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| Scary Go Round 20050503 | Shelley: I can't believe you think I'm a lunatic.
/ Erin: I just think some of your actions lately have been... unusual. / Shelley: It's not easy in the adult world, Erin! Nobody really knows what they're doing! / Shelley: It's a conspiracy where we all wing it and no one lets on. I get so worried about... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050503 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Bentley Quorn, wearing a lavender shirt and gray tie, is outside. He is agitated, and standing next to a navy blue mass with a flexible pipe leading to it. Elaine Wu is behind him, and looks chagrined.]]
/ Bentley Quorn: INFLATE! INFLATE!
/ Elaine Wu: Mr Quorn, I don't see how this is necessary. We're... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050504 |
| Scary Go Round 20050504 | Bentley Quorn: INFLATE! INFLATE!
/ Elaine Wu: Mr Quorn, I don't see how this is necessary. We're ahead in all the polls. / Quorn: I can't let Mayor Mayor steal a march on me with his zeppelin. We must be proactively counter-reactive. / [[They are looking up at a Quorn-shaped balloon.]]
/ Quorn: It's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050504 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tim Jones is straddling a roof looking through binoculars, wearing a navy blue t-shirt and brown pants. The Boy, uncomfortable and in his school tie, is holding something that looks like a cross between a windsock and an oscilloscope.]]
/ Tim Jones: What's its heading?
/ The Boy: 11 degrees North, Tim.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050505 |
| Scary Go Round 20050505 | [[Tim and The Boy are on a rooftop. Tim is looking through binoculars and The Boy has some apparatus attached to a windsock.]]
/ Tim: What's its heading?
/ The Boy: 11 degrees north, Tim. Can I get down now? / [[They are tracking Quorn's balloon.]]
/ Tim: That puts it on a collision course with Gimmer's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050505 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tim Jones, wearing a flying apparatus, grabs hold of a guy rope dangling from the balloon effigy of Bentley Quorn and secures it to a church steeple.]] / [[Newspaper front page story]]
/ BUNNIES SAFE - BROWS NOW UNFURROWED
/ Tim Jones averts disaster
/ by P. Crimminy Kite
/ On the eve of the general election,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050506 |
| Scary Go Round 20050506 | [[Flying, Tim ropes the runaway Quorn balloon and tethers it to a church steeple.]] / Newspaper: BUNNIES SAFE - BROWS NOW UNFURROWED - Tim Jones averts disaster - by P. Crimminy Kite - On the eve of the general election, local candidate Tim Jones has prevented an animal sanctuary being destroyed by... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050506 |
| Scary Go Round 20050509 | [[The mayoral candidates are lined up as the votes are read.]]
/ Reader: Here are the results of the mayoral election for Tackleford City and Borough. Bentley Quorn, Evil Party, 511 votes. Wanda Prune, Progressive, 3,109. James Mayor, Literal Democrats, 45,341. Tim Jones, Scientific Democrats, 59,194. / [[Tim... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050509 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[An official is reading results as the four remaining mayoral candidates are standing in front of a blue curtain. Bentley Quorn is wearing a black suit with a light blue shirt and a navy tie. Wanda Prune is wearing a green dress, a yellow scarf, and a light green turban-like headdress. Mayor Mayor is... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050509 |
| Scary Go Round 20050510 | [[Mayor Mayor packs up his things.]]
/ Mayor: Oh stapler, all the papers you perforated. What merry times we had. And trusty, trusty hole-punch. / Shelley: I've come to say goodbye, Mr Mayor, and to wish you good luck.
/ Mayor: Shelley, I-- / [[He suddenly embraces her.]]
/ Shelley: Yes?
/ Mayor: I'm in... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050510 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[James Mayor is packing up his office. He is wearing a lime green shirt, and a black tie. He is holding a stapler and a small hole-punch at eye-level.]]
/ James Mayor: Oh Stapler, all the papers you perforated. What merry times we had.
