tim: Skin a bunny, petal. / Ryan: I'm sorry, Tim, bringing her back to life was crazy mad. It was all Ralph's fault. / [[Zombie Shelley lifts her arms]] / [[Shelley in bath]] / Tim: Nutty old Ralph from the pub? / Ryan: Apparently he's into necromancy. I thought, what's the harm, it probably won't work. / Tim:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Skin a bunny, petal. / Ryan: I'm sorry, Tim, bringing her back to life was crazy mad. It was all Ralph's fault. / Tim: Nutty old Ralph from the pub? / Ryan: Apparently he's into necromancy. I thought, what's the harm, it probably won't work. / Tim: Well it did, and now we have this poor thing to...
Scary Go Round 20021114 [[Post-bath zombie Shelley in bathrobe]] / Ryan: She can't wear these clothes, Tim, they're falling to bits. / Tim: Hang on, let me see what I've got... / [Tim holds box]] / Ryan: Ha, a load of Goth Kate's clothes! She was your best lodger ever! / Tim: She was at one with the night, and vampires. / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: She can't wear these clothes, Tim, they're falling to bits. / Tim: Hang on, let me see what I've got... / Ryan: Ha, a load of goth Kate's clothes! She was your best lodger ever! / Tim: She was one with the night, and vampires. / Ryan: If we dress Shelley up in this stuff and give her a pint of...
 
Scary Go Round 20021115 [[Zombie Shelley dressed in goth gear]] / [[Ryan eats Quacks cereal]] / Tim: Doesn't she look great? / Ryan: This is so messed up. I'm going to wake up in a minute and find out that this was all a dream. The dumbest dream of all time, ever. / [[Tim gets newspaper from slot]] / [[Shelley looks at herself...
November 15, 2002 [[Tim is standing behind ZombieShelley, who is dressed in a goth-corset. Ryan is sitting at a table nearby, eating cereal.]] / Tim: Doesn't she look great? / Ryan: This is so messed up. / I'm going to wake up in a minute and find out that this was a dream. / The dumbest dream of all time, ever. / Tim:...
Scary Go Round 20021119 Tim: I'm pretty sure that the Guy Fawkes night pub quiz will cheer Shel up. She'll be her old self in no time. / Ryan: What if someone who knows Shelley sees her? / Tim: Just repeat everything they say back to them in a sarcastic voice. It's what top spies do under interrogation. / Ryan: That's a...
November 19, 2002 [[Tim and Ryan are walking outside with ZombieShelley.]] / Tim: I'm pretty sure that the Guy Fawkes night pub quiz will cheer Shel up. / She'll be her old self in no time. / Ryan: What if someone who knows Shelley sees her? / Tim: Just repeat everything they say back to them in a sarcastic voice. / It's...
Scary Go Round 20021120 Tessa: Question nine. Which album did the Rolling Stones record in France, and for an extra point, in which year? / Ryan: It's Exile On Main Street! 1972! Is Miss Congeniality getting all these down? / Tim: Only if the answers were "blood", "bones", "ash", "all flesh is gress" and, for an extra...
November 20, 2002 [[Tessa is at the bar, reading quiz questions. Ryan, Tim and ZombieShelley are at a nearby booth, writing down responses.]] / Tessa: Question nine. / Which album did the Rolling Stones record in France, and for an extra point, in which year? / Ryan: It's Exile on Main Street! / 1972! / Is Miss Congeniality...
Scary Go Round 20021121 Tessa (off-panel): Question ten: Was Mr Potato Head based on a real person? / Ryan: No? Yes! / Tim: Nah, that's nonsense. Put "No". / Sanjiv: "Yes, based on real person - possibly Hitler." / Biff: What are we playing at, doing a pub quiz. The streets aren't safe, Sanjiv. / Sanjiv: Biff, I know you're...
November 21, 2002 [[Tessa is reading questions at the bar. Ryan, Tim, and Shelley are sitting at a booth, answering the questions. Sanjiv and Biff are sitting at a nearby table.]] / Tessa: Question ten: Was Mr Potato Head based on a real person? / Ryan: No? / Yes! / Tim: Nah, that's nonsense. / Put "no". / Sanjiv: "Yes,...
Scary Go Round 20021122 Sanjiv: What's that twitching in your pocket? Is your phone ringing? / Biff: Sweet Betsy, man, that's the chicken claw! / Sanjiv: Put that thing away, yeah, it's embarrassing to me. / Biff: It's red hot and twitching! There must be a zombie really close by! / Biff: There! / Sanjiv: Biff, are you sure...
November 22, 2002 [[Biff and Sanjiv are sitting at a table in a pub. Biff's pocket is shaking.]] / Sanjiv: What's that twitching in your pocket? / Is your phone ringing? / Biff: Sweet Betsy, man, that's the chicken claw! / Sanjiv: Put that thing away, yeah, its embarrassing to me. / Biff: It's red hot and twitching! / There...
 
Scary Go Round 20021126 [[Zombie Shelley pours from one glass into another]] / Tim: What's that? You have to... move water from one area to another... Ah-ha! Well be quick. / Ryan: Yeah, it's the picture round next. Pictures are pretty interesting, right? / [[Sign: LADIES]] / [[Sign: FOLK NIGHT every Wednesday - pies - pentangle...
November 26, 2002 [[Ryan and Tim are sitting at a booth. ZombieShelley is standing next to the booth, pouring beer from one cup into another.]] / Tim: What's that? / You have to... / move water from one area to another... / Ah-ha! / Well be quick. / Ryan: Yeah, it's the picture round next. / Pictures are pretty interesting,...
Scary Go Round 20021128 Biff: Now listen here, zombie, right, your reign of terror ends here. / Sanjiv: We're going to fill your mouth with salt, sew up your lips, then return you to the ground with dignity, because we aren't animals, miss. / Zombie Shelley: Whimper. / Sanjiv: It's a dirty zombie trick. Get the axe.
November 27, 2002 [[Biff and Sanjiv have ZombieShelley cornered in the ladies' room.]] / Biff: Now listen here, zombie, right, your reign of terror ends here. / [[ZombieShelley looks sad.]] / Sanjiv: We're going to fill your mouth with salt, sew up your lips, then return you to the ground with dignity. / Because we aren't...
Scary Go Round 20021128 Biff: I'm feeling moral, I can't do it! / Sanjiv: Biff, what does your dad do? / Biff: He's a butcher. / Sanjiv: Maybe big-face here is too timid to eat anyone's brains, but what's to say she isn't going to be round the back of your dad's shop tucking into the brawn? / Biff: Open wide, sweetheart. This...
November 28, 2002 [[ZombieShelley is curled in the corner. Biff and Sanjiv are standing next to her.]] / Biff: I'm feeling moral, I can't do it! / Sanjiv: Biff, what does your dad do? / Biff: He's a butcher. / Sanjiv: Maybe big-face here is too timid to eat anyone's brains, but what's to say she isn't gong to be round...
Scary Go Round 20021129 Tim: Shelley's been a long time in the toilet. Makes me nervous. / Ryan: She's not going to be killed on the way to the ladies' twice. / Tim: When was the last time you heard of someone dying on the way to the toilet, being re-animated, then dying there again? / Ryan: Um... / Biff: She keeps spitting...
November 29, 2002 [[Tim and Ryan are sitting at a booth in the pub.]] / Tim: Shelley's been a long time in the toilet. / Makes me nervous / Ryan: She's not going to be killed on the way to the ladies' TWICE. / Tim: When was the last time you heard of someone dying on the way to the toilet, being re-animated, then dying...
Scary Go Round 20021203 {{Tim slams open bathroom door}} / Tim: What in Hell's name is going on here? / Tim: When a man sees two gentlemen taking a tupping liberty with a lady friend of his, he seeks quick answers then he starts swinging! / Biff: You're lady friend is a member of the undead! We were... taking her down... / Sanjiv:...