/ James Mayor: And trusty, trusty hole-pinch. / [[Shelley Winters... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050510 |
| Scary Go Round 20050511 | [[Shelley is at Tim's door.]]
/ Tim: Hello, Shelley, how can I help?
/ Shelley: I was just wondering... if you have any jobs going in the mayor's office. I was involved in policies there, and I'm a great communicator! Talkin' to the press, writin' memos, just sayin' hello et cetera. / Tim: Shelley, I've... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050511 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley Winters has come to Tim Jones house.]]
/ Tim Jones: Hello Shelley, how can I help?
/ Shelley Winters: I was... just wondering... if you have any jobs going in the mayor's office.
/ Shelley Winters: I was involved in policies there, and I'm a great communicator!
/ Shelley Winters: Talkin' to the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050511 |
| Scary Go Round 20050512 | Shelley: Jobs in the local paper are always horrible. Invitations to work in a call centre until you get ear rot.
/ Amy: Or to pipe icing at a cake factory, straight into the fat owner's mouth. / Shelley: "Would you like a career in sales?" Yes please! If you promise to shoot me immediately on taking... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050512 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley Winters and Amy Chilton are in a coffee shop. Shelley is reading a newspaper laid out flat in front of her.]]
/ Shelley Winters: Jobs in the local paper are always horrible.
/ Shelley Winters: Invitations to work in a call center until you get ear rot.
/ Amy Chilton: Or to pipe icing at a cake... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050512 |
| Scary Go Round 20050513 | [[Riley is brushing her teeth at home, listening to Rolling Stones. Baking foil (aluminum foil) sheet in foreground. Lyrics heard: "sitting in the back of a car - music's so loud, you can't tell a thing]]
/ Riley: Hm hm hm hm hm hm hmmmmm
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050513 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Riley Beckwith is brushing her teeth preparing for bed. In the foreground, we see a box of baking foil and just behind that, a turntable playing a record.]]
/ Riley Beckwith: Hm hm hm hm hm hm hmmmm
/ Stereo: sitting in the back of a car / music's so loud you can't tell a thing
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050513 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Natalie: Natalie, what are you going to do with yourself? An eternity without activity is Hell. Minus of course ze flaying, ze magma, ze demonds.
/ [[Sign: Help Wanted - Go ahead individual - Good with agricultural machinery - Call Dave 0897432 573673994]] / Death: Yeah, reapers are back in business,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050516 |
| Scary Go Round 20050516 | [[Natalie walking with fairy antennae. Sign: "Help Wanted - Go ahead individual - Good with agricultural machinery - Call Dave"]]
/ Natalie: Natalie, what are you going to do with yourself? An eternity without activity is hell. Minus of course ze flaying, ze magma, ze demonds. / Grim Reaper: Yeah, reapers... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050516 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Death: Stop wigglin' Natalie.
/ Natalie: Big ups to ze women of islam but is zere strictly a need for zis shroud? / Death: You have to look the business. It wouldn't be a bleak harvest if you turned up in knickerbockers and a cowboy hat. / Death: How much credibility do you think the Tooth Fairy has?... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050517 |
| Scary Go Round 20050517 | [[The (a?) Grim Reaper is fitting Natalie in a traditional shroud.]]
/ Grim Reaper: Stop wigglin' Natalie.
/ Natalie: Big ups to ze women of Islam but is zere strictly a need for zis shroud? / GR: You have to look the business. It wouldn't be a bleak harvest if you turned up in knickerbockers and a cowboy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050517 |
| Scary Go Round 20050518 | [[Two men leaning off a scaffolding.]]
/ Man 1: Ay up love! What's your number? Come on, give us a smile!
/ Man 2: Sweetheart! All those curves, and me with no brakes! / Natalie: What a powerful display of machismo. They should do the thing where they make their pectorals dance!