December 3, 2002 [[Tim bursts into the bathroom as Biff and Sanjiv are trying to fill ZombieShelley's mouth with salt.]] / Tim: WHAT IN HELL'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE? / [[Shelley runs to Tim and hugs him.]] / Tim: When a man sees two gentlemen taking a tupping liberty with a lady friend of his, he seeks quick answers then...
 
Scary Go Round 20021204 Tim: Come on, Shelley, let's go and stare at the bonfire for a while. / Sanjiv: I'm ashamed, Biff. / Biff: I'm going to take a long hard look at myself while wearing a scratchy old coal sack for clothes. / Sanjiv: The West Yorkshire Anti-Zombie Unit needs to become a more caring group, rehabilitating...
December 4, 2002 [[Tim is leading ZombieShelley away from Biff and Sanjiv.]] / Tim: Come on, Shelley, let's go and stare at the bonfire for a while. / Sanjiv: I'm ashamed, Biff. / Biff: I'm going to take a long, hard look at myself while wearing a scratchy old coal sack for clothes. / [[Sanjiv and Biff are walking down...
Scary Go Round 20021205 {{Bonfire}} / Ryan: Are you enjoying your toffee apple, Shelley? / Shelley: Yes! / Tim: So that's still you in there, Shelley? When Ralph brought you back it wasn't just a demon kicking it in your corpse? / {{Shelley makes horns with fingers}} / Shelley: Nyaghh glaghh bluggle glurr aargh check out my horns. / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Are you enjoying your toffee apple, Shelley? / Shelley: Yes! / Tim: So that's still you in there, Shelley? When Ralph brought you back it wasn't just a demon kicking it in your corpse? / Shelley: NYAGHH GLAGHH BLUGGLE GLURR AARGH Check out my horns. / Tim: Help me bung the infidel on the bonfire,...
Scary Go Round 20021206 Satan: Excuse me. Ryan Beckwith? / Satan: I believe you owe me your soup. Oh, wait, no, can't read my own writing. Soul. You owe me your soul. / Shelley: Ryan... / Ryan: Tim, turn round for a second and tell me that's just a Marvin Gaye fan with a switchblade.
December 6, 2002 [[Tim, Ryan, and ZombieShelley are standing around the bonfire, watching it.]] / A voice (off-frame): Excuse me. / Ryan Beckwith? / [[The Devil appears in a flash of red.]] / Devil: I believe you owe me your soup. / Oh, wait, no, can't read my own writing. / SOUL. / You owe me your soul. / ZombieShelley: Ryan... / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Listen, Satan -- If that's your real name -- I don't owe you no damn soul or nothing. / Devil: I brought your little princess back from the dead. That isn't cheap! And I need souls as an inexpensive winter fuel. / Devil: Do you know what it's like, trying to keep the underworld heated? It's Hell!...
December 10, 2002 [[The Devil is facing Tim, Ryan, and ZombieShelley.]] / Ryan: Listen, Satan -- if that's your real name -- I don't owe you no damn soul or nothing. / Devil: I brought your little princess back from the dead. / That isn't cheap! / And I need souls as an inexpensive winter fuel. / Devil: Do you know what...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Devil: Shelly... / Shelley: Mr Devil, sir, in the last few months I have been strangled to death, buried, re-animated, kidnapped, was made to wear a tight goth-girl corset by my so called friends and had to eat a load of salt. / Shelley: Salt isn't nice! Corsets aren't comfortable! This punch means go...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Devil: Shelley... / Shelley: Mr Devil, sir, in the last few months, I have been strangled to death, buried, re-animated, kidnaped, was made to wear a tight goth-girl corset by my so called friends and had to eat a load of salt. / Shelley:: Salt isnt nice! Corsets aren't comfortable! This punch means...
 

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