/ Grim Reaper: Keep watching. / [[The... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050518 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Two men are in a construction scaffold, leaning over the railing. Perspective suggest they are at the third-story level.]]
/ Young Man1: Ay up love! What's your number?
/ Young Man1: Come on, give us a smile!
/ Young Man2: Sweetheart! All those curves, and me with no brakes! / [[We see the target of... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050518 |
| Scary Go Round 20050519 | Natalie: Come on gentlemen, it is time to step behind ze veil.
/ Man: K-keep away from us! Lemuel 'ere knows Tae Bo and he's not afraid to hit things!
/ Lemuel: These hands are deadly k-k-killing weapons! / Natalie: Ey! Do not run, you big babies! Zese shoes are new and I will blister! Zey are meant to... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050519 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Natalie Durand, the reaper, attempts to coax the spirits of the two recently deceased young men, rising over their bodies.]]
/ Natalie Reaper: Come on gentlemen, it is time to step behind ze veil.
/ Young Man2: K-keep away from us!
/ Young Man2: Lemuel 'ere knows tae bo and he's not afraid to hit things!
/ Lemuel:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050519 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Natalie: Wow, zis is quite something. You were reaching for a sandwich, but you picked up a cobra and bit it?
/ Recently Dead Snake Man: Yes. / Natalie: Could you not 'ear ze 'iss of Br'er Cobra?
/ Recently Dead Snake Man: He was asleep. They don't hiss when they're asleep. / Natalie: Do they 'iss when... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050520 |
| Scary Go Round 20050520 | [[Natalie examining a man's corpse, speaking to his ghost.]]
/ Natalie: Wow, zis is quite something. You were reaching for a sandwhich, but you picked up a cobra and bit it?
/ Man: Yes. / Natalie: Could you not 'ear ze 'iss of Br'er Cobra?
/ Man: He was asleep. They don't hiss when they're asleep. / Natalie:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050520 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Riley: Tim, should you be defrosting your freezer with a piece of driftwood?
/ Tim: I don't know! I never did it before! It's an empty journey to triumph if you don't plant the seeds of catastrophe along the way. / Tim: This is fantastic. There are peas in here dating from the Clinton Administration.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050523 |
| Scary Go Round 20050523 | Riley: Tim, should you be defrosting your freezer with a piece of driftwood?
/ Tim: I don't know! I never did it before! It's an empty journey to triumph if you don't plant the seeds of catastrophe along the way. / Tim: This is fantastic. There are peas in here dating from the Clinton administration.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050523 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Riley: Are you all right, man of the house? / Tim: I'm spent. The ice was so thick that all I could fit in the freezer was single Kraft cheese slices. According to my calculations, even if I stab distractedly at the ice with my driftwood every ten minutes, defrosting will take three days. / Tim: Entertain... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050524 |
| Scary Go Round 20050524 | Riley: Are you all right, man of the house? / [[Tim is lying on the floor next to the open freezer.]]
/ Tim: I'm spent. The ice was so thick that all I could fit in the freezer was single Kraft cheese slices. According to my calculations, even if I stab distractedly at the ice with my driftwood every... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050524 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Riley: Tim, I was abducted by aliens! You don't believe me! You're trying not to laugh!
/ Tim: Well, most of the symptoms of alien abduction can be put down to drinking eight pints of heavy. Or rough scrumpy (regional). / Riley: But I never drink! My daddy's king of the tramps! Drink might weaken my... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050525 |
| Scary Go Round 20050525 | Riley: Time, I was abducted by aliens! You don't believe me! You're trying not to laugh!
/ Tim: Well, most of the symptoms of alien abduction can be put down to drinking eight pints of heavy. Or rough scrumpy (regional). / Riley: But I never drink the booze! My daddy's King of the Tramps! Drink might... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050525 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: Well, Riley, we're parked in the middle of nowhere at night. I imagine that imminently you'll put the "moves" on me.
/ Riley: This is a UFO hotspot. Aliens favour Top Mareswich for fly-bys and extra terrestrial shennanigans. / Tim: So what was it like being kidnapped by aliens?
/ Riley: They wiggle... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050526 |
| Scary Go Round 20050526 | Tim: Well, Riley, we're parked in the middle of nowhere at night. I imagine that imminently you'll put the "moves" on me.
/ Riley: This si a UFO hotspot. Aliens favour Top Mareswich for fly-bys and extra terrestrial shennanigans. / [[Riley has set up a telescope.]]
/ Tim: So what was it like being kidnapped... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050526 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: Hee hee!
/ Riley: Shh! / Shelley: Pretty lights! So shiny! The visitors come! / Shelley: Hello! Greetings from the people of Earth! We welcome our brothers in the cosmic fraternity! I extend the olive branch of peace in the name of Tackleford Metropolitan Borough! / Shelly: Respect Earth's gravity,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050527 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin' / Hugo: And you keep losin' when you oughta not bet. / The Child: You keep samin' when you oughta be a-changin'. / Amy: You know what's right and right, but you ain't been right yet. / Shelley: These boots are made for walkin'. And that's just what... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050530 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Natalie: Ziz eez terrible. I am too cute for zis type of back-breaking physical labor.
/ Reaper: It builds character. You'll get used to it. / Natalie: Ze steenk of corpses eez always in my nostrils. Meanwhile zat awful Audrey Tautou eez making millions using my schteek. / Reaper: Schteek?
/ Natalie:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050531 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | The Boy: You can't tell anyone about this. / Erin: It's so cute!
/ The Boy: It's a doomsday machine. / Erin: He's sunshine, lolipops and rainbows!
/ Doomsday machine: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050601 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley and Amy: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050602 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy and Shelley are running from assorted monsters]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050602 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Remember your interview at Mabels...
/ Shelley: That dive! How could I forget / Shelley: I believe I was going through my Toyah phase... / Interviewer: What would you list as your positive attributes? / Shelley: Good in a team. Good individually. / Interviewer: OK. Excellent. Now what would you... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050603 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Two ducks with top hats in a pond]]
/ Duck 1: "So I said to the prat, 'you're off your bleeding trolley if you think I'm—' Hell-o"
/ Duck 2: "What 'ave we 'ere?" / [[Amy walks by, listening to music]]
/ Duck 1: "I'd like to get my wings on that bit of skirt!"
/ Duck 2: "Oy! Belt up, arseface! This totty... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050604 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{Guest comic by Jason Sigala of Niego}} / [[Erin, The Boy, and Milford outside lockers. Erin speaks to The Boy.]]
/ Erin: Meet me in the courtyard after fourth bell. / [[After Erin leaves]]
/ The Boy: It's okay to be jealous, Milford. I can see that you are.
/ Milford: Go on, The Boy. / The Boy: Young... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050605 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley spies Amy from a distance, much to her surprise. Amy is drawing a woman sitting directly in front of her.]] / Shelley: Amy, this is not the supermarket. You said you were going to the supermarket. / Amy: Nevermind all that. I've decided to finally put my art education to good use!
/ Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050606 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{Guest comic by Vera Brosgol}} / Shelley: Okay, okay. So what is this lady's innermost being? / [[Amy stares at her subject]]
/ Amy: Hmm. Mainly spiders. Some puddings. / Shelley: I do not think she is going to like that very much, Ames! A lady likes to hear that she is like a waterfall or a cheetah.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050607 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050608">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050608 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Scary Go Round 20050609 | [[Tim in his mayor's office.]]
/ Tim: Why do I make any mayorly decision I make will leave me historically infamous and reviled? Maybe my skin just isn't think enough for politics.
/ Riley: Are you sure it isn't just because of this thing?
/ [[She's referring to a box with a face and lights on his desk.]] / Tim:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050609 |
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